Chapter 351 Walking on Stage

As an overindulgent waste wood, he only realized how important the body is after he lost his health, so He Ming was born in the storm of Ha Toad Kung Fu. Chen Yongde scoffed at the beginning and lied to you, uncle!

Until I saw a video, an expert who used to sneer at it, now regards it as God and is the light of life.

Thinking about it, I opened that video at the moment, and it was in the portal video.

I saw a middle-aged man with a strong physique. In fact, he was an old man talking to a hostess with good looks and plump thighs:

"...Everyone knows that the temptation of female sex is very serious now, and few young people can control it. It takes a week for young people to become full, and if they have sex twice in a week, it will be harmful to the body. Adults Not to mention people and the elderly, if you don’t cherish your body, you will soon get sick. If you see an adult with a weak complexion, he must not take care of his body or indulge in excessive sex. Therefore, human beings are actually very weak..."

Fast forward past a bunch of pedantic nonsense like a lion slapping once...

"...and our Comrade He Ming's Toad Kungfu is the savior of mankind. After one success, it becomes...to use a simple analogy, it becomes the level of a five-star athlete. This level is amazing, equal to one of the best elite athletes in the country, and it is Elites like track and field rely on their bodies and muscles to make a living."

"...Not only the whole body is strengthened, but also all organs are cleaned up, and the strength, physical strength, energy, etc. are greatly increased, making people full of energy and boundless energy. You can look at the rich people, Li Chaoren, who is flying all over the sky recently, working all day 20 hours! Moreover, Ha Toad Gong has a mysterious force-like effect that cannot be explained by medicine. It directly acts on the reproductive organs, allowing the recovery of the vitality of the genitals to only take a few seconds, or even shorter. Remember this data, real data, once Only after venting more than 30 times can a normal person feel exhausted! Therefore, I personally use my reputation to guarantee that the cultivation fee of 600 million RMB or 100 million U.S. dollars is really not expensive. Once I succeed in cultivation, I will be healthy and enjoy a happy life.”

Professor Chen is well aware of the suspicious character of the Chinese people, so he did not hesitate to prove himself on the spot, showing the old photos, and then the old man showed his well-developed muscles and did 500 push-ups, which shocked all the guests on the spot and called for miracles.

He claimed to be the elite who practiced Ha Toad Kung Fu the first time with He Ming, and he was also a pioneer in the first fire of Ha Toad Kung Fu.

At the end of the video, the hostess, who was stunned in front of her eyes, covered her mouth exaggeratedly, and didn't know whether it was pretending or real expression, she smiled slightly...

Quickly, the first comment went like this: "Smile at you, just asking if you want to have a date? And the rumors in the world should not be missed, XXX is his mistress, please see the address of XXX space, the latest diary is my husband's recent change That's awesome, the date matches the time when He Ming practiced Ha Toad Kungfu. The space has deleted photos showing Professor Chen's hands and feet, etc., and the exact same watch! For details, please see——

(Because of personal privacy, the female name is processed as XXX, and the address has been deleted. If you are dissatisfied, please complain to the service desk. Thank you, service desk 198.)”

"I see it! The sofa is awesome. It has inherited the style of Nanxianweng's family. Brother Yi will always have something to offer!"

"I'm the floor, I reported to the government, I came late, I didn't see it, please private message the address upstairs."

Chen Yongde watched this heart-pounding video again, and then sighed. Although he knew that He Ming took over their factory and would not fire anyone, everyone was very excited, because Brother Abs would definitely bring about some changes. After all, he is so Wealthy and generous.

But not long after, I was disappointed after seeing another message.

"Important news, the number of employees of Brother Abdominal has exceeded 13 million. What does he want to do? What does the country want to do? Special experts will explain to you in detail what kind of big chess game Brother Abdominal and the country are playing."

"Fuck you play chess,

With 13 million employees, how can I have a good show? "Chen Yongde lamented at the time, without any hope. Among the 13 million employees, an important figure in the country took a look at him and made him successfully restore his health and become a macho?

It was as wonderful and absurd as a dream.

Sighing again, Chen Yongde thought for a while, and of course he had nothing to do but go online. Soon the carnival mood on the Internet infected him, especially when he opened the thousand-degree map, and saw a scalp-tingling real empire on the new map, he immediately felt refreshed, and he was also a witness to history. After all, the Mongolian Empire only exists in history textbooks. up.

Due to too many visitors, Qiandu Map temporarily went on strike and could not be used. Instead, I went to my dear Google Maps and was furious because it had selective amnesia and refused to recognize the "aggression" that the Western world said. The map did not have any Change.

So it disgusts a lot of Chinese netizens, the capitalist world is really not the same as us! Affected by this, Google stock began to fall.

Looking at the international news, the response was as fierce as before, and there was a mess, especially the Europeans were crying and screaming, embarrassing their ancestors.

It's unbelievable and unacceptable! A brand-new huge empire is right around them, and the Superman troops will march westward, and Europe and Asia will be unified. At that time, they don't want to learn Chinese and stage the real scene of "The Last Lesson".

But what's the point of protesting?

The conventional military strength of the whole of Europe is not even one-third of the former Commonwealth of Independent States. Now facing the huge version of China, there is a very ridiculous phenomenon: the total population of China is more than 2.4 billion. In theory, it can use 12 100 million soldiers, while the population of Europe is less than 500 million... because the European CIS and all the member countries have become part of China.

There are also some news that the Chinese military suppressed the CIS riots, etc. It was very bloody, there were many corpses, and houses were burned, which stimulated men's hormones and desire to conquer.

This is due to the freedom of speech in China, without any news control, and it is more free and open than the Western world, so even suppressed news can be published in newspapers and put on the Internet. However, if the reporter shows any tendency to speak for the rioting people, he will definitely be overwhelmed by countless Chinese netizens.

"Are you still a Chinese? Can't you see the motherland getting better? Traitors, traitors, get out!"

This is also one of the results of freedom of speech. Everyone is very free, so those who advertise freedom and democracy quickly understand what freedom is.

Freedom is when you can speak and others can speak.

Moreover, at present in the world, Citigroup and other western worlds only have news control. It is absolutely impossible for news that speaks for communism or crimes committed by the US military to be published in the newspapers.

Comparing each other, so in this world, China is more popular with normal people, because in some respects, it is really a modern country, has achieved real freedom of speech, and under the leadership of a Communist Party, with a wise dictatorship, Maintaining the survival rights of all natural life on this planet is definitely not Citigroup or Maple Leaf Country, talking about protecting nature. In fact, tens of millions of lives are slaughtered every year, and it is carried out in a planned way.

And the so-called democrats turned a blind eye to this, because they knew that if they really made a fuss, they would definitely receive letters from lawyers from those profit-making groups, and they would definitely end up miserable. It's better to vent about the third world countries and make a little money.

However, everyone knows that the Internet is guided and controlled by the power of the Chinese government, and it is constantly spraying, brainwashing and anti-brainwashing with Western countries such as Citigroup and other secret hostile forces. And using the advantages of the Chinese people, they are so hardworking, they have already occupied the entire Internet, and the existence of Huaxia Wumao can be seen everywhere.

Due to poor health, his mood became apathetic, and it was uncomfortable to watch exciting international events for a long time, so Chen Yongde, who had become a good doctor after a long illness, immediately switched to a state-run website that could make him comfortable. This website belongs to the top five hits in China. The state-run news is published together here.

From the Republic of China to the latest products, the quantity is incalculable, and they are all sold, which shows that the state-run system is huge, backward, and... absurd.

Through this, Chen Yongde learned about major events in the state-run system, including the state handing over a large number of factories and astronomical numbers of workers to He Ming. The workers were very welcoming, because Brother Abdomo is so rich, it will definitely bring a lot of benefits and carry out innovations change face.

There have been such things in the past, many, many, and many private enterprises annexed state-run factories, and then they were tragic, because according to the agreement, they could not dismiss any workers, they could not sell profitable assets, and they could not transform factories into residences, businesses... and they all lost. Many went bankrupt, benefited the government for nothing, made huge deposits, and laughed very happily.

So the state-run system remains the same, and every year hundreds of millions of Chinese people want to get lucky and become a member of the state-run system, so that they will not worry about food and clothing, and will not be afraid of getting old.

Because in the private sector, it’s called starting a business and being your own boss, but China has never had a revolution in this world, sweeping away all the capital of the old era, and some private companies have succeeded in becoming bigger and stronger, all they need are talents, and the competition is fierce. If you accidentally fall, you will definitely fall. A large number of colleagues fell into trouble and stepped on your head to rise to the top.

Another example is some companies owned by Gao Liuxiang, the former richest man in China. In the super groups like Shell Petroleum, Southern Petroleum, and Hewlett-Packard in China, it is very difficult to get in. For you, this is not Guihe, there is a lifetime employment system, and it is not the Western world, where social welfare is so good.

I also read some inexplicable news, such as a large number of state-owned factories all over the world frantically demanding all kinds of organic waste, even cooking oil waste water and gutter oil. The amount was so large that netizens laughed, "Are you conscious? Ready to collect garbage for the people Serve?"

And hundreds of factories under He Ming's name all announced to join an inexplicable group called "Earth Scavenger", and it changed every day, expanding at a speed that the world couldn't understand and terrified: the average daily joining of factories, various Dozens of state-run institutions started, and an average of 100,000 workers a day entered the name of this group.

Naturally, a lot of speculation arose, what does Brother Abs want to do? Scavenger? It turns out that you are the one who collects the garbage! But what is the use of collecting garbage?

What's funny is that once the relationship with the abs is established, countries become very nervous, and they usually want to throw garbage into outer space (burning and releasing carbon, deep burial is too expensive), and now they don't even sell it for money?

It has been announced that for some reason, various household waste exports will be closed.

Netizens burst into laughter in response, playing fairy tales together with Brother Abs? Or put on a hilarious comedy. But smart people feel that there is a storm in it, and any absurd scene must have a reasonable result, even if the result is more absurd than the absurdity itself.

Chen Yongde also felt it, of course not because he is a smart person with a clear vision, an elite, but simply because the Songjiang state-owned factory where he works, the 008 Iron and Steel Factory, has recently been under military control, and workers are not allowed to enter.

The logo of the Earth Scavenger Group is hung on the factory name, which means that this factory, including him, is already under the leadership of the Earth Scavenger Group.

Chen Yongde shook his head, but life is still the same, except these few days are weird, the old man is mysterious, and he goes to work every day during national holidays, his always gloomy face is used to maintain his majesty and smiles like that... sweet honey, you laugh in the spring breeze ~~

Shaking his head again, Chen Yongde, an old state-owned worker (he has been in the company for several years and has 0 work experience), directly classified his father's weird behavior as pretending to be a small leader.

Then turn to the talent column, every time countless poor people frantically send their resumes in delusion to enter the state-run system, they immediately breathe smoothly and feel happy. What is hereditary, this is hereditary. You outsiders still want to come in, are your ancestors the Red Army? Or the underground party, or high-ranking cadres?

Didn't you ask your grandpa to time travel back? Otherwise, it’s just a dream, the quota has been set by default, and my old man is trying to get my younger brother into it. He has also been in the arena for several years, and he is on the street after another. He desperately needs a "warm" unit...

Going online until eleven o'clock, and was about to watch the special report on Ha Toad Gong practice that made him want to go to the TV to replace it. Suddenly, Dad's phone call came in, and Chen Yongde picked it up in surprise, because Dad took good care of his body and usually went to bed at nine o'clock. , and get up at four. And at that time, he just fell asleep...

"I received a call from above. He Ming will inspect the factory tomorrow morning. All the workers will gather at the factory at 3:00 in the morning. Pay attention. Get up at 2:00 and I will call you." The committee member's father finished speaking and hung up the phone.

Chen Yongde got excited, can't he, Brother Abdominal came to inspect? I have a hunch that the time to change fate is coming! I heard that Qianlong took a slight look at Heshen amidst thousands of troops!

In relation to his vital interests and his future sexual life, Chen Yongde was so excited that he went back ten years ago.

The next moment, Dad's phone rang again, "You have to behave well. Let's go, don't sleep, I'll take you to buy a brand-name suit!"

Daddy's state-owned four-door sedan, which has been in service for ten years, returned to the streets of Songjiang. I had to lie on the ground trembling, trying to reach the sky in one step.

Some big shopping malls in Shanghai are open 24 hours a day, but in the places where famous brand suits cost tens of thousands of yuan a set, Chen Yongde accidentally saw some guys who are also state-owned workers snapping up the high-end suits that usually sell for a few days .

"Sloppy! My first high-end suit in my life! The old man pays the bill! You speculators!" Cursing in his heart, Chen Yongde smiled and nodded to the people in the same system. Father Chen was decisive, and immediately took the lead to leave this place and go further afield to buy.

In the car, Chen Yongde glanced lightly at his father, who was concentrating on driving, and suddenly felt ashamed of the absurd life of the past ten years. It is true that life is not satisfactory, but he should not be depraved. Don't fly, take a good rest, have a good time Sports, I'm sure I haven't let Dad down now, have I?

Maybe when she saw that person, that dear school belle also had the confidence to say, "Oh, so it's you." It's very common, because I'm the same as the other person, getting married and having children.

With a pain in his heart, his emotions became fluctuating, Chen Yongde couldn't help but said softly: "Thank you, Dad." Of course it was in his heart.

So at two o'clock in the morning, a group of people dressed up to go to the state banquet gathered one after another, full of hope for everything.

And the most beautiful thing that people have is hope.

After waiting for five or six hours in excitement, Chen Yongde witnessed with his own eyes how the street where the factory is located is covered with firecrackers that are currently priced but not sold, and then large trucks come and go, setting off more than hundreds of thousands of fireworks, and finally there are about 30,000 to 40,000 workers. And their families, more than hundreds of thousands of people.

All kinds of radio stations who heard the news even took the opportunity to interview.

Then, at 7:30, there was no grand ostentation, no Lamborghinis or Ferraris clearing the way, or tanks taking to the streets, the army pressed down, and Brother Abs directly walked over from the street with his very famous confidential secretary... ...Brother Abs on foot?

Seeing this, including Chen Yongde, countless well-prepared and expectant people slowly opened their mouths, their eyes widened... No way? Until the immediate superiors, the captain and the captain shouted in a low voice: "Light up the gun, where did the rehearsal go? They can still fake it!"

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