The First Thousand and Fifty-Seven Chapters ?(′?`*) Jiuxian, Mist Weaving and Wind Walking Kung Fu, Which One Do You Want to Learn, Po?
the night is already deep...
When the residents in the Peace Valley below the mountain, when the pigs, geese, and rabbits have already turned off the lights and went to sleep, the whole town fell into darkness and peace; When the black swans extinguished the oil lamps one by one to rest, a little girl who had no desire to sleep was gnawing peaches with one hand and some kind of food that would not be appreciated by people in this world in this interesting place she found. The delicacy of understanding and acceptance looks at the scenery of the mountains at night.
And the kind of delicacy that won't be easily accepted by the 'people' in this Valley of Peace is: a big and fragrant roast turkey leg!
The roast turkey was picked up by Annie from the Bears and Shields Bureau's victory banquet not long ago, after she thought it was delicious, and stored it in her bag, but then, she had to take it out soon after she came to this world?
This is something she has no good way of doing...
Because, the animals in this world, whether they are birds or beasts, or insects of different sizes, it seems that all of them can talk, and they are all intelligent creatures?
Therefore, in the case that these animals cannot eat, she can only eat the food stored in her space bag... Moreover, she can only hide here and eat secretly like this , otherwise, once it is seen by those fussing animals, God knows what kind of moths will be provoked!
Maybe,
In the minds of those animals, her eating meat is as evil and heinous as seeing someone eating 'roasted human meat' on earth? !
"Aha!"
??????(??)?????? I shake! I shake hard~!
Little Annie, who just gnawed on the chicken leg and felt a little dry, walked to the magical peach tree on the top of the mountains and beside the cliff again after finishing a peach, and stretched out her eyes. The little hand that seemed weak, but in fact could kill a dragon with bare hands, began to shake vigorously.
Then……
In the next second, countless peach blossoms and ripe fruits fell down like rain. After Annie stopped shaking, besides the pattering petals still continuing, those fruits were even more so. It's all over the place!
"Uh-huh……"
o(￣～￣) chew!
"Tibbers,
This peach tree is really strange. It blooms and bears fruit at the same time... Look, the peaches on the tree have just matured, and it blooms again? "
ヾ(????????)ノ??
In front of this cliff platform, I threw the leftover peach pits under the cloud-filled cliff outside, regardless of where it would fall down the mountain, and whether it would hit the flowers and plants. Little Anne suddenly As soon as he stretched out his hand, he firmly grasped a peach blossom that was dangling down from this strange peach tree, and said it to his little bear Tibbers in a strange way.
Actually, this peach tree is not so rare...
Because, Annie, who once visited and ate in the peach garden of Aunt Queen Mother, and picked many, many peaches and put them in her bag, has seen the kind that keeps blooming and bearing fruit, and the fruit is still hanging for thousands of years. Even rarer is the flat peach tree in heaven!
(σ^??^)σ????;◇;??
So, after talking casually, she stretched out her hand with a playful smile, and inserted the peach blossom next to the ear of her little bear.
(…)
(●￣(??)￣●??)
(Tibbers didn't talk to him, because he knew that his bad little master was just talking casually and using him to amuse himself while eating, and he was used to it... Also, Peach Blossom It doesn’t matter, if the other party’s greasy little hand doesn’t keep rubbing it on its body, it will definitely be happier and willing to talk to the other party!)
"However..."
(?????????????)
"Tibbers, I have eaten it. The fruit of this peach tree is still very good. It contains a lot of spiritual energy, otherwise it would not be blooming and bearing fruit at this time... If ordinary 'people' eat it, at least they will be able to strengthen their bodies, right?"
o(??????????) o??
"But those black swans in the Emerald Palace and those guys who know kung fu are really disgusting. If you have such a good thing, you want to occupy it yourself, and you don't want the people down the mountain to see it?"
s (????ˇεˇ????)ゞ
So, I think those guys who know kung fu, those privileged classes in this world know how to occupy good things, and it’s fine to build houses with emerald and gold, but they don’t let the pigs down the mountain come up and enjoy these good things The behavior was very abominable, and Annie herself could stay here with more peace of mind and eat the fruit of this peach tree, without even the slightest bit of guilt!
Because, instead of those pigs, rabbits and gray swans who are not black enough, she will eat their share back!
"Ummmm..."
(￣～￣) Chew!
"ha!"
o(╯▽╰)o delicious~~
"..."
"Tibbers, the night here is so quiet, and the stars tonight are also beautiful..."
(???????????????)
Speaking of which, Anne hasn't eaten quietly and watched the night alone like this for a long time.
So, looking at it, she felt a little bit like the bad guy Amoline's mother at home... However, knowing that the other party is doing well now, knowing that the other party is still taken care of by those guys in the Koprulu sector, knowing that a certain A guy named Galen was still in Voodooland picking up girls, and she quickly let go and forgot about him once again.
(Report to the little master! Now the little one can only see: there are no stars in the sky tonight, this is a big cloudy day, the sky looks drowsy, full of thick dark clouds, the little one doesn't even see a single star!
???????????????
——Because a certain hateful guy specially rubbed those greasy and sticky things on his bear skin, this made him have been served with delicious food and drink for two full years, and even had a shit-shoveling officer in the shower Tibbers, who was serving together, felt more and more dissatisfied... So, as if protesting, it unceremoniously corrected the nonsense in the other party's mouth, and expressed its complicated feelings at the moment in different ways. )
"That's because you're stupid!"
(?????????-)??
"Tibbers, think about it..."
(????ω????)
"No matter whether it's day or night, whether it's sunny or cloudy, the stars in the sky hang and twinkle well in the endless starry sky outside this strange animal earth, as long as you look past those clouds, then It's easy to see them, of course!"
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(…)
(??????????)
(As for a bad-hearted little master who knows how to ridicule himself because he is full and has nothing to do, he can’t see through the clouds with magic, and pretends to say that he is short-sighted or too stupid, Tibbers simply shuts it down. mouth.)
"But Tibbers, don't tell me, people just discovered it when they 'looked' at the stars and the moon. The earth in this world seems to be a little different from the earth in other worlds. Even the sun, moon, and stars have It's a big difference..."
(°-°〃)
"Maybe it's because of this that the energy concentration on this planet and the aura that those guys said went wrong, so the animals are all highly evolved?"
(*^▽^*)??
Of course, little Annie was just guessing about that kind of thing casually. She didn't study it seriously, and didn't intervene in the evolution and certain processes of other people's worlds, because she just came here to play. I won't meddle in other people's affairs!
(…)
(●￣(??)￣●)
(Tibbers still didn't talk, because he couldn't understand these messy things, and he didn't want to care about why those animals talked! It only cared about: the greasy little hand of a bad little master, How much do you need to rub against it?!)
(!!)
∑(????｀)? !
(However, Tibbers, who was just about to continue to protest twice, soon found out in despair: the bad little master of his family, at this moment, started to put his hands together, hastily and vigorously Constantly rubbing against the bearskin shell?)
"oops!"
ヾ(????﹏??)????
It turned out that it was Annie who discovered that a fat guy in black and white style, afraid that the most advanced camera could not take color photos, was wandering here without sleep in the middle of the night with his head downcast?
so,
She didn't want the guys in this world to see her secretly eating animal meat and making a fuss, so she hurriedly put away the roasted turkey leg that she had eaten less than half of, and used her hands to slap it on a certain place. After wiping the bear's body clean, he casually wiped his greasy little mouth with the back of his hand for the last time.
(…)
??(ψ｀??′)o Protest!
Benedict...
beep... beep...
'...'
With the sound of dull and slow footsteps on the mountain path above the quiet mountain, finally, the panda man Po came up dejectedly. He seemed to be in a bad mood, so much so that when he saw a The girl was sitting here with a greasy mouth and didn't pay much attention to it.
He just glanced at it lightly, then continued to lower his head, walking silently, step by step, to the bottom of the peach tree.
'well……'
Then, just squatting there, calmly picking up the overripe peaches that Little Annie just shook off from the peach tree and fell to the ground, and sighed from time to time while eating...
"??"
ヽ(゜Q.)ノ?
Today, when I saw the other party in that hall, this fat guy was obviously very happy, not to mention how proud he was! But now, seeing the other party in such a strange manner, it was obvious that little Annie, who had finally eaten everything up, felt a little curious and puzzled.
So, after thinking about it with her little head tilted, she pursed her lips, walked gently in front of the other party, squatted down her small body, blinked her big blue eyes, and raised her head slightly. , just looked at the other party's face with dark circles, which was obviously not very happy, and studied it carefully.
(…)
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(Tibbers is very upset now, because, he found out, some of his poor little masters would ignore his protests for a stupid panda? This is really bullying! Wait, but don't Let it catch the chance, otherwise, even if it doesn't burn that nasty panda on the spot, it will definitely beat the other party hard to vent its anger!)
"Hello!"
o(*^▽^*)o
"Fei Bo, why are you frowning, and what's wrong?"
ヾ(*⌒??⌒)??
"I clearly remember..."
"Didn't you just choose that dragon warrior today, you can immediately learn that kind of super powerful kung fu, and then from then on you can eliminate the weak and support the strong, be a chivalrous hero, and become the "shenlong" that you even dreamed of Heroes', shouldn't this be something to be very happy about?"
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Yes, the more I look at Annie, the more curious and puzzled I am about the state of this sluggish fat panda in front of me.
Because in her mind, the other party finally chose Dragon Warrior today, and immediately suppressed the prestige of the "Five Furious Five" or "Five Heroes", detonating the public opinion circle in Pinggu. Made a super big melon... That kind of thing is like spending two yuan to win a trillion-dollar jackpot that can never be won. Shouldn't it be worth the other party's excitement and dancing and not wanting to go to sleep all night? right?
But check it out now!
The other party has such a dejected and aggrieved look, if people who don't know see it, they will think it is the other party's duck or goose or something, who has been killed, plucked and eaten by others!
"you……"
"You should call me Po..."
The pandaren Po just raised his head and glanced at a little girl squatting in front of him, then quickly lowered his head and eyelids, and continued silently picking up the dusty fruits on the ground , I opened my mouth and ate them one by one without even wiping them.
"I don't want to! People still think it's more kind to call you Feibo?"
o(^▽^)o
However, the other party didn't insist any more, and just continued to eat silently, so Annie felt that it was amused to lean over again.
"Hey! Don't you know how to wipe the fruits on the ground? It's full of dust and bacteria, how dirty is that?"
(￢д￢.)
"Wow! You didn't even spit out the core, did you really swallow it?"
o(??Д??)っ!
"It's really amazing. No wonder guys like you are called iron-eating beasts in another world. It turns out that not only can you eat bamboo, but you can also eat fruit cores..."
o(??ω??)o
Seeing the way the other party eats peaches without spitting out the core, and chewing the peach core until it makes a 'crack' sound, little Annie can't help but feel a little admiration. She finally understood why this animal named panda likes to eat bamboo so much. It turned out that their teeth are so good?
However, if it were her, she would still like sugar cane a little more. Although they are all cut and hard, it is clear that sugar cane has more water and sugar! Back then, she had gnawed on someone else's bamboo, but she still had a fresh memory of that bitter thing.
"Hello!?"
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However, when Annie leaned down to get close to the other side of the other party's big face, she only found that the other party's eyelids were still half drooping, as if she didn't exist?
"Feibo, what's the matter with you? Anyway, I'm very free now, and I'm not in a hurry to find a place to sleep. Or, tell me what you saw? Maybe, Can people help you?"
(????▽????)?
If it weren't for the fact that the other party's father, Mr. Ping, the big gray goose, was still busy in the noodle shop in the small town of Pinggu under the mountain, and complained that her son didn't want it and went to practice kung fu, Annie would have thought of the other party. The reason for this is that the big goose that looked like a duck was eaten by someone!
"..."
Maybe it was because the little girl named human was too noisy, or maybe some words of the other party touched a certain nerve in him?
Anyway, the pandaren Ah Bao finally stopped picking up and chewing peaches and swallowing them from the ground one after another, and raised his head hesitantly, looking at the smooth and white skin in front of him, but only Some strangely named human animal little girls with fine hairs that are almost invisible to the naked eye asked nervously:
"Annie, are we friends now?"
Panda Po has some things that he really wants to tell someone. If the little girl in front of him is willing to be his Po’s friend like his friends, he may take all the troubles and grievances in his heart away. Not sure if you tell them all?
"Um……"
(????ω??)
"Friends or something, shouldn't be counted?"
ヾ(????ω??｀)??
"But Feibo, even though we've only known each other for less than a day, compared to other animals, I still like you a little bit! Really, it's better than the kind of deceitful words my family Tibbers said. Be more real!"
(?????????-)??
Tibbers's nonsense is definitely unbelievable, so Anne just said that she likes the other party, at most, there is only a little bit, and there are so many pointy nails on the little finger, it really can't be more.
(!!)
??(ψ｀??′)o
"However, if you want to be someone's friend, it's not impossible, but you have to work harder to have a chance!"
(*??︶??*)
For example, try to make delicious food to please and bribe her every day? Anyway, if it is something delicious, she will definitely accept it very generously and gain a little bit of reputation with her. When the reputation reaches above friendly, it will be barely enough. It's half a friend.
But seriously, it seems that there are really very few guys who can be regarded as friends by Annie herself?
If you think about it carefully, in so many worlds, although she knows and befriends many people, most of them are just her playmates, students, subordinates, servants, subordinates, Is it just someone with a good relationship or someone who likes to be bullied?
Therefore, Anne's friends are really very few...
And the chubby panda in front of her, who has only known each other for less than a day, is unlikely to become her friend so quickly anyway, so she won't let the other party fill up her reputation so quickly! Now, at most, it can only be neutral and upward.
However, compared to other animals in Pinggu, she really likes the fat panda in front of her anyway! Anyway, the other party is very pleasing to the eye, no matter what, she will never be like those pigs, rabbits, and black and white swans. She can't help but want to grab them and roast them to eat meat. !
For example: those delicious braised pork, spicy rabbit head and beer goose...
"Liking me a little bit?"
"But why? Is there really any advantage in me?"
Panda Po is now at the most depressed and sad time, so when he heard this weird human girl in front of him say a little bit of good things about him, he seemed to have caught a life-saving straw, and hurriedly followed the words. It seems that he wants the other party to say more quickly, so that he won't be as wronged and uncomfortable as he is now?
"Of course there is!"
(?????????-)??
"For example: your panda is very stupid, fat, easy to bully, and fun to talk to, and then you usually look a little silly?"
(?????????-)??
(Heh! Dear little master, you might as well not say these words! Let him take it seriously, and let him be happy for a while longer?
(lll￢??￢)
——Hearing that a certain sad little girl said that kind of thing when a certain panda was down and down, even Tibbers, who was a little jealous just now, couldn't stand it... because, this is clearly a certain panda. It's not pitiful enough for a bad little guy to look at the other party, so he stepped on the other party's fragile heart a few more times? )
(!!)
(?????????????‖)??
(Great, respectful and lovely little master, the little one knows it's wrong...)
o(ㄒ??ㄒ)o
(However, it was too late for Tibbers to beg for mercy... because, the bad-hearted little master of his family has already thrown his hands away, and threw it from the cloud-shrouded cliff behind it like the kind of fruit stone he just threw It was generally thrown down... Presumably, it will definitely need to stay in a place under the cliff for a whole night.)
"oh oh……?"
"You, you mean..."
Annie's words made Po, a certain panda with wide-open dark circles, startled for a while.
Then soon, the panda who was looking forward to it directly lowered his head in frustration again, and once again drooped his fat shoulders and small ears aggrievedly, and began to pick up those who were picked up by someone one by one with his head down. The distraught little girl was shaken so much that she dropped the peaches all over the floor, and then she started chewing with great gulp.
"really……"
"During the day today, it was really a mistake for Master Turtle to choose me as a dragon warrior...I don't know anything, and I'm stupid and fat. There's a reason why they don't like me..."
While talking, the pandaren Po became even more sad.
So much so that he just sat down on the ground straight away, stretched out his hands and pulled them, and after gathering a handful of peaches, he picked up those peaches from the ground one by one, regardless of the peach blossoms or dirt on them. , just keep stuffing it into his mouth like that, as if eating non-stop can make him feel better and make him forget those unpleasant things?
Although, he himself knew that doing this would definitely not change other people's views of him, but besides this, besides eating, it seemed that he really had no other better way... No matter what, no matter what Whether it is Master Raccoon or Tigress, Little Snake, Old Crane, Mantis or Monkey King, they will definitely not change their opinion of him because of anything he does.
because,
He, Panda Po, was not the dragon warrior they wanted, he let them down...
"Hello!"
|????ω??`)
"Fei Bo, don't worry about being sad, just tell me, what's wrong with you?!"
(????▽????)?
Seeing that after having had enough trouble with the other party, seeing that the other party seemed to be completely unhappy, Annie had no choice but to walk up to the other party, while stretching out her hand to playfully fiddle with the other party's little black plush ears, while Trying to keep a straight face, endured that little expression of gloating, and asked carefully and patiently.
Annie didn't know why the other party became like this at all, and she didn't know how to comfort a panda, because, in her opinion, as long as she could eat, drink, have fun, and sleep well every day, nothing would really happen. Make her feel sad!
Maybe that's why a certain bad bear always says she's heartless?
Of course, she will not easily admit that she is often heartless! At most... At most it's just occasionally? !
"..."
Boom~! Boom~!
After a while, maybe I figured it out, maybe I really wanted to find someone to talk to, so Panda Po finally spoke:
"Is such that……"
"Just now in that hall, Master Raccoon said that he doesn't like me... He also said that it is impossible for someone like me to learn Kung Fu in this life, and it is even more impossible to reach the highest level of Kung Fu..."
"He said……"
"Guys like me with big buttocks, flabby arms, all the flab, big bellies, bad hygiene, bad breath, dull heads, and weak muscles are just awful, and he'll never admit that I'm The legendary 'Dragon Warrior' also claimed that he would never give me the 'Shenlong Tianshu' which contains the secret of infinite power..."
Anyway, it is already very sad now, and I feel that it can’t get worse, and it’s better to have someone to talk about than nothing. The pandaren Po talked more and more, so he started to successfully run for Dragon Warrior and join Jade All the injustices encountered on the first day of the palace were all spoken out like pouring beans.
"If you don't give it, don't give it. Anyway, there's nothing on it. I've seen it. It's on it..."
(??????????)
"!!"
(;￣x￣)
Fortunately, Annie kept her mouth shut at the critical moment.
And her nonsense words did not attract the attention of a pandaren who was in a state of grief, otherwise, I am afraid that she would have been discovered and punished when she ran to that hall and peeked at the Shenlong Tianshu. Was it exposed?
At that time, what kind of huge disturbance may arise!
She had heard about it, those animals were so attached to that blank book, even a leopard wanted to take a look before, but was defeated by them and locked up?
"Woo..."
"You may not know that even the Furious Five, who I admire the most, don't seem to like me..."
The pandaren Po just lowered his head and lowered his eyes, whimpering and talking little by little. As for what the little girl just said or whether she was listening, he didn’t care too much, because he just needed someone to listen to him, so that he could let the girl know what she was talking about. He felt better, that's all.
However, thinking of the Furious Five who was regarded as an idol by me, and who also bought countless portraits, books, precious figures and other fan items in the room of my home, I was overwhelmed by the Furious Five who I could only look up to. Jie ridicule and hostility, Bao's mood became more and more depressed.
"Woo..."
"They said that I am not the material for practicing kung fu, and I don't have any kung fu foundation. Sooner or later, I will die on the mountain..."
"They also said I couldn't even touch my own toes..."
"You can't even see your own feet?!"
Others are fine, but there are some sayings that the pandaren Po really disagrees with!
Because, although he really doesn't know any kung fu, he can learn it. He believes that as long as someone is willing to teach him, he will definitely learn it well, he promises!
As for the 'can't touch his toes' thing... well, he really can't, but that kind of little thing doesn't matter because he can still barely see his own toes, at least in his Can you see it when you sit down?
"They still laugh at my precious fat..."
Ah Bao never thought that one day he would be disliked by others because of being overweight, and because of this, he would lose the opportunity to practice Kung Fu?
That kind of thing is really unfair to him, because no one has ever told him such a thing! If so, maybe he would eat a little less every day?
Besides, there is nothing wrong with being fat, at least he is not afraid of being beaten, even if he rolls, he can easily pass through the wooden puppet alleys and fire dragon formations that the Furious Five and the others usually train! Moreover, he can jump into the big river without worrying about being drowned without knowing how to swim. Who among them can do it?
"Ooh!"
(灬??ω??灬)
Hearing what the other party said, Little Annie blinked her eyes, then looked at the other party up and down again, and silently praised some bad guys' words in her heart, agreeing with those guys very much judge!
"..."
(????ω????)
But, since a certain guy is very sad and sad now, she will not express her further opinions for the time being, lest the other party will not think about it for a while and jump off this cliff?
If she really did that, maybe the other party would crush a certain bad bear she just threw down, and that would be bad. At that time, it will be super troublesome for her to wash those brains, blood or fat, and it is disgusting to think about it!
"Woo..."
"The people here don't seem to welcome me..."
"They also said that I have no brain, no claws, no wings, no fangs, and no sickles, saying that I shouldn't be here in the Emerald Palace..."
"The most powerful Huniu even said bluntly: I never belonged here, I don't deserve to stay in the Emerald Palace... If I continue to stay, I will definitely shame Kungfu? If I treat them, treat them If you still have respect for your career, if you still want to do good for the residents of Heping Valley, and if you want to make some contributions to everyone, it is best to leave before dawn?"
"so……"
So what, the pandaren Po didn't continue talking.
Anyway, it’s already like this now. It is basically confirmed that except for Master Turtle, who has rarely shown up in the Jade Palace, and has not made a clear statement, other people don’t welcome him very much. Even now, even I faintly doubt whether I am real. After being able to become a dragon warrior, he actually had the idea of retreating faintly in his heart.
Maybe, before the sun rises tomorrow, he will leave here, go down the mountain and return to the small town of Heping Valley, and then continue to work with his father, Mr. Ping, to manage the small noodle shop and cook his own food well. On the other hand, just treat it as a guest who came to the Emerald Palace for a night, as for kung fu or "Dragon Warrior", just treat it as a dream, and completely forget about them all?
Maybe……
perhaps……
Is it just like that?
"ah?"
(*￣△￣*)
"So, you are really planning to go down the mountain by yourself before tomorrow morning?!"
Σ(⊙ω⊙`)? !
Looking at the other party's expression, and recalling the extremely frustrating words that the other party said just now, how could Annie not guess what kind of bad plan the other party is planning now?
"..."
"I really don't know, my heart is in a mess..."
"I am very depressed……"
Baji~! Baji~!
Boom~!
grunt! !
Having said all that and feel like you're in a better mood now?
Therefore, the pandaren Po, who just wants to have a good meal and rush back to help before dawn, before his father, Mr. Ping, has opened his doors for business, has already made up his mind and is not going to continue to expect more extravagant ideas .
perhaps,
That Furious Five that I admire so much, that Master Huniu is really right? Whether it's Kung Fu or Emerald Palace, it should not be suitable for me, and it's really just a beautiful mistake for Master Ougui to choose himself as Dragon Warrior?
"..."
(lll￢ω￢)
"All right!"
ε=(??ο｀*)))
"Since we know each other, and because you have been bullied so miserably and pitifully by those scoundrels, let me help you with a little mercy today!"
╮(╯▽╰)╭
Finally, seeing the honest and dutiful fat panda in front of her being bullied like this by those guys from the Emerald Palace, little Annie, who was a little too blind, suddenly made up her mind: she was going to help the other party a little bit. , teach each other a little bit, and prepare to slap those 'Furious Five' and 'Furious Five' in the face when the time comes?
"???"
The pandaren Po raised his head in doubt, looking at the weird little human girl in front of him, wondering why she could help him.
"Hello!"
??(ψ｀▽′)o
"Fei Bo, I am surprised to see your bones (fat, pitiful and helpless), and you are a one-of-a-kind martial arts prodigy (why?), so here I have a set of ultra-authentic pandas from the world of Azeroth. Do you want to learn real kung fu and super powerful qi?!"
????????
For Queen Anne, who went to Pandaria's Valley of the Four Winds half-mountain market twice and three times to fool around with those pandaren, she came into contact with and learned about the secret monk inheritance of the pandaren, and she could see the meaning of it at a glance. Yes, it is really too simple for an existence like her.
It's just that because she never had the opportunity to use it, and no one was qualified enough to let her use that kind of hand-to-hand combat to kill and fight, she just kept hiding it and didn't show it. However, that doesn't mean she not!
"???"
"You know kung fu? Just you? Forget it, you little arms and legs, don't tease me..."
The pandaren Po was stunned, and a trace of expectation flashed in his eyes, but it soon became dim again.
Obviously, how could this weird little human girl animal with thin skin and tender flesh, who looked like a hairless monkey, know kung fu and have the ability to teach herself? Therefore, he should not expect too much, hurry up and have a good meal of this seemingly delicious peach here in the back mountain of the Emerald Palace, and then dare to wait in front of the window on the second floor of his house when the sun shines early tomorrow morning Just go down the mountain!
"How dare you underestimate this queen?!"
(ー`?? ー)
"Here, here you are! Take this stick and try to hit me!"
??(ヽ`д′) o——
Seeing the other party's carelessness and disbelief in her, Annie immediately became angry!
So, she directly picked up a dead branch that she had just shaken off from the ground, which looked tough, and impatiently stuffed it into the opponent's bear claw, pointing at her head and yelling at the opponent.
"..."
Maybe it's because he didn't focus on the little girl in front of him at all, maybe he's in a bad mood, or maybe it's because his brain isn't working well?
Anyway, the pandaren Ah Bao didn't think much at all, he actually raised his hand directly, and then swung his stick viciously at the opponent's cute little head!
Crack~!
??
Next second!
The branch that was absolutely capable of knocking out a big fat pig with a single shot snapped off as a matter of course. Except half remained in the hands of the somewhat sluggish panda Po, the other half flew out of the cliff, and I don't know where it fell...
"!!"
!? (??''????)??
"Wow! You guy, you really dare to fight?!"
??(ヽ`д′)╭??
Annie was a little angry, because she was just saying it politely, but then thought that the other party actually made a move on her?
"!!"
"You, are you okay? You, do you really know kung fu? Or is it that your head is harder!"
The pandaren Ah Bao was startled, and stared blankly at the thick branch in his hand in disbelief, seeing the freshness of the fracture, he felt that such a thick thing, even the hardest-headed rhinoceros, could If you don't resist, I'm afraid he will be beaten with a stick so that you can't stand up for a long time, right?
But now, the little girl animal called human in front of me seems to have nothing at all? !
"snort!!"
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Although it was true that she let the other party hit her just now, Annie still planned to take revenge when the other party really hit her!
so……
"Be aware!"
Monk's stunt: split muscles and bones! !
o(ヽ`д′)┌┛★)`з;??Ahh~!
Little Annie, who must take revenge and felt that she had to show the majesty of her majesty the queen, stepped forward with a dark face and began to use the "splitting muscles and bones" hand stunt from the Pandaria pandaren in the world of Azeroth !
"???"
She instantly turned into a blurred afterimage, surrounded a certain stupid panda sitting on the ground, quickly patted and squeezed the opponent's body a few times, and then stopped and returned to the original place. Just lying on the ground like a ball of rotten meat, unable to move...
"!!"
"Strange! What's wrong, what did you do, why can't I move?!"
Although he was surprised that the little girl and human animal in front of him turned out to be a hidden master, what surprised the pandaren Po was even more surprising: he found that after the other party slapped him suddenly, His whole body was so weak that he couldn't even move the slightest bit, and he couldn't even use half of his strength?
Obviously, this is a good thing done by the other party, and it is also an extremely terrifying fact for him! !
"Of course!"
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"Splitting tendons and bones, as the name suggests: they have just staggered all the bones and tendons in your body that can affect your activities. When you are strong enough to have a way to slowly close them yourself, or others take the initiative You won't be able to move until you close it!"
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hum!
Now, the other party should know how powerful Queen Anne is, and know that she is also a kung fu master, right?
You know, the inheritance of Pandaren monks in the world of Azeroth, whether it is the Jiuxian sect that focuses on body training, the Mistweaver sect that focuses on qigong healing, or the Windwalker sect that likes to fight, there are three types of monks. She is very clear about her inherited skills and mainstream skills!
"!!"
"Are you really a kung fu master? That's right, you must be a kung fu master!"
"you……"
"Can you really teach me?!"
After the shock and panic at the beginning, Panda Abao soon remembered the words the other party said that could teach him kung fu, and he soon became excited, and if it wasn't for his mouth and eyes, don't If he can't even move, he will definitely get up and rush to the other party, and give him a disciple salute, right?
After all, to be able to learn Kung Fu and become a respected, loved and widely praised unrivaled hero is what Po has always dreamed of and dreamed of! And now that there is another excellent opportunity, he is not willing to miss it no matter what!
"Hmm..."
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"Okay! Since I said that I want to teach you, it can't be counted, it must be taught... However, there are three Pandaren monk inheritances here, and they are: Jiuxian Liu, Mist Weaving Skill and Wind Walking School!"
"In addition to the eighteen common skills that all monks must practice, there are thirty-two changes in the Jiuxian style, thirty-three heart moves in the fog-weaving art, and thirty-seven moves in the wind-walking school..."
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"So, which one are you going to learn?"
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The monk's three complete inheritance focuses on different directions. It would be very troublesome to teach them all. Therefore, in order to be lazy and don't think that the other party can learn all of them, little Annie only intends to teach this chubby panda. one of the branches.
Anyway, I can only teach one, and really can't teach more, because it will probably waste a lot of time, and she is absolutely unwilling to waste too much time on this unfamiliar guy.
"ah……"
"Is there any difference between them? Which one is the most powerful?!"
It all sounded very powerful, and Ah Bao, the pandaren who thought that kind of kung fu must be very good, continued to lie limply on the ground, asking shyly with a face he could still control.
"Should be about the same? But, at most, they focus on different directions?"
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"Jiu Xianliu focuses on body training. After learning it, it is very durable, but you still need to learn how to make wine, but you have to learn how to make wine by yourself, and they are not very good at it..."
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Lady Queen Anne said: She only knows how to eat, and if she continues to never drink those boring drinks that are bitter and spicy, she will definitely not know how to make wine. Therefore, if possible, she does not want the other party to choose Jiuxianliu.
"The Qigong of the Mistweaver Monk tends to be healing. It combines the mysteries of Pandaren martial arts and traditional herbal medicine. It pays attention to understanding the spirituality of all things and the self-circulation of airflow and life in the body... Anyway, it is very complicated. When the time comes, I will tell you slowly what you want to learn?"
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"Finally, it's the Windwalker Pie!"
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"The Windwalking School is almost the same as the kung fu masters in the Emerald Palace that you know. They are all warriors who are unparalleled in martial arts and are better at boxing and kicking kung fu! I remembered that they even wrote a poem called: Qingfeng The ripples of the water are flat, the clouds step up to the shape of a dragon, tiger and crane, the cycle of heaven and earth is alone, and the knights carry wine in the rivers and lakes?"
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"Now!"
"Come on, pandaren Po, which one do you want to learn?!"
(.??ˇ??ˇ??.)
Annie, who was a little impatient, began to ask with a straight face.
Actually, now she has some regrets, because teaching a monk doesn't seem to be an easy task? And if she hadn't accidentally spoken first just now, maybe she would have slipped away long ago?
However, although she wants to teach, she only teaches one kind. If the other party dares to say everything, she promises to turn around and go to other places. She will never come to Pinggu again!
"..."
"Master! Master! If the disciple is willing to learn more, you can teach me the martial arts of the Wind Walking Sect!!"
He raised his eyes to look at a serious little girl for a long time, and pondered for a long time in his heart. After seeing the impatient look on the other side, the pandaren A Bao hurriedly shed tears of joy while being excited. Hastily opened his mouth and made a choice.
He doesn't know which one is the best among Jiu Xian Liu, Wu Weaving Kung Fu and Wind Walking Monk Kung Fu, but he only knows that when eating steamed stuffed buns, the more you eat, the more full you will be? However, there are thirty-seven kinds of martial arts in the Wind Walking School, which is obviously the most among the three, so he took it for granted that there would be nothing wrong with choosing the most to learn!
"Okay, then..."
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"Eh?"
∑(??△｀)? !
Hearing the other party's answer, before Little Annie had time to say something, she suddenly discovered that there was an old tortoise wandering up to the stone staircase in front of her, holding a lantern and walking up to this place with strange growths. On the cliff platform of Taoshu, he looked at her and a certain pandaren who was lying on the ground with some surprise but couldn't move at all?
"oh?"
"I'm very curious about this..."
"In the middle of the night, what are you two...underneath this peach tree of wisdom from the mysterious fairy garden in the Emerald Palace?"
After the initial surprise, the old tortoise recovered quickly, and then continued to walk unsteadily towards the ground full of peach blossoms and fruits. While looking at the panda on the ground, he looked at the panda he had never seen with inexplicable eyes. asked the strange creature he had seen.
The small, monkey-like creature was very strange, because he found that the other party was not in his perception all the time, and if he hadn't come here, he thought that there was only one lying on the ground, And I don't know why the panda is crying!
"This..."
Σ(￣д￣;)
Annie was thinking, how should she answer the question of the cunning tortoise in front of her? Because she knew that the other party would definitely not be as easy to fool as a certain idiot panda. God knows how smart this kind of old guy has been alive for who knows how many years?
"Tibbers..."
ヾ(????﹏??)????
However,
When she was about to ask her little bear, Tibbers, if she had any bad ideas, she quickly came to her senses, because ah... some bad guy, she seemed to have been thrown to the bottom of the cliff just now?
"I see it..."
"He seems to have staggered the joints of his arms and legs by some very clever means. Of course, maybe there are those tendons?"
"Well……"
"It's very powerful... If you can do all this with such thick fat without harming his body, then you must be a very powerful kung fu master. I'm right, this man Your Excellency the mysterious Master?"
The old tortoise didn't care about Annie's anxious and slightly annoyed eyes, he just wandered around the panda man Po, first he stretched out the stick in his hand and poked the panda man's fat belly, Then he stretched out his long neck and studied it for a while, before finally sighing and nodding.
Now the matter is obvious, although he has never seen this monkey-like animal in front of him, and he doesn't know what it belongs to or where it comes from... But Master Turtle only knows that the opponent's kung fu must be Very, very mysterious, perhaps, certainly not worse than my young self and those miraculous qigong masters I have seen?
"ah….."
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"that……"
"Well, my name is Anne, Anne Hastur! Nice to meet you, wise old Mr. Turtle..."
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As there was no good solution for the time being, and Tibbers was thrown down the mountain by herself and could not be found, Annie had no choice but to playfully stick out her tongue at the other party and make a grimace, and then generously said to herself Introduced, and said his name for the first time.
"oh!"
"I am very glad to meet you... I am the tortoise master here in the Emerald Palace, an old tortoise that has lived for more than six hundred years..."
Hearing the other party's words, pondered the other party's name, felt that the name was very Zen, and felt the other party's aura carefully again, and found that the other party still seemed to not exist in front of him, and after being unable to lock the other party at all, Only then did Master Turtle smack his lips, and slowly introduced himself.
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