Chapter 1478 (?????) The Big Bald Head in 1 Punch Superman (5)

after a few hours...

Having a leisurely dinner in her yard and the exquisite open-air candlelight dinner prepared by her little white robot, Little Annie looked up and saw two familiar people coming back from the aisle on the second floor of the apartment building next door. figure.

There is no doubt that it must be a certain bald Uncle Saitama and his disciple Genos.

At this time, he was carrying a large bulging shopping bag from a certain supermarket that he didn't know what was in it, and behind him was a robot who seemed to be in a bad state.

"..."

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"Hahaha!"

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"Bald-headed Shushu, why did your disciple's hair turn into such a strange look? Besides, it looks miserable, have you been defeated by the enemy?"

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Anne could see it clearly. At this moment, the robot named Genos looked in a mess.

Not only did the opponent's hair turn into an explosive head, but even the joints, shoulders, and half of the face's skin were blown away, directly exposing the mechanical gear structure inside, and some electric sparks flashed from time to time as he walked, that kind of As far as the situation is concerned, she can guess with her ass what exactly the two of them have gone through.

"No."

"Jenos just played with fire and burned himself. That Asura Unicorn is really powerful, but he was still punched to death by me."

"In the end we won."

According to the confession of the surrendered robot gorilla, Bald Saitama and his disciple Genos soon learned that the mosquitoes, lions, praying mantises, frogs, slugs, groundhogs and gorillas were all from A research institute called 'House of Evolution'?

It is said that the other party specializes in the study of those strange and dangerous creatures, and has already caused heavy damage to this country. Tens of thousands of people have died under their hands. Therefore, after a brief discussion, I feel that I cannot The two who let it go decided to destroy that house of evolution and defeat that evil doctor!

Then……

About nine hours later, Saitama and his disciple Genos returned home.

It took the two of them four hours to find the house of evolution,

It took ten seconds to raze that institution to the ground, and it took about five minutes to find and defeat the most powerful No. In an hour, it took fifty minutes to visit the supermarket and select products, and it took ten minutes to come back.

So, after a total of nine hours, five minutes and ten seconds, they successfully resolved the monster crisis in the House of Evolution and returned to this apartment building in the uninhabited area of ​​City Z.

"When we came back, we stopped by to buy something, and it was delayed for some time."

If you talk about that kind of thing in detail, you may not be able to finish it for several days, but Saitama still tries to explain it clearly in a few dozen words and two sentences.

"ah!"

"Have you already started eating dinner?"

At this time, Saitama finally noticed:

The little girl next door to his house seems to be having a big feast in her garden, in that beautiful garden dotted with flowers, green grass, big trees and candlelight, on this summer night, with the sky full of new morning With the dots of fireflies, it looks so romantic and comfortable.

"That's right!"

(?????? ????)hey-hey!

"But people have finished eating now, and they haven't prepared your portion!!"

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After stuffing the last pumpkin pancake into her mouth and chewing and eating it, Annie said this, completely cutting off the idea that a certain bald man seemed to want to come and eat.

"That's it..."

"Then next time."

Seeing that the plates containing the big meals in front of Annie's table were indeed emptied, and now that there were really only a few leftovers left, Saitama felt that there was really no need to think more about it, so he had no choice but to say sorry. Nodding, he walked directly to the single apartment with his bag and his disciples.

...

An hour later, the bald Saitama, who cooked himself a meal of miso noodles and drank a full soup, took his cute little green elephant shower water bottle, filled it with tap water, and found the back of his apartment. The plate of prickly pears on the balcony.

It's a pity that the bald-headed Qiyu soon discovered that the growth of his prickly pear was not very good, or even worse. A few days ago, it was still green and shiny, but now it turned into a withered yellow look. ?

"ah!"

"How could this be? I already remember to water it very hard."

Hesitating, he first poured all the water in the little green elephant shower pot on the prickly pear, and found that the prickly pear was still withered and wilted, and it seemed impossible to save it. After swiping, I was shocked to find that it had rotted from the root, and it had rotted all the way to the center of the cactus, emitting a foul smell?

"It turned out to be rotten..."

Withdrawing his fingers, he looked at the prickly prickly pear in the flower pot, and now, Bald Saitama himself was a little out of sorts.

"Hey! Look?"

ヾ(^▽^*)))

"Is that right? You just watered too much, otherwise it wouldn't rot."

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After eating enough and having nothing to do, I don’t know when I ran to this apartment building. At this time, little Annie, who was lying on the balcony guardrail of Saitama’s house dangling her feet, just held her chin and smiled gloatingly. As he spoke, he began to reprimand the other party for his wrong way of growing flowers.

"You're not right."

"There must be some other reason, it can't be because of the watering problem."

However, the bald Qiyu didn't think it was his own fault, because he only poured a pot of water every day, and it was impossible to drown the prickly pear.

"ah!"

"Look, there are bugs in there, it must be because of bugs."

At this time, even with a pair of dull eyes, the bald Qiyu could clearly see that there seemed to be many small bugs growing in the rotten cactus?

So, as a matter of course, he blamed the worms for the reason why it was yellow and wilting and rotted from the root to the center of the ball, and firmly believed that the rot must be caused by the worms first, not the root rot Only then did the worms grow.

"..."

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"snort!"

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"Since you don't believe it, let them tell you by themselves!"

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Annie was annoyed, and felt that it didn't make any sense with this bald man who admitted to death. So, after thinking about it, she simply jumped from the guardrail into the balcony, and as soon as she stretched out her hand, a green druid's natural spell directly hit her. To the pot of rotting prickly pears.

"this!!"

Then, the bald Saitama beside him naturally exclaimed.

Because he was surprised to find that the pot of cactus that should have been rotten turned green again at a speed visible to the naked eye, and then grew bigger and bigger, reaching the height of half a person. The lush look of the little sphere?

"ah!"

"My prickly pear, it has come back to life and grown up..."

Looking at the huge prickly pear, and then looking at the dozen or so large and small prickly pears on the opponent's body, Qiyu felt that he should cut off those small prickly pears and cultivate them separately, so that he could water several more prickly pears every day. It's time for water.

"!!"

However, what happened next made Saitama instantly dispel the thought he had just had.

At this time, the grown cactus suddenly trembled, and then began to deform, and then those small balls took the big ball as the body, and combined into a body with hands, feet, a head, and even a mouth, eyes and A humanoid prickly pear creature with a nose?

"this……"

"this is……"

Qiyu was stunned, and those fish eyes widened a little bit, and at the same time, there were more colors in them.

The pot of cactus in his house that had been rotten due to moths turned into a small cactus vegetative, no more than half a meter tall?

"It's a pea...ah, no! Its name is actually the prickly pear shooter!"

(⌒▽⌒)

"How is it, is it powerful?"

(*^▽^*)

That was Annie's inspiration based on a little game she played 'Plants vs. Zombies', so she directly used druid spells to revive and give birth to this unlucky cactus, and then activated it Come here, let it become a real vegetable.

Because only in that way, the other party can speak, can prove the point she just argued to a bad guy with a bald head, and can prove that Queen Anne is always right!

"so amazing……"

"But why does it have such a strange name as Cactus Shooter?"

"Isn't it good to call it a ball?"

With rounded eyes, he squatted down in a very unprofessional manner, staring at the cactus shooter who was moving his hands and feet, and looking at the cute and feminine face of the other party, the more he looked at it, the more he liked Saitama Then he turned his head and asked a certain little girl with a smug expression.

"Ball?"

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"Oh! It's up to you, uncle, you can call him Qiuqiu if you like. Anyway, the name is not important, the important thing is..."

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The important thing was that Annie didn't say anything, but instead, that strange, cute and thief expression began to appear on her face, as if she was about to succeed in a prank.

(Stupid earthlings...)

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(Seeing the expression of his little master, Tibbers knew that someone was going to be in bad luck. If it was him, Uncle Xiong, he would definitely run as far as he could, and he would never be here for a moment Stay longer.)

"that……"

"Hi Qiuqiu, I'm Saitama, and I'm your master."

Nodding his head, since the little girl agreed with the name, Saitama turned around and looked at the cactus vegetative who was also staring at him.

There is no doubt that the pot of prickly pear was originally Saitama's own private property, and even if it rotted and died, it was still his. Therefore, according to the law, before he abandoned it and threw it into the trash can, anyone You can't take it as your own!

So, even if it is revived now, even if it is turned into a cute vegetative person and a cactus shooter 'Qiuqiu', it is still his Saitama's property!

And now that he claims to be its owner, there will be no legal problems at all.

"..."

The cactus shooter Qiuqiu still didn't speak, but shook his head, let a flower grow on his 'head', making it more feminine and cute, and then gradually raised his little green hair Brows, at the same time, the slightly doubtful eyes that were originally looking at Saitama gradually became sharper.

"that……"

"Would you like some water?"

"I can go get you another jug."

Qiyu, who didn't know what to say, picked up his green pictographic shower water bottle without opening any pot at this time, and then tried his best to put on an ugly dull smile.

"..."

"Drink, drink water?!"

The cactus shooter Qiuqiu was stunned, and then subconsciously looked at the green elephant-shaped kettle with her same pair of green eyes.

"!!"

"Hey! Bald donkey, I asked you to water me randomly! I asked you to drink water!"

"go to hell!!!!"

Soon, thinking of his previous experience, and being reminded of some memories by that scary green kettle, the cactus shooter 'Qiaoqiu' finally broke out.

It jumped up and twirled crazily, and then countless fairy thorns pierced Saitama's bald head and scalp quickly and precisely, and nailed it there, as if he had grown out of his skin in an instant. Same hair?

That's right!

At this moment, the bald Saitama seemed to have returned to three years ago, and his other hair that had gone away came back.

then...

"Ahhhhh!!!"

"It hurts!"

It is obviously uncomfortable to be nailed with prickly prickly thorns all at once.

The severe pain made Saitama jump up, and danced with his hands and feet, he didn't touch it, he didn't touch it, he grinned and howled miserably when he touched it, so that he could only scream miserably and kept hysterical on the balcony of his own house Just wailing and shouting.

"you……"

"you……"

After a long time, Qiyu, who had a ferocious face and was still snot and crying, turned his head and looked at a terrible vegetative person who was standing on the balcony of his house with his waist down.

"What are you looking at!"

"Baldy, do you still dare to water indiscriminately in the future?"

Seeing Saitama's appearance, the cactus shooter Qiuqiu who had been killed by the opponent once nodded in satisfaction.

Now, it finally taught a certain unscrupulous master a profound lesson.

"..."

However, Saitama didn't speak, just punched the cactus ball suddenly and abruptly.

"!!"

Seeing this, Qiuqiu was of course not to be outdone, and directly responded with a small fist full of spikes, causing two fists, one big and one small, one white and one green, to collide directly.

Boom! !

"it……"

"It's all right?"

The two sides retreated at the touch of a finger.

Then, looking at the spikes on his fists, and the fluid from his eyes and nose dripping a little more, Saitama asked tremblingly.

The severe pain on the back of his hand and head was fine, but this was the first time Qiyu saw something that survived being punched by him, which inevitably made him feel a little unbelievable, thinking that I was dreaming again like last time.

"Haha! Bald sorghum, it was set to be as strong as you!"

ヽ(^0^)??

Yes, Annie's setting for the cactus shooter ball is: as strong as the bald-headed Saitama uncle, it is as strong as it is!

What's more, her spikes can break through his skin, and can also cause him ten times more pain than ordinary people can feel, so it's a punishment for him daring to question her Lady Queen Anne just now?

"ah……"

"Is it as strong as me?"

"I do not believe……"

Qi Yu obviously didn't believe it, because ever since he became bald and strong, no one could withstand his serious punch, no one!

And just now, he didn't take it seriously at all, nor did he think about smashing such a cute baby cactus, even if it pierced his head full of thorns.

"You'll soon believe it!"

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"Look at the move! Flying stab attack!"

At this time, the cactus shooter Qiuqiu seemed still not relieved, and jumped up again, and spun wildly, and then countless flying spines pierced towards Saitama's head again.

"!!"

"Consecutive ordinary punches!"

"!?"

"Spiky Kick!!"

Soon, the two sides fought directly from the balcony to the street below, fighting back and forth in the dark night, and finally attracted the attention of a certain robot disciple Genos who was repairing himself.

"Look at the fist!"

"Flying stab!!!"

"Drink~!"

"Ada!!!"

"Ugh..."

"..."

Boom!

Boom! !

boom! ! !

bang dang...

puff! puff! puff!

All kinds of fierce fighting sounds came from the darkness, and from the collapse of a five-person building in the distance, we can know how fierce the one-person-one-ball fight was.

A few minutes later, Saitama decisively slipped away!

Because, at this time, his whole body was covered with fairy thorns, which made it extremely painful for him to walk.

Moreover, he also discovered that the other party seemed to be as strong as him, so he couldn't be killed, and he couldn't be injured? Of course, the most important thing is that the opponent is covered with spikes all over his body, so that every time he punches the opponent, it becomes a pain in his heart, so he is really a little scared.

"Hahaha……"

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"Now you know it's your fault, don't you?"

(灬??ω???)??

"Remember to take good care of it in the future!"

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Looking at Saitama, who was running away with his head in his arms, and then at the cute cactus shooter who was still chasing behind him, Annie felt that she seemed to have accidentally done another good thing tonight, so she patted her butt contentedly, and picked up Seeing his own little bear, he jumped into the yard of his neighbor next door.

It's very late now, and she's going back to take a shower and go to bed, and it's definitely not easy for her, an outsider, to intervene in the matter of Uncle Saitama and his prickly pear.

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