Chapter 749 The Theory of Happiness? Oh, Happy Ass.

M .\\网 Most of these words come from He Ming's real thoughts. Even if he has reached this level, he knows that some things are still the same as when he was in college. He is just an ordinary person, a real Diaosi's true nature, so now he wants to fool so many "knowledge-hungry" students from elementary school, junior high school, and high school alma mater to fool college students... He is very clear about this, and his thinking is at the most violent moment of fluctuation , denies everything but lacks handsome and high-quality ordinary college students from private aristocratic universities, absolutely nothing to please

Self-knowledge is the most important thing in a person, it is best not to do stupid things

And because of this, this kind of atmosphere, this kind of university did not bring him any unforgettable emotions like elementary school, junior high school, and high school. Therefore, after making a fortune, there is no difference between eating, drinking and having fun in daily life and college life, but more freedom.

Reality is reality, with his status, it is absolutely impossible for him to be influential in the academy like some places with hidden achievements and fame, and gain a little sense of existence by overwhelming a group of idiots...

Maybe the brain-dead made fun of him on purpose. Anyone with a little sense should understand that when someone thinks a sane person is a fool or a brain-dead, it's not only a low-level manifestation of someone's lack of quality, but also from a certain aspect. In other words, it's someone who lacks self-control and has some issues with mental illness so someone looks like a real fool and a brainless

However, there were thunderous cheers at the scene, and the reaction was extremely strong. The college students scrambled to flatter all kinds of people with their most sincere expressions and loudest voices.

"Brother Abs, you are not any other mortal. If you talk for three days and three nights, we can insist on listening to you, and you are the truth."

"Truth Abs Brother"

"Brother Abs is the Buddha's speech"

"We all love brother abs to talk, let brother abs talk"

……… All kinds of flattery frenzy, the elected officials who love to speak these days must be in tears when they see it, what a good citizen? Important affairs, general affairs speeches generally do not exceed ten minutes

As for various inscriptions; putting on a prestige for a certain company; officials "acting" with each other; all of them are not allowed, once they are discovered... the official word is that the political future is over and you can rest, regardless of your old age and infirmity still strong

But none of this has any effect on Brother Abdominal, a heterogeneous government official.

Brother abs is the Chinese characteristic of this world

He Ming didn't take it seriously like visiting a neighbor's house alone at mealtime,

With a smile on his face, the neighbor said the most talked-about sentence among Chinese people, three words, "Have you eaten yet?" If he replied that he hadn't, the neighbor must be "warm" and greeted: "Come, come, eat one at my house."

... At this moment, if he really sits down to eat, then he is a fool

Of course, He Ming is also aware of his own influence, and he represents too many things. Right now, these college students can’t wait for him to really talk for three days and three nights. Everyone in Shanghai is here. Speaking of all kinds of foreigners at night, there are at least 10 million people, flattery is everywhere in the world, eager and excited

Without him, the moonlight is endless, Ha Toad Gong is so cute, just like the face of a loved one... Moreover, with it, there will be a lover's smiling face, crying and screaming, euphemistic begging for mercy, singing conquering all night...

But He Ming is not a fool, he doesn't bother to say such words that are not believed as the truth and are fooled. Does Lao Tzu like this kind of "hypocrisy"? With this time, this great man might as well feel Bei Smecta's sincerity full of tears

Besides, it's almost noon, and I'm hungry...

So He Ming chuckled, waved his hands to calm everyone down, and said, "Well, let's forget about what we're talking about. I'm not prepared today. Besides, it's almost eleven o'clock at noon. Like everyone else, I'm hungry..."

Speaking of this, I stopped thinking about what to say next, but I didn't expect this extremely short interruption time, and some of the college students who listened wholeheartedly to "pretend" to be "truth" couldn't help laughing

Many people thought it was the moment to flatter, and quickly laughed along with "haha"-then this interesting phenomenon spread to more and more citizens in the whole neighborhood, and they also hurriedly flattered...

Of course, this scene was photographed by various TV filming teams, and people all over the world in front of the TV saw this scene, so... this time, there were all kinds of smiles from the heart, laughing out loud or bursting out laughing

What a smile full of envy, jealousy and hatred

Undoubtedly, think about it with your ass, this time when the ab muscle brother comes to school, he will at least promise that a certain welfare tonight will be free... Is it a toad skill in exchange for a body quota? It's an international joke, the country will resist if the abs brother is willing, too nonsense? Could it be that the alumni of Brother Abbas University have become the villain class in the human age?

Is this price really too high?

He waved his hand again, and after the scene was quiet again, He Ming continued: "As a junior brother who has made some achievements..." This sentence made many college students smile wryly. some achievement? You got the earth and the universe, as long as the demons that can’t beat you are your cash machines, treasure boxes, and endless capital to serve the people

He Ming's next words immediately made 99% of the college students look happy. You look at me, I look at you, and you just have to hold back your mood. He Ming is about to cheer again. This time must be the most intense.

Because He Ming continued: "...Although I have nothing in my hands, I have not forgotten everyone in my heart. I have spent three years of good time in university, and I can't forget my teachers, brothers, sisters, brothers and sisters..."

Speaking of this, He Ming skillfully put on the "heavy" expression of "rejuvenating the country through adversity". Of course, this is acting, just as in fact, he has completely forgotten the university

When he was a hanger, he vented on the Internet several times, "I can't go back after I did it in college." Of course, these remarks have long since disappeared in the sea of ​​​​humans and ghosts can't find them.

What's interesting is that even through the big time game, some of He Ming's embarrassing things can't be found. This is impossible. When it was brought to the earth, it was erased by the central optical brain.

Otherwise, it's the first time in my life to masturbate, God, the boring and superficial people all over the world have to watch it, right? It's not fun, let's not show them abs that haven't evolved yet

"...Then at the meeting ceremony today, there will be a special person presenting a lottery, and it will be put on the school website for the toad exercise. Of course, tonight, all boys in the school can participate, including all male teachers. Staff, you can bring your family if you want. Thank you all, I wish you all... a healthy life and a happy life"

After finishing speaking, He Ming got up and bowed again to salute. After the salute, there was the most vigorous cheer

"I love you, my abs brother" is the most conspicuous group of college students, about hundreds of them, with the same clothes, hot red short skirt showing white thighs, and a thin red top showing the same white career line

Hundreds of chicks dance like fire

When He Ming saw the past, they became more excited

He thought it was a song and dance troupe in the university, probably a combination of various dance troupes and cheerleading troupes, otherwise He Ming knew that those proud teams did not have so many people

Just like girls in European and American schools are proud to join the cheerleading group and become social celebrities. The youth of the Huaxia campus is better than the blue, and the school festivals of the little devils have also been copied a lot. Anyway, the school is only used to enjoy the happiest life in life. for a while

But what surprised He Ming was that he took the opportunity to scan the crowd of college students. Not only were there several times more students, but they were also tall, handsome and rich.

Come to think of it, of course it's for him.

"Abs brother is mighty, abs brother is mighty, men are strong, classmates are strong, tonight we are real men and pure men, brother Chun is not as flattering as we are strong, strong"

Excited college students just shouted this kind of words, and soon they shouted together. When He Ming appeared in this world, when Ha Toad Kung Fu became more and more popular, they were envious, jealous and hated, looking forward to the return of Abdominal Brother Shenlong like years.

And now... well, it's the turn of the citizens outside the school to envy and hate these little bastards, what kind of toad kung fu should they practice? We are the group of people who need it the most! If things go on like this, these little bastards will snatch away all the women in the world. We rich moneymen and bosses can’t compare to the joy brought by pure bodies What's more, is Huaxia still under pressure in life now?

Hey, life is like a dream for us... "Brother Abdominal, Brother Abdominal, don't forget about us, the people of Songjiang who support you the most, we also want to do the toad martial arts." The middle-aged men shouted at the top of their lungs, their voices hoarse... …

He Ming is of course selective brain damage. This is a combination of blindness, deafness, and a large number of brain diseases that is incurable, so of course he can't "hear", "see", or "feel" anything. How many men in the magical capital of Songjiang? ? You promised me a month's worth of time, and the ghost would like you to do something for me when I was hanging silk. Everyone has donated to my bank account. Is there a hundred yuan?

Just about to step off the stage, He Ming saw that in the front of the crowd, the physique was average, there were no strong people, and people with good physiques. In the past, four or five people in ten wore myopia glasses, but now about ten people have two or three myopia ——Although there is a special drug for myopia, it seems that many people still can't enjoy it. After all, He Ming's family situation in this school is considered "first-class", otherwise... just look at Liu Xiaolian and you will understand

Just among this group of people who will automatically take off their high myopia glasses after a month, and who are physically strong and top-notch athletes, a few glasses brothers shouted at the highest volume of their own voices. In the voice, if He Ming was just an ordinary person, he would never be able to hear what he said.

But now, as soon as he pays attention to his ears, he will automatically and miraculously eliminate other sounds, and focus exclusively on those glasses brothers. What "big thing" does he think?

Unexpectedly... a wry smile flashed across He Ming's face, because the glasses brothers actually said f*ckingly, "Brother Abdominal, Brother Abdominal, you haven't asked any questions yet, and we still have questions, please."

He Ming immediately realized that this group of stupid donkeys still want to be famous. This is called stepping on the shoulders of giants to show off and let the people of the world hear their own voices

So he waved his hand again, let the scene cool down, and it took five or six minutes for it to become quiet. Finally, He Ming asked the group of glasses brothers: "Do you have any other requests? If there is any trouble, as... Senior Brother, I will definitely Will help even if the senior brother does not help, as a public servant of the people, he will definitely serve the people.”

"Well said, the public servant brother is the most loving, we love you, we love you, we love you." If you will go to rest, you must not even have the strength to eat, but it doesn’t matter. In the modern information society, you just need to pick up your mobile phone and give them to each other, and "Jiao Didi" notify them to come and deliver food...Maybe...After all, the abs brother started today Bringing a lot of benefits...People's hearts have been changed because of money...Don't mention it, maybe many goddesses are no longer goddesses...

The reason why he is so passionate and passionate that he wants to die is just for the beauty of the moment... This is because not only He Ming is there, but Brother Abs is there, and it is under the global live broadcast——

Everyone is not a fool. If you perform better, you might become famous if you want to be famous. What's more, if you have a little relationship with the abs brother, the whole country, no, the most popular people in the world. What kind of blockbuster, do you still want to hang out without my sister participating?

"Brother Abdominal Muscles, it's not fair for men to have toad skills. What about us girls? We are more likely to age than men. The incomparably precious youth and beauty are just a flash of beauty... woo woo woo, it's almost gone now, what a god Unfair abs brother, you have to come out to serve the people, serve the girls."

Taking advantage of this opportunity for the audience to be quiet, a female voice among the girls bravely shouted out herself, the desire of the women, she thinks that Brother Abdominal has a way

It was broadcast live, and won the unanimous approval of women all over the world in an extremely fast manner. The women couldn't help nodding in front of the TV, anxiously waiting for the answer from Brother Abs

Of course, apart from those who are still breastfeeding or do not understand the truth of the perishable youth, after all, the little girls who have not yet come to puberty, chicks

A pair of glasses brothers immediately dissatisfied, Cao Nima airport grandma oh damn, brother abs is saying hello to us

He Ming heard the news and glanced at the source of the sound. This movement was relatively large, which was equivalent to turning around and looking at it. This was a turning around from the heart without any pretense. As a result, he did not expect that the chicks in that direction rushed to express on the Internet after the interview:

"We were conquered by Brother Abdomo's gaze. His gaze is the gaze of true love."

"Love love love the gentle eyes, the years are quiet and good, the look back of brother abs..." The girl who was lucky enough to photograph this look back has become a nympho of all kinds

Netizens around the world turned their backs on them and looked at their space... This world has developed into such a situation that almost everyone has photos in their online space, and when they see "their" photos, they immediately "vomit"

"Wash and sleep, the swan also wants to eat the most handsome toad in history?"

He Ming glanced at it, and then said in that direction: "There is no magical skill for women's physique... Well, in this way, of course I will not let my seniors suffer. My various things about women's maintenance, cosmetics, etc. Company, you can choose as much as you want, and of course I will pay for the amount within one million yuan per person."

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" the girls were ecstatic when they heard the news. I have long been envious of all kinds of good things, and I am drooling so that there will be no floods in the girls' dormitory.

At the moment, I can’t get close to the abs brother, so I flock to the “saint” who shouted “women’s welfare”, surround her and throw her into the air again and again to celebrate... Although the girl is wearing an elegant long skirt and has tender white legs, The looks are not bad, but the boys didn't take the opportunity to feast their eyes

Just kidding, I have this time to watch various female anchors early, and then I will know when I see the world, what kind of goddess, let’s go, roll, we only want villain female anchors

The villain hostess has only one sentence, the truth of four words: what you insist on is to maintain a man’s true colors except for the little brother, and everything else is softened, and it will be softened at a glance... The gunfire is fired, there is no way, ordinary people can’t bear it The temptation to live in a villain and a big beautiful woman

"What else do you want?" He Ming asked the glasses brothers again. Immediately among the glasses brothers, there was an exquisite blue striped suit that was definitely wearing tens of thousands of RMB. He Ming used to wear that kind of suit.

It's not easy. In this situation, everyone is vying to wear their best clothes, and no one wants to be ashamed under the global live broadcast, so they usually promise to borrow American clothes under various conditions, but now they treat gay bastards Selling buttholes probably won't be able to borrow

This well-dressed guy with glasses saw that only the girls were making noise on the other side of the audience, and most of them were already quiet waiting for his words, and there were various cameras shooting this side. There are undoubtedly many live broadcasts worldwide. Seize the opportunity to become famous. Yu Nei suppressed his extreme excitement, and immediately cleared his throat to get rid of the hoarse feeling that he had shouted just now. He straightened his chest, including making every hair straight, and tried to show his best side since he was born. The most needed and most shouting way to express it is only in the face, the more "light and calm" in the expression, showing the person... the touching and implicit content of the inner saint and the outer king

He Ming doesn't understand this guy's anxious mental activity. If he has mind-reading skills, he will definitely take out a piece of booger that doesn't exist and will never exist.

"Brother Abs, I have a theory of happiness here. I have a lot of happiness in my original life. The simplest and most direct happiness is the happiness of entertainment. Everyone on the earth knows that you brought two demon games. How much happiness did the demon game bring to the people on Earth?"

"And you bring more happiness about the body. Everyone on the earth knows that life is old and sick. Human health is the biggest and most important source of happiness in life. Now you have brought human power and the human age. , this kind of human senses, never tired, never sick, always strong and fearful, what a great quality...happy, so here I am deeply grateful for your college alumni, Brother Abdominal..."

"Yes, yes, Sansheng is lucky, supremely honored, extremely honored..." When he said this, the bespectacled brothers ignored the expressions of the people around them who looked at them more and more like they were looking at stupid b, and followed Dabao " Idiom-style flattery" The one that Xiaohao used to love the most, now they are too lazy to flatter He Mingda Wuhe, there is no need for brother, no desire to be strong

All the college students wanted to kill these guys with glasses: Nima, are you crazy for wanting to become a villain? Flattery, who wouldn't know it, father, get out of here

He Ming nodded with a great man's face to show that he was listening. The brother in suit and glasses was greatly encouraged. His hands and feet, which had started to tremble slightly, were almost out of instinct and became calm. He continued to say that his voice was getting higher and higher, although he was not far away from the microphone. Some people can't hear clearly, but you can watch TV afterwards, anyway, brother abs heard it

Then it’s best for the abs brother to raise his thumb and say something... Bel’s heart beat wildly: “Come on, you have a future, go for surgery tonight, I’ll pay for it”

"Oh yes" the condition is that you can run naked once quickly, let the ordinary monkeys on the earth who are envious and jealous look sadly at my ordinary, low-level mortal body, because you will never see my generation after nine o'clock tonight It will become a sad and lovely memory, because I have a human body... "When a friend is in trouble, I will come to him as soon as possible, making the volcano eruption very cute. Seeing a horse in trouble, brother Will come as soon as possible…”

Self-indulgence, so I worked harder, passionately, and ecstasy raised my arms and shouted: "So, my theory of happiness explains: This beautiful world, the water-blue earth, because of you, with your abdominal muscles, human beings will go on a road. A completely different way of happiness than in the past, thank you, Comrade Abdominal, the gospel of happiness for mankind, the righteous light of the universe, and the power of joy for all things”

He Ming didn't react for a few seconds after he finished speaking, what does this mean? Then I heard Guo Bang beside him muttering what was in his heart, "Isn't this finished? This...isn't this fucking nonsense?"

"What are you talking about? Farting your mother has more content, truth, and secrets than this..." Contemptuous in his heart, He Ming smiled and nodded with a great man on the surface, "Thank you, thank you for your theory of happiness, It’s very interesting. It’s almost time for everyone. Let’s go and do our own things. There will be a special person to deliver the gifts. Please enjoy this Sunday.”

After all, he waved his hand and started to walk under the rostrum

Although he despises Brother Glasses, He Ming deeply knows that he must never say anything rude, even if he says something carelessly, because of any... "You're talking a fart..." It will seriously affect that person's life. He is now in the world Live broadcast, and if I said something like this, a large number of my brainless fans would think it was the truth, and he... is a fart

This is the power of a leader, a great man

Just like ordinary people can take the life of an ant no matter if they are careless or deliberately

So he absolutely can't say any disrespectful remarks against a person. Spending a little effort to offend a person will destroy a person. It's a standard brain-dead behavior that cannot be controlled by oneself.

Li Shizhen wrote: "Therefore there is no cure for the brain-dead"

ps: the first is unfinished to be continued)

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Chapter 749 of the Technology Treasure Hunter King: Happiness Doctrine? oh happy ass