The First Thousand and Forty-Eight Chapters ? The Bear Shield Bureau Has a Super Big Trouble!

One of the top executives of the Bear and Shield Bureau, Director Nick Fury's capable man, also a member of the Avengers and an elite agent, Natasha Romanoff, the black widow, and one of the current members of the Avengers and an elite of the Bear and Shield Bureau Agent, nicknamed Shockwave, and even Daisy Johnson, who claims to be able to shatter the earth, these two serious-faced female agents drove together with a few male agents today to this rich man by the edge of Pelham Bay Park. People community, house number 0309 is here.

That's right, this is the place where two true Buddhas, Tang Xiaoseng and his uncle Monkey, lived in seclusion. At the same time, the agents of the Xiongdun Bureau impatiently asked people to help transplant several large and leafy trees. Trees, but they can't be planted in such a weird way!

"Amitabha!"

"The presence of the two great masters really made the humble house flourish, and I feel very honored... Come on, benefactor Natasha, and benefactor Daisy, I haven't seen you for a few days, you have become even more beautiful, we Can I give you a hug?"

The arrival of Black Widow and Shockwave was obviously expected or calculated by Tang Xiaoseng long ago.

Therefore, without waiting for the two female acquaintances to knock or ring the doorbell, he directly opened the door with a smile, and even stretched out his hand graciously, as if he planned to follow the etiquette of these foreign barbarians and talk to them A hug and a kiss on the cheek respectively?

For Tang Xiaoseng, many of the bad habits and living habits in these foreign countries and barbarian countries cannot be tolerated by him, a true Buddha from the kingdom of heaven! However, for other habits, he can enjoy them, such as seeing a strange and beautiful woman, even if the two parties are not familiar with each other, he can still hug and kiss her in the name of etiquette, and he doesn't have to worry about getting caught. People yelling molestation?

"snort!"

'...'

Unfortunately, both the Black Widow and Shockwave just sneered or frowned, signaling other agents to wait outside, and then directly ignored a little white-faced thief monk who was going to hug them, Regardless of the opponent's open hands, they just walked in from both sides of the opponent.

"Hi~! How are you, Monkey King!"

‘Hello, Sun Dasheng! '

After being shocked into the messy room, the two each made friendly with some monkey turned into a human again, wearing board shorts and floral shirts, and sitting on the sofa, digging his feet and watching TV. Nodding, it's a greeting.

'Hi you too...'

'Sit whatever you want,

Take what you want to eat yourself, don't be polite to my old grandson! '

A certain monkey didn't pay much attention to the two people who came here once or twice. Now that he was very familiar with everyone in the Bear Shield Bureau, he just waved his hand and signaled the two of them to eat whatever they wanted. After taking it from the coffee table with the other stinky foot, he continued to pick at his other foot, and then grabbed a handful of French fries from the table from time to time, and ate it on his own.

"..."

"Thank you! I'm not hungry yet!"

Looking at the messy, unknowingly long-standing junk food on the coffee table, looking at the messy packaging bags and melon seed husks scattered everywhere, as well as the horrific hall environment beside it, Natasha After the corner of his mouth twitched, he stood there with his arms in his arms and shook his head.

God knows how long the things here have been stored, and some of them seem to be moldy. As long as she is not stupid and doesn't want to cause problems with her stomach, she will definitely not be 'polite' with the other party!

"I, I don't need to..."

Seeing those who don't know who's stinky socks were placed with the food on the table, Shockwave opened her mouth, then quickly waved her hands, hugging her wrists and standing on the other side of the black widow with a dry smile.

"Amitabha, good and good..."

At this time, maybe he saw the embarrassing expressions on the faces of the two beauties, or maybe he suddenly realized that his living environment with Uncle Monkey had deteriorated too much?

So, Tang Xiaoseng hurriedly clasped his hands together and proclaimed the Buddha's name, and then he didn't know what he did. In the blink of an eye, the hall of the whole house became clean in an instant, and the floor was spotless, even Tang Xiaoseng's That bright and handsome little bald head can be reflected, and even the 'garbage' on the table has instantly turned into a pile of delicious fruits and delicacies?

"!!"

"So amazing?"

Shockwave, who had never seen her opponent use this kind of spell, was obviously taken aback. After hesitating, she planned to go forward and eat something from that coffee table?

"Hello!"

"I advise you not to do that, because it's just their blindfold, don't pay attention to those things!"

However, when Shockwave reached out and was about to grab some kind of dessert that seemed to be lumped together, Natasha, the black widow on the side, quickly reached out and grabbed her.

If she remembered correctly, there seemed to be two balls of smelly socks that were thrown there just now? So, if Shockwave doesn't want to bite down and find herself eating two balls of stinky socks, it's better to just stand there and not touch anything?

"ah!!"

Hearing what Black Widow said, Shockwave, who came back to her senses, hastily withdrew her hand.

"Cut~!"

Seeing that a certain thief monk used magic powers to please the two women, the 'Uncle Monkey' who was only picking his feet at the side snorted coldly, lay down on the sofa, and then summoned the remote control with one hand , and began to press aimlessly.

"Amitabha!"

"In that case, two benefactors, please sit down and have some tea?"

Seeing that the two women no longer fell for him, but continued to stand still, Tang Xiaoseng was not annoyed, he just waved his large sleeves, and then a tray and four cups appeared in his other hand Tea with a hint of heat and an attractive fragrance.

"!!"

"Hey! This is a good thing, you, a thief monk, are still hiding the good things that you brought from Xitian Tathagata?!"

Seeing that a certain thief monk was so generous and entertained guests with this kind of fairy tea, a certain monkey became excited and stretched out his hand, and the right hand that was just scratching his foot became several meters long in an instant, and then Unceremoniously, he took a cup back from the tray in Tang Xiaoseng's hand, and then hurriedly "sucked" and drank it.

"This is a good thing!"

"Daisy, you should try it too. I drank it once before. It's amazing!"

Finally, very rarely, when a certain monkey quickly took one of the cups, the black widow's eyes lit up, and she quickly reached out and took two cups from the tray, and then directly stuffed one of them into Shockwave's hand, And after signaling to the other party not to be polite, he quickly handed the green rain-like tea to his lips, and began to sip it in small sips.

"so amazing……"

"Is this some kind of space technology?"

After taking the simple cylindrical cup that Natasha handed her, she only thought it smelled delicious, but Shockwave, who had no idea what the tea was good for, just studied it on her own. , because she felt that the other party's spell just now seemed to be the application of some kind of space technology, which was somewhat similar to what their Bear Shield Bureau currently mastered?

"Ah!"

"Why, Tang Xiaoseng, you are willing to take out such a good thing, do you have some crooked thoughts again, and you still want to pick us up?"

The black widow ignored the curiosity and inquiries of the shockwave girl on the side, but while drinking, she smiled and asked a handsome thief monk with a hint of evil in front of her who was holding the cup and sipping sips. road.

The people from the Bear Shield Bureau already knew what the other party was, so if the other party thought that offering them some good things to treat them would make her treat Daisy differently, then it would be a big mistake! Anyway, as long as the other party dares to take it out, she will drink it anyway, but if you want her to treat him differently because of this, then don't even think about it!

"Amitabha! Good, good, good..."

"Natasha's benefactor misunderstood. The poor monk is a monk, and monks don't chatter. The little monk just wants to be converted to you, that's all!"

Hearing the other party's teasing words and seeing the playful look in those shrewd eyes, Tang Xiaoseng didn't feel annoyed, he just nodded slightly with a smile and then proclaimed the Buddha's name.

Why he is willing to take it out naturally has his intentions, and the shrewd and capable woman in front of him, who is like Shura and more like a fairy than a fairy, is naturally impossible to guess, and he will not easily say it .

"Walking?"

Natasha froze for a moment, and then quickly understood what the other party meant by 'Duhua'.

"I don't understand, does that make any difference?"

Natasha has seen a lot of monitoring and documentation of the thief monk in front of the Bear Shield Bureau before, so she naturally knows what the other party means by "Du Hua", and also understands how many women have been converted by the other party. So, she sneered and turned her head slightly.

"Good, good, good..."

"Naturally there is still a little bit..."

Strictly speaking, the "Duhua" in Tang Xiaoseng's mouth is obviously more elegant and more Buddhist, and since he is a living true Buddha, he must always pay attention to his image and wording. Where can you say that kind of foul language casually?

"snort!"

"What about her? Do you also want to cross? Also, last week, the second-level female agent of our Bear Shield Bureau, if I remember correctly, you also crossed her?"

Pointing to Daisy at the side, and thinking about the poor little girl who was cheated by the other party not long ago, the elite who was forced to disqualify her field service qualification and be transferred to the internal service duty before she finished her training, Natasha was so angry one place.

"Amitabha!"

"Natasha's benefactor doesn't know that Ksitigarbha once made a great wish to go through the hells. As the saying goes, 'Hell is not empty, I vow not to become a Buddha, and all living beings are exhausted, only to realize Bodhi'? I am not talented, but I also want to emulate Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, shed endless life."

Tang Xiaoseng spoke with a blushing face, without any sense of embarrassment or shame when he was exposed by the other party.

"Why don't you take him to cross? He said several times that he wants to learn Buddhism and skills from you!"

With a sneer, Natasha pointed to Alfonso McKenzie, who was standing outside the door like an iron tower with the agents on guard. That bald guy had always admired Tang Xiaoseng, but unfortunately, The thief monk in front of him repeatedly rejected the other party's request to become a teacher.

"Amitabha, he is obsessed with obsession and cannot be crossed!"

Tang Xiaoseng wouldn't say that if the other party was a beautiful black girl, he would have gone to 'transform' the other party long ago, but it's a pity that the other party is a strong and muscular straight man, he really isn't his type.

"What about him?"

Natasha pointed to Lance Hunter, who was also outside, who was extremely capable in combat and had now been promoted to a field team leader and seventh-level agent of the Bear Shield Bureau.

"The sea of ​​bitterness is ups and downs, and it cannot be crossed!!"

Last time that guy ruined Tang Xiaoseng's attunement to that Barbara Morse, but now he still remembers the other party, how could he go to convert that kind of guy?

"But you just said that you want to save the world!"

After gulping down the amazing green tea that was not much in the cup, Natasha snorted coldly and put the cup on the coffee table aside.

"Amitabha!"

"My little monk has always only crossed predestined people..."

It seemed that because of some embarrassment, Tang Xiaoseng finally smiled shyly, even if a certain monkey snatched the tea from his hand that he had just drank, he didn't care.

"All right……"

"I probably understand, but Tang Xiaoseng, please stay away from us! Because we came here to find you today because we have business and want to ask you for help, not to play with you, that is very important!"

Seeing that the shockwave girl on the side also seemed to have discovered the benefits of the tea in the teacup and drank it up in two big gulps, Natasha crossed her arms and stood in front of a certain thief monk and stared into the other's eyes with serious eyes Said.

"Good, good, good..."

"Natasha, please tell me, the poor monk will do what he can?"

Although I don't like being ordered by others, since I refused to go back to my own world, I went back to the Great Song Dynasty, as the price and exchange of being able to stay here and enjoy the convenience and privileges brought by the Xiongdun Bureau It is definitely indispensable to help the Bear Shield Bureau or the Hyperion to do something within its capacity when necessary, and he has no objection to this.

Therefore, after seeing the other party's expression, he knew that he was not joking or playing, so he didn't say much. He just declared the Buddha's name and signaled the other party to start.

"Is such that!"

"Recently, our Bear and Shield Bureau, or our cosmic plane, has encountered big trouble! The X-Men, who are closely connected with our Bear and Shield Bureau, have a traitor among them!"

"And his name is—Deadpool, Wade Winston Wilson!!"

Looking outside the door, she found that Alfonso McKenzie and Lance Hunter were still on duty outside in good condition. After there was nothing abnormal here, she began to slowly move the deadpool, the one that belonged to The X-Men and Professor X's subordinate Wade Winston Wilson suddenly went crazy and blatantly attacked superheroes and important figures in the Bear and Shield Bureau...

first,

The most representative and important figures who were brazenly attacked and killed by the opponent at the beginning were the Fantastic Four!

That is to say, the body can become any shape imaginable. The rubber man named Reed named Mr. Fantastic, Reed's girlfriend, Johnny's sister, has the ability to be invisible, and can control and launch a powerful force field attack at the same time. Su, who is called the Invisible Girl, has the ability to control fire, can wrap his body in fire and launch an attack, and Johnny, who is called Human Torch, has all the muscles in his body swelled into orange-red rocks, Ben who is infinitely powerful?

Without warning at all, their four influential superheroes, who have been active on the front lines against evil, were unfortunately killed and revived by their little girl from the Bear and Shield Bureau, and then finally recovered. The guys who managed to restore their abilities, they died again this time.

However, this time they were not killed by Little Annie from their Bear Shield Bureau, but by Deadpool Wade, who had some friendship with them before, and was not even considered an enemy at all, even their heads were chopped off It was taken away, and there was no possibility of resurrecting the paladins or priests of the Church of the Holy Light.

Secondly,

In addition to the Fantastic Four, there are many mutants and members of the Inhumans, and the one on the moon has a technological level hundreds of millions of years earlier than other life in the universe. As an observer of the multiverse, I will not participate In the event of any living body in the universe, it is only the observer who will witness as a bystander!

God knows how that Deadpool got on the moon and committed all kinds of tragedies. Anyway, he succeeded. After killing many aliens and successfully beheading the observer, he left gracefully and waited for Xiong Dun. When the police found out, all they saw was the horrific crime scene and corpses all over the ground...

If all of the above just made Bureau Xiong Dun feel puzzled and annoyed, then the next thing that makes Bureau Xiong Dun have to pay attention to and urgently need to solve Deadpool's troubles is undoubtedly that the other party is under the watchful eyes of the public and under the watchful eyes of countless people. Under the lens of the eyes and the camera, he had a fight with Spider-Man Peter Parker, and finally succeeded in smashing Peter Parker's head with a single shot!

You know, the private friendship between that Deadpool and Spider-Man Peter Parker is very good, but even that has become the target of attack, and even shot him in the head without hesitation, that kind of thing is really extraordinary. What's worse, not to mention that Spider-Man is an important member of the Bureau of Bear and Shield and the Avengers. A young Avenger was openly killed by Deadpool. The blow was also unprecedentedly huge, so no matter why the other party did that, and no matter who was instigating and supporting that lunatic, the Bear and Shield Bureau must express its position and find ways to eliminate the other party as soon as possible, and the sooner the better. kind!

And this is the reason why Black Widow, Zhenbo Girl, and so many agents of Xiongdun Bureau came to Tang Xiaoseng's house today.

"Amitabha……"

"Natasha's benefactor, that Deadpool, and that Wade Winston Wilson monk also know that he doesn't seem to be difficult to deal with, except for the troublesome regeneration factor, his superhuman endurance, intelligence, Abilities such as reflexes and flexibility are still in the category of mortals, how can your Bear Shield Bureau not be able to handle him?"

After listening to Natasha's description, although Tang Xiaoseng has decided to make a move, he still has some doubts in his heart...

Because, as far as he knows, the power of that dead waiter is completely worthless in his opinion. Even if he can't kill the opponent easily, it is enough to trap or seal him in order. I don't think that with the strength of the Bear Shield Bureau, there will be no way to target the opponent!

"It's not that he can't be caught, it's because he's very cunning!"

"I don't know what's going on. He seems to have a lot of weird things in his hands, and he can often escape our monitoring and pursuit. In addition, many of our Avengers are now in other planes and other planets. , the matter on the Hyperion has not been completed, and it may take a lot of time to call it back, so our director had no choice but to let me come to you."

"You are very strong, you all have that kind of 'indestructible body' and 'body invulnerable to all evil', no matter bullets or bombs can do anything to you, no one is more suitable than you to deal with that Wade, isn't there? "

Of course, it’s not that there are no other candidates for the Bear and Shield Bureau or that there are no other stronger thugs. It’s just that the Bear and Shield Bureau is very busy now. Those powerful people, such as Hulk, Thor, and Captain Marvel, etc., She is not here on Earth now, so Director Nick Fury thought about it, and finally asked her to find the guy in front of her.

As for the reason, of course it's not because the other party is the most suitable, but because the other party is the most free!

Anyway, here in New York, or even here on Earth, the Bureau of Bear and Shield can directly assign, except for the two hateful guys who stay at home all day or go out to pick up girls at night, they are really looking for There is less than 100% of people who can defeat Deadpool and ensure that they will not be harmed.

"Amitabha……"

Nodding his head, Tang Xiaoseng clasped his palms together and proclaimed the Buddha's name, indicating that he had accepted the task.

"Do not worry!"

"Natasha chick, with my old grandson here, don't care about the dead servant, my golden cudgel weighing 13,000 catties will be smashed down, and he will be turned into a meat pie!!"

If it is someone else, such as the Asgardian Thor who is also physically strong and proficient in hand-to-hand combat, Monkey King Monkey King may not be able to guarantee that he can defeat the opponent, but if it is just a mortal with super regeneration ability, Even if 10,000 came, it would not be enough for his Ruyi Golden Cudgel to smash them down.

"At that time, you just wait to take his rotten meat back and lock it up or burn it, such trivial things are not worth it..."

"!!"

'? ? '

"!?"

However, just after a certain monkey grandson finished speaking, the four people in the house, including Tang Xiaoseng, Natasha, and Shock Wave, were shocked to see that the blazing light and energy suddenly burst from the four of them. Light up inside the body of ?

That was the last scene they could see, because in the next moment, the huge energy and strong light completely covered the No. 0309 house in the wealthy area, directly forming a spherical high-temperature energy body, Then the explosion formed due to the strong temperature difference instantly burned the agents of the Bear Shield Bureau standing guard outside to gasification, and the houses, flowers, trees, insects, fish, birds, animals, personnel and pets in the entire rich area were all destroyed. All were instantly ignited and burned.

for a long time,

When everything was restored to its original state, this rich area had already turned into a sea of ​​flames. As for the house where the four people were just now, there was only a hemispherical glass-shaped magma pit that was still melting , the four people and furniture in the house have long since disappeared...

'Tsk tsk...'

'Look! The strong magnetic field of the Bear Shield Bureau plus the 5 million-degree thermal fusion reactor is really very useful, hum! What kind of Living Buddha, what Monkey King, what kind of god, shouldn't they just turn into ashes? '

'So, don't be too proud, because life is like an endless disaster movie, happiness is as short as the commercial break in it, and now it's time for the final commercial break...'

'Let me think, who should I kill next? '

'Hum hum……'

When it was finally confirmed that there was no living creature at the crime scene in the distance, and when it was confirmed that the fusion reactor that had been shrunk down by Pym particles and successfully thrown into the tea had completely incinerated the four guys, leaving no ash, He will never be resurrected by that damned Holy Light. After a certain guy with black eye circles and a red hood threw away the spotting telescope that came from nowhere, he started shaking his head and disappearing in an instant in a sneaky manner. Leaving seemed to be about to find the next target of the attack.

'...'

'...'

And at this time, on top of a certain big pit, a certain monkey and a certain handsome monk looked at each other face to face...

And the reason why Deadpool Wade, who was peeping from a distance just now, didn't notice them is because they have all turned into ghosts now! But at this time, in the palm of Tang Xiaoseng's soul, there is a trace of the true spirit of the black widow and Zhenbo girl. For them who have never cultivated souls, if they don't have his protection, they probably don't know where they will go.

"..."

"I said, little monk, what happened just now, we were doing well, why did we die?!"

Regarding what happened to the two of them, Sun Wukong, the Monkey King, obviously couldn't accept it, because just now he was thinking of killing a guy named Wade with a stick, but now, they were blown up instead. up?

Moreover, you don't even know how you died? !

"Amitabha……"

"Uncle Monkey, the little monk is also a little confused now..."

Tang Xiaoseng breathed a sigh of relief after seeing the soul of the female benefactor gradually turning into two villains in the palm of his hand.

"but……"

"Uncle Monkey, I'm sure, I think we were killed by someone blowing up? And the bomb should be inside you and me?"

Thinking of the fact that a certain monkey turned into a trot and ran into other people's stomachs on the way to learn the scriptures, Tang Xiaoseng's face turned dark... But they never expected that there would be people who dared to break ground on Taisui's head, Use that kind of trick to attack them, and it's still the kind that drops bombs in their stomachs?

"impossible!"

"My old grandson is an indestructible King Kong. Even the Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace and Samadhi real fire failed to burn my old grandson to death. How could he be killed by a bomb?!"

A certain monkey was very dissatisfied with the fate of his own death before he could get out of the army. He still couldn't accept how they were blown to death for no reason and without any warning!

Although, they are not really dead now?

"..."

"Uncle Monkey, are you afraid of the sun? Does your body dare to go up there?"

After pondering for a while, Tang Xiaoseng's Yangshen soul suddenly asked.

"!!"

"My old grandson is not crazy! It's okay to go in with the soul, but who would dare to go in with the body to die if he is crazy?"

Without even thinking about it, a certain monkey scolded Tang Xiaoseng fiercely.

"That's right, the explosion just now is probably equivalent to throwing us into the sun in an instant..."

"Uncle Monkey, you must have seen the strong light just now, and if you look again, the magma below is still white and shiny, and it must not be inferior to the temperature of the sun... But fortunately, it was only for a moment, and the range is also small. It’s very small, otherwise, it’s not just as simple as this community being burned.”

"Amitabha……"

After finishing speaking, Tang Xiaoseng lowered his head and proclaimed the Buddha's name again, obviously feeling guilty for the tragic death of those innocent people around him because of them?

"Tsk! How unreasonable it is! The mortals in this world are so terrifying, even dare to kill gods?"

A certain monkey began to mutter and curse very unhappily, obviously expressing his dissatisfaction with the tragic death of his Monkey King again! Although physical death is not too unacceptable for their existence, it is better to have a physical body than not to have one.

"Hello!"

"Well, you bald donkey! Didn't you say yesterday that there is no danger and no danger of life? But look, we are all dead. This is what you said there is no danger of life?"

After finishing the chanting, a certain monkey came directly in front of Tang Xiaoseng, almost pounced on him and bit him hard.

"besides!"

"My old grandson was weird just now! Why are you willing to share all the things of the Tathagata Buddha, so it's to keep their souls?!"

Seeing the two villains gradually becoming solid in each other's hands, the monkey became even more angry.

He felt that if the other party could tell him what he had calculated earlier, maybe he would be a little more vigilant, and it might not be possible to successfully prevent the sneak attack of a vicious mortal?

"Amitabha……"

Tang Xiaoseng didn't explain, but just tried to maintain the souls of the two girls in his hands, so that these two ordinary people who had never cultivated souls could keep a trace of true spirit under his protection.

In fact, Tang Xiaoseng really calculated that they should have such a catastrophe, and he has been secretly guarding against it... However, what caught him off guard was that he was only in danger in the end, but why now? Both of them lost their bodies?

"Uncle Monkey..."

"Even if we know it in advance, do you and I have the means to counter it?"

However, now that things have happened, he has no choice but to admit defeat. He is going to protect the souls of the two girls first, and run back to the east to find his two apprentices, to find Second Uncle Zhu and Third Uncle Sha, and let them live together during this period of time. Hold them is.

You know, this is not their original Song Dynasty, and there is no Western Paradise, so it is best not to stay outside in this state, especially if they stay in the sun for too long, because it will always be a hindrance of.

"..."

snort! !

A certain monkey who was speechless had to turn his head away in embarrassment.

...

At the same time, the Iron Bear Main Base of the Bear Shield Bureau, which is far away on the back of the moon, apparently detected an abnormality here...

'Director! '

'The big thing is bad! Natasha, Daisy, Tang Xiaoseng and Monkey King, together with Alfonso who went with them, are all dead! '

‘We have detected the reaction of thermonuclear fusion, which is our stolen batch of spare controllable strong magnetic energy reactors! ! '

Rarely, Phil Coulson rushed to the office of Director Nick Fury with a frightened expression on his face, and immediately reported the situation loudly.

'! ! '

'What did you say? ! '

Obviously, Nick Fury definitely did not expect this situation, so he also opened his one eye in horror, and stood up directly from his seat.

'Director! '

‘It must have been done by the Deadpool guy, now Scott Lang is completely out of contact, we suspect he has suffered an accident! Moreover, our satellite detected the fluctuation of Pym particles near the explosion site. Deadpool must have controlled or obtained Pym particles. He stole our reactor when he attacked the moon! ! '

'What are we going to do now? ! '

Coulson boldly stated his guess, and hurriedly asked, because now, he can only speculate and judge in this way. Moreover, he also knows that the threat of Deadpool is on the rise, they must pay attention to it, otherwise, the price to be paid will definitely not be just like the present!

'...'

'Let me think...'

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