Chapter 350 The Life of the Frustrated

Back to 11 hours ago, at 8:30 in the evening, Chen Yongde, the noble Songjiang monkey of the sacred and great motherland, walked on the street with his face and hairstyle unchanged for four or five years.

I haven't cut my hair for more than a few months, and I already look like a literary youth. Although I despise the so-called literary and artistic youths, there is no way. The old masters who used to pay 5 yuan a head (haircut, not beheading) have long since disappeared in the rivers and lakes.

In the hairdressing salons that are all over the street now, one hundred yuan flew away from the purse last time, and was stimulated by the young and beautiful little sister calling brother, and it was inevitable to fly a plane at night.

He didn't want to die young.

"Fucking WDR (Outsiders, there is no harmony in China in this world.)" Passing by the carnival crowd, there were fireworks everywhere, deafening, which made Chen Yongde, who was very weak, feel sad, his heart vibrated, and he began to pant, so he chose to enter Leaving Home There was only a small Internet cafe on one street to hide for a while, but unexpectedly, it was occupied by outsiders again.

They were stimulated by such incredible things as China's annexation of the Commonwealth of Independent States...the business of the hospital's cardiology department is particularly good.

Of course, it's only natural that there are demons dancing in front of me, the festival of non-mainstream, hanging silk and shit is coming, the small Internet cafe is very popular, and the proprietress is smiling from ear to ear.

Chen Yongde had no choice but to curse in his heart, and left the place quickly.

Of course, he is as smart as a Songjiang person, and as smart as him, so why would he scold him directly? I'm afraid that as soon as the words leave his mouth, his family will go to a funeral for him in a few days.

I went to the nearest large supermarket and spent ten minutes buying a pack of cigarettes worth three yuan. The main purpose was to see if there were any beautiful chicks, Fengyun wives, but unfortunately, during the carnival, only young people with excited faces rushed in from time to time and shouted: "Are there any fireworks? Are the goods coming? Hastily, the Red Army is bleeding in the front, and we set up fireworks behind us to support others, and there are no goods! Are you still Chinese? A capitalist supermarket!"

Chen Yongde rolled his eyes, left this place, and had to wait for spring to come, the chicks were scantily dressed and loved by others, so the time wasted in the supermarket would be added to zero after ten minutes.

And even though I love myself, beauties, luxury cars, and everything that is good for me, I don’t love things that are useless to me, including the country, but I still look forward to the arrival of spring in my heart. Songjiang is so developed, there must be a lot of Belarusian chicks, after all Now one country, one nation.

Stepping on the road full of damn firecrackers and rubbish, Chen Yongde turned into a small park open 24 hours a day, with tall trees and usually very deep, but now, at the first sight, he cursed in his heart, "Grass!"

Because how could the revelers pass up this wonderful place? I saw a large group of young men and women dressed brightly, gathered under the street lamps, shaking their bodies like a group of poor people with shofars in the harsh music.

Some young people with relatively crazy personalities actually overestimated their capabilities and jumped into moonwalks on the grass to help the grass restore the sand.

Chen Yongde curled his lips, just like your 1.6-meter-short B, you still want to learn from the 1.85-meter tall handsome guy with rich abs?

Indifferently, he quietly walked to the grass on the side, hiding himself with shadows, so that he could breathe the lively atmosphere and warm his lonely heart, and then began to lie on the grass and smoke.

Although knowing that this is a good opportunity to say goodbye to the 27-year-old virgin, in such a carnival, the chicks let go of their defenses, and there is no need to go through a series of tough wars in the past, such as psychological wars, money wars, appearance wars, or guerrilla wars. Only one war can be won.

Girls with beautiful legs, C cups, and an appearance of over 80 points are even worse. If you don’t drive an imported BMW, they won’t act in love action movies with you.

However, Chen Yongde, smoking a cigarette, is very aware of the difference in strength between the enemy and us. Unless the "enemy" is insane, the first thing he sees him is pale, weak, 1.65 meters, ribbed figure, and dressed from beginning to end No more than 200 yuan.

So 40% were sentenced to death immediately,

50% are shot on the spot, 10% are cornered dinosaur comrades...

Looking back on the past, Chen Yongde didn't understand how he got to this point. He thought about how young he was ten years ago, with great ambitions. Before graduation, he still had pure expectations for his classmates, because they gave him a slight glance in the crowd.

But five years later, the comrade Xiaohua who had been waiting on QQ suddenly sent out a wedding photo, heartbroken that night, and then flew the plane in front of the wedding photo.

Now, because I was in the same place, I occasionally saw her in the shopping mall a few times, pretending to nod, seeing a little baby in her arms, pulling a poor kid with a look of contempt for herself, and a baby in her belly. ...

Really, can I cry?

And careers are a nightmare.

After graduating from high school, I think that stepping into the rivers and lakes, I have the world, and I will not live long. Audi double diamond (toy car) is an insult. Imported BMWs, 5, 6, 7, and 8 series are the real dragon cars, and a female driver with a 100% body and a hot body is invited to say, "Master, get in the car."

Double face.

The father who was working in a state-owned factory had a small job, and wanted to put himself in the state-owned factory, but he was "mighty and unyielding."

So I quickly realized what it means to not listen to the old man's words and suffer a loss in front of my eyes. I immediately joined a private company and worked as a logistics worker. After working for three days, I didn't get a dime.

Because the boss doesn't treat employees as human beings at all, after working for eight hours, he said that he had worked hard and worked overtime today.

It's been like this for three or four years. Anyway, Songjiang is extremely developed, and there are so many small companies. Every day, ten companies withdraw from the rivers and lakes, and a hundred companies flood into the rivers and lakes. The competition is extremely fierce. The so-called boss is precarious, and the capital is too low.

Naturally, they don't take into account the status of the employees, so they only work for 8 hours? My wealth and life are on the line, 24 hours a day, dreaming of working!

After finishing the 100+ work, Chen Yongde finally became depressed and tended to be an otaku. The old man who watched coldly stood up and rescued him at this moment, and brought him into the state-owned factory with an extremely precious quota.

Such a wonderful world, the exhausted Chen Yongde wanted to hug his father and sing a song.

Because he fulfilled an ultimate dream that many people have, to get money without working.

In fact, it is because there is no work to do, the Chinese state-owned enterprise system is extremely large, and the productivity is developed but backward. They can manufacture almost all commodities on this planet, but they cannot make real profits.

Because it is a third-developing country itself, who is it pouring goods on? Gay Africa? It's a pity that people won't pay for it, minerals? That is a dream. African chiefs regard resources as the last capital for the rise of the nation. Guangzi and others are all elites from Citi Business School. How could they be fooled by you?

Small commodities and other countries disdain to do it, and they say they don’t compete with the people for profit. In fact, everyone understands that they don’t want to benefit the Western world. We are not your small commodity manufacturers? You have closed technology to us, and I don't care about you!

So that's where private companies fight to the death.

In such a system, Chen Yongde doesn't have to go to work, and gets a pitiful salary every month, as well as a lot of supplies, such as all kinds of rough ready-made clothes, shoes, socks, and even bicycles, etc. car after car...

Therefore, almost every state-run worker has a stall in the department store, or they are united to sell a large number of materials that must have been in demand decades back in time.

The price is cheap and the quantity is large, the best and only choice for time travellers.

Once I have it, I have it in Song Dynasty.

Chen Yongde knew that his career was over, and he no longer wanted to go out into the world, that was not his world. The offspring of state workers are state workers, just as the son of a boss is a petty boss.

For example, to participate in a class reunion, the boss’s son who drove a Santana ten years ago turned into a BMW, and the ambitious squad leader and other gentlemen who rode bicycles ten years ago drove... a battery car.

At that time, even though I was dressed very poorly, I was a member of the state-run system. Even the son of the small boss envied me and hated me.

The world is so real, full of warmth and dripping with blood, sometimes birth determines everything.

Throwing away the cigarette butts, Chen Yongde took a mocking look, and got up to go home. Ten years ago, he must have been resentful when he saw other people throwing cigarette butts casually. ;

Five years ago, when he saw foreign comrades throwing cigarette butts, he must have looked down upon him, lacked quality, and ignored passing by.

But now, every time I throw a cigarette butt, it is very pleasant.

Brother at least still has this power, right? Leave me alone? Saints!

"Ade is back." Walking into the house, a world surrounded by smog, a group of monkeys who can't live without mahjong, repeated nonsense day and night with enthusiasm that Chen Yongde couldn't understand.

Chen Yongde put on a warm smile on his pale face, nodded, and entered his room.

In this era of encouraging childbearing, there are still mothers... Don't look at your current occupation, a mahjong master, a well-known debate player in this district, thirty years ago, his appearance was still high-end, Shui Ling girl, and the old man was also a good guy at that time.

So Chen Yongde, as the boss, has 3 younger brothers and 4 younger sisters. The youngest sister is only 14 years old, almost half of Chen Yongde's age.

As a reward for multiple births, the National Multi-Birth Committee notified Chen’s father’s factory to give a commendation, and preferential treatment in terms of material benefits, including changing the house from a small two-bedroom to a small three-bedroom, a senior three-bedroom, a senior four-bedroom, and now a senior five-bedroom , more than 300 square meters.

The environment is also very good, and the factory manager can't get into this kind of house, because in state-owned factories, low-level positions, including factory managers, are elected by workers' votes. The newest factory director is a good old man who is about to die, and his position depends entirely on his qualifications, because there are too many apprentices and disciples.

And under the supervision of various departments, the most important thing is that the bank account of the factory will never exceed 1,000 yuan.

If you want to be corrupt, you need money, because in the Chinese state-run system, what you want, except gold and jewelry, men and women, we can't produce, all in one sentence, completely become an independent kingdom, no currency, sharing rich materials, because This is the magic of communism!

Twenty years ago, fifty years ago, the material was poor, and the state-owned enterprise was a paradise on earth, and everyone had to break their heads to get in. Fortunately, Chen Yongde's grandfather was a glorious Red Army.

But now, who wants such old-fashioned junk? If you can’t even sell it, let’s replace the equipment and go to sleep. The country has been hiding wealth from the people, and there is no money to complete this plan of building ten Songjiang cities.

When I entered the bedroom, the old-fashioned fluorescent lamps in my big bedroom were extremely strong. My younger brothers and sisters were all holding simple and rough laptops with exactly the same casing, and lying on the sofas that were found in every household of state-run workers, and the shapes and materials were exactly the same.

Or surf the Internet in front of a rough desktop computer with the same casing.

This group of poor people whose cash concentration does not exceed 100 yuan fell into a state of carnival for China's conquest of the CIS, and they didn't come forward to say hello. You must know that Chen Yongde was very ruthless in order to maintain the status of the eldest brother.

Everyone held a very ugly shape, like a cannonball, big and wild, and tasted like Coca-Cola, but it was much kinder than others. It was made directly from natural raw materials without chemicals.

As for the shape of the beverage, it is quite simple, because the leader who manages the beverage manufacturing department is an artilleryman...

And replace the compression molding equipment, you pay for it? Communism is not too vain! Public ownership is not afraid that it will not be sold. Behind us is China, with a population of 2 billion!

"Damn it!" In front of his little brother and sister, Chen Yongde felt that he had prestige, and immediately cursed, picked up his laptop, lay on the big bed made by the state, and surfed the Internet in this 90% world made by the state.

The computer starts up quickly, which is the advantage of the state-owned products. It is of first-class quality and practical.

However, due to the technological blockade of vicious capitalism, some hard and soft games are 20 years behind the times. Those mouth-watering games in the West, the Call of Duty series, sorry, just look at the pictures.

Interestingly, Chinese stand-alone games have developed more, bigger, and better than Western games, because the country is doing this with the power of one country, and Western game companies are not rivals unless they unite.

Then state-run computers can't play Western games, and Western computers can't adapt to Chinese games. What are some hard and soft configuration requirements?

Moreover, the sales volume of state-run computers ranks first in the world. This is because, although in European and American countries, only those who are fanatics of stand-alone games buy at a high price, others are generally used to aid Chaoxian and Africa, and then they are adopted throughout the country, including state-run systems, governments, schools, etc...

It is conceivable how an independent kingdom that caused the collapse of the private sector.

You don't want to distribute computers for free, can you give them away? We know you're unrivaled in productivity, right? Don't dump the sales, give us something to live on.

This is the invincibility of communism, not producing goods for profit. So there will be no economic crisis, the whole country is one, so what if we cancel the currency a little bit more? If the Western world collapsed immediately, we are still fine, and we have what we should have.

Anyway, after one year, Chen Yongde earned less than 5,000 yuan in salary, and a lot of various things, including daily necessities, rice, cooking oil, monosodium glutamate, soy sauce, etc., all from the state-owned farm...

So I will never starve to death, and of course it is impossible to get rich, unless I win five million.

Free goods need to pay a little price. If you use a state-run computer to surf the Internet, no matter what browser you use, the first webpage will automatically jump to the portal of the Nanxian Weng Foundation, which cannot be modified unless the computer is replaced.

Relying on this binding, the Nanxianweng portal has become the Internet overlord with the largest traffic in the world. How many private and foreign portals are envious and jealous, can you stop being so shameless? This is called kidnapping public opinion and violating human rights!

After so many years, Chen Yongde is used to this simple portal. There are no advertisements, and he doesn’t bother with any advertisements. There are all the latest events in the world, and the entertainment is also good. Top authoritative reports, because any artist who enters this portal is regarded as one of the highest achievements in entertainment career , because it means that one day of going up is equivalent to hundreds of millions of people clicking, and the popularity and follow-up impact are nothing to say.

For example, a few years ago, Mr. Chen used some literary photos to board this portal, and immediately became very popular, and many Chinese blockbusters came to him.

In the portal, the latest news still comes from brother abs, and his obscenely smiling face is always in the most conspicuous place.

"Warmly welcome all member countries including the Commonwealth of Independent States to join our country and unite under the banner of communism." (tens of billions of clicks, hundreds of millions of comments)

"Chairman's latest televised address hinting that gun opening is just around the corner." (Billions of hits, tens of millions of comments.)

Such titles are all under Brother Abdominal's lewd smile, which shows how popular he is recently.

Chen Yongde scanned a page of news, and sure enough, the world is still undergoing great changes. The leader of the free country, Citigroup, is silent, and the civil parade is very popular. The people and the police go up in flames, prospering the streets from New York to California...Canada On the one hand, Hubble stepped down and came back to power, because he promised to make a "duplicate", provide life treasures, and serve the people.

And the portal that has always been very rigorous and arrogant actually has a lot of news about the abs. Chen Yongde clicked on a few, and immediately sneered. lust...

"Who are you fooling? Damn, any of the five wives will kill you in a flash!" Cursing fiercely, Chen Yongde looked at the three characters of Ha Mo Gong, and his eyes froze. What it is, it must be the toad skill. As for the treasure of life, he doesn't dare to expect extravagantly, and it's not the stupid B who thought he was the king of the world ten years ago, but was actually a country bumpkin.

No, as soon as he woke up, Brother Abs was standing by the bed, with a friendly smile on his face, very handsome. Then to the sleepy-eyed him, he said righteously: "So it's Brother De? I've been looking for you for a long time. Today's Ha Toad Kungfu, no, it's up to you to become a superman and save the fate of the earth."

And ten years ago, brother abs was only 11 years old, and he was on the road of making soy sauce all day long.

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