Chapter 1056?*??(ˊ?ˋ*)??*?The Bustling Emerald Palace
In the middle of the Emerald Palace, on the extravagant martial arts training platform built of stones and decorated with precious items such as beautiful jadeite and gold, there are Huniu, Little Snake, Crane, Leather Monkey and the Furious Five, known as the Furious Five. Praying mantises are coming and going, fighting like a raging fire.
'Hey! '
? Boom~!
'ha! '
?Boom~!
'watch out! '
'Well done! ! '
?? Boom! !
"..."
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Long before the start of the competition, Annie followed the rabbits, geese, and pigs to the Emerald Palace, and found a seat on the second floor of the Emerald Palace, and sat on the railing on the second floor, hugging Tibbers, her own little bear, blinked her beautiful big blue eyes and opened her mouth slightly, watching with great interest the "Furious Five" and "The Furious Five" who played well in the arena. Heroes.
Yes, it's just beautiful, there's really nothing else...
In Anne's opinion, their kind of competition where you come and go and punch and kick, the kind of 'humming' sounds from time to time, and the seemingly bluffing compression and concussion airflow of the fists and feet. , more is just a little bit more performance?
As for the so-called "Furious Five" or "Furious Five", the strength of the five animals is just average in Annie's opinion, but compared to the residents of Peace Valley, compared to those pigs Rabbits and geese, the strength of those five animals is obviously at a relatively high level, which can probably be seen from the hysterical applause and cheers of the audience around them.
"..."
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However, Annie did not participate in the enthusiastic cheers of the residents of the so-called "Peace Valley" mainly composed of fat pigs, black and white swans, and rabbits, because she felt that the fireworks that were set off just now Is it much more fun and interesting than the current fighting?
Anyway, the so-called "Furious Five" or "The Furious Five" and other messy things, their powers that still belong to the mortal level, are obviously far from enough for Her Lady Queen Anne! but,
The strength of other people's power is other people's business. At most, she just followed to watch the excitement. She must not easily interfere in other people's affairs.
"..."
?????
However, compared to the fierce fighting scenes in the Emerald Palace, compared to the "performances" of the Furious Five that seem to be able to bluff pigs, Anne obviously puts more of her thoughts on the sidelines, It landed on a black and white figure who was trying his best to climb in to watch the game.
Isn't it?
When the residents of Peace Valley, when the pigs, geese, and rabbits who can talk one by one are still happily raising their arms and shouting cheers to the Furious Five performing on the field, she can't help it from time to time. Zhu Zhu cast his gaze to the outside of the courtyard wall of the Emerald Palace.
Because, on the outside, the pandaren pastry chef Abao, who is super fat and nicknamed "Feibo", is trying every means to get into the courtyard wall to watch the game at this time? But it is a pity that even if he tried every feasible method, even if he tried knocking on the door, hammering the door, knocking on the door, climbing the wall, peeping, poles, bending bamboo, climbing trees, etc., in the end he still Couldn't come in...
So, when little Annie cast her eyes outside again, she found that that guy was sitting on the steps outside right now, sitting pitifully on the top step with his fat chin propped up. I was in a daze, and I didn't know what sad things I was thinking about!
'...'
'...'
'! ! '
‘Residents of Peace Valley, the contest is over! Our turtle master is about to select the much-anticipated Dragon Warrior! '
‘Now, all be silent! '
'Beat the drums! ! '
At this time, when the Furious Five ended their short discussion and began to enter the performance stage, after entering those insignificant garbage time, they didn't know what the tortoise master and the raccoon master said on the stone platform directly above the ring, In the end, the little raccoon took a step forward, shouted at the residents of Heping Valley with a strong voice, and quickly calmed down the scene, making the whole lively and noisy venue instantly quiet.
Because, the exciting moment is coming soon, and that is the main purpose of the residents of Peace Valley coming here - to witness the selection of the legendary 'Dragon Warrior' who can save the world and guard peace by Master Turtle The whole process!
"..."
(ー`′ー)
"Tibbers, look, they're just playing tricks like that!"
"I found out that the mental power of that old tortoise has been scanning those five animals and those 'Furious Five' for a long time. They never thought about choosing outsiders at all, but now it seems that they have made up their minds. Have you made up your mind and concentrated on the most powerful tiger?"
o(`^′)o hum!
Others may not be able to see it, but Anne can 'see' it clearly!
Obviously, none of the Furious Five and the Furious Five seemed to satisfy the old tortoise with the old god, but there was no way, it seemed that the Furious Five were already the top existence in the entire Peace Valley So, now it can only pick the tallest one out of a group of dwarves?
Anyway, Annie already knew the shady scene, and the old tortoise had no choice but to reluctantly choose the tigress to be the dragon warrior.
but……
"..."
ε=(′ο｀*)))
Looking at a certain chubby panda outside who was messing around and didn't seem to give up completely, Annie couldn't help but sighed.
Knowing too many things, and being able to know the result in advance may be a bad point...
Because she had already seen the ending of some things ahead of time, obviously, something that would surprise everyone would definitely happen later! But Annie didn't want to interfere. Instead, she thought it was quite interesting, and she was going to secretly help the fat panda outside later, for example... secretly lighting the fuse for the fireworks tied to the bamboo chair. , and guide the opponent's landing point or something?
(??ω??)
Anyway, that kind of small thing is not difficult for Annie, so it just needs a simple thought? Besides, she was quite familiar with that panda, so compared to a tigress she didn't know, she must be more inclined to the panda outside.
(…)
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'...'
'...'
In the Emerald Palace, people are watching with bated breath an old god-pretending old tortoise stretching out its long black paws and swinging from side to side among the Furious Five, waiting for the other party to make a final decision.
However, this time the mutation finally happened!
Whoosh~!
?
boom! ! !
After bursts of beautiful flames from the fireworks that amazed everyone, a certain guy who was very attractive fell from the sky and bumped into the tortoise master... and it was so hard to die, at this time, The tortoise master's claw, the long claw that determines who can be elected as a dragon warrior, just stopped in front of the intruder's nose?
for a long time……
'Thank God...'
‘Given us dragon warriors! He is—Pandaren Po! ! ! '
Wow~!
Clang~! Clang~! Clang~!
When a 'rocket bear' made of fireworks fell from the sky, and accidentally hit the old turtle who was stretching out his hand to point at Tigress, one of the Furious Five... Dramatically, After a certain old tortoise who was deeply surprised decided to make a mistake, the entire band of the Emerald Palace began to celebrate with the audience in the Peace Valley, beating drums and drums loudly.
‘Wow~! '
'Yeah~! '
'Very good! '
‘Long live the panda! ! '
'Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior! '
'Fat Bo! Feibo! '
'That's Po...'
'Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior! '
The animals shouted with all their might. Obviously, a panda who was originally just selling noodles without any kung fu skills was successfully selected by the turtle master as a legendary "Dragon Warrior". Would any of the heroes be chosen as Jackie Chan to make the residents of Peace Valley more uplifted and happy?
perhaps,
The reason why they are so hysterical is just because they hate the rich or the privileged class?
Or, is it because they feel surprised and cheered that those residents who are located in the Valley of Peace, the bottom of the world, still have a little bit of promotion and hope?
"..."
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but,
No matter what they think, Annie has quietly left her previous position at this time, and instead squeezed away the cheering pigs and rabbits who could only look at the inedible pigs and rabbits, and began to take advantage of other people's distractions. When he was paying attention, he quietly walked to the palace complexes further inside the Emerald Palace.
"Let's go!"
??(′?｀?)???
"Tibbers, there doesn't seem to be anything interesting here, let's go to another place first?"
-=????=?????(?)?
Annie would not cheer for a fat and stupid panda with a group of pigs, a group of rabbits and geese who can only watch but not eat, so she finally squeezed out of the crowd and started a People fumbled to the back of the Emerald Palace.
(Dear little master, it's the busiest time here now, you really just left like this, don't you want to play with them here for a while?
Σ(⊙?⊙`)?
——Tibbers is a little puzzled, because in the arena, countless residents of Peace Valley are cheering with the pig etiquette and black swan guards from the Emerald Palace, setting off fireworks and waving ribbons vigorously , it stands to reason, isn't that the kind of scene that a certain bad little master of his family likes the most? )
"No, what's so interesting about it? Anyway, the selection is over, let's go to the mountains for a stroll now, and ignore them for now!"
o('^')o
After taking a look at a fat pandaren in the middle of the ring surrounded by a large group of animals that could only look at but not eat, little Annie turned her head away disdainfully, and took advantage of the fact that no one was around. Pay attention, I slipped directly to the top of the Emerald Palace, and started wandering alone in this building complex.
As for the poor Fei Bo who was inexplicably elected as the dragon knight, the poor pandaren Po was ruthlessly left behind by Little Annie.
Although she secretly helped the other party just now, she obviously doesn't intend to take too much care of the follow-up matters.
(That...respected little master, judging by the direction you are going, you probably intend to steal the 'Shenlong Tianshu', the scroll that is placed in the hall behind, right?
(?°??°?)
——It doesn't matter if a certain bad little master joins in the fun, Tibbers, but now the direction the other party is going has betrayed some of her thoughts, so she couldn't help asking this one more question. )
"!!"
!? (?''??)?
"Steal? You're the only one who steals! People don't care about that kind of thing, they just want to have a look..."
o(′～`●)o=3=3=3
Well, originally Annie did have that idea subconsciously, but now that a bad bear told her that, she suddenly changed her mind and didn't want to go! So, being stubborn, she simply turned in one direction, planning to go to the back hill of the Emerald Palace to see what fun and interesting things there are?
As for the scroll or something...
Although she really, really wanted to see it, and didn't want to wait for a moment, her heart was even more anxious, as if there was a nasty kitten scratching it? However, since what a certain hateful little bear said just now was so nasty, and since no one could take away that scroll or something, then she can take it easy for another day... or when she has time tomorrow. Go take a peek again?
(…)
(lll￢?￢)
(Dear little master, there is no one in that hall now, and it is very noisy outside, so no one will notice it...Although you can go anytime, but if you go to take a peek now, Maybe it is the most suitable opportunity?
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——Finding the tangled expression on his master's little face, Tibbers, who didn't want to be secretly hated for such a trivial matter, hurriedly gave another word of persuasion. After all, it is impossible for the little master of the Tibbers family to steal things, and things like the Time Gem or the Land of Fire are actually "exchanged" with strength, and they are all legal property? )
"!!"
Σ(⊙ω⊙`)?
"Eh? It seems to be the same! Then..."
(??ω??) hehehe
"Tibbers, if we just take it down and take a look, and don't plan to take it away, it must be okay?"
?(ψ｀▽′)o
Although it is said that taking it without warning is for theft, but if you just take it down to have a look, and then put it back properly after reading it, there must be no problem! Even that kind of practice is actually not very good, but as long as the owner doesn't find out, as long as the content you see doesn't spread out, then it's definitely okay!
─=≡Σ(((つ??ω??)
After thinking about it, she comforted herself, and after convincing herself, little Annie turned around again, and ran towards the hall where the Shenlong Tianshu was placed that she subconsciously wanted to go just now.
(…)
ε=(′?｀●)))
The frolicking and chaos outside the Emerald Palace lasted for a long, long time...
About an hour or two later, when the sky was getting dark, when the cheering and celebrating people gradually dispersed and descended the mountain with satisfaction, a certain animal unexpectedly became a "Dragon Warrior" and was carried here to preserve the "Shenlong Tianshu" The pandaren Po in the mysterious Emerald and Azure Dragon Hall began to look around and observe nervously and excitedly.
'...'
‘My God, is this the mysterious Dragon Warrior Hall? Wow! This is really great! ! '
In the past, as one of the most ordinary low-level pandaren in Heping Valley, as A Bao who opened a noodle restaurant, it was simply impossible for him to come here to have a look! At most, it's just watching Wujie practice martial arts and kung fu in today's ring through the peeping hole outside the gate of the Emerald Palace?
And now, he was thrown into this dream place by the people of Jade Palace? Therefore, the pandaren Po couldn't help tiptoeing a little apprehensively, and at the same time wandered around in extreme excitement and started groping around.
'Well? '
"These are twenty green dragon pillars, and they are really made of emerald..."
'! ! '
‘Look at this floor, my God, it’s all the finest glass jadeite! Terrible, if the old man sees it, he will definitely try his best to grab a piece of it and sell it for money! '
Ka~!
'ah! '
'It's so tightly laid that even I can't pick it off...'
He tried to use his sharp claws to dig hard in a corner that would not be noticed by others, and found that the thick emerald floor could not be removed except for leaving a little white mark on it, The pandaren Po had no choice but to give up regretfully.
'This is……'
‘The armor of the Flying Rhino Master? Look at the knife marks and impacts on it, it's really shocking! '
'! ! '
‘This, is this the Hero’s Blade? '
‘The legendary blowing hair and breaking hair, even if you look closely, it may be injured by the blade light, the orangutan Guan Tianyu’s green dragon cuts out the head blade? ! '
‘Is this the invisible wand of fate? It's really completely invisible, you can't even touch it with your hands...'
'and this! '
‘The legendary ‘Urn of Whispering Warriors’ that seals the soul of the entire Heavenly Book Army? ! '
'Wow! '
'and this……'
When he found that items that only appeared in the oral legends of the residents of Heping Valley appeared in front of his eyes, this made the pandaren Po feel extremely excited and rare, so he quickly forgot that those people brought him up. The purpose here is over, I just run around, look around, touch and marvel, as if I want to see all the things I have only heard and seen in portraits or legends before. ?
"Hi~!"
|?˙?˙)?
"!!"
"Wow! You, you, why are you here?!"
Ouch!
Boom~!
Suddenly, the pandaren Po, who had just wandered out from behind a green dragon and emerald pillar and was about to take a good look at the other side of the hall, was frightened by a little guy who poked his head out from behind the pillar, and his feet slipped. With a cry of surprise, he threw his head back and fell to the floor.
"strangeness!"
(￢_￢)
"You can be here, why can't others be here?!"
?????
Annie would not tell the other party that she had just read the 'Dragon Book of Heaven' that the other party had dreamed of, and the 'Book of Words Without Words' inside the emerald green scroll tube carved with emeralds and decorated with gold!
It's a pity that there is no word in the scroll of breaking heaven, even after she used the identification technique to identify it, because ah, it is basically a very ordinary, smooth roll made of specially woven fabric. Is it just a blank scroll that faintly reveals a figure?
"Right……"
Panda Abao nodded, he just planned to stop worrying about why the other party was here, he soon came back to his senses:
"etc!"
"That's wrong! I can come here because I am a 'Dragon Warrior' and I want to become a 'Dragon Warrior', but why can you come here, a hairless little monkey?!"
The pandaren Po still doesn't know what kind of animal this little guy is, so he can only call him 'hairless little monkey' for the time being. After all, the other party looks like a golden monkey no matter what evil it is, at most there are some differences in eye color, hair, skin, hands and feet, etc.?
"!!"
(?╭╮?)
"You are the little hairless monkey! He is a human being, a little girl! Also, have you ever seen a human being?!"
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If it wasn't for someone else's house, if it wasn't for the black swan guards outside, or for an old tortoise and a little raccoon silently watching the place in the distance, Annie might have already put the dare-to-speak in front of her. She is a monkey guy, and she will beat up this kind of idiot who can only be protected by legislation and artificial reproduction!
"never seen it……"
"Are humans hairless animals like you?"
"Also, is the national treasure you told me before you went up the mountain today true? Have you seen something that looks like me?"
Although many things happened today, the panda Po, who had barely settled down, couldn't help asking about the things he was interested in.
"..."
(?????)
"Humans are not hairless animals! Let me tell you, it's said in the book: Humans are defined as creatures that can use language, have complex social organization and technological development?"
(*^▽^*)?
Having said that, Anne also has to admit that the pigs, geese, rabbits, red pandas (raccoons?), turtles, tigers, monkeys, snakes, cranes and praying mantises she saw in the Valley of Peace looked exactly like animals Wait, all animals can be classified into the category of 'human'?
And if you think about it this way, is it not wrong for the other party to say that human beings are a kind of 'animal'? At the same time, this should be the reason why she is always reluctant to eat those talking and intelligent animals. Even if she really wants to eat sometimes, she will try her best to restrain herself. Not always good.
"I seem to understand a little bit..."
"So, you little guy is a kind of animal called 'human'? But what about the national treasure? You said earlier, you said that I am a national treasure, I heard you say that, don't try to deny it! "
Abao doesn't want to care about what kind of animal that "human" is. He just wants to know: What is a national treasure? Has the other party seen a "national treasure" panda that looks exactly like him?
Speaking of which, he has long suspected that he is not the real son of his father, Mr. Ping, because he does not look like him at all! He doesn't have dad's beak at all, nor the useful webs, nor the waterproof feathers, nor the wings that can fly!
In fact, he realized when he was very young: Mr. Pig and Mrs. Pig’s dozens of sons and daughters are all pigs, the rabbit family is also all rabbits, and the big gray geese in the neighbor’s house are all geese hatched from eggs. It just so happened that Ah Bao himself was fat and big, and he was black and white, he didn't look like his father, Mr. Ping at all!
So, if possible, he really wanted to hear more about his national treasure from the mouth of this little girl animal named human.
"You want to ask 'National Treasure'..."
(??ω??)
Thinking of those stupid, cute and honest guys I saw in the zoo, and thinking about the animals living in Pandaria I saw in the world of Azeroth, little Anne couldn't help but hesitated, not knowing what to introduce to the other party A world 'national treasure' is better.
"Okay, let me tell you about it!"
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Finally, after thinking about it, little Annie decided to talk to the other party about a certain kind of 'national treasure'. After making a small face at the other party, she continued to stroll around in this hall and look at those The messy things, while slowly explaining to the other party, began to instill some strange knowledge into the other party.
(…)
(lll￢?￢)
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I don't know how long it took, when Little Annie and the pandaren Abao walked around the Emerald and Azure Dragon Temple and looked at the books, objects, other messy things and the carvings stored in it, She suddenly disappeared when the other party turned his head, leaving only a certain dumb panda who was confused and started looking around in the hall.
'...'
'Hello! '
'Have you seen enough, what are you looking for? '
After a while, when Ah Bao realized that he couldn't find the little girl, and was about to call out the girl, suddenly, a majestic and old voice suddenly sounded behind him.
"?!"
The sudden sound startled Ah Bao again.
"..."
"Oh! Sorry, it's you, respected Master Raccoon, when did you come here?"
Focusing only on Rare and looking for a certain little girl, he completely forgot the time and where he was. After hearing someone's voice, Bao, the pandaren, turned around in fright and saw a man not far away. The guy who didn't know when he stood in front of the pool, the guy who was slightly shorter than a little girl called a human - Master Raccoon!
Master Raccoon is the apprentice of the first Zen Master Turtle, and one of the previous generation's "Furious Five"! At the same time, the other party is also the current head of the Emerald Palace! Therefore, given the identity and status of the other party, for the pandaren Po who had just become a 'Dragon Warrior', he must be the kind of existence that could not be offended and did not dare to offend.
"that……"
"Are you here specifically to teach me the super kung fu in the Shenlong Tianshu that only the legendary 'Dragon Warrior' can learn?"
He walked up to the other party respectfully, and after saluting first, Ah Bao leaned down excitedly with a shy face and asked the other party carefully.
"snort!"
"Stupid panda! Your thinking is still too naive, I can tell you clearly: you will not be, and you cannot be a dragon warrior!"
"Do you know how much trouble you have caused our Jade Palace because of your mess today? Also, do you know how heavy a burden and expectations are on the 'Dragon Warrior'? Pandaren Bao, do you know that you almost ruined all of this!!"
To the pandaren Po's bewilderment, not only did Master Raccoon not teach him the real kung fu in the legendary Shenlong Tianshu as he had imagined, but instead walked towards him with a straight face, And just scolding him for no reason, as if he had done something heinous, completely unreasonable?
"you……"
"This this……"
Not knowing what happened or why the other party was angry, Panda Po was frightened by the other party's aura, so he could only take a big step back obediently, and looked timidly at the other party holding the A flute-like thing began to circle around and pointed at itself, shaking its head and evaluating.
"Pandaren Po!"
"Maybe you don't know? Only after you have cultivated to the highest level of kung fu can you understand the secrets in the Shenlong Tianshu..."
"And for a person like you, it is completely impossible!"
"Look at your fat butt, this slack butt, I'm afraid it's worse than those stupid pigs in Peace Valley, right?"
Snapped!
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After the evaluation, Master Raccoon, who seemed to be a little perplexed, slapped the other party's buttocks with a stick.
'Ouch! '
After being scolded straight away, A Bao, who didn't figure out what was going on with the other party, got hit again, could only exclaim, and aggrievedly kept his precious food, which had to eat a lot every day To maintain the buttocks.
"snort!"
"Look at your arms again, how much strength can these fat and fat bring you?"
"Also, what I can't bear the most is your ridiculous belly! Please tell me loudly, Pandaren Po, where is your waist? Can you point it out to me?!"
puff!
?
Boom! !
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The more he looked at it, the more he felt angry, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt that the other party was not a material for practicing kung fu. Master Raccoon viciously greeted the other party's arms and belly with the bamboo flute in his hand, as if he was hitting them a few more times. Will it get smaller?
You know, when he and Master Turtle made up their minds to restart the "Dragon Scroll" a few days ago, intending to select dragon warriors and pass down the divine dragon book representing infinite power, they never thought that such a one would be selected Ridiculous panda's!
'Ah oh~! '
Following the raccoon master of the Emerald Palace slapping the flute in his hand while angrily scolding, the pandaren Po, who only felt extremely painful at the place where he was scolded and slapped by the flute, stepped back several times in pain. He took a few steps until he was a little farther away from the raccoon master who hated him so much for some reason, then he sat down on the emerald floor, and at the same time he hurriedly rubbed his legs, arms and belly vigorously.
"Ah……"
"Panda Po, listen to me! You can't be a dragon warrior, and you never will be... I know, you're just the son of a noodle shop owner, and you don't do anything but roll noodles and cook. Yes, you are worse than any goose guard in the Emerald Palace!"
"So, do you think that I will hand over the secret of infinite power hidden in the 'Shenlong Tianshu' to you?!"
After finishing speaking, Master Raccoon squinted his eyes and warned the other party viciously.
If we say that when he was at the venue, he was more shocked, and he might still have a little bit of expectation in his heart. Now, after thoroughly understanding everything about this damn panda, including the other party's family and physical fitness, , he was already completely disappointed with the other party.
He just wanted to try his best to drive the other party out of his Emerald Palace before the tortoise master made up his mind and handed over the scroll to the other party.
Because, whether it is for the other party, or for the people in the Emerald Palace, or for the people in the Peace Valley, there are only benefits and no harm. Therefore, the other party is best to quit? Besides, he really couldn't see that the fat guy in front of him would be the kind of hardworking and able to learn kung fu material, even if he wanted to train him, it might be too late.
"ah!?"
"No! Master Raccoon, you can't do that!"
"You know, everyone has seen that I am the dragon warrior appointed by Master Ooze in public, and I am destined to become a 'Dragon Hero'! Also, I, Bao, is a national treasure, you must not treat me like that!!"
The pandaren Po was in a hurry, and hurriedly got up and covered his sore spots, and rushed to Master Raccoon's back and forth, grinning in pain and protesting loudly at the same time.
Although, it was indeed a beautiful misunderstanding at the beginning, but now Ah Bao has gradually accepted his title of "Dragon Warrior", and is willing to accept everything! Besides, this is the last and best chance for him to learn real kung fu here in Jade Palace, that is his dream, he will not give up easily unless he resigns himself to his fate and returns to Dad's noodle shop , become a third-generation noodle maker and a noodle shop owner for a lifetime?
"ridiculous!"
"Master Turtle is old and confused, choosing you is the most stupid decision! I will not let him make such a dangerous and bad decision at such a difficult moment!"
If Master Turtle chooses any of the five apprentices of his Master Raccoon, he will naturally have nothing to say, because the five of them have been trained by him for many years, and their kung fu has reached the point of perfection. He is qualified to read the Shenlong Tianshu and comprehend the secrets in the scroll.
but……
If it were replaced by the obese panda without any kung fu foundation, it would definitely be a huge disaster! Whether it is for the Emerald Palace or the residents of Peace Valley, it is a disaster!
So, considering the horrible things they were about to face, that was something he, Master Raccoon, would never allow.
"etc!"
"Hmph! Panda, what do you mean by the 'national treasure' you just mentioned?!"
Out of anger, Master Raccoon finally asked about the weird word that popped out of the other party's mouth just now, because he seemed to have never heard of that word? Moreover, he didn't think the guy in front of him would be any treasure.
"ah!"
"I, I don't know what that means, it was told to me by a little human girl who was still here just now..."
After finishing speaking, a certain panda began to look left and right, as if he wanted to find the little girl who told him a lot of things just now and praised him as a great national treasure from this mysterious hall that was already slightly dim?
It's a pity that he had searched all over just now, and now he couldn't even find the shadow of the other party in a hurry, and he didn't know where he was hiding.
"Little girl? Human?"
"Where is she? Why didn't I see it?!"
In astonishment, Master Raccoon followed the gaze of the other party and scanned the hall, but he soon came back to his senses and turned cold again.
"She was here just now, she is a very rare human..."
Ah Bao was a little uncertain, because he didn't know when the other party disappeared, and he didn't know if the other party was still here.
"Nonsense!"
"I've never heard of a 'human' animal. Are you out of your mind? Also, this is the Emerald Palace with heavy guards, and Master Turtle and I are here. Who can break into this place? Come?"
According to Master Raccoon's keen spiritual perception, in this hall and within a few hundred steps around them, except for this stupid panda in front of them, there are only people from their Emerald Palace, and there is no one with a foreign name at all. 'Human' little girl! And if there is, there is absolutely no way that he and Master Turtle haven't discovered it until now!
"But, she was here just now..."
Ah Bao is very sure that the little girl he just saw is here, and she also told him a lot of things, told him a lot of strange and interesting knowledge, and earlier ate noodles in his noodle shop , and even gave him a coin that made his father, Mr. Ping, change his attitude!
His father can testify to him about that kind of thing, and no matter how stupid he is, he will never forget it so quickly, so it is absolutely impossible for him to lose his mind and go crazy.
"I understand, you are probably hallucinating..."
Master Raccoon shook his head, he didn't intend to entangle his opponent with the trivial issue just now, he just wanted to say a little more, and then let the other party give up the unrealistic idea of becoming a 'Dragon Warrior' and go down the mountain as soon as possible go?
"No! I didn't. She went to our noodle shop to eat noodles today, and she said she wanted to eat..."
Before the word 'meat' was uttered, Ah Bao, who knew the seriousness of the matter, quickly covered his mouth.
"Anyway, according to what she said, beating me like you just now will result in imprisonment?"
"Master Raccoon, maybe you don't know? In a place called Earth, the treatment of a little panda like you is definitely not comparable to that of my national treasure! You must give me that thing, the Divine Dragon Book , because I am a national treasure, I am the most qualified to be a 'Dragon Warrior'!"
Thinking of just coming here, of the strange little girl he met here before Master Raccoon came here and what she said, the pandaren Po began to feel confident and proudly raised his arms He rubbed his chin, making a look of disdain for everything.
Because if the little human girl is right, then he, Bao, and Feibo, the unique existence in Heping Valley, should enjoy all kinds of privileges! For example, you can live in a mansion called a 'zoo' every day, and then there are many beauties and humans who eat, drink and sleep to serve you. You don't have to do any work, just 'show cute'?
Of course, he, Po, doesn't have so many demands, and he doesn't want any beautiful human breeders, he just wants the raccoon master in front of him to quickly hand over the Dragon Book to him, and then let him eat in the Emerald Palace from now on Just live with a good drink.
'...'
Eyes wide open, staring at the fat panda in front of him for a while, Master Raccoon narrowed his eyes suddenly, raised his brows, and then resolutely raised his hand again. Hard Bamboo Flute.
"you!"
"I will make you a national treasure!"
Crack~!
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Dizi's head slapped the bear's paw of a certain panda triumphantly, as if wanting to beg for something from him. Perhaps because of his shortness of breath, the force of the blow made the other's fingers swell instantly.
'Ah~! '
'pain! pain! pain! '
A certain panda howled miserably on the spot...
"snort!"
"What's wrong with beating you, you still want me to go to jail?!"
Pfft~! !
?
Immediately afterwards, the flute slapped viciously on the fat and loose buttocks of the other party horizontally with inner strength, and the flesh and fat on it vibrated layer by layer to the whole body like waves.
Not to mention that the other party is not yet a dragon warrior or the so-called dragon hero, even if the other party really becomes a disciple of the Emerald Palace and has obtained the inheritance of the Shenlong Tianshu, as a master, he can punish the other party at will. Like now?
‘Aww~! '
The pain was so severe that a certain panda howled miserably and jumped up.
"Do you still dare to hide?"
"I will give you high treatment!!"
Boom~!
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The final blow hit a certain panda's head with funny black eye circles and white hair hard, causing the opponent to roll his eyes and slump down to the gorgeous glass species in this hall. Emerald floor.
'...'
So, the pandaren Po just lay there in such a magnificent manner...
"snort!"
"A child cannot be taught!"
Seeing that the other party was successfully knocked unconscious by him, Master Raccoon put his hands behind his back in annoyance, and walked out cursingly with his flute horizontally.
He didn't pay attention to the guy who fainted on the ground of the temple, because he knew that he didn't hit too hard, and the guy would wake up after a while! It's just that he hopes that after the other party wakes up, he can retreat in spite of the difficulties, and go down the mountain by himself before dawn, and continue to return to the noodle shop in the small town of Pinggu to sell noodles?
After all, there are some things that he thinks will definitely not be tolerated by the other party's easy-going, innocent, active, playful, childish and stupid pandaren! Kung fu and dragon warriors are best regarded as a dream for the other party, but now, he has completely awakened the other party's dream.
"..."
"No, I have to go talk to Master Turtle again!!"
Walking to the door, and looking back at the panda lying on the emerald floor behind him again, Master Raccoon gritted his teeth, and made a certain determination when he pushed the door out.
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|●'ω')_? Brothers, please drink tea and ask for tickets~!