Chapter 2121 The Happiness Ointment of the Unexpected Fire (Part 1)
Enjoying a lot of beautiful life products, you can have 200 superman points, which is equivalent to the power of some powerful gods and demons in He Ming's life level in the past, and even easily surpassed the power of powerful gods and demons.
But it is not super power. Super power is still a relatively "mysterious" concept for the current superman era.
This is through the use of life treasures, etc., and is still in the level of the King of Supermen, but already has the illusion of a superman on Earth who has hundreds of superman points.
Still due to the amount of knowledge, or IQ, comprehension, etc., it is still difficult for ordinary people and superhumans who enjoy such a beautiful life on a large number of private planets to clearly feel more powerful power, let alone super power, the super power of brother abs ——They don't know the way of He Ming's fortune, He Ming's 200 superpowers, the decisive requirement is to build on the massive resources and ancient background of the multiverse, the only resources on the surface of this hillbilly universe in the past can't even provide The rapid growth of the power of a holy king.
And because I don't have a very detailed concept, I think that I am so powerful, I am afraid that Brother Abs is not the wrist that can kill us in an instant, right?
It’s like the super boss in the comics can’t do it to countless powerful ordinary supermen, and the people who are all superheroes still can’t do it. While talking and laughing, they all kill them—not to mention, experienced superpowers, low-level ones The super power is also dying of laughter. This hillbilly universe with 0 super power is no different from other universes.
However, human beings on earth really do not have this sense of substitution, and do not have the feeling of higher-level force. The world is a society ruled by law, a society with a high degree of rule of law, are you a superman or a superpower. All the same, crimes, especially serious crimes with solid evidence, must be brought to justice, or run away, or shake the human world with abs.
I believe that by that time, for example, the important people of the Abdominal Brother will commit crimes, and I believe that the Abdominal Brother He Ming will only be like the top leaders of some countries who have stepped down sadly - the "resignation" he longed for.
And in terms of the use of power, it doesn't seem to be much. Is it to clean up some stars with reference to some idiots of abs superman giants, or try to show off as much as possible in and out of the very dangerous forbidden universe?
The members of the Superman family are laughing again, fool. you know? The feeling of hearing the "voice" of all things in the universe?
you know? Rubbing your fingers to suppress the feeling of a sun?
you know? The feeling of blowing up an earth?
You don't understand too much - of course ordinary people also have various spraying methods, what's the use? What are you pretending to be! Things that can be solved with money, especially things that can be solved with small money, are definitely not things.
voila.
He Ming was also very speechless. Because he is also in this way of comparison, the more powerful wisdom, the so-called talents with infinite possibilities, put on the carbon-based monkey, really gave the eunuch a harem with four beauties, powerless, powerless!
Next, He Ming started working for the Egyptian people for a good ten hours, or more hours. Anyway, depending on his mood, the basic reason is to finish the work earlier. Of course, fans of Brother Abs can't help flattering, saying that Brother Abs once again forgets himself and devotes himself to work.
Among the races of the world, the handsome guy He Ming doesn't know much about the Egyptians. He doesn't know how to appreciate the same sex. The big beauty is very amazing. No wonder Cleopatra appeared in history. Of course, the mortal version of Cleopatra in history gave the last An ugly superhuman beauty is not qualified to be a maid.
It's not even comparable to some old Chinese school beauties, the real school beauties, it's not a joke.
Because of the dress of Egyptian beauties at that time, tsk tsk...
Cosmic people are indispensable, so they are mixed together to form a variety of very good, especially punctual scenes, with angelic eyes, pure and moving, goddess face, reminiscent of the noble and dignified bed, figure, This is a hot index that the devil would be ashamed to see.
God, is it an illusion? Spring is coming to an end, but hotter summer is coming, so my abs are even better!
Well, this is an unsolved mystery that He Ming doesn't know about, just like sometimes, He Ming suspects that he is smarter and has the fiery passion of the Creator. and then? That's all.
More than ten hours later, He Ming once again created a grand scene that can only be described as success, but now, human beings living on private planets and private galaxies look back at their super handsome boys or super beautiful women. Human beings who are shopping at the speed of light while sitting by the bed no longer need a quick shot or a quick touch.
But there are also singles who are not in the minority. There were already many in the world in the past, which is also the reason for the low population growth in developed countries, such as Little Japan.
Of course, singles also have physical needs, especially what a powerful life, and at the same time live in a high-tech world where there are pictures and videos that ignite hormones in the news at any time.
It doesn't matter, now you can take care of mistresses, handsome boys, etc. There are many houses on my private planet, and at the same time, I can only live in one house forever.
Some families and clans in China naturally move to a private planet, otherwise it would be too deserted, and if it were an ordinary person, they would not be able to sleep at night and would be afraid. This is not only you in a room, nor in a family, nor in a village, town, or city, but in a planet, in a solar system, or in hundreds of nearby solar systems, only you .
Fortunately, after becoming a superman, if we say what the biggest advantage of the mind is, it is immune to low-level, ordinary, and fears that cannot exceed the power of one's own mind.
In fact, the strongest emotion of human beings, ordinary human beings, is fear. At least you will be scared to death. I haven’t heard of being loved to death, only mating to death.
Before leaving, He Ming once again received the "crowds", the "people" of Egypt, oh, to be precise, it should be the Egyptian people of the Czech Empire. It is worth mentioning that the Czech Empire also produced all kinds of One of the best chicks in the world.
It is a pity that in today's human world, the beauty of human female monkeys. How "insignificant" it is already, no super handsome boy in the universe will fall in love with you because of your appearance. It's because of your heart, and a requirement of "little", "pocket-rich level".
I believe that many smart women, especially Chinese goddesses, must have begun to feel sad. Damn, there is no infatuation. I only like your face, butt, and beautiful legs. The spare tire in the ass is so uncomfortable! At least they fancy you as a person, and other "foreigners", as well as foreigners in the universe, are all fucking appearances. You have taken a fancy to each other. He took a fancy to the other person's face, pectoral muscles, abdominal muscles, and raised buttocks.
And then, you have to pay... I don't know why, the more handsome and poorer the cosmonauts are, the more speechless they are.
Is it really because of some rumors about Xingongzhi, you know? Did Brother Abs rob them?
And send them to you through legal commercial means. Be your... lover, slave lover.
Ok. Now that you are a superman, it is difficult to be fooled by the rumors of the new public knowledge, and it is also difficult to see, because the new public knowledge, anti-abdomo brothers and the like are rumor-making machines that this society, or normal human society, gradually blocks. Fools thus enter free national prisons.
Then some websites, the websites of the elites of the universe come up with this new public opinion? I almost died laughing, fuck, what we don't know, how do you know?
Humans on earth can’t think of how serious the cosmic Internet is, everything is very carefully arranged, and in the pursuit of real content, absolutely nothing that “you think of it yourself” can appear, because the universe is too big, you can mess around Suddenly, the whole universe is in chaos—could you be the only one who spread rumors to gain attention? Packaging yourself as a glorious fighter? Standing on the moral high ground, shouting "Long live America! Today we are all Americans!"?
"Friends, how are you? Where is the applause? Louder!"
He Ming is like a hillbilly star who has not changed "the same song" for decades, waving his hands, and then smiles, leaving a chic back, oh, the afterimage in Superman's vision. He has already made up his mind, go home to eat and drink, check the game acquisition of the knight world, and "sneak peek at the world" - to appreciate the earth and the universe's major events in a day with the authority of brother abs and the authority of the universe's highest guardian angel power.
Basically, it's similar to the browsing of today's major events by an earth hanger, because He Ming can only see a very limited amount of content even if he can see everything at a glance.
Among the crowd was a young Egyptian superman who was rushing back to the motherland on Earth and shouted, "Brother Abdominal, wait a minute! We have demands!"
He Ming stopped, turned his face, and put his right hand on his right ear to make a so-called expression of listening to the politicians and the people. Amidst the laughter, the same person continued to shout:
"Brother Abmuscle, when will we solve the problem of happiness ointment in the 'Brother Abdominal Petition' on the official website of Abdominal Brother!"
"Yes, without happiness ointment, life will not feel happy!"
Up to now, Putonghua has a simpler and more excellent version invented by the people of the universe, and basically, this kind of simple Putonghua in Earth China is not only popular on the earth, but also spread to the whole world-well, in the civilization of the universe, learning a Carbon Monkey's language is so easy!
So He Ming did hear "happiness ointment", the original Chinese Mandarin, not some kind of translated term.
He thought of the donkey skin ointment for a moment, and immediately substituted it into the Xingfu brand donkey skin ointment, and continued to immediately imagine the ad slogan in the style of Brother Abab: Xingfu donkey skin ointment, hello, hello, hello, everyone. Happiness brand donkey skin ointment, after taking it, the waist will not be sore and the legs will not hurt, it is good!
Hold!
He Ming cursed inwardly, don’t be so fucking thinking about the donkey skin ointment in the game, even donkey skin donkey-hide gelatin in real life is still useful, because the biggest blood-enriching and health-enhancing effect is dead laughing to Superman, a reptile Want to replenish the blood of a planet giant!
He Ming turned around and put on a toothy smile, shrugged and spread his hands, "Happiness Ointment? What is this?"
The crowd was silent for a moment, quite like the effect of Jin Hui Emperor Sima Zhong's "People have no chestnuts and rice to satisfy their hunger, so why not eat minced meat?"
Brother Abdominal is not Sima Zhong, He Ming immediately made himself a step down, which shows that his thick skin is simply inhumane.
"Let me see, only by being down-to-earth can I serve the people better! Forgive me for being so busy all day long, with all my heart and soul, that I don't even know what happiness ointment is."
Many Egyptian people at the scene could only laugh dryly, and the audience behind the TV, especially the Chinese audience, burst out laughing again. Well, they also forgot that they were fooled by brother abs and even bigger fools, because of the black history that was touched from the heart.
He Ming directly used the light screen that is as natural as a mobile phone and the air to check the "Happiness Ointment" on the Internet, and suddenly smiled, it turned out to be "spiritual food".
don't know? Just take a sip in the old days, at least one thousand and several hundred yuan will be spent. There is no more expensive pleasure than this in the world-narcotics.
Because it is expensive, it is called a drug—if you can’t enjoy it, and it is harmful to your body, then it is a drug.
But today's narcotics can be said to be endless, it can be said that they have finally become the same real status as money!
Equal to **, stand up and be the master, spread all over the universe, long live long live!
In the super huge market earth market, it is the spiritual food market that surpasses the food market. The related established companies and consortiums in the universe use desperate means to compete, because the enjoyment of human beings on the earth is too good. Enjoyment is the narcotic that you can exterminate a village of ordinary people. For veterans such as the enjoyers in the Western world, one day is the amount of extermination of a city.
Even now, there are still a lot of superhumans on the earth who are addicted to the enjoyment of this kind of narcotic all day long.
and then? Humans on Earth absolutely don't mind spending a small amount of money—all spiritual food, according to fair trade, is like giving away for nothing.
However, the point is that it is indeed a chargeable commodity, just like cigarettes. If you want to enjoy high-end goods, you have to spend money—otherwise, the top-level tobacco from the high-end production planet will fucking serve you poor ghost forever and ever? The local people went on strike immediately!
A day's enjoyment of an ordinary superman on earth costs at least tens of thousands of RMB, which is equivalent to all the cash benefits of a poor man in the universe for hundreds of years...
He Ming saw it all at once, "Happiness Ointment" is the "king" of this spiritual food, "you deserve it".
Because it sold first on the list of related products. This is not the first place in the past when you paid a certain Baidu to be number one—that kind of buying and selling credit behavior is only done by monkeys!
ps: the first update. (To be continued..)