Chapter 1483 (●′?｀●) The Big Bald Head in 1 Punch Superman (10)

Z City, it was originally a relatively large city, of course, that was before the disaster happened, and the current Z City must not be as prosperous as other surrounding cities, and Hero City A, where the headquarters of the association is located, is even more different from heaven and earth.

In the current Z city, only the central area is inhabited by people, but the population density is relatively low, and outside the central area, there are large areas of no-man's land with warning signs!

There, the frequency of strange people or monsters appearing is very high, and it has overwhelmingly exceeded other places in the entire island country.

Since weird people began to appear ten years ago, especially those high-ranking weirdos who frequently appeared in the uninhabited area of ​​Z City, the residents either fled Z City or moved to the center of the city to live. The houses, water and electricity in the uninhabited area Natural gas and other living facilities are so abandoned that even the maintenance workers are afraid to repair or shut them down.

In addition, it needs to supply the people's life in the central urban area of ​​City Z, and the water, electricity and other energy facilities lead from outside the city to the city, and the key lines are in the no-man's land, so that is Annie's house and The area where a certain bald man's apartment building is located still has a real reason for the water and electricity to continue to be used.

Over time, the well-known no-man's land in Z City began to have such terrible titles as "ghost city", "no ghost ghost", "no man's land", etc., and the price and rent of the urban area were so cheap It can't be any cheaper.

In fact, there is no rent at all!

Anyway, it’s roughly: In the uninhabited area of ​​Z City, all the houses, water, electricity, land and other facilities, no matter who they are, can go in and use them wantonly, and the house rent, water, electricity, etc. are all expensive It's free, as long as you're not afraid of all kinds of super scary monsters inside, and you're not afraid of being caught, killed or eaten by monsters at any time?

So far, no one knows why only the strange people in the no man's land of Z city appear frequently and the number has been increasing, and they don't know why the strange people never come out of the no man's land of Z city after they appear, and then directly kill the terrorists. Spreading to the central area of ​​Z City, this is something that even the headquarters of the Heroes Association has not figured out or figured out until now.

So, today, they sent two A-level heroes, Golden Ball, who ranked No. 29 in A-level heroes, and Spring Beard, who ranked No. 33 in A-level heroes, and asked them to team up and head to City Z. No Man's Land Investigate the reasons for the formation of the ghost city and the mysterious truth about the frequent occurrence of strange people.

then...

When Annie and bald Saitama heard the news of the battle and rushed over together, they found:

The Golden Ball, ranked 29th in A-level in the Heroes Association, and the spring beard, ranked 33rd in A-level, have fallen miserably under the weird man with kelp all over his head, and passed out immediately passed.

"Ah~!"

(?’▽’?)

"Uncle bald, look, there seems to be a strange person over there, did it just crawl out of the sea, why is there so much kelp on it?"

(*^▽^*)

Standing side by side with the bald Saitama on the roof of this building, Annie saw it at a glance:

On the street ahead, there is a strange man with strange kelp growing on his head?

That is to say, it is daytime now. If it haunts at night, the hideous and terrifying face, mossy body skin and sticky and dancing kelp hair, I believe it will definitely scare many children and cowards .

"have no idea……"

"It's also possible that the mutated monsters are caused by the excessive discharge of nuclear waste water?"

Scratching his clean and smooth head, and then looking at the other party's thick kelp hair, for some reason, Qiyu felt a faint feeling of jealousy.

He always has an urge to rush up regardless, defeat the opponent, and tear off the overgrown 'hair' of the opponent?

In short,

He, Saitama, just can't see how other people have lush hair, especially the weird guy in front whose 'hair' is so thick that it can't cover his body.

"Uncle Bald, do you want to beat it?"

(????)

Annie felt the faint hostility on the other party, so she couldn't help but ask a little strangely.

"Well……"

"Not for the time being?"

"Yesterday we just beat the ball, and we even took pictures and uploaded it. We don't have to worry about active missions this week. Should we just let it go for two days and clean it up next Monday?"

"And I seem to have forgotten to buy seaweed sauce today..."

Yes, from Saitama's point of view, whether it is the identity of the other party's weirdo or the active mission is secondary, the most important thing now is that he didn't remember to buy seaweed sauce when he went shopping in the supermarket today, and if he didn't buy seaweed sauce If it is not, those seaweeds must have a fishy smell when eaten, and the experience must not be very good.

Maybe……

Can wait two days before they go to the supermarket, they must remember to buy that kind of sauce, and then go to clean up each other when they come back?

In that way, the problem of ingredients is solved, the problem of tasks is also solved, and the cost of side dishes can be saved for many days, wouldn't that kill two birds with one stone?

"Kelp?"

!(;?o?)o

"But……"

('～`●)

"Uncle bald, the kelp on that weird guy's head is sticky and dirty, it doesn't look that delicious..."

(lll￢▽￢)

As a foodie, Annie naturally knows what the bald-headed Saitama is thinking about, and also knows that the eccentric head with dense kelp on the head will be able to eat for a long time, but... the thought of spicy kelp is the head of the eccentric She lost her appetite in an instant.

"Is that edible?"

(?~?)

"People always feel that it's better for you not to try those weird things?"

╮(╯▽╰)╭

Anyway, Annie herself would definitely not try it lightly, and if the ones grew in the sea, there would be no problem.

"Of course I can eat it!"

"Wash it, and then use it to make soup, it must be delicious..."

"If you can't finish eating, you can hang it to dry. That thing can be stored for a long time! It just so happens that the balconies of the surrounding apartments are empty and unoccupied. Can we pull it out and dry it on the balcony for a few days?"

Stretching out his nose to sniff the air, soon, the bald Saitama, who smelled a strong smell of the sea, nodded firmly.

The kelp smell on that weird man was so strong that it could be smelled on the roof of the building where he and Little Annie were, so it must be kelp, it must be right.

...

But at this time, the weirdo on the abandoned road below didn't even notice the existence of Saitama and Little Annie, and just looked at the two A-level heroes who were knocked down by it, complacently.

'Jie! '

'what the hell! '

‘It’s so hard to come here, but I ran away for nothing, and just defeated two heroes? '

'no! '

'Staying in this kind of place, how can you become famous? '

'It seems that I should break into the residential area and kill all the residents, so as to cause enough sensation? '

'Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie...'

'Decided! '

As if talking to himself, after the kelp monster finished speaking, he no longer cared about the two A-level heroes who passed out, but turned around, as if he really planned to kill the central residential area of ​​Z City?

"!!"

"stop!!"

At this time, without waiting for Annie's reaction, Saitama frowned and jumped straight down to block the strange man.

Originally, the bald Saitama really planned to raise the other party for two days, wait until the next week, wait until he bought the kelp sauce, and then clean up the other party, but it can't work now, because he will definitely not tolerate the other party to live in the center of Z City Troubled in the area.

Otherwise, when all the people in the central area of ​​City Z are dead or run away, turning the entire city of Z into a no-man's land, where will he go shopping in the future?

You know, due to the small population of Z city, the supermarket prices have always been very low, and there are often big promotions on Saturdays. He likes it very much here, but he can't let that kelp monster take Z city for a few years. The stable ecological and cultural environment that was formed with great difficulty were destroyed.

"Um?"

"Who are you?"

"Another hero?"

Seeing Saitama jumping down from the sky, Kelp Monster was taken aback.

"Yes! I am a C-level hero, and the hero ranking was originally C-level 388th, the second-to-last!"

"that……"

"Mr. Weird, let's discuss it. It's like this. You stay here for two days first. Don't rush to the residential area. After two days, I'll buy the seasoning and come here to beat you to death. What do you think of this suggestion?" Sample?"

Looking at the kelp all over the other party's head and face, and seeing the thick, tough and flexible appearance of the kelp, the bald Qiyu swallowed first, and then proposed to the kelp monster seriously.

"..."

"you……"

"You are going to die for me!!!!"

How could the kelp monster accept such an outrageous suggestion?

So, without even thinking about it, after being silent for a while, looking at Saitama's dead fish face with no expression for a few seconds, he turned his face and sold it, controlling the kelp that covered the sky from all directions to attack him. Bald Saitama rolls over!

The kelp was so dense and terrifying that even the sunlight was completely covered, directly covering Saitama in that terrible dark shadow.

then...

puff! !

There was a dull impact of fist to flesh, and by the time little Annie floated down from the upstairs and landed, the kelp monster had already fallen to the ground motionless.

"It's dead?"

(???.???)????

Going forward, she tentatively kicked the weird man's feet first, then Annie turned her head and asked the bald uncle.

"I don't know either……"

"As you can see, he struck first, and I punched back."

"but……"

Said, Qiyu bent down, grabbed a piece of kelp hair of the other party, pinched it with his hands, then licked it, and finally even opened his mouth to take a bite.

"Annie..."

Saitama's expression changed.

"OK!"

(°-°〃)

"Why?"

(^～^;)ゞ

"This is really kelp..."

"Do you want to eat kelp at night?"

With a strong hand, Saitama easily pulled out one, and found that the root was exactly the same as kelp, and the thickness and toughness were even better. It can be said that it is the best kelp. Some trembling.

"Eat, eat its hair?!"

=????(???*)

"I don't want it, it's disgusting! Besides, it looks dirty..."

\(“▔▔▔)/

Without even thinking about it, Annie shook her head like a rattle, and hurriedly took two steps back.

You know, Annie almost never eats intelligent creatures, let alone humanoid creatures!

And that weird guy obviously also has a human shape, and can even talk, so he definitely won't appear in Annie's recipes.

Although the other party's hair is real kelp, Annie will not eat anything from that monster, not even kelp!

"It's free!"

"Do not want?"

"All right……"

Seeing that little Annie continued to shake her head and took two steps back firmly, Qiyu had no choice but to give up regretfully.

"You don't want to forget it, but I want to try..."

Qiyu would not tell little Annie that in that kind of kelp factory, the unprocessed kelp there was shoveled by the workers and stepped on with their feet, which was much dirtier than this.

But anyway, kelp or something can be eaten as long as it is washed, and he doesn't mind the boring things like whether it grows on rocks or on weird heads.

Of course, the most important thing is: the kelp in front of him doesn't cost money. Although he has made a lot of money recently, if he can save it, he should try to save as much as possible.

then……

Not long after, Saitama, who used both hands and feet, quickly plucked off the weird man's full head of 'hair' under Annie's gaze, turning him into a big bloody bald head, and then happily Holding the kelp in his arms, he walked towards the apartment at home.

"Annie!"

"I'm going to cook a pot of kelp miso soup tonight, please come to our house as a guest, is that okay?"

Feeling that it is not good to often go to the neighbor's little girl's house for dinner, Qiyu seems to be planning to reciprocate, and use the fresh kelp he harvested today to entertain his good neighbor?

Of course, when cooking miso soup, one stick is almost enough, and he can let Janos dry the rest and eat it slowly.

During this period of time, because Genos insisted on coming to practice with him, his family's food expenses doubled out of thin air, so he had to plan carefully, especially the ingredients, and he must not waste them, and food Also keep buying those expiring specials!

"People don't want to eat at your house!"

(??ω???‖)?

"Don't even think about it!!"

('?︵?`)

"Yeah?"

"That's a pity..."

Soon, with the departure of Little Annie and Saitama, only the two comatose A-level heroes and the seaweed monster whose 'hair' had been plucked were left on this street.

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