Chapter 307: The Superman Disturbance

Adding fuel to the fire, the Canadians were so popular that they screamed.

He Ming drank high-end imported Assam black tea produced by Asan, enjoying the farce with gusto. Brother is finally one of the most powerful people in the world.

No, it should be the most powerful of a group of carbon-based monkeys... The monkey is a powerful god and demon!

After a moment of silence, the ruling party in Canada, the Maple Leaf Conservative Party, will spit on him when they see him. At an unprecedented speed, the prime minister was abandoned and the complete transaction was announced.

5 Superman quotas, 100 declared treasures.

Regrettably, the boss Citigroup America contributed a lot to this matter and threatened war many times, so it got 2 superman quotas and 20 precious rewards of life treasures.

Trading time is about seven hours later, on the Queens Islands.

Facing Citigroup's helpless abuse, the public began a real referendum in Canada's poor history. Anyone who has a vote has a chance to vote for three supermen.

Seeing that everyone has a chance to be elected as Superman, He Ming shook his head, the government is powerless, and time is so tight, I hope tomorrow at six o'clock will not delay brother's time.

Instead, I went to the Citigroup website, and the news of having 2 superman quotas was exposed by the Canadian Conservative Party. This is a matter of course. After all, it is a democratic country, and it is only a dream to cover the sky with one hand.

"Since ancient times", the people of Citigroup have had the sacred dream of becoming a superman to save the world. So many comics are not covered.

When Superman in the comics came to life, the Navy remembered the missing "Reagan", and the men thought of power and all!

As a result of the incident in Canada, Citigroupers were surprised at first, then stunned, and finally the hormones were ignited, and they ran all over the street. God, I can't believe it!

But now the whole people, both men and women, are crazy.

If I'm a white man, I'm superman, I'm all alone in nigga land, fuck the nigga boss's bitch, fuck 'em whoop. And the nigga got to salute with all the smiles on—me, where Superman fought. Then watch the great heroes of America go away and conquer the next nigger's place...

So, not to mention that He Ming is getting more and more popular in Citigroup, and now the whole Citigroup is also in trouble.

"What does your government want to do? Conceal it without reporting it, and want to create a superman to establish a dictatorship? Superman president? This is a nightmare!"

"For the sake of democracy, freedom, and human rights, Superman can only be us civilians, not big capitalists on Wall Street, nerds from Harvard and Yale, Skull and Bones..."

Go to Huaxia.com, go to your base camp, brother abs, the number of members is long, and counting, there are 1.2 billion people who pioneered the world.

According to the latest survey, there are only about 1.05 billion Chinese netizens.

In addition to the waistcoat, there must be a large number of foreigners who have become He Ming's fans. Of course, most of them have a purpose. The super cool screen name and chic avatar have deeply betrayed his extraordinary self. Then I took over the task of becoming a superman to save the world.

He Ming drank the black tea in the beautiful red porcelain cup, picked up a porcelain pot and poured another cup of Assam black tea. This set of porcelain is a high-end product in the world of the dead. It is as thin as an eggshell and exquisite. The color is mainly red, and it depicts an extraordinary landscape painting, and every word is the kind that kills two kings in seconds.

It was also said to be devil porcelain, and hundreds of sets were brought up, but seven or eight sets disappeared on average every day.

Even Diaosi relatives without any artistic talent can see peerless works of art, so they often sneak a few teacups and take a bowl as their own treasures handed down from generation to generation.

The Ministry of Internal Security also drank the tea and did not return the cup. I heard that the bosses have become obsessed with drinking tea recently.

The wives, second sister, He Longhao and others around me laughed wildly watching the computer, playing games and posting wildly, all kinds of bragging, and taking pictures on the spot, it was really cool. He Ming continued to drink tea, as expected, stimulated by Superman,

There was a call for "promoting" several supermen in the post bar.

In the super fast refresh post, He Ming opened one at random.

"We can't let foreigners specialize in beauty! Don't forget your own people!"

"Dream, landlord! I bet the country has already set up a superman army, otherwise such a deal will be agreed, a piece of barren land for five supermen? Three supermen wiped out a country today!"

"Ghosts and people, the people of the Great Cold Republic express envy and hatred, and people all over the country suffer from red eye disease. Ghosts and people have an area of ​​370,000, and the number one Smecta in the universe is even worse, with an area of ​​99,000! The Queen's Islands will not explain!"

"41, 41, 41! 1020+70,000 (Banks Island) 410,000. The era of the first expansion has come!"

"Closing to the Arctic Ocean, the economic value is too low, and we can't garrison troops. According to the country's practice, it will definitely become a nature reserve, and tourism will receive money."

"...We want Superman, we want to become Superman! Ask for promotion, give what you want. Offer chrysanthemums and wives to show that there is no pressure!"

After thinking about it, He Ming typed on this post. He knew that any of his speeches would be followed by more than one billion people and would see them, so he casually posted on a post to show that he was closer to the people.

I am a Chinese Diaosi, and I love the people of the whole country with deep affection.

I come from hanging silk and I will return to hanging silk.

Don't ask why my eyes are full of tears, because I love this land deeply.

Therefore, I cut the flesh to repay everyone. Like Canada, five superman places.

You don't have a queen island to give me, but you have a heart that surpasses the islands.

thank you all.

After finishing typing without thinking, He Ming quickly drank a cup of black tea to suppress his nausea. Really, why bother, entertaining a bunch of carbon-based monkeys? Netizens in the dead world who are now paying attention to the Internet of the earth must be extremely envious of such rewards.

Just after the announcement, in the first minute, Huaxia, like Citigroup and Maple Leaf, had a big uproar. From 80 to 8 years old, both men and women joined this feast.

What's funny is that in all the live radio broadcasts, the people who are carnival on the streets, and those who have mobile phones that can access the Internet, use their mobile phones to surf the Internet. My mobile phone could not access the Internet, so I rushed to a nearby Internet cafe. The once-in-a-lifetime five superman spots!

Two minutes later, the phone rang, He Ming picked it up,

"The chairman asked me to ask you, do you have so many superhuman treasures? You have to hand in 10 copies, and 200 copies of life treasures. After completing the transaction, you will also hand it over to the country. The country has been allocated. At the critical moment, you can't lose Chain." On the other end of the phone, Liu Huo's voice was full of worry.

He Ming chuckled and said, "Don't worry about my work. I thought I only needed to hand in 5 copies. You deducted half of it and just swallowed it? Can I swear?"

Liu Huo said happily: "This is very good. I just want to inform you. Superman is too important. In fact, we disagree with this deal. It's a pity that Citigroup threatened with carrots and cannons in order to get a few Supermen... I'm very busy, hang up That's right. By the way, rest early today, and there will be a big event very early tomorrow."

"Husband, five supermen, give them to our friends!" Hanging up the phone, Zhou Qingyun and other wives jumped on He Ming, and after a while, He Ming knew that the friends of his wives, mainly friends on the Internet, knew about this rare opportunity. , so do everything possible, crying and screaming to please wives.

He Ming looked at the list, mainly the champion of the last beauty pageant.

Including the number one little star and so on, all are big beauties. Because if the wives recommend a man, I believe He Ming will be furious, wondering if his head is a little green.

Wanting to be a superman is even more of a dream!

"If you do this, it will be difficult for me!" He Ming said awkwardly, but the wives snorted: "If you don't do it for us, it will be even more difficult for us. Humph."

The second sister directly strangled He Ming's neck and threatened loudly.

In the third minute, the netizens who paid close attention to this incident and didn't even have time to know about it were stunned and cursed now and then.

"... Everyone knows that superman is to become a powerful and perfect life. So in order to make the beauties more beautiful, I decided to list as follows, Xiaoxing, Xiaoqi... I did this, which is conducive to the reduction of domestic violence, because from now on some When a brutal man beats his wife, think about five superwomen. Isn’t it cool? And there are a lot of benefits, such as more beautiful women, and everyone is more pleasing to the eye, right. Thank you, dear. All interpretations are up to me, I don't explain it."

After seeing the announcement three minutes later, the hearts of netizens went cold. The five elected big beauties cheered together: "Long live, long live, long live, brother abs!"

Zhou Qingyun "hummed" and said: "They were prettier than us before, but they are definitely prettier than us now when they become supermen. So, don't let your mind wander and want to hide the rules!"

"You women are so troublesome..." He Ming said in his heart, but He Ming's flawless face was full of affection.

Grabbing Zhou Qingyun's deadly beautiful hands, looking at each other, she said affectionately: "My wife, I won't. To me, women in the world are not as beautiful as you! Really! From the heart, lungs, bones... "

Then he kissed the big beauty with a blushing face. Amid the displeasure of the other four beautiful wives, he stroked a pair of perfect black silk legs with both hands. It was amazingly elastic and perfect to the touch, so the deeper the touch, the deeper it went under the short skirt... …

It will be eleven o'clock soon, time for Ha Toad Kung Fu practice. He Longhao and Situ Haoran had just left the computer reluctantly, and were being tidied up by their wives. He Ming, who couldn't take off the two belts, said in surprise: "You are superhuman and still want to practice the Toad Kungfu? Very good, I Appreciate your hard work."

The result - "Yeah!"

Driving a super sports car, He Ming didn't expect it, and was quite moved. Along the way, both sides of the road were defensive lines pulled up by soldiers from the Ministry of Internal Security, who spontaneously came to thank his people.

Coming from all over the country, there were all big fireworks on both sides of the road. When he appeared driving a super sports car, hundreds of thousands of fireworks were set off, and countless people clapped wildly. A large number of radio reporters were shouting and shooting desperately, it was really a super big scene.

In such a situation, only after the victory of the Monkey South counterattack, in spite of the protests of the international community, and the seizure of 300,000 square kilometers of land, can the whole people have a carnival. Because the Guanghou South Plain is already a very precious granary for China, and it must not be lost.

"Welcome Brother Abs!"

"National hero, brother abs!"

"He Ming, hello."

Seeing the red banners, He Ming bowed his head from time to time to pay tribute. Of course, he often forgot to show off his increasingly proficient driving skills. He had never had a driver's license and was openly racing on the street. The car lovers in front of the TV are dumbfounded, you are too ruthless!

"According to the statistics of the Ministry of Internal Security, more than 500,000 people have arrived near the temporary airport." Chen Ziqi, who was sitting in the co-pilot seat, laughed.

He Ming was moved when he heard this report, and blurted out, "Today I will work harder, practice till 1 o'clock, and let the men who come to the scene get ready, and I will give them success for free."

Chen Ziqi immediately said: "But in this way, will the successful rich man who paid 600 million yuan be dissatisfied? And let the rich man who is willing to spend feel worthless and want to wait?"

He Ming showed his perfect white teeth and said happily, "I'm still short of money? Believe me, comrade. Those who have money are all elites. I understand them, and they understand me. They all understand the priceless truth about the body. They... have nothing else to do. choose!"

Sure enough, tonight's Ha Toad Kung Fu practice was full of "hi", and the man who came to thank He Ming was lucky enough to be able to practice Ha Toad Kung Fu for free.

People all over the world were stunned, Chinese men slapped themselves hard one after another, I'm so stupid, I didn't even think of such a chance to flatter me!

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