Chapter 1698 Zero Wears Ten Thousand Wears, Flattering Does Not Wear
There is still a big difference between a cow and a cow.
In the eyes of many people, the emissary of the tyrant is a tyrannical and messy existence.
Even in the eyes of people like Elf God and Bingo, he is a very powerful opponent.
But in front of Tunxing Jialan, he is just an ant that can be crushed to death.
Jia Lan stretched out his hand, and saw that there was nothing in his hand at all, that is to say, the envoy of the tyrant turned into fly ash with one grip.
There was no sound in the entire palace, and even a needle could be heard clearly when it was quietly dropped.
Yin Yingxia and his group were all trembling with fright. Each of them had followed Jialan for a long time, but now they were such loyal subordinates, and he would kill him as soon as he said it, which was a bit too chilling.
They are very painful, but they are very helpless.
They know that even if Jialan wants to get rid of all of them, they can only stand there honestly and wait for the fate to come. They don't even have the courage to resist, because each of them can have today's The status and ability were all given by Jialan, and now Jialan just took back everything that was given to them.
For Jialan, they are just tools. If the tools are worn out, they are not easy to use, so just dispose of them and replace them with new ones.
The Flame Emperor disappeared, and the tyrant's envoy disappeared. This is actually not a loss to Jialan. With his ability, he can completely recreate another or even dozens of Flame Emperor and Tyrant's envoy, as long as he wants.
So the Silver Shadow Man and his gang were all trembling, they were really scared now.
Elf God and Ye Fei also had a deeper understanding of Jialan at this time, this is a person who only respects himself, in his eyes everything does not exist except his own interests.
At the same time, they also realized that things are really difficult, because Jialan is too powerful, and the Flame Emperor and Tyrant Messenger, who are similar in ability to them, have no power to parry in front of Jialan. Where to go.
Facing such a strong man who has changed too much, he can't force it unless it is absolutely necessary, because that is sending him to death.
"It's really annoying, why do you always say those two words in front of me?"
The god Jialan is still struggling with this problem,
He didn't feel sad at all about the death of the tyrant's envoy.
"Good, good, good!"
In the quiet palace, except for Jialan who muttered something, followed Ye Fei and shouted three times of hello, and then hurriedly applauded, the slap...both hands were red.
"This is the way a god handles things. Hurry up and be quick. You should do this to people who don't respect you like this. Cut through the mess quickly. My admiration for you is like a torrential river. The flood of the river is out of control, you are the greatest god in my heart!"
Saying that, Ye Fei raised his thumbs and looked at Jialan's eyes full of little stars.
Everyone heard Ye Fei's words, all of them were covered with black lines, and the elf gods could not wait to go and bring this guy back, you are so fart, now Jialan is angry, if you say something wrong, you will die up.
Bingo, Dakseid, and Zaya all sweated for Ye Fei, each of them still muttering in their hearts, is God Ye stupid or is he too confident in himself? Do you still dare to speak at this juncture?
But Xingchen and the others looked at Ye Fei complacently after being stunned for a moment. At this time, they knew that it was not the time to talk at all. They had been with Jialan for too long, and they knew when to talk and when to shut up. mouth.
Now is the time to shut up, because whoever talks is in trouble.
As a result, the little bastard who fooled the tyrant's messenger to death with a few words just now, we want to see how you died.
Sure enough, after hearing Ye Fei's words, Jia Lan's big eyes directly pressed on Ye Fei fiercely.
Before Jialan could get angry, Ye Fei suddenly "surprised" and said: "Wow ~ Jialan god, your eyes are really beautiful, they are blue eyeballs, like stars and seas, what do you use?" A brand of colored contact lenses? I will also buy a pair of Dai Dai when I go back. When I see your eyes, I almost lose myself. I have never seen such clear and bright eyes, like the color of the sea, and like Endless starry sky, no? How could this be? I actually saw the sun, moon, stars, and brilliant nebula in your eyes. According to the words of our planet, this is a sign of unification of all worlds! Congratulations Jia The blue gods will soon be able to unleash their might and dominate the Jianghu... No, they will unify the universe of all worlds!"
As he said that, Ye Fei couldn't help reaching out and touching Jia Lan's eyes. This guy's hands were trembling slightly, as if he was very excited, but in fact... he was very scared.
Everyone in the palace completely knelt down to Ye Fei, big brother, Jia Lan is a god, and you are a god too, you can say this kind of Chiguoguo flattery without blushing and heartbeat, dozens of universes I guess I can only find you alone, you are really... so shameless.
Elven God, Bingo, Dakseid and Zaya all committed cancer by standing behind them, they really wanted to turn around and run away as soon as they covered their faces.
Don't know this guy, we don't know this shameless guy.
Huh~
A few people were feeling pain in the egg, and suddenly they saw Jia Lan's eyelids blinking, and then... Then Ye Fei's body flew towards the back directly.
wind!
Jia Lan just moved her eyelids slightly, and a hurricane formed, almost blowing Ye Fei away.
The elf god hurriedly stretched out his hand and grabbed Ye Fei, he couldn't laugh or cry: "Did someone kick your head or was it pinched by something? It's almost impossible to die now, do you think flattering is useful?"
Ye Fei chuckled and said, "You can only know if it's useful or not after you've used it. You see."
With that said, Ye Fei pointed forward.
The Elf God and the others hurriedly looked forward, and saw that Jialan's left eye seemed to be unable to stop, blinking all the time. In front of Jialan, gusts of hurricanes appeared with the flapping of his eyelids, blowing him away. The things in front were blowing and flying around.
"Uh~ what's going on here?" Elf God looked at Ye Fei, then at Bingo and the others, and asked in a daze.
I thought to myself, what kind of trouble is Jialan going to make? Why didn't the eyes stop blinking?
The three of Bingo were all scratching their heads, they didn't understand, we couldn't figure out the mind of the gods.
Yin Yingxia and the others also fainted. They have never seen such a situation with Jialan before. That is a god. It can be said that they are immune to everything, and their bodies will not experience any discomfort at all. How did this happen today? If the eyes keep blinking, it means that the eyes are uncomfortable. How could the gods have eye discomfort? It doesn't make sense, it's not scientific.
You see, several children are now beginning to believe in science.
"What did you do to me?!" Jia Lan's left eye was still blinking vigorously, she stared at Ye Fei with her right eye, and shouted.
Ye Fei spread his hands and said: "What can I do to you? What dare I do to you? I just couldn't stand the temptation of your eyes just now. I just stroked it lightly as an admirer. I swear, if I do something to you and let me leave the hall, I will be bombarded to death by the thunder!"
Boom~~
As soon as Ye Fei finished speaking, everyone heard a huge muffled thunder from the sky outside the palace, which made the whole hall feel a bit crumbling.
Everyone: "..."
Ye Fei: "..."
Nima, is it such a coincidence? I just said casually, God, why do you take it seriously?
"Ye Fei, what else do you have to say?! The sky is already angry, because you lied, you cheated the gods, and they are punishing you!" the erratic Xingchen said suddenly.
Ye Fei glared at Xingchen, and said, "You fart! When did the heavens punish me? If you are not deaf, you should have heard what I just said clearly. I said that if I did something wrong and left the palace, I would let Tianlei Boom to death."
"The thunder has come down!"
"But I didn't go out of the palace. It's just a coincidence. You have another sentence that makes me very angry. You said that the sky is angry. Hehe, you are still admiring the sky in front of the Jialan God? I suddenly feel that you and The envoy of the tyrant is the same person. You don’t have the existence of Jialan God in your heart. You think there is something stronger than him. I didn’t say that you people, since you follow the Jialan God, then the Jialan God is yours. The sky is your land. I just swore to the sky, but the one standing in front of me is the God of Jialan, which means I am swearing to the God of Jialan. In my mind, the God of Jialan is my sky! It's in vain that Jialan God treats you so well, I never thought that my loyalty and admiration to Jialan God is not as good as that of an outsider like me, it's sad and lamentable!"
After listening to Ye Fei's words, the stardust gas almost disappeared automatically, and it became more erratic there. It was the first time he had seen such a confused person. He's just a bastard who doesn't want face, nose, or anything, big brother, how dare you say these words?
Only now did he suddenly understand that the most powerful of the five people opposite him was not the ones at the back, but the guy in front of him who knew how to play tricks without even knowing how to talk. This fucking talk kills people.
Take a look at what he said, he can tell you about things that are out of reach, and he can tell you that they are together and kneaded together, and what he tells you is orderly and gaudy.
"Sigh, your sister's head!" Xingchen yelled, almost vomiting blood.
In the end, Ye Fei yelled louder than him.
"Shut your stinking mouth! Stardust, right? What on earth are you trying to do?! Are you angry? Are you trying to kill me when I tell you the central thing? Tsk tsk, you're still swearing, it's in vain for you to follow Jia Lan Shenming has been around for so many years, don’t you have a bit of his civilized atmosphere by his side? Open your dog eyes and take a good look. Although Jialan Shenming has always wanted to kill me, he is still listening to me after all What is this? This is politeness, this is recuperation, this is character, this is integrity, this is the best and most noble virtue of a great god, it spreads the earth and benefits the world, I, a person of the first universe You can experience the meaning of life under the light of the noble character of the Jialan God, but what about you? You follow the side of the Jialan God, and while you are bathing in his divine brilliance, your mind is full of heaven and earth All the other gods and Buddhas in the sky, you are blaspheming the Jialan God! You are not worthy to be his follower!"
At the end of Ye Fei's speech, he bent down and picked up a stone from the ground, and threw it at Xingchen.
"I.....I can't wait to tear you to pieces to thank the gods of Jialan and the universe, you are so fucking worthless!" After smashing the stone, Ye Fei pinched his waist angrily and stared at him gas stardust.
That's right, Xingchen is much more angry than Ye Fei. He can't wait to tear Ye Fei apart and drink his blood. Nima, I've never seen such a second-hand person. Brother, you just used You killed the envoy of the tyrant with your mouth, and now you are coming to mess with me again, right? You just opened your mouth and want to bring us to a nest, don't you? Do you want to show some face?
In the back, Elf God and Bingo have already squatted down collectively, holding their heads and lowering their heads one by one, as if to see if there are little ants crawling on the ground. They really don't want to see Ye Fei anymore. The ones are so good at talking, the black ones can be made white for you, and the bad ones can be made good for you.
Especially the Spirit God, he thinks that Ye Fei shouldn't be a food anchor at all, he should be an anchor in the language section, he is absolutely invincible and has no rivals, take a look at what he said, even if you make a draft in advance, you can say Can't you just slip like this?
"Hahaha......"
Just when everyone was messed up by Ye Fei, Jia Lan suddenly laughed, he cast a fierce glance at Xingchen, then looked at Ye Fei, and said: "Although I know that what you said It's false, but I love to hear it, yes, I am the sky, and the sky is me!"
Hearing what Jialan said, everyone was completely dumbfounded.
Damn, is this okay?
The spirit gods all stood up from the ground, looked at Jialan in disbelief, and then at Ye Fei.
Ye Fei secretly turned his head and made a V sign to the four people, victory!
This guy is still in a tizzy, thinking that the Chinese ancestors are definitely the smartest people in the universe, and he summed up the essence of the art of speaking early on, that is-everything wears and wears, and flattery does not wear it!
What happened to Jialan?
Jialan also likes to hear good things.
Seeing that Jialan still likes to listen to what Ye Fei said, Xingchen blurred in the air and almost disintegrated. He knew Jialan's words, and he couldn't kill Ye Fei even if he wanted to.
"Fuck, this shameless bastard!" Xingchen said viciously in his heart.
Ye Fei was a little disappointed when he saw that he had spent a lot of saliva and didn't kill Xingchen, but Xingchen was not his main target, and he didn't come here this time to kill Jialan's subordinates It's over, he wants to save Sauron, that's the business.
Seeing that Jialan is happy now, Ye Fei directly pushed his nose on his face and said: "God Jialan, it is indeed a bit abrupt for us to come here, but we absolutely do not mean to offend. I am just a food anchor, I just want to come and take away A man named Sauron, he is my next live broadcast guest, a ten-year-old child, of course, I also admit that there is something wrong with our approach, I should call you in advance... You said it, but we don't have your phone number... we don't have your contact information, you are so high above, it is almost impossible for us to get close to you, so we make our own decisions, and I am here to tell you My apologies in advance."
Jialan blinked her left eye for a long time, and said, "Gourmet anchor?"
"Yes, cooking food."
"cook?"
"Uh~ In fact, it would be more appropriate to say chef."
"I never eat such vulgar things."
"I know this. The reason why the Jialan God is called Star Swallowing is that it uses planets as food, but I have a question that I don't understand and I want to ask it out of the way. I don't know if it is possible?"
"what is the problem?"
"Is that...eating the planet easy to digest?"
"...."