Chapter 1475 (?????) The Big Bald Head in One Punch Man (2)
In this way, Annie and the bald-headed monster Qiyu became acquainted, so she proposed after the other side defeated the boring 'Namek' monster: Let's go have a delicious meal together.
The bald Saitama, who had no resistance to food and gourmet food, readily agreed, expressing that he could accept the little girl's warm invitation.
Then, the two came to the city next door that was not invaded by monsters, and found a restaurant with seaside characteristics. Afterwards, the two weird foodies ate a lot under the frequent watchful eyes of the proprietress. stand up.
"Nah!"
chew!
"Baldhead, I want to know why your head is so bright? Do you shave your hair every day?"
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When both of them were almost full, Anne was finally free and asked.
Actually, she wanted to ask a long time ago, but she was busy eating just now, and the other party was too, so she didn't waste time on such trivial questions that didn't matter to her.
"I……"
Putting down the chopsticks in his hand, the bald Saitama, who was full after eating and drinking but still expressionless, lowered his head slightly, and began to recount while recalling:
"I wasn't like this before..."
That's right, he really wasn't like this before...
When he was a student, he was actually a handsome guy with thick two-part black hair, but because he was too weak to be a woman, he never got a girlfriend, and because of this, he had doubts about his future.
Later, after entering society, his doubts were fulfilled...
He once fell into a decadent state of unemployment because of his personality problem. Until that time, after the battle with the crabman, he regained the lofty ideal of wanting to be a hero when he was a child, and began to work hard and exercise his body.
Anyway, it’s about 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, 10-kilometer long-distance running every day, and the air conditioner can’t be turned on no matter how hot it is.
In the next three years, while exercising, he also defeated all kinds of vaccine freaks, and today, three years later, he has an absolutely powerful body that can kill and knock down with one punch. Any enemy's terrifying power, but, as a price, he also lost many, many things, such as his originally lush hair?
"It turned out to be like this..."
She nodded, but Annie didn't take into account the trivial things the other party just said at all, and just responded casually.
Anyway, she doesn't believe that the truth is just like what the other party said, that a little physical exercise can make your head bald or something, that must be an excuse.
"Auntie, pay the bill!"
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Now Annie is full, and the other party seems to be full, so she patted the table as a matter of course, signaling the proprietress to come over and collect the money.
"OK!"
"Two guests, Cheng Hui, your total consumption is 50,000 yen!"
"Is it by card or cash?"
The proprietress Obasan came to the counter, smiling, and kept nodding and bowing to the two very tasty guests.
Originally, the two spent a total of more than 50,000 yen, but she wiped off the change, and it was considered a discount for the two of them.
"Fifty thousand yen?"
"OK!"
"Shu millet?"
As she said that, Annie immediately turned her head to look at the bald sorghum beside her, hoping that the other party would be more acquainted and pay the money quickly.
"..."
then,
Coincidentally, she found that at this moment, the bald-headed Shumao with a facial paralysis was also turning around, looking at herself without saying a word.
"What are you doing?"
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"..."
"Annie, didn't you say that you would invite me to have a big meal?"
Bald Saitama expressed helplessness and a little flustered.
Because he didn't bring any money with him, and the 50,000 yen was indeed a big expense for him.
If he had known that he was paying for it, he would definitely not have brought the other party here. Instead, he would have chosen to take the other party to a ramen restaurant, eating the cheapest 600 yen with two bowls of vegetarian noodle soup.
"Huh?"
!? ?
"He's just talking, and he's a kid, where can he have the money to pay you?!"
Annie answered with a straight and strong voice, because she really didn't have that kind of banknote called '円' on her body. There was a little bit of another green banknote, but it was not from this world. As for whether the other party would accept it or admit it She doesn't know.
"But……"
"I don't seem to have either..."
Saitama really wanted to say: If he had money, he wouldn't have to live in the no-man's land of City Z, where he would encounter ghost-level monsters when he went out!
And he lives there, isn't it because the rent there is extremely low?
It was an unclaimed land. Although the indoor water, electricity and gas appliances were complete, no one dared to go there to collect rent or related expenses. Therefore, there was no so-called rent payment, which saved him a lot of money on weekdays. money.
"Then what to do?"
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"Shu Shu, you have to pay for food, we can't spit it out and return it to that aunt."
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Seeing that the smile at the counter was gradually froze, and in order not to make the atmosphere too embarrassing, she was going back to work on an excuse to give up space and time for the two of them to discuss. After a glance at Obasan, Annie looked at a bald man complained loudly.
"how could I know?"
"And keep your voice down, let's think of a way."
Touching the empty pockets on his body, he didn't remember to bring his wallet at all when he went out, and even if he remembered to bring his wallet, he couldn't have so much money to carry. What good way can Saitama, who is bareheaded, have at this time?
"or……"
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"Bald-headed Shumao, go and beat that Obasan to death with one punch, since she doesn't know her well anyway, so just pretend she didn't see her?"
Annie pretended to be evil on purpose, and leaned close to the other party's ear, whispering suggestions and encouragement.
"!!"
"No! No! He's not a vaccine monster, I can't do that!"
Qiyu stood up straight away, although his face was still expressionless, but his hands were flustered.
"Then let's take the opportunity to escape?"
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"Escape, escape?"
"No! It's not okay, evading orders or something, that's too embarrassing..."
Sitting back again, Saitama shook his head slowly, and did not accept the obviously inappropriate suggestion from a certain bad-hearted little girl.
"Then do you have any friends? Make a phone call and ask someone else to pay for it?"
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"..."
Qiyu suddenly stopped talking and just lowered his head.
"!!"
!
"You... you don't even have a friend, do you?"
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"hateful!"
"Little guy, what's so great about having friends?!"
"I don't need friends at all!"
Turning his head away, Saitama only gave Annie a shiny back of the head, so that Annie could no longer easily see his expression.
"Oh~!"
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"Then there is no other way, uncle bald, why don't you be a hostage here, and they will go back and get money to redeem you?"
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After thinking about it, and then looking at the aunt at the counter, Annie's big blue eyes rolled around, and soon, she thought of a brilliant idea.
"you……"
"You don't want to take the opportunity to sneak away, do you?"
After staring at little Annie for a while with a paralyzed face and emotionless eyes, Qiyu seemed to see a little bit of Annie's thoughts.
"Alas!"
!!!∑ノ
"So you guessed it?!"
"..."
"Forget it, you're still a hostage here, I'll go find money..."
Said, Saitama sighed and stood up.
He remembered that a bank was blown up in that destroyed city just now, there should be a lot of 'unowned' coins under the ruins, anyway, they are about to be burned, as long as he moves quickly, he can take them If you run, no one will notice?
"You don't want to take the opportunity to run away, do you?"
"How can it be?"
"I look, is it that bad?!"
Touching his own face, Saitama expressed some dissatisfaction with the fact that the little girl in front of him dared not believe his own affairs.
"there is!"
"Those idiots called readers have already known that bald people are bad guys, and you are so bald that you don't even have a hair, maybe you are the hottest most most most most most most most BEST BEST BEST BAD BAD BAD!!”
Annie said firmly.
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"I……"
"I'm not what you say!"
"I'm bald because I've become stronger, you won't understand."
Said leisurely, and subconsciously looked at his hands with red gloves, Qiyu seemed to think of something, and then his expression became a little more dull.
"??"
くゝ
"In short!"
"That's what I meant just now. The reason why I became bald is because I became stronger, not the kind you said!"
"I'm not a bad guy..."
He is a hero, there is no doubt about it!
but……
I don't know why, Qiyu felt that since he gradually realized his childhood dream and became a truly powerful hero, life seemed to have become more boring?
That is to say, he met this weird little girl named 'Annie' in front of him today. In the past, how could his mood swings be as big as today?
"All right!"
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"If you say no, then it's not. Let's talk about paying the bill now, or I..."
"Hey! What are you doing?"
∑? !
Before Annie could finish speaking, before the two of them finished discussing, the bald-headed Saitama turned around directly, as if he had made a certain decision in his heart.
"..."
"Stop talking, I'll go home to get the money, and you're being held hostage here, please rest assured, I'll definitely take the money back to redeem you!"
"I promise!"
After finishing speaking, while the proprietress was not paying attention, a certain bald head let go of his feet and ran out without a trace, and he didn't know where he went.
"Two guests..."
"ah!"
"Little, little friend, where is your adult sitting next to you just now?"
I was busy for a while, but when I looked up, I found that one of the two guests who were about to pay the bill was suddenly missing, which made the proprietress feel a little strange.
"Auntie, that bald sorghum is not a family member!"
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"I don't know him at all!"
Annie was telling the truth.
It was really the first time she met a hot bald man named Saitama, and she thought that he was a bit weird and interesting, so she invited him to come here to eat and chat, but who would have thought that the other party was actually a pauper?
"!!"
"Then he..."
The proprietress nodded, and subconsciously looked in the direction of the bathroom, but the door there was open, and it didn't look like there was anyone inside.
"Auntie, he just escaped the order while you were not paying attention!"
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"He seems like a bad guy!"
Annie was not polite, and directly exposed some of the shameful behaviors of the bald sorceress just now with righteous indignation.
"ah!"
"this……"
"How can it be like this?"
Hearing Annie's words, she glanced outside the store again. The proprietress was a little at a loss, but kept wiping her wet hands on her apron, not knowing what to do for a while.
"I'm full too, goodbye, aunt~!"
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Patting her stomach, Annie felt that she was quite satisfied with what she had eaten today, so she was going to leave now, and planned to find a place where she could live temporarily.
"But, but..."
"Guests, you...you haven't paid me yet..."
Lying on the counter, the lady proprietress of the restaurant looked tangled, and seemed to be in a bit of a dilemma.
Annie in front of her is just a little girl, she doesn't seem to be able to stop her, let alone if she doesn't stop, after all, that 50,000 yen is a very large turnover, if she gives up, today will be a day of work for nothing.
"oh!"
Σ︴
"I almost forgot, here! Auntie, when they give you money, the bald man also helps to pay, so you don't need to give change!"
????~o???
"Goodbye~!"
ヾ See You?
Saying that, after throwing the two golden coins directly onto the other side's wooden counter and making two crisp noises, Little Annie turned her head and left with her little bear in her hand, and quickly disappeared into the kitchen. outside the store door.
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"this……"
"Guest? Guest?!"
"kid……"
The proprietress hurriedly went around the counter and chased to the door, but, among the passing crowd outside, is there still the little girl?
Of course, she also didn't see the bald man who escaped from the order while she was not paying attention.
"real or fake?"
"It's not a toy, is it?"
There was no other way, and the proprietress who could only walk back resentfully looked at the two gold coins on the counter that were spinning and stopped slowly, then hesitated for a moment, and then stretched out her hand to pinch one of them suspiciously.
"!!"
"Good, so heavy!"
"Could it be real gold coins..."
…
half an hour later...
A certain bald man returned to the shop with a stack of crumpled banknotes.
"Guest, the little girl has already paid your bill. Next time, please don't skip the bill, otherwise, we will call the police!"
"Really..."
"How can you let a little girl pay your bills, it's too bad!!"
"let me tell you….."
Although getting two gold coins is enough to offset the consumption of the two of them, and even made a lot of money, but that does not prevent the shopkeeper from scolding a certain bald man who came back with the money, so that he can only Holding that stack of crumpled small bills in a mess in the wind outside the restaurant...
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