The First Thousand and Fifty-Eight Chapters ? (? ?° ? つ ??°)? Keqing Kung Fu Master Anne Hasta of the Emerald Palace!
No one knows, that night under the peach tree, the turtle master said something to the panda man Po and some mysterious kung fu master who claimed to be a human animal and named Annie, Anyway, when the next morning, when the first ray of dawn from the horizon shone on the martial arts field at the main entrance of the Jade Palace, Master Wugui abruptly called all the people in the Jade Palace, and in front of them In front of everyone, planning to announce a very important decision?
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"Ahh..."
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At this time, the stranger in the crowd, the little girl who is said to be a human animal, raised her head and yawned heavily, regardless of her image?
Everyone could see that she, who was sleepy, obviously didn't get enough sleep now.
She is currently wearing the red and gold-edged festive Song clothing that Aunt Xu Jiaorong specially handmade for her back then, and she is planning to keep it for the New Year. She is also decorated with a playful bear pattern on her head, and her blond hair is also covered She turned black with magic and tied it up casually, and combed her hair into two little servant girls with golden ribbons. In her hand, she carried the little bear Tiber, who was also transformed into a panda-style skin by her magic. s.
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(Tibbers said that it is a mighty and domineering shadow bear, and it is not the kind of stupid panda that can only take black and white photos forever! Of course, although it has protested to its bad little master, but , it has always had no bear power, and that kind of powerless protest was directly rejected face to face.)
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'who is she? '
'have no idea……'
'Never seen...'
'Hello! Monkey, look, is she your distant relative? You see, her eyes, nose and ears are similar to yours, but she doesn't have so much hair? '
'Maybe, didn't they say it? Maybe it's a monkey race called 'Human'? '
'Hush! '
'You all keep your voices down,
Master Turtle is about to start announcing that important decision! '
'What decision? '
That kind of animal named human, that weird face and dress, and the sleepy expression on his face, in front of this large group of energetic pig servants, goose guards, raccoon masters and Furious Five in the Emerald Palace. Under the gaze, it always looks a little out of place?
So, the Furious Five, the tiger girl, the little snake, the praying mantis, the old crane, and the monkey king began to communicate in low voices, and pointed at a little guy standing next to Master Turtle.
'! ! '
'Shut up all five of you! ! '
'...'
'...'
When the Furious Five were about to continue to comment or speculate, Master Raccoon turned his head abruptly, blew his beard and glared at them, and the Five Heroes immediately raised their heads and stood up again. Stand upright.
It is obviously meaningless for them to speculate now, because ah, the tortoise master has already started to sway forward, and is about to announce a certain decision of his.
"Everyone..."
"For some reason, I already know about your misunderstanding and dissatisfaction with Panda Po..."
Originally, Master Wugui thought that his selection of Panda Abao as Dragon Warrior was God's arrangement, and it was also a reasonable choice he made based on his own adventure back then. Po itself caused so much trouble?
"Well……"
"So, I have decided that from today onwards, our Guest Secretary of the Emerald Palace...this human...Master Annie will be responsible for teaching Ah Bao's martial arts, the way of a monk?"
"Then……"
"As for the 'Dragon Warrior' matter..."
"Well, one month later, we might as well hold an internal martial arts competition here in the Emerald Palace. At that time, the five masters and Ah Bao will compete together... At that time, the person who wins in the end will regain the ' The title of "Dragon Warrior" and the right to read the volume of the Divine Dragon Book..."
"This is my final decision..."
"Things, that's how it is..."
After speaking, announcing his final decision and introducing Master Annie, the human guest, to everyone, the aged Turtle nodded to a little girl whose eyes seemed to be still bewildered, and then turned around slowly, shaking her head. Staggering down the steps to go back to his retreat.
He is already very old, and he might die with a single kick one day, so if he still has time, he is still willing to think about himself and do the things he has not finished, and arrange everything properly , so as not to leave some regrets at that time?
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Everyone present listened to the decision announced by the tortoise master, then looked at the weird little girl named human, and finally looked at a fat panda who looked very energetic, the raccoon master and his five apprentices For a moment, they didn't know what to say, and they couldn't help feeling mixed feelings in their hearts.
Obviously, their performance and attitude yesterday had been noticed by Master Turtle, and they disappointed Master Turtle. Therefore, there was this mediation meeting this morning?
However, they also know that it is useless to think too much now!
Because, starting today, the human Master Annie will officially enter the Jade Palace as a human guest official and Kung Fu master, and will serve as the monk training master of the pandaren Po, and will be responsible for teaching the temporary 'dragon' who can keep it for a month. Samurai 'Po monk way? That matter is already a certainty! And what they can do now, perhaps, is to accept the identities of those two people, and after a month, fight for the last time, right?
This is obviously Master Oog's compromise with their resistance, although now that I think about it, I really feel that it is a bit impolite, and it has somewhat failed Master Turtle's expectations... But, they only know that their goal has been achieved!
A certain clumsy and obese panda will definitely hand over the things that do not belong to the other party and the heavy responsibility today, one month later, and let more capable people take over.
Anyway, no one would believe that a certain panda could learn that weird 'monk' kung fu and defeat any of the Furious Five in just one month! Therefore, regarding Master Turtle's decision, none of the entire Emerald Palace, including Master Raccoon and the Furious Five, felt bad or wanted to oppose it. They were even secretly delighted?
‘She is also a kung fu master? '
'Master Turtle said it must be, but I really can't see how much strength her little arms and legs can have...'
'That's it, the Furious Five are definitely going to take back the title of Dragon Warrior, I said it should be like that, that panda is just a dough maker, he's definitely not good! '
'That's it! '
‘But this is also good, Feibo can stay in the Emerald Palace with peace of mind in the future, and he can also learn real kung fu, which is better than rolling noodles and opening noodle restaurants! '
'What a lucky man! '
'Isn't it? '
'...'
And at this time, after the tortoise master read the decision and walked away, the pig handymen and black swan guards finally began to whisper to each other, and pointed at a little human girl and fat panda Po. Pointing and talking.
"..."
Huh~!
"alright!"
"It's no longer your business here, let's go away soon!"
After the tortoise master had read out the decision, and watched the other party walk away unsteadily and walked into the hall above the steps with a bit of guilt, the raccoon master finally breathed out, and then took a step forward as if he was relieved and waved his hand , signaling those noisy pig servants and goose guards to disperse on their own, no need to gather here to discuss things that have already been decided and cannot be changed.
Then, after thinking for a while, he walked up to Master Anne, the little girl who was only a head taller than him and kept yawning. He saluted this kung fu master recognized by Master Turtle and said:
"Hello!"
"Master Annie, in the next month, I will trouble you to train Panda Po. Do you need me to take you to familiarize yourself with the environment of our Emerald Palace and the training ground for disciples?"
The matter of Dragon Warrior was over, so Master Raccoon, who was completely relaxed, became a little more friendly.
Although things were a little turbulent, he believed that after a month, Huniu would definitely regain the important title of Dragon Warrior from that unknown panda. Of course, if that panda can defeat Huniu, he will never have any resistance, and will definitely hand over the scroll of Shenlong Tianshu that contains infinite power to the other party!
Because, he didn't oppose for the sake of opposition, nor was it because of jealousy or other reasons. He just thought that the panda was too bad, and that Master Turtle's decision was too hasty. Is it just a joke about the safety of the people and the world and the resulting dissatisfaction?
But it's all right now, Master Turtle has made compromises and changes to that wrong choice, and now he has absolutely no reason to hate or scold that innocent panda anymore.
"Visiting the Emerald Palace?"
Σ(⊙ω⊙`)?
"Ha! No need, because I have already visited this place yesterday, and I am already familiar with it! Also, there is no need to trouble so much about the training ground, I think this place is very good!"
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Annie would not tell the raccoon master who didn't know whether it was a red panda or a little raccoon in front of her: Her Lady Queen Anne sneaked around the entire Emerald Palace yesterday, and even ran to the one with twenty green dragons. In the mysterious hall of the Emerald Pillar, have you read everything in it, the boring martial arts cheats and the so-called 'Shenlong Tianshu'? So, now there is no need for the little raccoon in front of me to meddle in my own business!
"here?"
"Master Annie, are you sure that you are here to train Ah Bao, and you really don't need to go to the special practice room?!"
Looking at the spacious open-air martial arts arena in front of him, Master Raccoon couldn't help but feel a little puzzled.
Of course, he didn't doubt the identity and strength of the Master Anne in front of him. After all, the other party was invited by Master Turtle, and he couldn't see through the other party, so there must be nothing wrong with the other party, and he What is puzzled and curious is nothing more than the way the other party teaches.
"No need!"
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"People think this place is pretty good, Master Raccoon, you don't have to be polite to him!"
(??????????)Why!
Seeing the other party's sudden enthusiasm and conscientiousness, even Annie felt a little embarrassed.
You know, Annie herself never thought about teaching that clumsy, cute, chubby panda seriously, she never really thought about putting her heart into it at all! Therefore, she didn't intend to be so troublesome, and she also felt that yesterday's martial arts arena, which was used as a ring, was actually quite strong here, so she wouldn't rush to super troublesome one after another just to teach a stupid guy Let's go to the practice point!
"Well……"
"Forget it, are you going to start now?"
Master Raccoon was noncommittal. He first shook his head at the chubby panda next to him who was winking at him with great amusement, and then continued to ask the little human girl Master Annie pretending to be casual.
"Of course!"
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"The old tortoise master said it all. He only has one month. If you don't train him quickly, how will you beat your idiot apprentices then?"
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Annie expressed her thoughts without minding at all, and said directly to the other party that she seems to be very confident in training a certain fat panda and defeating the Furious Five under the other party?
"hehe!"
"Master Annie, if you can make Panda Po defeat any of my five apprentices within a month, I will be sincerely happy for him then."
Yes, Master Raccoon does not have any conflict of interest with this Master Annie or his apprentice Panda Po who is in charge of teaching. It's just wasted in the hands of stupid guys with kung fu skills and some bad consequences are caused by it.
"but……"
"If you want to teach your apprentice here, master, don't you mind if we also observe it?"
Although the other party wants to teach Panda Po on the open-air stage, Master Raccoon can watch secretly anywhere if he wants to, but that kind of behavior is always impolite, and he doesn't bother to go do that kind of thing.
As long as the other party says that he is unwilling or not, he promises not to look at him halfway, even if he passes by in the future, he will keep his eyes closed, and he will never go to do that kind of dirty trick of peeping at other people's kung fu!
"Watch?"
ヽ(゜Q.)ノ?
"Oh! You mean to watch from the sidelines, right? Of course it's possible, and I'm sure they won't mind! Also, if you want to learn, they can teach you too!"
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Anyway, teaching one is bullying, and teaching a group is bullying, she, Master Anne, will definitely not mind, as long as anyone is willing to learn, she promises to teach enough without distinction!
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"this……"
"That's unnecessary, we're just a little curious about the 'Way of the Monk', so it's fine to watch from the side, Master Anne, please?"
For some reason, Master Raccoon always felt that the other party's smile gave him the illusion of creepiness?
So, after frowning and pondering for a while, he shook his head to get out of the way and stretched out his hand to indicate to the little human girl in front of him that the kung fu master could start her teaching. He and his apprentices, the five masters, promised to watch from the sidelines That's all, I promise I won't steal my teacher or reveal it.
"!!"
"Master Master!"
"Please hurry up and teach the disciples the true kung fu of the Wind Walking Monk!!"
Finally, after the tortoise master left, the pig handyman and the goose guards got out, and the raccoon master who had disliked himself before and beat himself up hard before finished speaking and moved away, Panda Abao hurriedly dragged his dangling fat, half-kneeled in front of his master, Master Annie, and saluted respectfully.
Perhaps, this is "the mountain is heavy and the river is full of doubts, but there is no way out, and the willows are dark and the flowers are bright, and there is another village"?
Anyway, right now, this is the last chance for Panda Po to practice real kung fu after being excluded and hostile by everyone in Jade Palace.
If he doesn't want to go down the mountain in disgrace under the eyes of everyone's ridicule and ridicule, if he doesn't want to go back to the small town of Pinggu and continue to open a noodle shop with his father, if he wants to continue his martial arts dream, he must catch him. To seize the last chance in front of him, he must learn all the kung fu of the Windwalker Monk who is very powerful just by hearing the name, under the hands of Master Annie, who even Master Turtle admires!
"Teaching must be taught! But..."
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"Fei Bo, before practicing monk martial arts, I want to ask you: Do you know what is the first secret to practice and learn martial monk kung fu well?!"
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One month must be a long time for Annie herself. No matter what to learn, it would not take such a long time if it were her. However, if it is the fat panda in front of me, if it is the For this stupid guy who is taller than herself even if he kneels down, that month may not be enough, so she must 'teach students in accordance with their aptitude'!
Therefore, before officially starting to teach the other party, she must explain some things clearly, so that the other party will not be able to figure it out at that time, and then they will not be able to learn well, and then after a month, they will not be able to beat those tigers, and let her lose everything face?
"have no idea……"
Panda Po shook his head blankly.
What a joke, if he knew, how could he kneel here and let the other party teach him, wouldn't he learn it by himself? Of course, he thought so, but while shaking his head, he also pricked up his ears vigorously, ready to listen carefully to what the other party had to say next.
'...'
Master Raccoon on the side couldn't help but frowned at this moment.
Because, he felt that Master Anne was in a hurry, why did he say that kind of 'esoteric meaning' on the first day of teaching? In his opinion, that panda Po has no kung fu foundation at all, so any eager training is futile. It is better to use this month to train the opponent's basic skills and let the opponent Get a preliminary understanding of kung fu, so that you won't lose so ugly after a month?
At that time, as long as the opponent can hold on to any of the five masters for a short time, it will be a result that will surprise him enough.
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At this time, the Furious Five and the Furious Five who stood aside and dared not interrupt also looked at Master Anne one after another. They also wanted to hear what profound meaning the other party could say. Let's see them Can you get some insights after listening to it, and then improve your cultivation?
"If you don't know, just listen to me!"
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Annie put on a serious face, ready to tell the first secret of learning the Kung Fu of the Windwalking Monk!
'Um! Um! '
The pandaren Po kept nodding his head, opened his eyes wide, and pricked up his pair of plush black ears fiercely, preparing to imprison the words of Master Annie in front of him and his own master. Keep it firmly in your heart, even in your dreams you will never forget it!
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'...'
Master Raccoon, who was standing with his hands behind his back, and his disciples, the five masters, also held their breaths, ready to listen to what kind of wise words this Keqing Kungfu Master, specially invited by Master Turtle, could say.
"That is……"
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"roll!!!"
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Unexpectedly, under everyone's expectant eyes, Annie uttered a word that shocked and puzzled everyone.
"!!"
"Master, Master? You, what were you talking about just now?!"
Hearing the other party's words, the pandaren Po was so frightened that he went from a half-kneeling posture to sit down on the granite floor of the dance hall in a daze, and stood proudly in front of him with a surprised and very puzzled expression. The little girl's master.
"..."
Master Raccoon frowned even tighter. Apparently, he couldn't understand Master Anne's 'scroll' at all, and he didn't even know what the other party meant.
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At this time, the Furious Five also looked at each other with puzzled and astonished eyes.
However, even if they are relatively calm, it may be because of long-term practice of kung fu that they are more resilient? Therefore, after the initial shock, they quickly calmed down and continued to look at the little girl master patiently, waiting for the other party's explanation.
"That's literally what it means!"
o(??^｀)o
"????"
Panda Abao still had a dull expression on his face, he didn't understand the relationship between "rolling" and learning the kung fu of the Windwalker Monk... To be honest, he almost thought it was his new master just now , this Master Anne told himself to get out early!
"It's very simple!"
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"The first esoteric principle of cultivating a windwalking monk is indeed: 'Get lost'!!"
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"Feibo, let me tell you secretly, the martial arts of stepping on the wind is very powerful! As long as you learn it, as long as you practice the most important "rolling" well, it doesn't matter how powerful you encounter in the future Enemy, you only need to use three moves to finish him off!"
(^_??)☆
"That is: first use the move 'sweeping the legs' on the opponent, then immediately use the move 'flying dragon in the sky', and finally use the move 'rolling the ground'! Believe me, when the time comes, you only need to do that, and you will No one can beat you!"
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Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Annie vividly told the astonished pandaren Po the skills that were widely praised by the pandaren monks in Azeroth and hated by their enemies.
"!!"
"Master! Master! Are those three moves very, very, very powerful?!"
The pandaren Po was startled, and hurriedly got up from the ground again. After doing the half-kneeling and saluting movements again, he shyly continued, staring at the master in front of him with his eyes wide open and his mouth wide open. asked expectantly.
Although he still doesn't know what kind of kung fu is 'rolling the ground', he only knows that the moves of 'sweeping the legs' and 'flying dragon in the sky' must be very powerful kung fu. You will definitely study hard.
"sharp?"
∑(??△｀)? !
"No! Those three moves are actually not powerful at all!"
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Seeing that the stupid guy in front of her had really misunderstood something, little Annie laughed a little mischievously and made a face at him.
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The doubts on the faces of Master Raccoon and the Furious Five who were observing from the sidelines grew stronger. Obviously, what the little girl Master said in front of him was a bit out of line, which made them a little surprised when they heard it. It is also very difficult to understand.
However, regardless of what the other party said, they just watched from the sidelines and kept silent, lest they really disturb the other party to teach the obese panda who didn't know whether it was luck or misfortune.
"???"
"But Master, what did you just say..."
The pandaren Ah Bao couldn’t understand it very much, because the other party clearly said just now that no matter how powerful the enemy is, as long as he uses those three moves, no one can defeat him, but why did he change his mind and say those three moves now? Not great?
"Because..."
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"As long as you use those three moves, you can run so fast that no one can catch up with you, unless he can fly, or... he is also a windwalker monk?!"
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To be honest, if the stupid, cute and honest panda man in front of him is not fat enough, and must be round enough when he rolls up, he will be replaced by a thin guy, such as the little panda, mantis and that A bird, even if they want to learn, she may not be willing to teach them!
Because, whether it is the Windwalker Monk or the other two sects of Jiuxian Monk and Mistweaver Monk, if they can't roll, can't roll, or can't roll well, that kind of monk has no soul and is destined to be given by history. Eliminated!
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(Tibbers doesn't want to comment on the bad taste of the bad little master in his family who bullies other bears in the name of teaching kung fu...)
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At this time, the little brow of the raccoon master with his hands behind his back frowned even tighter.
Because, he has never seen that kung fu master teach his apprentices how to escape first, without teaching anything.
"ah?"
"Run fast?!"
Abao is a little sluggish...
Because he learned Kung Fu to become a hero, and then he went to fight for righteousness, to eradicate the weak and support the strong, oh no! It's about weeding out the strong and helping the weak... In short, he doesn't want to practice Kung Fu to run faster. On this point, he must find an opportunity to make it clear to Master Annie in front of him!
"alright!"
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"You just need to memorize the monk's first mystery all the time! Now, I will teach you the first thing that all pandaren should learn before practicing the 'Way of the monk', and It is still necessary to learn the most important move of Xuejing!"
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The other party doesn't know anything yet, and is still a kung fu novice, so Annie is not in a hurry to let the other party understand the too profound meaning she just said, and plans to take it slowly, and on this first day During the time, teach the opponent the first move skill.
Although there is only one month and thirty days, as long as she is a little more serious, as long as a certain panda is not too stupid, she should be able to teach a lot, right? Anyway, those Tiger Praying Mantises still have a superficial understanding of Qi, and she believed that the fat guy she taught would always have a chance.
"!!"
"The most important move? What is that? Is it 'Flying Dragon in the Sky'?"
Po has only heard four of the moves and kung fu of pandaren monks, namely last night's "splitting muscles and bones", today's "sweeping legs", "flying dragon in the sky" and "rolling over the ground" '?
And if you want him to choose from these four moves, there is no doubt that he will give priority to choosing the 'Flying Dragon in the Sky'! Because that move sounds the most powerful and domineering! Presumably, that move must be the most powerful?
"no!!"
(lll￢▽￢)
Think beautifully!
This stupid, cute and fat guy, didn't even understand a single bit of true qi, didn't even practice the basic skills and wanted to go straight to the sky, how could there be such a cheap thing in the world? !
"what is that?"
"Is it 'splitting muscles and bones' or 'sweeping legs'?!"
If it wasn't for the 'Flying Dragon in the Sky', then the other two sounded similar, and he had experienced the 'Divided Muscles and Fractured Bones', so he, Abao, would definitely be willing to learn it.
"..."
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"No! What I'm going to give you today is the most powerful skill that all monks must learn and master!"
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"!!"
"What is it?!"
Opening his eyes expectantly, Ah Bao went straight to the opponent.
The other party hesitated to speak like this, which made Panda Po feel very nervous, but at the same time very excited! Because, it seems that the other party really wants to teach him the powerful 'Way of the Monk', otherwise, he wouldn't have to teach the most powerful one on the first day.
"yes……"
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"'Get out'!!"
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"ah?"
'...'
'...'
Including the raccoon masters who were watching from the sidelines, none of them expected that this little girl Kung Fu master would finally return to the monk "Profound Truth" at the beginning after talking for a while?
"Listen! Its full name is 'Rolling Ground'!"
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"It's rolling, it's rolling forward for a certain distance smoothly and quickly! Feibo, people are very optimistic about you! Because you are fat, you have an advantage in rolling. As long as you practice hard, you will be able to master it quickly. ! At that time, maybe you can quickly understand the magical effect of true energy?"
(*^▽^*)??
Seeing the extremely disappointed expression on the other party's face, Little Annie unexpectedly began to explain.
Just like what she said, rolling is not as simple as the other party thinks or imagines. Rolling is not only a compulsory skill for all monks, but also the most important skill, which needs to be used at any time Powerful offensive and defensive moves!
At the same time, it is also an important means of exercising body, refining qi, and sharpening willpower!
Of course, with so many benefits, Annie will definitely not explain to them little by little. Anyway, the panda in front of her can just practice according to what she said. She promises: after a month, even if the other party No matter how stupid you are, you won't go anywhere.
"!!"
"But, master, master! How, how do you want me to practice that 'rolling and turning'?"
Although I always feel that what the other party said is a bit unreliable, but since the other party is a kung fu master and the only channel through which I can learn real kung fu, I don't want to give up easily, and I don't want to lose my qualification as a "Dragon Warrior". A Bao, who lost his qualification to become a 'Dragon Hero', still asked anxiously and hesitantly.
"It's very simple!"
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"Now you just need to 'roll'! Here! The gate is over there, you can start, roll as far as you want! Roll as fast as you want?!"
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Unceremoniously, Little Annie directly helped the other party know the direction of the gate, and signaled the other party to get out to practice now.
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'...'
Master Raccoon and his five apprentices looked at the little girl, Master Kung Fu, and the panda that they suddenly felt very pitiful for. I can't believe it, and I don't know if the words and instructions that Master Anne just said are serious?
"But……"
"Master, Master, I don't seem to know how to 'get lost', or..."
Blinking the innocent dark circles, he turned his head and looked at the wide open gate of the Emerald Palace, knowing that outside the gate was the steep mountain road of the Emerald Palace consisting of nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine stone steps. Ah Bao quickly turned his head and shook it like a rattle, indicating that he did not know how to 'roll', and he would not go to such a dangerous place outside the gate to practice 'rolling'!
Therefore, he felt that it would be better for the Master Anne in front of him to teach him other kung fu first, such as the 'Flying Dragon in the Sky' they just mentioned?
"..."
(??⊙▽⊙`)
"Trust me, Fei Bo, you'll be gone soon..."
(^_??)☆
"!!"
"No...Master, can't we practice something else first?"
I don't know why, but the pandaren Po always feels that the expression and eyes of this master in front of him, this Master Anne, suddenly become scary. If he does nothing, it is very likely that some kind of terrible thing will happen immediately. Happened to himself?
"no!"
o(｀^??)o hum!
I kindly teach the opponent monks the profound kung fu. According to them, this is a good thing that can’t be found in the world with a lantern. !
"Why, why?"
Ah Bao felt a certain aura on the opponent's body became a little more terrifying...
"Humph!"
??(ψ｀▽′)o
"Because, a monk who can't roll is not a good monk. If you can't practice rolling well, you don't want to learn other skills of monks!!"
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"this……"
"But, Master, I really don't know how to roll, why don't you demonstrate it to me first!?"
I always feel that my master is a bit like the uneasy and kind Po, finally gritted his teeth and stood up from the ground quickly. After patting the dust on his round fat buttocks, he salivated and motioned for the other party to give himself demonstrated.
If the kung fu of 'rolling the ground' seems to be as good as what the other party said just now, he promises that he will definitely learn it with his heart and work hard! !
"unnecessary!"
??(ψ｀▽′)o
"Feibo, it's easy to roll over, you don't need to demonstrate at all..."
(????ω????) Hey...
"!!"
"However, if you don't demonstrate it, how can I learn it? Master, I really don't know how to do it at all! Or, why don't you just give me the martial arts cheats of the Windwalker Monk?"
Panda Po quickly thought of this brilliant idea!
If there really is such a martial arts cheat book of "The Way of the Monk", he guarantees that his enthusiasm will be much higher! Moreover, he can also learn according to the cheats by himself, learn whichever is the most powerful, and practice whichever is handsome first, and like that kind of "rolling the ground" and the like, you can tell it is not a good move just by hearing the name, just listen to it. Can it be put at the end?
"Where are the secrets?"
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"Don't worry, Master, I will help you, and then you will be able to learn by yourself soon..."
(????ω????)
After finishing speaking, Annie, who didn't plan to waste time with this nonsense guy who was picky and picky when she had the opportunity to learn kung fu, smiled sinisterly and walked towards him step by step, intending to help him, finish today's homework early, and Learn one of the most important moves of a monk.
(…)
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(Tibbers secretly mourns for a certain panda in his heart, but it has no intention of speaking for the other.
Because, a certain bad-hearted little master of his family is really too busy recently, and once he is free, he always needs to find some entertainment or fun... If you don't want her attention to be drawn to yourself If you can't find happiness for yourself, it's best to let her consume those vigorous vitality on that unlucky panda? )
"???"
"Master, master, you, what are you going to do?"
Seeing the other party walking towards him with malicious intentions, Ah Bao felt that the other party must have no good intentions, and asked while shaking his bear paw vigorously, his calves trembling, and his teeth chattering uncontrollably.
"I don't want to do anything, I just want to teach you Kung Fu, so that you can become a 'Dragon Hero' one day earlier, and then go out to eliminate the weak, support the strong and fight for justice, isn't that what you have always dreamed of? ?”
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"Look, this is another basic move of the monk: disillusionment kick!"
o(ヽ`д′)┌┛★)`з;??
After standing still in front of the other party, Annie raised her feet abruptly, and generously showed Panda Po and Master Raccoon, their master and apprentice, the power of the Pandaren Windwalker Monk for the first time. Yes, a move that can only be used if one has comprehended true qi.
Disillusionment Kick: Vibrate the true qi in the body, and directly kick out an energy shock wave formed by pure true qi at an extremely fast speed, bombarding the target in the direction of the kick and causing huge damage!
Of course, Annie didn't want to kick the pandaren in front of her to death, she just guided him to practice 'rolling the ground'? Therefore, the shock wave of zhenqi energy was not aimed at harm, but used soft strength, and directly rushed towards the pandaren Abao who was standing on the martial arts field and wanted to say something!
Boom! !
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With a muffled sound, the true energy hit the pandaren Po's fat belly full of fat, and rolled the opponent into a somersault and flew backwards towards the gate of the Emerald Palace... …
"!!"
"Ahhhhhh..."
As the miserable exclamation sounded farther and farther away, the pandaren A Bao, who had officially started to practice the monk's profound art, flew out of the gate of the Emerald Palace, and walked directly along the stairs and along the footsteps. The mountain road consisting of nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine stone steps quickly 'rolled' down towards the town of Pinggu below.
'Ahhhhh...'
'Ahhhh...'
'Ahh...'
'...'
The miserable and desperate screams became farther and farther away, and became smaller and smaller, until Master Raccoon and the Furious Five could no longer hear them in the Martial Arts Arena.
"this!"
"An, Master Annie, this is the monk way you want to teach Po?!"
Seeing this change, Master Raccoon was completely stunned!
He almost wanted to save that stupid panda just now, but, thinking that Master Annie would not mess around with him, he held back and didn't make a move. Also, although he didn't know if what the other party said and did was serious, but the other party's kick just now seemed to be a mysterious application of some kind of magical Qi?
In short, after seeing the opponent's kick, he no longer had the slightest doubt about the animal named human being in front of him, and about the identity of this little girl as a kung fu master.
"That's right!"
o(*??︶??*)o
"Any of you want to learn? I don't mind teaching you at all!"
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Anyway, teaching one is teaching, and teaching a group is also teaching, and I just kicked it and felt very enjoyable. After the kick, Master Anne, who was still a little bit unsatisfied, said:
If the six people in front of her, or the six animals in other words, also want to learn the way of monks from her, she will definitely treat them like the panda Po just now, and promise to be impartial, Absolutely not going to be a little bit lighter?
(…)
(￢???￢.)
'! ! '
‘No, no, no, we don’t want to at all! '
'I don't want to either! '
"Forget it, Master Anne, you just need to teach Ah Bao well..."
‘You must not be polite to us? '
'Please do not! I'm a crane, I can fly, I'm sure I can't learn that tumbling move, the 'Way of the Monk' is definitely not for me! '
‘Farewell, Master Anne! '
"Master Raccoon, let's go back to practice first..."
'Goodbye! '
Seeing a certain scary little girl master looking at himself and others, and still looking eager to try, the Furious Five waved their hands and refused, and then felt that they had seen it, listened to it, and there was nothing wrong with staying any longer They started to act like birds and beasts, and they didn't dare to stay here for a while longer in the martial arts arena.
"..."
After nodding his head to signal his apprentices to go back to practice quickly, Master Raccoon once again looked in the direction of the stairs outside the mountain gate.
Relying on his sharp ears and eyesight and understanding of qi, he faintly heard the farther and farther screams still coming from the foot of the mountain. After knowing that the panda Po seemed to be fine, Master Raccoon walked towards the little girl again.
"..."
"Master Anne, is your teaching today just like this?"
I don't know why, Master Raccoon always feels that Master Anne's method of teaching Kung Fu is a bit of a joke?
Moreover, he always felt that the other party's behavior of kicking that poor panda down the mountain seemed a bit cruel and lacking in prudence? Besides, he had just thought about it, and he didn't think that the other party's behavior of asking Panda Po to roll the stairs would be of much help to his practice of Kung Fu.
"Of course it's not the only way!"
(*^▽^*)
"Oh? What else are you going to teach today?"
Although teaching apprentices to practice martial arts is a step-by-step process, if the master Anne in front of him intends to teach more, he must also want to learn more, and if he sees something mysterious, he will naturally It will also learn a little bit.
"Um……"
(=??ω｀=)
"Maybe, after he climbs up, people will kick him down again? Master Raccoon, do you want to wait here and have a look? Or, do you want to go down to play too?!"
ヾ(=??ω??=)o ??
The national treasure giant panda, Po, has already been kicked down by her, and the little panda in front of her, she also kind of wants to kick him down together... As for whether the other party is a raccoon or a little panda, that kind of thing is just a question. It doesn't matter, anyway, the two animals look alike, so there's no need for her to distinguish them too clearly.
"!!"
"Hmph! No, thank you for your kindness! I'd better keep an eye on my disciples and practice..."
The corner of his mouth twitched, his face darkened, and Master Raccoon, who didn't think that the other party could do anything like that, snorted coldly, turned his head and left.
"but……"
"Master Anne, aren't you afraid of danger if you do that?"
After hesitating for a while, Master Raccoon turned around again, because the other party casually kicked the untrained panda down the mountain, and that kind of behavior was still too hasty in his opinion. a little bit.
If you're not careful, something big might happen! !
"Do not worry!"
(??????????)Why!
"Others may be in danger, but a fat pandaren like Po is definitely not!"
(*^▽^*)??
"..."
"Forget it! Master Anne, you can decide for yourself!"
After finishing speaking, Master Raccoon, who felt that the other party should have a sense of proportion or something to rely on, stopped talking. After all, that panda Po is not his apprentice, and he doesn't need to teach him. Girl master go fuck around!
Whether the other party's cultist methods are good or bad, you will know after a month! !
"Aha?"
Σ(⊙ω⊙`)?
"Master Raccoon, don't you really want to try the benefits of 'Rolling Over'?!"
o(??????????) o
However, it was a pity that the little panda with its hands behind its back ignored Annie's "kind" invitation at all, and walked quickly to the back of the Emerald Palace alone, and disappeared after a while.
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Today, the townspeople of Pinggu Town discovered a very strange and funny thing:
Just yesterday at the selection meeting of dragon warriors, the panda Po, who jumped from a noodle shop's noodle maker to become a "Dragon Warrior", fell from the sky with flames, and the other party didn't know why he rolled down the stairs down?
Moreover, the other party rolled down so that his body was covered with bruises, but not long after running up the mountain, and for some unknown reason, he rolled down again... and repeated this, and it was only after going up and down several times that it was considered barely stop?
'...'
'...'
In such a weird situation, the pigs, gray swans, and rabbits in Peace Valley, who are timid and peace-loving people, want to know why, but since the matter involves the Emerald Palace, they have no choice but to leave their Doubts were pressed to the bottom of my heart, but I dared not ask, let alone speak.
But fortunately, after the panda dragon warrior rolled down several times, he never saw the other party repeat that dangerous and funny behavior. Otherwise, Mr. Ping, the gray swan in the noodle shop who was busy taking care of business all day, would definitely rush to the step mountain gate connecting the town to the Emerald Palace to find out what happened.
The day passes quickly...
In the evening, when the disciples of the Emerald Palace finished their day of practice and went back to rest or strolled in the mountains, in a retreat room in the main hall of the palace, Master Raccoon came here respectfully and expressed his respect to Master Turtle reported what happened today and what he saw himself.
"..."
"Master, I'm here..."
Walking to the huge futon with the painting of yin and yang fish, looking at Master Turtle sitting on the futon, meditating and closing his eyes, seeing the old face and the tortoise shell that was about to crack, Master Raccoon first gave a big gift and told After yelling, he stood silently, waiting for the other party's response.
"Well…..."
"You just came?"
After a long time, Master Turtle opened his eyes and smacked his lips, as if he just discovered the little raccoon in front of him.
"Presumably, you should have observed..."
"That Master Anne, what do you think of her?"
Protruding from the turtle shell was a long neck full of old Zou's crusty skin. After looking out the window with the same shriveled tortoise head at the sky that had begun to be dotted with stars for a while, the tortoise master leisurely Turning around, he asked Master Raccoon who was still respectfully standing in front of him.
"Master, you are right!"
"She, that human master, that little girl is really powerful!"
For a powerful kung fu master who is also a guest minister of the Jade Palace and is willing to teach the apprentices of the Jade Palace, Master Raccoon didn't feel that it would be useful to praise him a little in front of his master or Master Turtle. something wrong.
"Well……"
"Then, what kind of kung fu did she teach Ah Bao today? Is it the basic skills, or something else?"
He is getting older, his energy is weak, and his physical vitality is gradually withering. He faintly feels that his life is not long. He didn't watch the little girl teach art at the Martial Arts Field, but came back here and stayed here for a whole day.
Therefore, if he wanted to know more about what happened during the day, he would definitely need to relay it through his disciple, the raccoon.
"Master!"
"Disciple dare not hide it! Although she has shown several kung fu skills today and explained a lot of other things, she has only taught Ah Bao one move from the beginning to the end!"
Thinking of the trick that the little girl taught Panda Po in a playful manner, Master Raccoon couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed for a while, wondering if he should tell him something that he always thought was not good news?
"oh?"
"One trick... what kind of kung fu is it?"
What kind of mysteries does the 'Way of the Monk' have? It is obviously difficult for Master Oog to pry into it, but all he knows is that it must be a kind of profound kung fu about 'Qi', there is no doubt about it!
Therefore, when the raccoon in front of him refuses to teach Po, he can only let the little girl come... and whether the little girl is competent and can teach the panda Po well is up to him. is the only thing to pay attention to.
"yes……"
"roll!!"
Raccoon looked up at his master's old face in embarrassment for a while, and saw that the state and spirit of the tortoise master were relatively good, before the raccoon uttered such a word with difficulty.
"..."
Master tortoise blinked the eyes on his bald head, still staring at the raccoon in front of him steadfastly, without speaking or questioning, but motioning the other party to continue talking.
"Is such that……"
"She asked Ah Bao to roll down the stone steps from the gate to the mountain gate bordering the town of Pinggu from the martial arts arena of our Emerald Palace. After he climbed up, he kicked him down again..."
"Repeated this three times, and didn't stop until the panda's body was bruised and bruised and could no longer crawl."
After finishing speaking, Master Raccoon looked carefully at his master, Master Turtle, waiting for the other party's reaction.
"Well……"
However, it is a pity that Master Raccoon can only see that the face of his master, Master Turtle, is still the same calm face, except for pondering and closing his eyes for a while, it seems that a little girl The master's alternative way of teaching can't make the other party have too many disturbances or doubts?
"So……"
"That panda, how is Po's injury?"
Master Oog asked slowly. Obviously, he was more concerned about the panda who didn't know whether it was lucky or unlucky.
"I went to see it before I came."
"A Bao seems to be treated by her with the miraculous qi of 'Mistweaver Monk', a kind of qigong called 'Resuscitating Mist'. Now there is no serious problem. At this moment, I am afraid that it is in his Fell asleep in the room."
It was precisely because of this that Master Raccoon was basically relieved of the little girl, but that still didn't make him suspicious of the other party's weird and alternative way of cultivating!
"That's good..."
"So, what do you think of her kung fu?"
Since the panda Po is fine, and since the little girl has thought about the consequences of the other party's injury and has made arrangements and countermeasures, then he, the old turtle, has nothing to worry about, and he can almost safely hand over Po into each other's hands.
if……
If he worked a little harder, maybe his vitality could persist until a month later, until he saw some surprising changes in panda Abao under the training of that little girl?
Yes, he had a vague feeling... Maybe it was not a coincidence that he chose Panda Po as the dragon warrior and let him accept the training of the little girl Kung Fu master, but it was God's insinuation and his intention. , a most wise decision?
Of course, whether it is true or not, you only need to wait until a month later to find out...
"Hard to say!"
"She is indeed very strong. I can feel it from the kung fu and true energy she uses, but the kung fu she teaches and the way she teaches people are not so easy to say."
As he spoke, Master Raccoon shook his head.
Today, all he saw was the 'Disillusionment Kick' shown by the other party and the 'Resuscitating Mist' that healed the wounded. Playing around, he didn't think that practicing that kind of move would be of any more use than just a little bit of physical fitness.
Anyway, the other party's method of teaching apprentices is very different. It is incompatible with their step-by-step and individualized teaching method that has been passed down for a long time in the Emerald Palace, and it is difficult for him and his apprentices to recognize it.
"Well……"
"Very well, I understand, let's do this first..."
After finishing speaking, the tortoise master nodded in satisfaction, then he retracted his neck, and after only a small section was exposed outside the tortoise shell, he slowly closed his eyes and stopped talking to his apprentice raccoon .
"Master..."
"Then I'm leaving first?"
Seeing that the other party began to meditate and meditate again, he knew that it was not appropriate to disturb Master Turtle's raccoon anymore. After paying a respectful salute and whispering something in a low voice, he hurriedly turned around and backed out. Dare to stay here and disturb my master's meditation.
but……
By observing the reaction of his master Master Wugui, he also faintly realized one thing in his heart, that is: Master Wugui didn't think there was anything wrong with the way the little girl was taught by the Kung Fu master, nor did he intend to intervene, and even faintly Think that little girl will train Panda Po well?
That is a very bad omen!
So, Master Raccoon decided:
Starting tomorrow, he will also work hard to urge the five heroes to practice and make them stronger, so that in a month's time, he can fairly win the title of "Dragon Warrior" from that panda Po , and hurry up to practice the 'Shenlong Tianshu', to deal with the threat that the turtle master foresaw in advance and does not know when it will come?
because,
In any case, he still doesn't quite believe that the fat panda who was trained like a joke by the little girl's kung fu master for a month will be the one they have been waiting for, who can make the Jade Palace flourish and protect the Peace Valley And the 'Dragon Warrior' of all creatures in the surrounding area!
night,
deeper...
Today, the weather in the area around the Emerald Palace is exceptionally good, the sky is clear and clear, and there are no clouds in the sky...
The infinite stars in the sky are twinkling, and the black and colorful vast dome is like a giant curtain covering the dark high and low mountains and the vast land, full of poetic flavor, like a mysterious and gorgeous ink giant. Like a painting, I don't know whose dream is weaving?
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