Chapter 1482 ( =‵▽′)ノ The Big Bald Head in One Punch Superman (9)
It has been five days since Little Annie, bald-headed Saitama, and Genos made their professional hero debut together.
During these five days, nothing major has happened near this no-man's land in City Z, so the three of them, who just became official heroes just now, are also happy to be at leisure, what should they do, that is, keep The original state of not doing anything.
For a certain sad little girl, she still eats, drinks, sleeps and sleeps every day, and when she is idle and bored, she studies some weird things that Saitama and Genos can't understand, and He kept saying that it was to deal with the world will of this world, that is, the existence that created endless monsters and wanted to destroy human beings?
that kind of thing...
Obviously, neither the bald-headed Saitama nor Genos would believe it, but they just didn't bother.
Some time ago, Genos moved directly next door to Uncle Saitama’s apartment in the name of cultivating and “reinventing”, and spent all his days hanging out with bald Saitama, saying that it was to record his daily life Everything in it, in order to improve yourself?
Originally, Saitama was firmly against it, even though his room belonged to someone else, he also lived here, and this apartment building had nothing to do with him at all.
but……
After Genos politely paid five million yen in the name of 'rent', the bald-headed Saitama agreed without hesitation.
Of course, those are trivial matters, but now, there is a more important matter waiting for Saitama and little Annie to deal with.
"Hi~! Good morning, Qiuqiu~!"
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"It is late……"
"I've been in the sun for three hours..."
Outside the balcony, the cactus shooter Qiuqiu, who buried his feet in the soil and enjoyed the sunshine, glanced back and spoke lazily.
It is actually a nocturnal animal. It likes to bury its feet in the ground to bask in the sun and perform photosynthesis during most of the day, but it is relatively active in rainy days or at night, such as hunting certain animals. A bald head or something.
"Anyway, it's still early!"
o(??^`)o
First, I said hello to the cute prickly prickly pear outside the balcony, who was basking in the sun and undergoing photosynthesis. Afterwards, I ignored its irony, and Anne went directly into the apartment, and saw someone who The bald man with feet on his feet and Janos, another robot who doesn't learn well.
"Hey! Uncle Baldhead, why did you call him over so early in the morning? What's the matter?"
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"If not, I have to go back to make up for it now!"
('~`●)
Then, she directly lowered her face, and asked the two of them angrily.
These two bad guys actually yelled loudly at the window of her room on the balcony early in the morning, and after seeing that she couldn't shout, they even threw small stones at the glass and tiles of her house, but It's really unreasonable! !
"etc!!"
Qiyu hurriedly stopped Annie, who was about to turn around and leave without waiting for his answer, and then sat upright, and then said to Annie with that extremely serious expression:
"Annie!"
"Do you still remember the induction seminar we held with Genos after we rated the C-level hero?"
"It's the guy who ranked No. 38 in A-level hero, gave us a lecture, and then ambushed me on my way home!"
"It seems to be called Snake?!"
Uncle Saitama's bald head looked a little anxious, so he didn't intend to waste time, and cut straight to the point as soon as he opened his mouth.
"ah!"
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"..."
('~`●)
"Let people think about it first..."
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I feel a little perplexed,
But Annie still started to think very hard.
"that……"
(lll¬▽¬)
"All right!"
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"I don't remember that there was a guy named Snake. During some kind of seminar, people seemed to be dozing off..."
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In the end, little Annie gave up and didn't plan to continue thinking about it, because she really didn't remember, and she never took the name of that unimportant guy and unimportant things to heart.
And the same is true of Tibbers the little bear in her family, so now she has no idea what the bald man in front of her wants to express.
(…)
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"That's fine!"
"Let me paraphrase it for you now..."
Saitama finally breathed a sigh of relief seeing Little Annie and not remembering.
Because he himself didn't remember it for a long time. It was his robot apprentice Genos who reminded him that he knew there was such a thing.
"According to what was said at the seminar..."
"If a C-level hero is inactive for a week and has no record of defeating monsters or weirdos, he will be removed from the hero roster!"
"How about it?"
"Is the matter very serious?!"
Regardless of whether little Annie felt it or not, Qiyu felt that this matter was serious anyway.
To make matters worse, today is already the fifth day. If nothing is done, two days later, he and Little Annie, the two bottom C-level beings, will probably become the fastest in history to be expelled from the roster of heroes C-class hero.
"ah……"
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"It seems that there is indeed a small problem..."
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"Then tell me, uncle bald, what should we do to avoid being fired by those villains?"
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Annie herself doesn't really care, because she doesn't care about the so-called list of heroes at all!
At that time, she just followed along because she thought it was fun and to join in the fun, but now that the fun is over, and she also found that being a hot hero doesn't seem to be interesting, so she actually doesn't care too much.
"Well……"
"Although there haven't been any major incidents recently, Genos said that our C-level heroes only need to subdue some robbers, robbers, murderers or little monsters."
"Only once a week can we keep our name on the roster of heroes?"
As for promotion or activity, Saitama doesn't care about it, he just hopes to maintain the title of hero he finally won. As for other things... If he is free, he might as well stay at home and watch TV Picking feet, picking noses and so on.
Besides, he got rich recently, not only got a few gold coins thrown by Little Annie, but also received the huge sum of money from Genos, as long as he saves a little money, it is estimated that he will definitely not have to worry about making a living in three to five years Understand.
"ah!"
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"Are you still going to fight little monsters?"
\(“▔▔▔)/
Hearing that she had to go to work as a hero, Annie suddenly regretted it.
She doesn't want to wrong herself to work for those capitalists. It's good for her to eat, drink and have fun now. Everyone has one nose and two eyes. How can these hot guys have the right to order her?
"certainly!"
"I just remembered it too, so, Annie, let's go to work right now!"
"If you don't hurry up, you really don't have time!"
Said, Saitama hurriedly got up and put on his special hero suit, ready to go out to look for a job seriously for the first time, in order to complete the active task that the C-level hero must have once a week.
"right now……"
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"But, I don't really want to go out today..."
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Looking at the scorching sun outside, Annie retreated directly. She didn't want to run out to find some bad guys in this continuous summer weather. She just wanted to lie at home with the air conditioner on, eat ice cream and take a nap .
"correct!"
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"The city Z we live in, isn't it said that there are many, many monsters in this no-man's land? Then just find one to fight, and then ask Genos to take a photo and upload it?"
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Soon, Annie found some life skills to deal with the weekly active tasks of that C-level hero. If she was around, she would just hit it and come back, and she was still reluctant to move.
Just one click, there really can't be more.
"This..."
"It doesn't seem to work!"
"Annie, you may not know that the monsters in the no-man's land of Z City have been beaten by me. Although people are still afraid to live here, I can't guarantee that there will be new monsters in these two days. Monsters emerged for us to discover..."
There used to be a lot of monsters here, but now, after Saitama has lived here for three years, there are really not many monsters here.
And even if there were, those monsters must have known him, and they would have been hiding far away, so how dare they come out under his nose to show off?
In fact, from Saitama's point of view, this no-man's land is probably already the safest area in City Z.
"Can't you?"
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"Um……"
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"Okay, then let Qiuqiu cooperate with us to act!"
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She frowned and thought for a while, and then looked at the ball outside the balcony that was really enjoying the photosynthesis in the sun, shaking its head comfortably. Annie quickly thought of a good solution that was not a solution.
"ah?"
"Ball ball..."
"Is this okay?"
Turning his head and looking out of the balcony, Qiyu understood what Anne was thinking, but he seemed a little hesitant.
Because, this kind of thing seems to be suspected of cheating. If someone comes to investigate and finds that Qiuqiu is a monster raised by him, it must be hard to explain.
"Hello!"
\(^o^)/~
"Qiaoqiu! Come in, there is a good thing!"
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Annie didn't care whether the bald maize answered or not, she just raised her voice and yelled towards the balcony.
"??"
"do what?"
Qiuqiu was concentrating on basking in the sun and performing photosynthesis just now, which is as important as eating and sleeping for a vegetable like them, so after hearing Annie's call, it first asked a question, and then hesitantly His feet were pulled out of the mud, and he jumped into Saitama's bachelor apartment with some reluctance, so that his small muddy footprints appeared on the floor of the room.
"Go beat him!"
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"Then they will beat you again!!"
Without hesitation, Annie directly ordered Qiuqiu, wanting it to continue beating the bald Uncle Saitama as usual.
"???"
"Why, why?!"
"The sun is very strong today, I don't have time to hit him today..."
Looking at Saitama with an innocent face, and at the serious little Annie, Qiuqiu still doesn't understand what these people mean.
"..."
ε=(??ο`*)))
"Jenos, you should have video and photo functions, right? Then please!"
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Annie didn't intend to explain so much, so she first looked at Genos, and after getting a nod of approval from the other party, she then...
"Ada!!"
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Taking advantage of the ball not paying attention, Annie kicked it suddenly, and kicked it on Uncle Saitama's bald head!
"ah!!"
This is the exclamation of Qiuqiu, because it was kicked by a bad little girl out of nowhere. Although it didn't hurt or itch, it was still slightly taken aback.
"Ahhhhhh!!!"
This is the miserable cry of the bald-headed Saitama uncle.
Because, Qiuqiu threw himself into his arms, while those thorns on the opponent's body that were deadly but had ten times the painful toxin pierced him all over his chest and face.
Click!
The scene of this moment was accurately calculated and captured by the robot Genos at the side, and it was frozen into a picture of Little Annie kicking and beating the little green monster, while the bald-headed teacher Saitama was supporting him.
Then, the thoughtful Genos also attached a line of text to the photo:
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XX, XX, XX, 11:57:34...
The new C-level hero Saitama and the new C-level hero Annie Hasta teamed up to defeat the green spiked monster in the no-man's land of Z City.
The little green monster is covered with terrifying spikes, it moves very nimbly, it attacks very fiercely, it is extremely powerful, and it is very cunning. It should be grade C or higher by visual inspection, but the specific grade is unknown...
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"alright."
"Teacher, and Lady Anne!"
"The photos have been uploaded to the website of the Association of Heroes. If there are no accidents, you should definitely be able to pass this week's active missions."
After uploading photos to Anne and Saitama's personal information pages with their own authority through the Internet, the super-efficient robot Genos said so.
He has compared the activity records of other C-level heroes, and none of them can compare to his teacher and Master Anne, so it must be no problem to pass this week's assessment.
"Great, let's call it a day!"
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Seeing that she had easily completed the weekly active tasks, Anne cheered unapologetically.
"..."
"..."
However, little Annie was happy, but Qiuqiu, who was kicked by her for no reason, and bald Saitama, who was stabbed all over for no reason, were not happy at all.
"snort!"
"You freaks..."
After looking at a certain sad little girl, and then at a certain serious robot, the somewhat inexplicable Qiuqiu still didn't say anything in the end, but ran back to its balcony viciously, and put its two hands back together. The feet were buried in the soil of the flowerpot, and the photosynthesis it liked continued.
"Annie..."
"I always feel that it's not good for us to do this..."
"Even if the task is completed this week, what about next week?"
"You can't play basketball every week, can you?"
"In that case, if there are too many times, it will definitely arouse suspicion!"
Saitama thought of the daily life of eating, sleeping, and playing ball every day...
Although he has no objection to playing ball, but every time he is injured when playing ball, he is always bad. For example, this time, God knows how many terrible spikes stuck on his body!
"Um….."
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"That's right, then next time, let's replace it with the little bear who came to beat others together!"
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"Let's play the Cubs once a week, play the ball for two weeks, switch one week, and play the two alternately. What do you think of this suggestion?"
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(!!)
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(Tibbers was startled, and then, taking a breath, the tower felt: For the sake of its own life, it must investigate the address of the Heroes Association headquarters as soon as possible, and then look at the opportunity, take advantage of its home That bad little master didn't pay attention, and went directly to burn it and razed it to the ground, so that the association and the hero's weekly active missions completely disappeared?)
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