Chapter 322: Ancestor Worship
"Our old He family has been rooted here since the thirteenth year of Tongzhi in the Qing Dynasty. It is a group of grassroots people who are unknown. Now the Republic is famous all over the world in 2012. It is really a spirit from the ancestors, and a good son He Ming was born. Just like the Qing Dynasty. Lord Kangxi, the Republic has a chairman!"
The oldest generation in the family, a grandpa who is responsible for daily activities, relationship adjustment, ancestor worship, etc., of course, has enjoyed He Ming's life treasure, so he only looks like a middle-aged man in his fifties, deliberately pretending to be an old man , Greeting He Ming deliberately old-fashioned and authentic.
"He Ming is finally here, let's start worshiping the ancestors. I don't need to mention He Ming's contribution, so I will be among the first to enter the ancestral hall from today on." The old man said with a smile.
He Ming pushed his father and said with a smile: "My father is still there, how can my son represent my family?"
The TV stations are filming, and I don't want to be filmed as a monkey. Besides, it's Dad's responsibility.
The old man walked out with a smile on his face, his face was flushed, he was so proud that he had never been before, he was absolutely ecstatic, not only everyone in the clan chased after him, but also everyone in the whole country and the world was afraid of flattery!
The old man, who was dressed in high-grade silk and a Qing Dynasty robe, didn't care. He wanted to make a special case to make He Ming happy, but he didn't expect that he didn't want to be the first person at all.
Then, after walking to the old house, what He Ming remembered was a huge vegetable field, which has now been made into a brand-new high-grade stone paved floor, which is said to be imported from Egypt.
From here, you can go to the Banshan Ancestral Hall to worship the ancestors.
There were seven or eight hundred people waiting here, all dressed in high-end clothes and looking like high-class people, but the dark skin and rough hands of many people revealed that they were originally farmers.
I saw quite a few middle-aged women gleaming with gold, with two big pigeon blood red gemstones in their hands, and big pearls or big gold necklaces on their bodies. Especially the brats, who were dressed up in glittering gold, as if they were giving away money.
As for the men, all of them are mainly high-end suits, all high-end goods, imported high-end leather shoes, belts, and dressed like a rich man.
Young people, especially relatives of Superman, despite the rank of major general, are still in a state of secrecy and cannot be released outside, otherwise other countries can judge whether you are Superman based on your military uniform, and thus conduct espionage activities against you personally, which is hard to guard against what.
When He Ming arrived, the crowd immediately went into a commotion. They didn't know how to clap their hands, but immediately applauded, and everyone shouted, "Long live Brother Abdominal! Long live Brother Abdominal!" including middle-aged women.
The "old man" walked in front of the crowd, pumped himself up, and shouted: "Quiet! Quiet! The relatives are in place, the whole family is reunited, and the Lantern Festival ancestor worship begins now!"
With Dad He at the forefront, members of each family entered the ancestral hall one by one to worship their ancestors.
Because China has not experienced some major disturbances, it has been stable from the Republic of China to the present.
Therefore, there are some strict rules and regulations. A family goes up to worship ancestors, and members of one family cannot mix into another family. Wife who does not come to the door, any married daughter, and married man can only visit as guests later, and cannot The etiquette of family members to worship.
Zhou Qingyun's five daughters had no choice but to stay among the guests.
He Longhao's family is just relatives and friends who have some relationship with the ancestors of the He family, such as who you married and who married whom.
Therefore, it is ranked in the collateral line, and the direct line can only go forward after worshiping the ancestors.
The salute was roaring, Father He carried the banner of ancestor worship, and was the first person to walk up the mountain. Stride forward, excitement is very motivating.
After so many years, it's finally my turn to be the boss. In the past, it was grandpas commanding a group of young people to fight against the flag, or to break the flag.
The rough mountain road paved with rocks in He Ming's memory has been replaced by a wide mountain road made of high-grade stone materials. There are piles of yellow paper on both sides of the mountain road, and there are special people to light it along the way, so that the ghosts will grab money so as not to disturb the ancestors. .
"I really didn't expect my family to have what it is today. My son is a dragon among men!" Father He turned around and said with a smile,
His gaze towards He Ming is no longer admiration, but admiration.
Mother He covered her face with her left hand, and the big diamond ring on her finger, which was as big as a century diamond, was so dazzling that anyone who saw it would be fooled. Touching He Ming's head, he said intoxicatedly, "What a good son."
The eldest sister smiled slightly, and looked towards the distant mountains and forests. Of course, she saw a large number of soldiers from the Ministry of Internal Security guarding with guns thousands of meters away. She could clearly see their serious expressions, and they were powerful in their actions in the severe cold of the mountains.
"Hahaha! Give us a face! But in the live broadcast of accepting the sovereignty of the archipelago, you actually eat apples, which are Japanese products! You idiot, you are advertising ghosts and people! Why don't you eat the oranges that are abundant in Malan Mountain?"
He Fang, who was wearing a red leather jacket and high-end jeans, said angrily.
They are all wearing the things that He Ming brought from the world of the dead. Women love this kind of clothes. They are monsters born for clothes and jewelry. How can they not understand the huge gap? No matter how top-of-the-earth costumes can't even match a corner of the devil's clothes!
"There is no crunch or creak when I bite. At that time, I could peel oranges? Do you need national dignity?" In fact, He Ming's favorite fruit is oranges, followed by bananas. Of course, it must be someone who feeds beautiful women. A favorite.
"You also know the dignity of the country, you!"
"Of course, serve the people!"
Walking to the gate of the old ancestral hall, He Ming took a look at the construction site of the new ancestral hall in the distance. Many workers were looking at this place, discussing and envious.
Of course they are just mortals, they don't have the super eyesight of super beings, so they can't see the environment here clearly.
The ancestral hall has been cleaned up inside and out, and there is nothing dilapidated. It is very clean, as if it has become a work of art.
The places that can be changed are all replaced with high-end goods.
Also... He Ming has read reports about some high-grade wood being taken away by relatives, including golden nanmu, and family members are also buying gloomy wood at high prices in the market, especially large pieces are the most valuable.
In this way, in order to make a new coffin, all the highest-grade wood is made, the ancestors are dug out, replaced with new coffins, and then moved to the new ancestral hall together.
Stepping into the ancestral hall, there are pre-arranged and long-awaited cultural people, who can't wait, hold a piece of white rice paper with a loud voice, and read: "The Year of the Republic, 2022..."
In the article on ancestor worship, He Ming's family worshiped the ancestors, and Dad He lit incense, and then kowtowed.
Then go out and wait outside the door, waiting for waves of worship.
It took an hour like this, and after one o'clock in the afternoon, everyone returned to a table full of meals. The army of chefs at He Ming's mansion set up a greenhouse here to provide a large amount of food for this group of supermen and thousands of people.
At the dinner table, it naturally became very lively. The little kids love this kind of atmosphere the most. After eating a few mouthfuls of delicious food, they ran around with their hands full of steaks and chicken legs. For them, playing is more important than eating, playing and eating together is heaven!
He Ming is the one who brought all this, and he is generous with his actions, so the little kids love to run to him, get some gifts, and look at the beautiful sister, it's really happy.
He Ming pretended to be deaf and dumb, and pretended to be a bad uncle to scare off group after group. Then he devoted himself to food, even though he had enjoyed a lot of real delicacies in the world of the dead, on the bed, on the sofa, on the sand, he ate the delicacies handed over by Lier in his mouth, and let Sisi eat the fishy smell produced by himself .
But now that he has changed to this appearance, he has become a good person, handsome and unrestrained. It is really a bizarre and incredible life.
"By the way, Haoran? Why didn't I see him?" It was really a surprise that Situ Haoran was not here, He Ming couldn't help asking.
He Longhao on the same table swallowed a large lobster with its shell and skin, and the fresh juice splashed from the bite. Because he becomes a superman, chewing steel will not hurt, so he is obsessed with this domineering way of eating. Chewing the big lobster, his mouth puffed up, and he said in a vague voice: "Brother-in-law, of course he went to worship the ancestors today, and sister Liu Xu, I plan to move after the Lantern Festival. It's not good to live in your house all the time."
He Ming nodded and said: "Of course, a golden nest and a silver nest are not as good as your own doghouse. What about you, live in my house or move out with your Meimei and Linlin?"
He Longhao's eyebrows were so beautiful that they flew up, his cheeks bulged and he smiled strangely, "Of course I live at your house, there are so many people. My brother-in-law's house is my house!"
Seeing his funny expression, all the girls laughed. The young mother Zhou at the same table smiled, and suddenly picked up the phone, blushing, and went to the side to answer the call privately.
Seeing this, He Longhao clapped his hands and said, "She has a man." Because Zhou's mother is also a "superman", no matter how low she said it, she could hear it.
He Ming said in surprise: "No way, my mother-in-law has friends? Not bad, not bad, they are all superhuman, young and beautiful, with a hot body. And life is long, not finding a man is too lonely."
He tutted and shook his head, Zhou Qingyun glanced at Mama He who was at the dining table, then lowered her head and said to He Ming, "I hate it! You speak so obscenely."
Zhou Xuewei's eyes drifted away. She was bubbling beautifully dressed in a noble purple beauty, and said: "My mother is so young, beautiful, and rich. Of course she has to find a boyfriend. Otherwise, it will be so lonely for a long time."
He Ming rubbed his chin and said, "Well, I'm looking forward to a baby who will call me brother-in-law." The sisters of the Zhou family patted coquettishly.
After chatting and eating for tens of minutes, the food was only half served, and I also accepted several radio interviews. Of course, He Ming's remarks were false, but the reporters liked his remarks very much, which stimulated the ratings.
A famous person who is the most famous in the world, with wonderful remarks like a movie, worries Time Magazine, which sentence should be put on the cover?
Serve the people? Or, "Hey, how are you, I'm Abs."
After two o'clock in the afternoon, He Ming had almost finished eating, and with the help of his almost non-existent alcoholism, he touched Zhou's sisters, cousin and Lu Wenjing around him.
Chai Ting's son, that little kid, Chen Kaicheng came over out of curiosity, but He Ming grabbed him and rubbed his face for a while, and finally ran away crying.
The environment really changes people. After a few days of enjoying the blessing, the little kid is no longer as mighty and unyielding as before. Fortunately, he is a diamond gourd baby.
In the middle, Father He came, surrounded by a group of men and middle-aged women with eager expressions, and asked for life treasures. After all, most of his relatives are not supermen. Looking at the young and beautiful superman, he is envious and jealous.
He Ming can give five superman quotas at will, we are your relatives.
"It's only Superman. It's out of stock." He Ming began to prepare to treasure life treasures for future generations, so he left and took out the strange blood from his backpack to share. Anyway, there is still a lot of blood, and this group of mortals must have benefited a lot. .
In the end, 30 demigod-level treasures, the essence of An Doli, and 5 barrels of strange blood were kept as treasures.
And the next time you go to the world of the dead, you should put it in a special treasure bank, so as to maintain the effectiveness of life treasures to the greatest extent, which is definitely much better than putting them in space. After all, there is absolutely no high temperature and extreme freezing required by treasures in space. Wait for the environment.
In this way, the high-end goods can be separated and enjoyed one by one, so all relatives, including Le Siyu, some personal bodyguards, and three former teammates whom He Ming hasn't seen for a long time, have become more than immortal. Referred to as Little Superman.
He also gave Chen Ziqi, who had heard the news, what he had gained today, as well as some benefits.
In this way, everyone was finally satisfied. He Ming was satisfied.
Chen Ziqi witnessed He Ming's generous writing, and his hands were full of good things. He sighed: "Sir, you are really a god! The ancient emperor must have met a real god when he met you. I and the country admire you very much!"
He Ming proudly said: "I look very powerful, but you don't understand, the BOSS exploded once, that's called... tsk tsk. Go, I will continue to eat."
After sitting down, Liu Xiaolian leaned over and whispered in He Ming's ear, "Husband, it's Lantern Festival today. My father and brothers are too drunk. I want you to go back and meet them for a meal." It’s okay, they’re also having a big banquet there. Anyway, there’s the Earth Sightseeing ship, why don’t you go there once! Come back at five o’clock.”
"No wonder your sister didn't see it today." He Ming looked around and nodded, "Okay, everyone, I'm going to go to Xiao Lian's wife's house, there is also a big banquet over there, which one of you is going?"
"I!" Including He Longhao, the second sister, and the other four wives raised their hands high...
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