Chapter 2122 The Happiness Ointment of the Unexpected Fire (Part 2)
Interestingly, happiness ointment is like donkey-hide gelatin. It is similar in shape, like some protein bars. It is the shape of protein bars that provide the calories that women in the human world used to scream and have nightmares. It can be imagined as Large gold bars.
It's just thicker than the color of donkey-hide gelatin, and it has various wonderful textures like the texture of rotten wood, which are also turned over. At this point, He Ming can tell just by looking at the high-definition pictures of the product that it is not a luxury product, because the packaging and the quality of this product are just like ordinary rice. It is an ordinary food, an ordinary consumer product, at least you will not want ordinary It feels so stupid to decorate the rice as a luxury.
He Ming won't pay the bill. No matter how good your packaging is, isn't it just ordinary rice? What's more, a grain of rice in a crystal bottle or a diamond?
God, do I eat crystal bottles or diamonds?
The function of the happiness ointment, and the whole thing is that I saw that the abdominal muscle brother was searching for the happiness ointment through the live broadcast, and the comments immediately detonated.
money? Don't worry! Every human being on our planet is indeed "poor" so that only money is left.
First of all, the role of happiness ointment is to "provide great enthusiasm for physical energy, and give you the feeling of omnipotence like the creator if you are blessed by God".
After a closer look, He Ming's super wisdom has given He Ming a lot of content, especially the product secrets that only he can see.
It turns out that the happiness ointment can provide the "huge" physical strength of the passionate feeling-of course it is the huge feeling among the supermen of the whole people, so it is replaced by ordinary people. I'm sorry, I died immediately, like a dead body in a very short time. It can be said to be the best perfect way to lose weight. A fat man with a weight of one ton is guaranteed to become a successful loser with only bones and skin within one minute.
Then there are a large number of supreme enjoyment like enjoying soul gold coins that are different for each product, so that the enjoyer feels as if the body has entered an unprecedented state of passion with overwhelming energy and roaring energy, but the soul has entered what a wonderful stage of enjoying soul gold coins ——The excellent cost performance lies in the feeling of enjoying high-end luxury soul gold coins with the money of ordinary goods! Still far more than at least ten times the enjoyment!
So the happiness ointment came to the earth in a tentative way, without any famous advertisements. Because it is too expensive. It's just that anyone can choose from the related products. At most, the products that appear in the introduction of the "Taste Taste" column are also a negligible product of the company provided by Brother Abdominal's official website. It can be regarded as a very small product of Abdomo, and it is not a product of Abab's "leather bag company".
Now those leather bag companies have officially debuted, all kinds of earth companies that once thought that the Abdominal Brother company was so scary. What a relief. That’s how it is—but I am also the same, so there is no way to save me, so I quit the earth business!
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By the way, the current Abdomo Company, the arrogant and rude Abdomo Company, has also been eliminated, except for the official website of Abdomo. Brother Abdominal’s private bank, and everything else disappeared into the crowd. Because the almost infinite cosmic commodities provided by the 11 planetary real estate companies have replaced the Abdomo Company, the arrogant Abdomo Company.
Needless to say, other ab muscle industries on the earth, such as some supermarkets, hotels, factories, collective farms, etc., are regrettable and worthless.
The former Abdomos supermarket and store empire system began to close down one after another because the earth was "uninhabited", not to mention who is still shopping in reality? The three major virtual game worlds all have related shopping meccas, and the time in them is extremely long. If you buy a bag in reality, you can buy thousands of hundreds of bags in the game that you will definitely have no regrets at that time!
So that's how it is. The Abdominal Brother Company, which once made people feel absolutely invincible, has withdrawn from the era so easily and easily, and has become the strongest monopoly in the history of the earth. It is not one of them, but it is also history.
I don’t know when, if the earliest product launch time is after the New Year, then this spring, Happiness Ointment will skyrocket, as if a rural workshop has become an exaggerated company.
The highest number of millions of products has become 50 million products a day, and 50 million products, even if sold every hour, are swept away by various immediate purchase business mechanisms within a second. bright...
The earliest price was 1,000 RMB for a package of 6 items in a simple package, but now it has become 20,000 RMB, and there is only one item in this package.
But the black market price is one million yuan, which is one-sixth of a commodity, but it is sold for one million yuan. I really think some earth humans are fools!
Therefore, Happiness Ointment is also the darling of the era in this cosmic economic miracle. There is no other commodity that it cannot replace. The legend of how much you sell, how much you sell, and the things that you take away, etc., He Ming believes that it is in this cosmic economic miracle. The real miracle - at least he is an industrial bastard! is real gold in your economic bubble!
He also realized in vain that the so-called "miracle of happiness" and "Brother Abdominal Muscle, please pay attention to the miracle of happiness" is what it is--the headlines of some major events that he saw a few times in the past, so it turned out to be the case.
It's a pity that his first thought at the time was that he didn't want any miracle of happiness, disgusting!
However, among the product secrets that only He Ming can see, the happiness ointment has a great background and can never be copied. First of all, it is really He Ming’s family, and it is also the exclusive product of He Ming’s own company. It has a soul. The enjoyment of ten times the level of gold coins is also the amazing enjoyment of some products that are close to the powerful gold coins of gods and demons, and even the treasure that can soar "infinitely". It is like a treasure hunt, because this is...
Well, He Ming made many good things, especially a lot of high-level soul gold coins, into scraps of higher-level commodities according to advanced cosmic technology!
So it is not surprising, with randomness, what a wonderful big and small, high and low soul gold coins enjoy ten times!
He Ming made countless powerful soul gold coins, even bad or too old soul gold coins, into more advanced soul medicine wine. Soul beans and the like can be said to have turned soul gold coins into a more advanced form of enjoyment.
Originally intended to be used to strengthen the soul of oneself and one's family. But it soon became the favorite of fat boys and girls, especially on birthdays, many birthdays, you must have a drink and the like.
But at that time, the fat boy and fat loli will also be in other families, the "big waste" that will not appear in the Superman family, because of the big and small pets that drool wildly. Don't be too cute and betray your tears and saliva.
They can usually be rewarded with a drop and a few drops, so the cheerfully performing fat boy and fat loli laughed.
So up to now, He Ming's soul gold coins of infinite wealth obtained from the higher universe have also been quickly processed in this way. Because there are too many, he can't send them out as gifts, or because there are too many, he might as well use them quickly like himself.
Then these scraps of soul gold coins. further processing. For example, various experiments, such as passing through the human world in a moon-sized mixer. The so-called mad scientist who saw the universe itself would definitely kneel down. Really? Mad scientists are used for research.
Unexpectedly, "happiness ointment" was invented.
But just look at its earliest value. It was a worthless item from the beginning, a disposable consumer product.
Because the practicability of the happiness ointment can be said to be: if you pay, you will have to post it backwards. Cosmic people will only enjoy it if they give them money!
It turns out that its huge enjoyment mechanism is to allow the enjoyer's body and soul to get the bliss like "ignited state", but this kind of energy is the fuel. That's right, exactly what the Enjoyer itself offers.
That's the point.
Energy doesn't come out of nothing.
So that is to say. You burned your body energy, and your soul was ecstatic again, but you got a standard mortal so-called drug effect.
Well, because Superman is too powerful, especially the King of Superman in the Superman Era, don’t mention this kind of small injury, like ordinary people, sitting on a sofa or a chair for more than half an hour will hurt the body Now, it is considered a serious level of injury, so this "ignited state" still has the bliss of weight loss and high-intensity whole-body exercise!
As for the soul, there is no obvious loss, but it will also get a little bit of enhancement-look at luck, depending on the size and level of soul energy in the happiness ointment.
It can be judged from the feeling, because the senior consumers of the earth have also discovered that happiness and enjoyment are the ultimate taste, which means that you have enjoyed the ultimate happiness ointment.
But don't dream of reaching the sky in one step. After all, it is a commodity, and it is still a cheap commodity, so it is as exaggerated as one apple can make a hundred juice drinks in the past.
It can't be too much, too much will cause the soul energy to be lost immediately.
There are also various benefits for the soul, because through the ignited state, each person has a clearer awareness of his own soul, so naturally, he feels smarter and stronger.
In this way, the happiness ointment should not be sold too much on the earth.
And the way it is used, you can eat it, which is more stimulating to the body. Of course, you should not pursue the taste. The first step to happiness is always bitter. It is like going to an Internet cafe on a rainy day to enjoy the dream of 300 million primary school students. Rain has worked hard, hasn't it?
It can be ignited to enjoy, and the soul can get the greatest sense of ecstasy, surrounded by the power of great enthusiasm, pain? What is pain? hapiness? What is happiness? I am above all!
Of course, at the same time ** is still feeling.
A piece of happiness ointment can be enjoyed for a long time, but monkeys are greedy, so first a few, then dozens, and finally hundreds, even superman monkeys put themselves in a room full of happiness ointments, and then set them all on fire... …
The beauty is that this enjoyment can also be enjoyed in the virtual game world, which is a greater pleasure that other narcotics cannot provide.
In this way, happiness ointment has become as much as you can sell. Everyone checked the manufacturer of the product and was suddenly moved. It really is the conscience product of the Abdominal Brother Company, the best and the cheapest-don’t care about the small price increase. Otherwise, looking at the black market price, the fucking price starts at least one million yuan!
There are six packs of Happiness Ointment.
The latest comments from users from various countries are:
"Abs brother, abs brother, happiness ointment, happiness ointment!"
"Brother Abdominal, Brother Abdominal, hurry up and put on the happiness ointment!"
"When will Brother Abs expand the production of Happiness Ointment? Just today!"
"Abs, there is no happiness without happiness ointment. You can produce one trillion pieces of goods every day! I consume one million sticks a day alone!"
"Give me happiness ointment, I don't want any other happiness!"
"Your happiness ointment? No, mine!"
Well, this is the happiness ointment for unexpected fire.
ps: The second update. (To be continued..)