Chapter 309 Eating Apples on Major Events

Immediately afterwards, in the northeast direction, a bright red evil mushroom cloud full of strange light also rose. It tore open the dark sky and slowly rose into the sky, just like the sun rising slowly at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Strong winds from the Far East and whistling sounds came from the front, and the staff were all dressed in anti-radiation suits, while the chairman and other super bosses, including Chen Ziqi and Liu Huo, were only in casual clothes, and they were in sharp contrast to the calm and nervous staff wearing radiation suits.

Because the country has already conducted a variety of very scientific tests on Superman.

Then they came to a conclusion that the reason why supermen are superhuman is because they are invincible super life forms. Among the tens of thousands of cruel tests, only a few methods can cause damage to Superman.

For example, one of them is a ferocious 10,000-ton hydraulic press that crushes Superman, which can cause moderate damage, and requires a very hard alloy hammer, because the steel hammer is just a tofu hammer to Superman.

However, everything is very unrealistic. How could Superman surrender automatically and let you toss?

How can a tiger bear being teased by ants?

But will the enemy Superman agree? Turn the hydraulic machine into a bread machine directly.

So basically only if it is directly hit by a nuclear warhead and has a large yield, there is a fatal danger.

But this is basically impossible, unless Superman is determined to die. Because legendary beings can predict danger, let alone demigod beings.

Basically, before the nuclear warhead fell, Superman had already fled at high speed.

After taking dozens of photos, the two mushroom clouds slowly disappeared. He Ming is not sure whether it is a real nuclear bomb or a fake nuclear bomb.

But he doesn't care, the Nuclear War Justice League will definitely interfere.

Of course, the end of the world is even better, He Ming must go to the world of the dead to enjoy eternal life immediately.

The mushroom cloud has completely disappeared, and the staff is in a hurry. The entire Chinese national power is operating on the Far East border. The ten major military regions have mobilized troops and have arrived secretly to complete the preparations.

Just waiting for this "good show" to start, the residents of the Commonwealth of Independent States in the Primorye area desperately fled their homes because of the "nuclear explosion" under the instigation of the government, just like fleeing from Chernobyl.

Then China entered the Far East in the name of rescue and occupied a large amount of lost land. Then the CIS officially issued a statement to return the territory that the Tsarist Russian Empire invaded China.

However, the Commonwealth of Independent States never expected that the good show has just begun. Their giants are struggling repeatedly on the verge of collapse. Huaxia, the energetic little giant, is about to take this opportunity to swallow the giant alive, save hundreds of thousands of square kilometers of land, and return Tsarist Russia to the tribal era before giving up, right?

It would be even better if he didn't become a glorious member of China.

This is the power of the strong, and of course it is still an ideal state for now.

Although the high-level people know that the threat of a nuclear war is not that terrible, but the high-level people are absolutely unwilling to have a nuclear war and directly bombard the armies of both sides. eat meat!

But now there is an additional weapon to decide this battle of national destiny, the invincible superman.

And the supermen all know that He Ming is the real superman, the truly invincible superman.

That is to say, he is the king of the earth if he wants to!

"Let's disband, proceed according to the plan. He Ming, come with me." The chairman withdrew his deep and eager gaze, dismissed everyone, called He Ming, patted his strong shoulder hard, and praised: "Good boy, I feel you The invincible power! Great, our time has come! You go to Canada to accept the sovereignty of the archipelago and let the people have fun. Then go home and wait for the news. Anyway, you have a very convenient demon flying machine. Also, I know Today, your family is very lively, you should celebrate it well, you deserve it!"

He Ming pointed to the ground and said, "Chairman, then I won't go down to find the treasure of life?"

The chairman looked approvingly, and said softly: "I like your spirit of never forgetting your mission.

Ah, but now there are more important things. Your promotion of the "Reagan" gave us inspiration: since it can push the aircraft carrier, then the nuclear submarine is easy at all. "

Excitement appeared on the chairman's face, and he pointed to the Earth Sightseeing ship above He Ming's head, and said excitedly: "Compared to aircraft carriers, nuclear submarines are deadly killers! You have even more wings with this thing! We must deal with the Commonwealth of Independent States. We must get rid of their nuclear attack capabilities, especially nuclear submarines! Because most of our elite areas are near the coast and cannot receive nuclear attacks! Otherwise, even if the war is won, the price we have to pay will be too heavy!"

He Ming shrugged and said, "Dozens of nuclear submarines are placed on me!"

The chairman pursed his lips and shook his head, looked to the north, and said, "It's not dozens of ships, but a total of 593 ships, including conventionally powered submarines, which are equipped with nuclear warheads, so it's all up to you. Otherwise, we can only give up if we take it back to the Far East. Moving on to the next step."

"593 ships?" He Ming opened his mouth and asked after a long time: "Is the old man crazy? 593 submarines with nuclear warheads are lurking in the world's oceans?"

The chairman said with a smile: "If you don't rely on this madness, how can one country resist the entire Western world for fifty years? Don't be nervous. Although there are a lot of people, we have information. The Commonwealth of Independent States is extremely corrupt. Even strategic nuclear submarines We have 'bought' all the positions."

He Ming knew the reason, because the Commonwealth of Independent States, which collapsed and disbanded 20 years ago, was struggling with the great assistance of China. And 20 years of long time has caused the CIS to rot into one piece like the late Qing Dynasty.

However, Lao Maozi’s blood is far more bloody than Huaxia in the late Qing Dynasty. In the past twenty years, almost every month in the Commonwealth of Independent States, there have been riots everywhere, from civil riots to the military, and then the local military region asked the central government for help. chant.

But in some places, it has basically lost control, semi-independent state, such as Chechnya, Ukraine...

No wonder some people say that the Commonwealth of Independent States is the most wonderful country in the world. There is no law, the RMB and the US dollar are king, and they dare to sell and buy anything.

The supreme enjoyment of the privileged class, a large number of privileged rich people who monopolize industries, are in stark contrast to the chaotic, obviously rich people who can't buy any goods.

He Ming nodded and smiled: "Okay, I promise to the chairman, as long as the position is correct and the task is completed, all of them will be dragged to our cave for hiding soldiers! Our country has changed dramatically, and the naval power has greatly increased!"

The chairman nodded happily, patted He Ming on the shoulder again, and said in a deep voice: "On behalf of the country, I thank you for everything you have done for the country. After the successful completion of this task, I will use the sacred rights bestowed on me by the people and the Constitution to promote you as a Admiral! When the time comes, represent me as the commander of the Superman Troop, and participate in the victory parade in the first row!"

He Ming was overwhelmed by the chairman's words, and saluted again with a "snap": "Yes, I promise to complete the task! For the chairman, for the people, for the motherland, dedicate yourself! Give all your strength!" Added in his heart, "It's strange , I have no interest in the carbon-based monkey admiral."

"Very good!" The chairman returned a military salute, raised his old-fashioned watch, glanced at it, and said, "It's past 5:30, go to the archipelago to accept the archipelago. Well, the two belts are very good, I personally think it's better to have one." Very good." Looking at the two belts around He Ming's waist, the chairman was also a little speechless.

"Hey, the belt is my style. Then I'm leaving! Goodbye, Chairman." After the conversation, He Ming laughed "Hey" and jumped onto the disc, followed by Chen Ziqi. Queen Elizabeth Islands.

After more than ten minutes, He Ming found a place to accept sovereignty with the help of Chen Ziqi.

There are already a sea of ​​people below, divided into two rows, one is white, and the other is yellow.

Under the live broadcast of hundreds of yellow and white radio stations, He Ming jumped off the disc, and the people across the country in front of the TV immediately gasped.

Did this kid really get a demon flying machine? All the UFO equipment has been acquired. And it turns out that the UFO was stepped on.

The demon aircraft was exposed by He Ming's family at first, and it was already exposed in carnival everywhere. Besides, it is not very effective, it is just an aircraft. If you want to disassemble and copy the technology, it is even more a joke. How can solid matter be destroyed?

Maybe Citigroup's super-nice national ignition device, something some former muscular governor used to expose his militant nature, could do some damage to the disk.

"Hi everyone, how are you? How are you, brothers from the Maple Leaf Country in front of the TV? Although we have never met each other and we don't understand each other's language, we are heart-to-heart and live together in the global village!" Before coming up to "catch" him away, he greeted people all over the world to a row of TV stations.

Now the sky is dark, because the time in Maple Leaf Country is past 5:30 in the evening, and many temporary searchlights have been turned on, illuminating this barren land as bright as day.

He Ming was surrounded by a group of diplomats and fighters blushing with excitement, gathered several provincial and ministerial leaders, and then waited for the Canadian side to play as the representative of China today.

The reporters on the caucasian side whispered to each other, because it was too strange for China to send someone to take over the sovereignty of the archipelago this time. He Ming, the ab muscle brother, was reasonable. Although he was a major general, people all over the world knew that he must be the top boss of China. , even if the present is not the future, it must be.

It was he who promoted this transaction again, taking advantage of the chaos to rob. Then he was asked to create a superman who made people all over the world stare wide-eyed and could not leave the TV and computer without urinating, so he will definitely come, maybe it is the representative.

But a few Huaxia ministers were too surprised. Can they represent Huaxia? What are the members of the Central Committee doing? This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and the great opportunity to make political capital never comes?

In the eyes of people of yellow race, people of white race are even weirder in this aspect, not to mention the uproar on the Internet, and up to now, five superhumans have not been selected.

It's almost six o'clock, and you dare to be late for major international events? If you break the contract, let’s just say it, anyway, our high-level officials will not agree to exchange five supermen for a Queen’s Islands without oil and water.

Think about another Great Lakes region.

Under the witness of the whole world, He Ming took his backpack from Chen Ziqi's hand, then untied it and poked inside.

The eyeballs of people all over the world widened suddenly, what would he take out?

Dragon Ball? Make a wish to the dragon god?

The ancient oriental panacea for immortality? Knock one to become an immortal and become a superman?

As a result, a big red apple was taken out, and Western audiences automatically positioned this apple as: "the legendary golden apple?" Unexpectedly, He Ming ate it with a crunch, the juice splashed everywhere, and his white teeth were so perfect. People envy, envy and hate.

what is he doing Looking online, there are already people who have "human flesh apples". This is the world's top apple produced by Oniwa, the orthodox Fuji apple!

The people of the world are speechless, you, you are so fucking calm, you still eat apples?

The ghost and the fruit farmer burst into tears, "Okay, okay, okay, good advertisement! Abdominal muscle brother Ba Geyalu, big number one! You are too weak, too weak, come and eat our apples to become stronger! This It's a golden apple!"

"Do you want to eat apples?" He Ming turned his head and asked the provincial and ministerial bosses, they all shook their heads quickly, what a joke, their political future is gone!

Not only that, after He Ming finished eating the apple, because waiting was too boring, he lit a marijuana cigarette, closed his eyes and shook his head, enjoying the anesthesia of the marijuana smoke.

Western audiences with rich experience in smoking "hemp" were stunned, you, you are invincible!

Three minutes before six o'clock, the Canadian side made a large-scale appearance under dozens of military transport planes. Compared with the three or four hundred people on the Chinese side, the Canadian side had thousands of people.

The Prime Minister of Canada and Franklin, President of Citigroup, took the lead walking side by side, surrounded by a few people He Ming knew very well as guards, yes, those superman relatives.

Because of their presence, unless the atomic bomb hits the two big guys, they will never die.

Because the two countries vigorously praised and vigorously promoted that all traitorous supermen are great heroes in a free country, and people all over the world are already very familiar with them, except for some primitive tribes without TV.

"He Ming, hello, I am Hubble, the Prime Minister of Maple Leaf Country." The Prime Minister smiled and stretched out a hand, as if he did not look like a loser who ceded the country at all.

After being translated by the diplomats around him, He Ming pretended to be the leader of a big country to meet the African indigenous chief, and expressed a feeling that I despise you in an extremely enthusiastic manner, exaggerating: "I have admired your name for a long time! The first time I saw it today, it was really cool. Allah really Eye-opening, hello, Prime Minister. And the Supreme Majesty of our free country, President Franklin, hello, hello. Seeing you, brother, no, we are really happy!"

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