Chapter 1484 (?￣0￣)? The Big Bald Head in 1 Punch Superman (11)

"teacher!"

"Why are there so many kelp outside our house?"

Janos, who had just finished cleaning the toilet, went out to take out the trash, and when he came back, he saw a large pile of fresh unprocessed kelp placed in the wooden frame at the door of the apartment.

Then, when he walked to the apartment, he saw Mr. Saitama cooking a pot of kelp in the kitchen, so he asked strangely:

"You brought it back?"

"It's so fresh, you probably went to the sea to find it?"

Janos knew that fresh, unprocessed kelp was rarely sold in supermarkets, and even if there were, his teacher would not be generous enough to buy so much at once, so he subconsciously thought it was his My teacher ran to the sea to practice and fished it back.

"ah……"

"that……"

"That was actually a chance... Well, that's right, I got a cheap item by chance, so I took it all back."

Scratching his smooth scalp, Saitama felt that it was indeed quite cheap, and the price he paid was nothing more than his own punch and a collapsed building.

Anyway, that building does not belong to his family, and it has been abandoned, so if it is broken, it will be broken, and he doesn't mind too much.

"So it's like this, it's okay, eating more fresh kelp can resist radiation, prevent and treat goiter, lose weight, beautify skin, lower blood fat, blood pressure and blood sugar!"

"And, teacher, do you know?"

"I heard that kelp is better for hair. Although there is no exact medical explanation, kelp contains a variety of vitamins, especially carotene that can be converted into vitamins. There are also a lot of nutrients such as sulfur-containing protein, which are very beneficial to hair. benefit……"

"ah!"

"Sorry, teacher, I..."

As he was talking, he suddenly realized that Genos was standing in front of him with a shiny bald head, so he quickly shut up, not intending to continue talking about hair.

"I didn't say anything..."

"Teacher, are you free?"

"correct!"

"Teacher, do I need to invite Mrs. Magician Anne next door to come and enjoy it together? After all, there are so many seaweeds, even with me, I guess I can't finish them in a few days, right?"

Realizing that his teacher's face was not very good-looking, Genos hurriedly began to change the subject.

To be honest, regarding his hair problem with Mr. Saitama, he once gave advice before, suggesting that the other party wear a handsome wig like himself, but in the end, after learning the specific price of a wig, he The teacher still firmly refused.

"No need."

"I ran into her when I came back, and she said she doesn't eat kelp, at least she doesn't eat the ones I brought back."

Saitama left Genos alone and started studying the fresh green kelp sloshing under the broth in his pot.

He suddenly felt that it seemed really necessary for him to eat a little more, to see if his hair could grow back under the nourishment of the sulfur-containing protein nutrition of kelp?

"ah?"

"She won't eat?"

"But……"

"I think these seaweeds are very good. They are fresh and thick. Why doesn't she eat them?"

Genos was a little puzzled. He had eaten here for many days and found that his teacher Saitama was very good at cooking. In fact, if a person is poor for a long time, he only has a small amount of money to buy food carefully every day. If you don't, you will always be able to hone your cooking skills, and he has a deep understanding of this.

"have no idea."

"Maybe little girls like picky eaters..."

Saitama said with some uncertainty.

He didn't want to tell his disciple at all: At that time, that miserable little girl watched him pull the kelp off the monster's head one by one, and the source of those kelp was not at all like what he just said. It's as simple as a random 'bargain'.

"So it is!"

"Then teacher, please eat more later!"

"??"

"Why do you want me to eat more?"

"No!"

"nothing,

Teacher, please don't mind! "

"..."

"baffling……"

...

When the bald-headed Saitama was cooking kelp at home, and was about to have a kelp feast with his disciples, to see if it could help his hair that had been "closed to thank guests" for many years, in the previous In the no-man's-land where the kelp monster appeared, a group of weird-looking heroes were biting the bullet and investigating, and successfully recovered the golden ball of the 29th A-level and the spring of the 33rd A-level who were seriously injured and survived. beard.

This time, after the investigation by the Heroes Association, they found that the bustling area of ​​Z City and the central residential area did not have any problems, but the no-man's land had a big problem, because the two A-level heroes teamed up and were quickly defeated by weirdos. That is enough to prove that the monsters lurking in the no-man's land have at least the disaster level of "tiger", and it is said that there are more than one similar monsters?

Anyway, right now, at the place where Saitama just knocked down the kelp monster, the heroes of the Hero Association who were assigned by the Hero Association to come to reinforce and investigate, that is, the 6th A-level Qing Yan, the 20th A-level Lightning Max, the 27th A-level Smiling Superman, and an unknown guy were at the scene staring at the destroyed building in a daze.

"terrible……"

"what is happening?"

"have no idea……"

"What is this?"

"..."

"What level of monster is it that can beat a building like this after going crazy?"

"At least it's Tiger level, right?"

"No! I think it might be a ghost class!"

"Ghost, ghost level?!"

Looking at the huge gap in front of a building that was shot obliquely towards the sky by some unknown means, and then looking at the small gap in the other building behind the building that was also shot in the straight line of attack , The four A-level heroes present only felt two shudders, and they didn't know what to say.

"Okay, whether it's a ghost or a tiger, these A-level heroes like us should not be able to handle it. Let's quickly investigate on the spot and report the truth."

"Alright..."

"As for City Z, it seems that it will be necessary to continue to investigate and monitor in the future."

"I am very sure of that!"

Soon, after they discovered that the strange people or monsters that appeared in the no-man's land of Z city were beyond their ability to deal with, they hurriedly started working, intending to investigate, then write a random report, and finally leave this place dangerous place.

After all, being able to easily knock down two A-level heroes and make that building into such an existence is definitely not something that these four A-level heroes can handle.

"Well?"

"Hello!"

"Look, that's..."

Not long after, at this time, Superman Smiling, who was about to make a hasty investigation and then called it a day, discovered that at the end of the street, under the afterglow of the setting sun, there was a huge black shadow with 'open teeth and claws'?

"Well?"

"It seems like something is coming..."

"!!"

"It won't be so unlucky, you will meet that tiger-level weirdo right away?"

"Probably ghost-level!"

"Hey!"

"You, you are enough, don't scare people!"

"Hello!"

"What should we do, should we run immediately?"

"run?"

"No! Those two dared to fight just now, but now we are four, and the ranking is higher than both of them. Wouldn't it be embarrassing to run away now?"

"Then what do you say?"

"Take a look first, and then run if it doesn't work?"

"It makes sense!"

"..."

Qing Yan, who was ranked 6th in A-level, Lightning Max, who was ranked 20th in A-level, Smiling Superman, who was ranked 27th in A-level, and an unknown guy, all four of them huddled together and waited in full force, wanting to see far away What kind of powerful guy is the strange man who walked out of the quiet and desolate street at the end!

If the opponent was the kelp monster who defeated the golden ball who was ranked 29th in the A-level hero ranking and the spring beard who was ranked 33rd in the A-level hero ranking, the four of them might still be able to fight.

But if the other party is another unknown weirdo who beat the building in front of him into that miserable appearance, then they must quickly find a way to escape.

Soon, the black shadow of "flashing teeth and claws" was getting closer and bigger, and they didn't see clearly until the other party turned around the corner of the street:

It turned out that it was a blond, clever, lively and cute eight or nine-year-old girl bouncing up and down this deserted street?

"Why?"

"It doesn't seem like a weirdo, but a little girl?!"

"!!"

"wrong!"

"Isn't she the little girl who barely passed the test with 70 points a while ago and was rated as the 389th and last place in the C-level?"

"you sure?"

"Of course! I've seen her information, she just passed the line with 70 points, and I don't know why she was promoted before finishing the physical test."

"It's so messed up, now even a little girl can be a hero?"

"This thing is weird!"

"Okay! We can't control the decisions made by the higher-ups. Let's clean up quickly, see if there are any valuable clues around, take some photos, and then extract the remaining tissues, and then let's go back quickly."

"Um!"

The four of them obviously hadn't heard of certain things in the sixth meeting place of the hero selection. Of course, it is also possible that the headquarters of the Heroes Association did a good job of keeping secrets?

But no matter what, after they found out that it was not a tiger-level monster or a ghost-level monster that was bouncing over from a distance, they all breathed a sigh of relief, and started to concentrate on their work again.

For example, taking pictures of the battle traces on the ground and damaged parts of the building, and using evidence bags to collect scattered kelp fragments on the ground, etc.

"Hello!"

"That little C-level guy over there, it's dangerous here, there are scary weirdos inside, that's not something you can handle, you'd better go home quickly!"

"Investigation or something, we are enough."

Thinking that little Annie came here after receiving the request for help and investigation issued by the Heroes Association headquarters, so Lightning Max, who was ranked 20th in the A-level, hurriedly faced the little girl who was walking over, and looked at them curiously. The girl scolded and said.

"Eh?"

(???.???)????

"But, they didn't come here to find strange people and investigate..."

(°-°〃)

Annie was stunned for a moment, not knowing why the four weirdos in front of her would say that.

"no?"

"This is no man's land, so what are you doing here?!"

Hearing that Annie said that she didn't come here to find weirdos and investigate, that Lightning Max was even more surprised.

"Well……"

?o(′～`●)

"I just had nothing to do after I was full, so I picked a prickly pear flower to play with, and now that prickly pear is chasing you all over the street!"

(????-)?

First, she subconsciously looked at the red flower in her hand. Annie hurriedly hid it behind her back with her hands behind her back, and then made a big grimace at the meddling weirdos in front of her. .

"The prickly pear looking for you?"

"How can a fairy, a prickly pear..."

"ah!"

"Don't you mean that the prickly pear is also a weirdo?"

Startled for a moment, Lightning Max finally came to his senses and asked strangely.

"Of course!"

(*^▽^*)

"That cactus monster is very powerful, if you encounter it later, you must run away!"

(^▽^)

"Don't talk about it, I have to sneak away quickly, or it won't be good if I get caught by it later..."

???(?)????

"Everyone, goodbye~!"

ヾ(⌒?⌒*)SeeYou?

After finishing speaking, Annie greeted the four people who were busy, and hurried forward with her little bear Tibbers.

"Remember!"

ヾ(^▽^*)))

"If you meet that weird person, you must run quickly!!"

(???c)

Before reaching the next corner of the street ahead, Annie kindly turned her head and reminded the four strange uncles loudly.

"..."

"laugh!"

"What kind of prickly pear monster, I've never heard of it..."

"Me too."

"Okay, leave her alone, let's work first!"

"Think about it, how powerful is a weird guy who is afraid of the last little girl in C-level and has a chance to run away?"

"Too!"

"It would be great if we could have a wolf class. We can easily deal with such a monster with just one shot!"

"As long as it's not the kelp monster or that unknown monster, hurry up and finish the work here first!"

"clear!"

The four laughed and exchanged for a while mockingly, but none of them seemed to take the words of the little girl who was bouncing around in the no-man's land just now to heart, and continued to be busy with their own affairs.

However, after a few minutes...

The four people who had just uttered wild words had extremely distorted and hideous expressions, and they were also foaming at the mouth and incontinent. In front of this area lay the 29th A-level golden ball and the A-level 33rd. Spring Beard has two A-tier heroes on the road.

"Pooh!"

"Ask you if you dare not say anything, and you still want to fight with me, now you know you are wrong?"

"It deserves it!!"

That's right, the one who is talking and spitting towards the ground is undoubtedly the prickly pear vegetative ball!

Just now, I followed a bad little girl here, only one of the two little red flowers on her head was left, and she kindly asked the four A-level heroes for directions, but the answer she got was mocking As well as the cactus shooter Qiuqiu who counterattacked, of course, he nailed all the dead people into hedgehogs with needle attacks.

Then, their idiots passed out from the gorgeous pain under the action of the poisonous needle on its body that was ten times more painful.

"Hmm..."

"The scent of flowers seems to be on this side..."

"That's right!"

"That guy must have run this way, no! You must hurry up and get my little red flower back!!"

After finishing speaking, after smelling the faint fragrance remaining in the air, Qiuqiu no longer cared about the four incomprehensible guys, and instead walked firmly on its short legs, following the fragrance of flowers remaining in the air. The track followed.

but……

Look at its running speed, which is not as fast as a grown man can walk normally. I'm afraid it is a little difficult to catch up with a bad little girl who is hopping away?

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