Chapter 1731 The Wheels of the Train Are Not on the Track, and They Are Off Track
Darkseid felt that he shouldn't ask more questions, but you see, this guy Ye Fei climbed along the pole and asked him to exchange his treasure for a broken axe.
Can this work be done?
This job must not be done, so Dakseid hurriedly changed the topic.
"God Ye, what's the third dish for breakfast?"
Ye Fei smiled. He also knew that Darkseid would not agree. He deliberately changed the topic, and he didn't force it. Besides, even if Darkseid changed, he wouldn't change it. After all, the system was clamoring to let him What I want must be a little tricky.
"As I said just now, what I cook is our Huaxia Cantonese breakfast, and I also mentioned the four kings of Cantonese breakfast, shrimp dumplings, siu mai, char siu buns and egg tarts. Now the shrimp dumplings and siu mai are already fast. Alright, let's make a few cages of char siew buns."
"Damn, God Ye, are you really going to make barbecued pork buns?" Long Longlong jumped over excitedly and asked.
Ye Fei smiled and said, "Why are you so excited about making barbecued pork buns?"
"You don't understand, there is another story between me and the pork bun."
"..."
Ye Fei looked at Longlonglong speechlessly, he couldn't figure out what kind of story could there be between this product and the barbecued pork buns, brother, you are from Xichuan, and the barbecued pork buns are from Eastern Guangdong Province, there is no relationship between them Ah, why did some stories happen?
"Tell me."
Ye Fei said while taking ingredients outside.
Longlong put his hands together in front of his chest, then closed his eyes as if he was recalling something.
"Actually, I was married once, and my wife also cooks delicacies from many places. In the past, she often made pork buns for me. Because of this, I nicknamed her pork buns. She is A very beautiful woman, also very virtuous, but then..."
As Long Longlong said, Ye Fei and Sloan were all a little dumbfounded. Damn, this bastard's wife is actually called Char Siew Bun, no wonder this girl is so excited.
"What happened then?" Yang Ling asked curiously.
What he hates most is that people half-spoken, it's very comfortable to make people think about it, isn't it?
Only then did Long Longlong notice that a large group of strange-looking people had come around at some point,
The guy was startled, and hurriedly hid behind Ye Fei.
"Damn, who are you all? When did you come here?" Long Longlong poked his head out and asked.
Yang Ling and his gang: "..."
Even Ye Fei was speechless, your sister, do you have to carry out the funny spirit to the end? There are so many living people, they came here just now, okay? You just found out now?
It is no longer a question of whether the reflection arc is long or not, it is a problem with your eyesight.
"God Ye, who are they?"
Seeing that Yang Ling and the others all rolled their eyes wildly and did not answer their own questions, Long Longlong asked Ye Fei.
Ye Fei said unhappily: "Who else is here with me at this time? It must be the interstellar guest in the next live broadcast. Let me introduce you. This is Yangling, and this is Brother Qianmo. This kid is little Sauron, this is Sauron's father, this...Mr. Wade Wilson, but you can also call him Mr. Mouth."
Long Longlong exposed his head, and he watched every one Ye Fei introduced, but when he saw the last one named Mr. Zuipao, Long Longlong was a little confused.
"God Ye, where's his mouth?" Long Longlong asked, pointing at his mouth.
Ye Fei: "Uh~ temporarily hidden."
"Hide? Can the mouth be hidden?"
"Some people can, some people can't, like you can't."
"I really can't, this is a technical job."
"sweat!!"
Ye Fei didn't dwell on this issue either. He knew that Wade Wilson was a talker. In fact, Longlonglong was not a good idiot. There were too many people like him in the live broadcast room, but the talker Wilson was the most "excellent." "It's just one of them.
Seeing that they were all guests, Long Longlong had nothing to be afraid of. In fact, he wasn't that scared just now, but he was a little startled when he suddenly found out that there were so many people.
Coming out from behind Ye Fei, Longlonglong's eyes have never left Zuipao's face. Although this face is ugly, it is even uglier without a mouth.
"huh~"
Zuipao saw that Longlonglong was staring at his face all the time, he raised his fist depressedly, and then patted Tang Dao on his back, which means I'll give you a slap if you look again.
Longlong hurriedly smiled and stretched out his hand to say hello.
"Hi~"
As a result, I regretted it after the high, the other party had no mouth and couldn't speak.
So this guy shrank his neck, and went to Ye Fei's side to watch Ye Fei make barbecued pork buns.
"God Ye, do you still listen to my story about char siu buns?" Long Longlong asked from the side seeing Ye Fei take out the pots and pans.
Ye Fei smiled and said, "I'll listen to what you want to say, it's the end of the story."
"Oh oh oh, later... you know, my job is to run around all over the place, wherever there is a baby, I will go there. This trip lasts for ten days and a half months. Sometimes I meet It is not uncommon for me to stay for two or three months with my favorite baby. Once I went back after attending a seminar with my peers in Changzhou. I even bought flowers at the door, just to surprise my barbecued pork buns. I didn't tell her in advance that I was back, I happily took the elevator to the door of the house, and after opening the door, I went in happily, after all, I was going to see my wife, and it turned out..."
Having said that, Longlonglong stopped again, and Ye Fei also stopped and looked at him.
Yang Ling was in a hurry again, and said, "Brother, can you finish the story at once? Do you know that you really deserve to be beaten like this?"
Zuipao raised his fist at Longlonglong again.
This time, Longlonglong was not afraid, but gave Zuipao a middle finger, despising him, why is there a sense of existence without a mouth?
"As a result... the train went off track." Long Longlong said with a sigh.
"What do you mean?" Sloan asked this time.
He is a native of Earth, he can speak Chinese to some extent, and he can understand what Longlong said before. In summary, he has a happy family and a beautiful and virtuous wife. He is a happy man.
But what does this f*cking train run off mean?
"It seems that my level of Chinese culture is still too low. I can't even understand what they say. I need to continue to study hard." Sloan thought to himself.
And Dakseid and the others were even more confused, what train went wrong? Can you stop saying the code word?
Ye Fei looked at Longlong with twitching corners of his mouth, and asked, "Derailed?"
Long Longlong pursed his lips and nodded, and said: "The wheels are not on the track. I went out. I heard the voices of talking and laughing in the restaurant. One is my wife's voice and the other is a strange man's voice. Wait until I come to the restaurant. Later, I saw my wife sitting on the lap of a strange man eating breakfast."
"... breakfast on your lap?"
"Well, just thinking about that scene makes me sick, woo~~ God Ye, I was kicked by others, and I was kicked at my house, so I swear in the future that I will definitely eat barbecued pork buns when I have the chance."
"Uh~ no, what kind of brain circuit is this? Your pork bun kicked you, shouldn't you be cruel to her? You shouldn't eat pork buns anymore, after all, you think about others when you see things, right?"
"You don't understand, I just want to eat her fiercely, every pork bun is her, I want to eat her until she is completely destroyed."
"I rely on."
Ye Fei looked down at the ingredients for the barbecued pork buns he had prepared. He was wondering if he should make the barbecued pork buns. There is a deadly enemy of the barbecued pork buns in front of him. What if something goes wrong?
"Are you sure you're okay now?" Ye Fei asked carefully.
Long Longlong wiped his eyes, and said: "No problem, I have already seen it through now. In fact, I am also responsible for the matter. If I am not so handsome, she will definitely not leave me."
"..."
In a word, everyone is confused again, what the hell, can you show some face? Take a look, you look handsome like a ghost? Do you have any misunderstanding about the word handsome?
"Every time I go out for such a long time, she must think that I have found someone else outside and neglected my family, and that's why I got off the rails. Hey~ Ye Shen, it's really not my fault that I look handsome. My parents gave me my looks. What can I do? I am also very helpless, she misunderstood me, and I was in so much pain during that time. "
Ye Fei looked up at the ceiling speechlessly. He really hoped that a piece of cement would fall from the ceiling and smash the bastard to death. Your sister, are you still narcissistic? Don't you know the real reason? The shortest ten days and a half months after you leave, it will be several months, let alone your wife, if I and I also derailed, this is no longer a question of doubting whether you have a woman outside, this is It's so empty, lonely and cold.
"Hey~ Don't be sad, just eat a few more pork buns later, and put all your dissatisfaction in the pork buns." Ye Fei comforted.
Long Longlong nodded, wiped his mouth suddenly, stared at Ye Fei's ingredients with bright eyes, and said, "God Ye, there are three pork buns, why?"
Ye Fei: "..."
Your sister, your head is really not something that ordinary people can handle, and the change is too fast. You were uncomfortable just now, but now you are happy?
"The regular char siew bun has three corners, but it can't be said to be three corners. It is cracked during the steaming process, just like flowering steamed buns. This is because when making char siew buns, we need to use I found an ingredient called stinky powder."
"what?"
This question was almost asked by several people at the scene (except for the mouth gun).
There is no way, everyone knows that Ye Fei's food is delicious, but I didn't expect to use stinky powder, what is stinky powder? Will it still be fragrant after using stinky powder?
"Smelly powder is actually just a bulking agent. This thing is also called ammonium bicarbonate. The reason why it is called stinky powder is because ammonia gas is produced after heating ammonium bicarbonate. The smell of ammonia gas is stinky, so it is called stinky powder. , this is a leavening agent used in many foods, such as fried dough sticks, walnut crisps, etc., but it is a chemical after all, so we try not to use it as much as possible, but use baking powder instead, that is, baking powder, Then, this is it."
With that said, Ye Fei picked up a small bag, which contained half a bag of snow-white powder.
"Okay, let's start. Although we all got up early, we have been tossing around for a while just now. Besides, we won't be able to have breakfast at dawn."
Taking a large basin, Ye Fei took a wide-mouth bottle from the side, opened the opening and poured some sticky batter-like things into the basin.
"What's this?" Sloan asked.
As a result, Ye Fei hadn't spoken yet, but Long Longlong did.
"Noodle fat, also known as old noodles, she used to use this thing when making barbecued pork buns... woooo~~ I'm sad again."
As he said that, Longlonglong covered his face and almost squatted on the ground and cried loudly.
Ye Fei is angry and funny, who told you to say that? No one forced you to say it, a big man, are you crying?
"That's right, it's flour fertilizer. I've used this thing in live broadcasts before."
"You said that the noodles are fat, I know, I seem to have used it when making mandarin duck rolls in one issue."
"Yes, you remember very clearly that the old noodles used in the pork buns are mainly to ensure the softness of the pork buns."
Putting the old noodles in the basin, Ye Fei took another bottle, poured some white sugar out of it, and finally added some baking powder into it, and then started kneading.
"Will white sugar be added to the flour of this delicacy?" Sloan asked curiously.
Longlonglong jumped out again.
"Ye Shen makes barbecued pork buns. The barbecued pork buns belong to Cantonese cuisine. The main theme of Cantonese cuisine is light and sweet. Of course, sugar must be added. My family's barbecued pork buns used to... woooo~~ uncomfortable."
Ye Fei really wants to kick this guy away, you feel uncomfortable and you still keep talking endlessly, tell me, didn't you ask for it?
"He's right." Ye Fei pointed to Longlonglong, who was covering his face, and said with a smile.
That's right, Ye Fei just laughed, he thinks Longlonglong is too good.
Ye Fei kept kneading the old noodles, white sugar and baking powder in the basin for five or six minutes, but the old noodles were still soft and not formed at all.
"Ye Shen, why can't you knead it into shape?" Yang Ling walked over and asked.
He has also watched Ye Fei's previous live broadcast video, and knows that this thing will become a piece after rubbing it for a while, but it still looks like this after rubbing it for a long time.
"I didn't say it needs to be molded. The main thing is to let the sugar melt in the old noodles. It will take a while until the surface of the old noodles is shiny and shiny and the white sugar particles can't be touched by hands."
After a while, everyone found that the old noodle Ye Fei kneaded was obviously different from before. The surface was dull just now, but now it has a bright luster.
It wasn't until this time that Ye Fei began to add a little baking powder into it again, and also added a large amount of flour, and began to knead vigorously.
Not long after, the dough was kneaded and put aside to wake up, and began to make the filling for the pork buns.
The reason why char siu buns are called char siew buns is that the filling is mainly char siu pork, and then mixed with thickened sauce and wrapped in char siew buns.
Ye Fei was also lazy in making barbecued pork buns. He didn't cook the barbecued pork. After all, it was too time-consuming. Instead, he bought it directly from the system. All he had to do was to thicken the sauce.
This is a very important part of the char siew bun. Although the char siu pork is indispensable for the char siu bun, only when the meat is too dry can the gravy and aroma of the char siew meat be drawn out after adding the sauce, thus making the char siew bun It tastes more sweet and delicious.
Scallion oil is indispensable to make the sauce.
Ye Fei first cut a big onion into shredded green onion, then cut two slices of ginger, put some oil in the frying pan, then put the shredded green onion and ginger slices in and started frying.
After frying the scallion oil, filter out the shredded scallion and ginger slices, leaving a little bottom oil in the pot.
Take out two bowls, add an appropriate amount of cold water to each bowl, then add a mixture of corn flour and raw flour into one bowl, stir it gently with chopsticks, and it becomes milky white juice like milk.
There are more things in the other bowl.
Dark soy sauce, sweet noodle sauce, oil consumption, a little refined salt, monosodium glutamate and white sugar, etc.
After adding, stir into sauce red juice.
Start the pot on high heat, pour in the sauce red juice, and then pour in the juice added with raw flour and corn flour...