Chapter 1051 (*^▽^*) Are You Going to Fight with Me?

"..."

(lll￢ω￢)

That lump of twisted and disgusting red rotten meat was constantly twisting and expanding at the bottom of the big pit created by the impact... Even, Annie, who was eating popcorn on the edge of the big pit, saw the other party a little bit. The beating heart and some colorful and ugly internal organs that grew out of the rotten meat?

"..."

?(??3?)?Humph!

Then, after holding back for a long time before a shattered fire fell into the pit and completely burned the disgusting thing, she curled her lips and took her own little bear for a walk to another place, as if she planned to wait for the other party to be fully revived. Come again, so as not to see something disgusting and affect her appetite for snacks?

(…)

(●￣(?)￣●)

...

The mass of rotten flesh in the big pit that keeps replicating, splitting, and growing bigger is still twisting, and it doesn't stop because of whether a certain little girl leaves...

If it is said that it may take about 18 or 19 years for a person to grow from a embryonic cell to an adult, then in the big 'meteorite' crater that is still burning with flames and ashes, the mass of rotten It took less than ten minutes for the flesh to twist and swell from the size of a fist to an ugly and disgusting mass of meat the size of a basket!

Maybe, in just a few minutes, a fresh and big person full of fruits will stand up from that twisted and wriggling lump of disgusting flesh?

There is no doubt that it must be!

Because now, it can 'speak' to speak! !

'oh……'

'It's this little resurrection feeling again, it's not good, I feel...my brother seems to grow in the wrong place, and there is my belly button...'

'etc! '

‘Dear Stomach, that place of yours is where the kidney is, so don’t grab it, yours is at the back, a little behind? '

'I love you, Wade Wilson, we can get through this...yes, she always likes to say that, maybe that's not what she meant at all, and I know why! '

'? ? '

'wrong! '

'stop! Don't stop there, I will never allow a rectum to grow on my face, get the hell out of here! ! '

'oh! my God……'

'Two breaks of the butt are enough, I will not allow it to come out with one more, never! '

'It's itchy, itchy...'

'This feeling is so sour, that's why I can't help being beaten to death every time...'

'etc! '

'What is it, my brain, who knows where it has grown? Oh sorry, I see, it's still in the ass, well, now I can use my ass to think about it? '

'but……'

'Where did my other eye go? '

'Please, please make your teeth grow a little more neatly this time, because it is related to my smile. Although I have been wearing a headgear, it is unlikely that others will see me smiling, but I really mind, God can Testify, even though I never believed in Him...'

'All right……'

'I just knew that I shouldn't have too high expectations for my face, although it always disappoints me every time I regenerate? '

'...'

for a long time,

Amidst bursts of nagging, Deadpool, a certain guy whose original name was Wade Winston Wilson, finally became bloody and blue on the basis of the rotten meat, and gradually became More and more like a person.

In the end, when he had the outline of a normal person and made sure that all the internal organs were in place and he could stand up, he stood naked in the charred and mostly hot mass of Superman Clark. On the incomparable corpse, some kind of clumsy dance with twisted waist?

But it's a pity, that kind of scene was a bit too eye-catching, so that little Annie, who was hiding in the distance, didn't even think about appearing directly, and still let him slowly jump in this big pit burning with ashes And recovering little by little.

"No..."

"It looks like the size is right, it hasn't become too small? But the clothes are gone again... But, what material is his cloak made of, and it hasn't been completely burned yet?"

"Tsk!"

"I don't care about him, I should leave here soon..."

After jumping around, Deadpool Wade began to look up and down at his new body, and found that everything hadn't changed, even the ugly face was the same as before, uglier than orange peel , he just nodded, and then with a thought, under the influence of the reality gem he got from who knows where, he directly got a set of brand new red and black tight-fitting hood combat suit on his body, and then At one time, he became the handsome Deadpool that everyone knew and guaranteed a high recognition rate.

Then he stretched out his hand again, and two sharp knives appeared in his hand. First, he made a cool trick with the knife, and then stabbed him behind like that. Finally, he looked around and made sure that the Superman under his feet was already dead. I can't die anymore, after making sure that there are no enemies around, I nodded in satisfaction, and planned to leave here quickly, so as not to be left behind by the remnants of some organizations driving various tools, or locking and launching missiles, etc. He came to the door to trouble Mr. Wade?

"Hello!"

?(ψ｀▽′)o

"I've been waiting for you for so long... You guy, are you really going to leave without saying a word?"

(￣～￣) Chew!

After waiting for a long time, until a guy with a trivial mouth finally finished his chanting and got dressed, and after the other party considerately conjured a rose with the Reality Gem and threw it on the burnt corpse of Superman to express his comfort, Little Annie, who had already been impatient for a long time, finally appeared here in a flash, sitting on the branch of a big tree, dangling her feet, hugging her little bear Tibbers, and He didn't forget to chew a few buttered popcorns in his mouth and asked vaguely.

(…)

?ˉ?~ˉ??

(Tibbers protests as some damned, slimy, sugary little hand is rubbing it all the time.)

"!!"

"who is it?!"

For the first time, Deadpool Wade felt a slight surprise.

Because, he didn't know that there were people around him at all, and he didn't know from other 'channels' that there was a second person coming to trouble him today? This situation obviously exceeded his expectations, and gave him a rare sense of panic.

Therefore, he immediately turned around, followed the direction of the sound, and looked at the branch of the big tree not far behind him that had not been burned much by the fire.

"oh!"

"I saw it, it turned out to be you, an annoying little guy?!"

At first he was dazed, and after the initial tension passed, Deadpool Wade, who saw clearly who was talking, soon became relaxed again.

Because, he has been looking for the other party for a long time...

However, no matter how he searched, no matter how he used his miraculous ability to see through the world, he still had no idea where the other party was at all? But now it's all right, the other party came to the door by himself, there is simply nothing better than this.

He felt that he only needed to work a little harder today and try to completely eliminate the existence of the other party from this world, and his grand plan would almost be completed. First demonstration with their guys!

'Woo...'

o(￣～￣)o Gulu!

"Hello! We haven't seen each other for a long time, people thought you should have died a long time ago, aren't you, strange strange Shushu?"

(???▽???)

After throwing the last handful of popcorn into her mouth, chewing vigorously and swallowing it with a 'grunt', Annie threw away the emptied paper tube, and held up the sticky cake in her arms. The little paw of Tibbers greeted the black-eyed and hooded sorghum who folded his arms and tilted his head to look at him.

It seemed that the other party was really looking for her, and she herself was also looking for the other party, so now it's all right, all the problems will be satisfactorily resolved soon, and this is great!

"Yes, it has been several years, little guy, we finally met again..."

"I still remember, that year I was ordered by a bald head to steal your gems, and I kindly told you some things, but you left me alone on that island?"

Deadpool, who was gradually relaxing, was planning to sit on a rock next to him, but the hot touch on his back made him jump up in surprise, and he quickly gave up that unrealistic idea Instead, he squatted aside in an Asian squatting position, and then lowered his hands, just looking at the little girl across the big hole that he and Superman knocked out before.

"Do you know how long it took me to find a way to get back?!"

He knew that the little girl was difficult to deal with, and he also knew that neither he nor the other party could escape easily today, so he was not in a hurry now...

And he also believes that before they decide the winner, even if the satellites in the sky have monitored everything here, they will definitely not attack here easily, because the little girl is also here, and her identity and Status is very important to some people, I believe that many people must be paying attention to this right now.

"Well……"

(???)

"Maybe...probably...at least three years or more?"

(*^▽^*)??

The other party's simple question wasn't too difficult to answer. Anyway, Annie gave an accurate answer after thinking about it briefly.

"!!"

"You! How do you know?"

Deadpool Wade, who was planning to have a good talk with the other party because of this, and used his babbling speech skills, was suddenly a little surprised, and almost couldn't maintain the Asian squatting posture, and almost sat there It was also on the hot and scorched ground.

"It's very simple!"

(^_?)☆

"Because, at that time, they added that luck-reducing BUFF to you! And its duration is exactly three years, so before it expires, you have absolutely no way to leave that island! !"

(????-)?

(…)

(lll￢?￢)

"!!"

Finally, Deadpool Wade was startled, and sat down on the scorched hot ground! However, he quickly jumped up in exclamation, and slapped his ass comically, while exclaiming in haste:

"So you did something good?"

"I just said, how could I, Wade, be so unlucky? Although I have always been unlucky, I have never been as unlucky as those three years..."

Thinking about the days he spent on that small island and the waters near that small island, wanting to live and dying, Wade felt that he seemed to have found another way that he had to fight hard. Punish the little girl in front of me severely, and completely erase the reason for her existence?

Yes, although he has long wanted to do that, but now he wants to do that even more!

"Ha! Isn't that fun? Wei Shushu, do you want to play again?"

(????-)?

"They can actually throw you to a certain planet in outer space, and then give you a permanent luck-reducing BUFF to ensure that you will never return to Earth?"

o(′▽｀)o

In Annie's opinion, dealing with a guy who has a super regeneration factor and can't die easily, is really nothing more cruel than trapping him on a desolate planet with a harsh environment! Perhaps, the other party will stay alone for countless millions of years in a place without water, air, vegetation, food, or any living things, until the end of the universe?

That kind of terrible punishment, she felt a little excited when she thought about it...

(…)

(●￣(?)￣●)

"you!!"

"Little guy, now I have another reason to eliminate you, I will not allow you to do that cruel thing to me again..."

Clang~!

After finishing speaking, Deadpool Wade directly pulled out the two samurai swords that he had just inserted back into the holster on his back, and then made a beautiful knife trick, ready to cross the big pit at any time and kill the thief on the opposite side. Xidi is ready to use a knife on his smiling and malicious little girl.

"Eh?"

ヾ(??﹏?)??

"To destroy me, just rely on you and your two broken knives with no attributes at all?!"

∑('△')? !

If someone appeared in front of her wearing a divine attire with all kinds of artifacts and clamored what the other person said just now, little Annie might still believe that little bit, just like the tip of her little finger, really No more?

However, if it was the weird guy wielding two broken knives in front of her, then she might not believe it at all, even if she didn't even have a single bit of it!

"Yes! Just me!!"

"It will end soon. I have tried many times. Those guys, including the Superman in the pit, is his name Clark? I know him, the strongest from the DC universe... He didn't believe it just now, So he is dead now, and even the remaining body has been swallowed up by my cells..."

"You don't know, he doesn't taste good at all. Apart from supplying energy, I don't have any ability from him!"

"Of course, I don't have the ability to devour other people's abilities..."

Maybe it was because he couldn't wait, or maybe he was afraid that there would be other changes, such as the arrival of reinforcements from the other side, so Deadpool started to act, and he walked on the edge of the big pit step by step in a funny pace, It seems that he intends to go around first, go around under the big tree, and then launch a fatal blow?

"That's why they are too stupid..."

?(ψ｀▽′)o

"Anyway, you definitely can't beat him, because you can't even beat his bad bear Tibbers!!"

(???▽???)??????/

(…)

(●￣(?)￣●)

(Tibbers is getting a little impatient, because the guy who keeps clamoring to destroy his little master has endured it for a long time, and he can't wait to hope that his bad little master will throw him out, and then, Let Uncle Tibbers teach him how to be a man?

Of course, once you really throw it out, I'm afraid the other party won't have a chance to learn how to be a good human being, even if it's an undead, it may be too late! )

"That's right!"

"Indeed, I've heard of your strength. Back then, even the guys organized by Professor X's Illuminati couldn't do anything to you. You even killed several Omega-level mutants. Even Jean Gray's Phoenix Force has been abolished by you, and I really can't beat you under normal circumstances..."

Speaking of this, Deadpool Wade paused, because he remembered, he didn't seem to kill a certain woman?

"Speaking of Jean Gray..."

"Forget it, I still don't want to kill her anymore, she is lucky, because she is just an ordinary person now, there is no need to deal with her anymore, there is no doubt about it!"

"But it's different now because..."

"I have this!"

Step by step, he went around the big pit and walked to the opposite side. Not far from the big tree where the little girl was dangling her white and tender legs, Deadpool stared at the little girl on the tree, and opened his mouth, revealing his mouth. After swallowing a gem in his mouth, he swallowed it again, as if he was afraid that the little girl would suddenly jump out and snatch the treasure he had finally obtained?

"Reality Gem?"

ヽ(゜Q.)ノ?

"Looks like you actually used something called a Pym particle to travel back in time and try to get those Infinity Stones?"

(??▽??)?

Anne was not very surprised, because she had already sensed the power of the Infinity Stone from the scene where Uncle Coulson's spaceship was blown up, and now seeing that the other party really had a stone on his body, and remembered that the other party and the The kryptonite dagger that the hapless Superman Clarke had made while cuddling, and she was sure of something.

"It seems that you know a lot of things..."

Wade frowned a little, because he found that the other party was not much surprised by the fact that he had the Infinity Stone. It was a very bad omen, very bad!

"snort!"

"Yes, the Red Skulls and the rest of them used me and wanted me to kill the Bear Shield, the X-Men, the Inhumans, the Illuminati and everything that hindered their cause. I cooperated with them and their goal was achieved , But what they don't know is, why am I not using them?"

"But forget it, it's meaningless to say that now, because they are all dead, and I killed them... By now, as long as I kill you again, this universe should be almost the same..."

After finishing speaking, Deadpool Wade began to tightly hold the double blades in his hands, and let their blades drag the ground, drawing two marks on the scorched soil on the ground, and finally started to move forward step by step. , intending to carry out his last and most important task.

"..."

(?_?)

"An infinite gem is something you can't help others, do you know what its rules are? And, do you know? How many infinite gems do you have?"

?????

There are a total of six genuine Annie Infinity Gems, and the replicas are even more amazing, she has several piles!

but……

Today, she no longer relies on the power of Infinity Gems and Infinity Gems. It's like before she could eat a hamburger and thought it was super delicious, and she always wanted to eat more... But now, when she When she saw it and could easily spend money to buy more, she seemed a little dismissive?

(…)

('? `●)

(Tibbers said that the evil little master of his family really didn’t care for that kind of thing for a long time, so the earthling named Wade in front of him was doomed to show off that kind of thing in front of his little master In vain.)

"..."

"How many infinite gems do you have, how could I know?!"

Wade had already walked in front of the big tree. At this moment, he stopped, raised his head slightly, and fixed on the other party with his eyes hidden in the red and black hood. Because now, he only needs to jump to attack the opponent directly, and end all of this very quickly!

"Then you still say you want to beat me?"

?(ψ｀▽′)o

"snort!"

"If you don't check, how would you know?!"

Cha~! !

Before he finished speaking, Deadpool slammed his feet hard. While jumping up high, the two swords in his hands crossed his arms fiercely, splitting the little girl and the branch where the other party was sitting into several pieces in an instant. cut!

'! ! '

'Is that a phantom? ! '

With an exclamation in his heart, Deadpool Wade, who had long thought that things would not go so smoothly, slammed the sharp blade in his hand towards his left without looking back!

Because he sensed it through the Infinity Stone, the little girl somehow teleported to somewhere to his left.

Benedict! !

"??"

"How is this going?"

The next moment, Deadpool Wade was a little dumbfounded, because he found that the sharp blade thrown by him had actually inserted into his body fiercely at this moment, and nailed him to the tree at the same time?

"Is this all you can do?"

o(*ˉ︶ˉ*)o

Annie is not in a hurry to destroy the opponent, she needs to take her time, and really wants to know how the opponent managed to almost destroy the entire world?

Because, that kind of thing is a bit unreasonable, even if the other party has infinite gems in their hands, like the Tin Woodman and Uncle Hammer, they should not be wiped out without even the power to resist under the power of infinite gems Yes, she felt that it was necessary for her to explore all of that.

"!!"

"snort!"

With a muffled snort, completely ignoring the sharp blade that nailed himself to the tree for some reason, Deadpool Wade suddenly stretched out his hand, a square black iron block, which looked as big as a house and had at least dozens of pieces. A hundred-ton thing suddenly appeared on Annie's head and fell freely and smashed down!

Obviously, that is the power of the Infinity Stone, the ability to materialize the Reality Stone he used.

However……

"boring!"

???(???)???

Annie just waved her hand, and the thing that was pressed down by the gravity of the earth and was enough to smash anything in an instant, the moment it touched her fingers, it turned into pieces flying in the wind. The bubbles, as if everything just now was an illusion?

"!!"

"Have you ever tried the feeling of breaking with a knife?"

Wade gritted his teeth and shouted.

Swish! !

A huge hacksaw appeared from nowhere and whirled crazily and sliced ​​past...

"Why!"

(*?︶?*)?.. .:*?

Annie just stretched out her hand out of interest, and the thing that wanted to cut her in half quickly shrunk and turned into a beautiful looking red flower that slowly fell on the ground with the wind?

"From the existence of the game, it once destroyed an entire world!!"

'Roar~! ! '

A huge fire dragon roared and rose from the ground, just as it was about to burn Annie to death with its breath, it suddenly turned into a funny puppy?

"..."

(?~?)

'Woo...'

Then, as a matter of course, under Little Annie's fierce stare, it whimpered, and ran away with its tail curled up in embarrassment, and disappeared in a flash.

"you!!"

After the three attacks launched by the Reality Gem were easily resolved by the opponent, Wade was furious, and his heart moved, something terrifying appeared in the sky out of thin air.

Whoosh~! !

A missile with a long tail flame, and several big guys with ? logo symbols on the head of the missile descended from the sky! It seems that Deadpool Wade seems to be going all out, planning to die with the enemy?

"Really..."

(lll￢ω￢)

"Weird Shushu, your imagination is too lacking..."

(??ω??)?Change!

Annie, who hadn't played with nuclear bombs for many years, just glanced at the missile that was rushing down from the sky, and the thing instantly turned into a real second kicker, and it spun and fell to the distant In the woods, except for two consecutive "pop!" Snapped! ’, there was no other movement.

"People tell you that it is completely wrong for you to use the reality gem like that. You should use it to conjure delicious things, and then you don't have to spend money and time to find delicious things. That's it. The true and correct usage of oh!"

(??﹃??)?

(…)

(￢?￢.)

"..."

"It seems that you are indeed different from those people, and it seems that ordinary methods cannot deal with you..."

No way, after seeing that the several attacks he tried using the infinity gems failed, Deadpool Wade was not annoyed at all, but stretched out his hand, and first bit by bit the sharp blade that nailed himself to the tree trunk. Pulling it out from his body, he didn't care about the blood on it and his internal organs that were about to leak out, just dragged the bloody footprints, and walked towards the little girl step by step.

"However, if you think that my uncle Wade only has these abilities, you are very wrong!"

"I know you're hard to deal with, you're different from everyone else, I've seen all your stories, everything that happened..."

"so……"

So what, Deadpool didn't say anything, just grinned grinningly, and after throwing away the two sharp blades in his hand, he frantically reached out and dug into the wound on his abdomen, as if he was looking for someone. Plant something? Of course, it could also be massaging his stomach?

"..."

(?ω?)

However, the other party's actions successfully attracted Annie's attention, so she was not in a hurry to do it, and wanted to see what the other party could take out of her stomach? ?

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