Chapter 1689 Take a Look, This Is Accurate to the Second
Am I smiling badly?
kind of.
So Bingo wanted to sever the friendship with Ye Fei just established, you talk about why this person is so fucking, you praised him just now, and you want to kill him in a blink of an eye.
Can't you tell a lie to coax people?
annoying.
"Then I'd better not laugh in the future." Bingo said gloomily.
Ye Fei felt an inexplicable sense of joy when he saw this guy suddenly act like a big child, and even made up an absurd scene in his mind.
Bingo was facing the camera, with an infinity glove on his right hand. As the flash light came on, Bingo quickly grinned and posed with a pair of scissors hands.
Just thinking about it, Ye Fei felt a chill, and quickly shivered. He felt that if Bingo really did this, then the first universe would really be doomed, because he was crazy.
"It's better to smile more. There is a saying in China, which is called "Smile and Smile Ten Years Young."
"What do you mean? Can a smile make you ten years younger?"
"...You can understand that too."
So Bingo hurriedly counted with his fingers, muttering in his mouth.
Ye Fei didn't hear what he said clearly, and asked curiously, "What are you muttering about?"
Bingo put his hands down, and said seriously: "I'm counting how many times I can laugh at my age. If I laugh once and I'm ten years younger, I think I can still laugh many times. You may not be able to. You are twenty years old. Is it? You can only laugh twenty times at most and then disappear."
Ye Fei: "..."
Your sister, have you always been so bisexual or have you suddenly become so bisexual?
This is a common saying, do you understand the common saying?
Also, when I was twenty, I could only laugh twenty times. If I laughed again, it would disappear, and you would disappear. What kind of logic is this?
Seeing Ye Fei's face as black as the bottom of a pot, Bingo grinned again,
As if provocative.
Ye Fei rolled his eyes angrily, and started to clean up the pots and pans.
Bingo picked up the half-bottle of apple milk that Yimihua hadn’t finished by himself. His hands were too big. Holding the big bottle of apple milk was like holding a baby bottle. He poured it into his mouth from time to time. .
After Ye Fei packed up all his things, he took Bingo and left the residence directly, and then went to the place where Lao Mo and his gang lived.
After arriving at the place, I came to a room, and saw Bald Qiang walking slowly on the ground with a stick.
Yes, Ye Fei was afraid of disturbing Bald Qiang's recuperation during the live broadcast, so he temporarily placed him in the residence of Lao Mo and the others.
Seeing Ye Fei approaching, Bald Qiang leaned on a stick and said happily: "Brother Fei, is the live broadcast over?"
"It's just over, Qiangzi, I'm going to go out to do some errands in a while. I'll let Zhuzi take you to the First People's Hospital of Yinzhou City. Your current condition is basically the same. You just need to rest well when you get there." , and listen to the doctor's words, he will be discharged soon." Ye Fei said straight to the point.
Bald Qiang was taken aback, and said, "Brother Fei, what's the matter? Can I help?"
Ye Fei shook his head and said, "You really can't help with this matter, don't worry, I can solve it myself."
"Oh, that's fine, be careful, my phone is always on, just send me a message if you need me."
"I see."
Ye Fei patted Bald Qiang's shoulder lightly. Ye Fei was really moved by Bald Qiang's words.
You have to know what is going on with Bald Qiang right now, he is seriously injured, he is almost dying, and he has just been able to get down to the ground for a while, and if he is able to say such things, this is a friend.
"We're leaving now."
With that said, Ye Fei turned around and was about to call Skyscraper to come in, when suddenly he stopped still, his eyes widened and his face trembled a little.
"Brother Fei, what's wrong?" Bald Qiang asked.
But Ye Fei didn't respond.
He couldn't react at all right now because he was listening to a voice in his head right now.
"Ding dong~ Congratulations to the host for breaking through two trillion Huaxia coins, and a special gift pack, will the host receive it?"
Hearing this voice, Ye Fei was so excited that he almost suffocated.
He is going to the Seventh Universe soon, what does he need most now?
Not money, but skills!
He knew that the more skills he had, the greater his chances of rescuing Sauron after the Seventh Universe, money was useless at all.
So when he heard the voice of the system now, he was not excited at all that he had received more than 2 trillion rewards this time, but was excited about getting a big gift package.
and many more.
Suddenly Ye Fei found something was wrong. This time the system seemed to be different from what it said before. In the past, it was a big gift bag that rewarded auxiliary skills, but this time it was just a big gift bag. A few words were obviously missing. Could it be an auxiliary skill?
"System, is this big gift package still an auxiliary skill?" Ye Fei asked.
"Please don't digress the host, answer yes or no." The system said patiently.
Ye Fei gritted his teeth, thinking that the bastard's peeing energy was coming up again, so he said: "Yes."
"Ding dong~ The big gift bag has been distributed, will the host open the big gift bag?"
"Open."
"The big gift bag has been opened, please check the host."
"I rely on it!"
When Ye Fei saw the contents of the big gift pack, this guy immediately fainted. Just as he thought, this big gift pack is not at all the same as the previous auxiliary skill gift packs.
Auxiliary skill gift packs, that is to say, each gift pack contains a skill.
But there is no Mao's skills in this big gift bag, there are only five big characters on it - good fortune gift bag!
Ye Fei looked down again, but his nose was almost crooked when he looked at it.
This so-called lucky gift package is very simple, it can increase a person's luck, but what makes Ye Fei speechless is that this thing is not only good luck, but also bad luck, and the two are even 50-50 , that is, each takes half.
This is a bit maddening, this big gift bag can be said to be absolutely useless, throw it away, it is indeed a pity, but don't throw it away, what if bad luck comes to you?
"System, are you sure you're not joking?" Ye Fei asked holding back his anger.
"The big gift packages rewarded by the system are distributed randomly, and there is no such thing as a joke."
"But how can there be bad luck here?"
"Everything pays attention to balance. Only when good luck and bad luck are balanced can the whole world and the universe work normally."
"...Don't talk about it being useless, how does this thing work?"
Anyway, the big gift package has been distributed, and now you have to want it if you don’t want it, so now you need to know how to use it.
As soon as Ye Fei asked the question, he saw a turntable pop up in his mind, which was divided into twenty-one fan-shaped grids. Except for the blank grid at the top, each of the remaining grids contained written words.
He took a closer look, and saw that the characters on each grid were good and bad, but they appeared intersecting, that is to say, a good character was followed by a bad character, and a bad character was followed by a good character. And so on, and there is a small tail after the word.
Good X1, bad X1, then good X2, followed by bad X2... all the way to good X10, bad X10.
Twenty-one options in total.
In the center of the turntable, a red pointer points straight to the top blank grid, which means that good luck and bad luck are not blessed.
Seeing this turntable, Ye Fei wanted to scold people. He also had a turntable like this in his live broadcast room. In the past, he was the one who drew people to be the lucky ones, but now it was his turn to be passive, and he also had to be played by the turntable.
"Damn, feng shui turns around. What the Jianghu people said is absolutely true. Sooner or later, you have to pay back when you come out to hang out. I didn't expect that I would have a day of passive lottery drawing."
"What do these numbers mean?"
Ye Fei actually had a guess in his heart, but he was not sure yet.
The system said: "Multiply multiplied by one means good luck is doubled, multiplied by two is doubled, and so on, the same goes for bad luck."
"Sure enough, if I get good luck and multiply it by two, if I draw it later, will it be because of good luck that I will continue to draw good luck?"
"No, the luck drawn each time can be blessed for one hour. During this hour, the luck cannot be superimposed. It can only be effective after the time is exhausted."
"All right."
After speaking, Ye Fei had an idea, and his hands were itchy. He wanted to try this thing to see if it worked. Although this thing was provided by the system, it was still a bit evil. He is not a person who believes in evil.
So this guy grabbed the side of the turntable and turned it vigorously, and saw the big luck turntable began to spin rapidly.
Although Ye Fei was a little dubious, he was still a little nervous in his heart. He was really afraid of getting bad luck.
The big luck turntable spun for a while, and the speed slowly slowed down.
Ye Fei watched carefully, his eyes fixed on the turntable like nails.
"Good luck, good luck, good luck." Ye Fei kept shouting in his heart.
The turntable of luck stopped turning, and then... Then Ye Fei wanted to vomit blood.
Double bad luck!
"What the hell!" Ye Fei cursed angrily.
At this moment, he heard the voice of Bald Qiang next to his ear.
"Brother Fei, Brother Fei, what's wrong with you?"
Ye Fei blinked his eyes and said, "It's nothing, I just thought of something."
As he said that, Ye Fei turned around casually, swung his arms lightly, then bald-headed Qiang screamed, and squatted down on the ground.
Ye Fei: "..."
"Qiangzi, what's wrong with you?"
Bald Qiang squatted on the ground, threw away the stick, covered his wound with his hands, his head was covered with cold sweat, breathed in cold air, and said: "You just hit my wound with your hand."
Ye Fei said again: "..."
Damn, is that okay?
"I didn't do it on purpose." Ye Fei said hastily.
Saying that, Ye Fei bent down and wanted to force the bald head up to sit on the bed, but unexpectedly the knees of his legs softened, and then...then Ye Fei plopped forward. Lie over, and directly force the bald head down.
"what!!!!"
Bald Qiang let out a scream like a slaughtered pig, and then shouted: "Brother Fei, Brother Fei, get up quickly, I'm going to die, the wound is open."
Ye Fei collapsed, and hurried up, when he got up, suddenly a centipede-like insect came out from nowhere.
After all, Zhuguang Island is an island. There are many trees and small animals on it. Moreover, the houses in the camp are not concrete floors. They are all land, so it is not surprising that there are bugs.
It was so strange that after the bug appeared, it ran directly to Ye Fei's right hand, and took a bite at his hand.
Ye Fei's arms trembled, and he was about to get up, but he fell down again.
Bald Qiang uttered another scream, and said, "Brother Fei, kill me, the wound is overwhelmed again."
It wasn't until this time that Ye Fei remembered the double bad luck he had just drawn on the fortune wheel.
"Nimma, is it so magical?"
Ye Fei stood up cautiously this time, while supporting Bald Qiang while pondering.
But his eyes lit up after thinking about it, and he hurriedly asked the system in his heart, "System, this luck...can be contagious?"
The system said: "The host draws a kind of luck, not only will it bless itself, but everyone within a hundred meters will also be affected. The closer to the host, the greater the impact, and vice versa, the smaller the impact. Affected."
"Damn it, this is good, this is good, this is really good!"
Ye Fei couldn't help laughing out loud, this lucky gift package is really against the sky, and it can even affect others, which is stronger than any auxiliary skills for the current self. I don't know How many times.
After getting excited, Ye Fei carefully sat down on a chair, bald and grinned on the edge of the bed, clutching his wound. This guy is also very depressed now. His wound finally healed a bit, but Ye Fei This slap was pressed twice again, maybe it really cracked again.
"Brother Fei, hiss~ When are we going to Yinzhou People's Hospital?" Bald Qiang asked, wiping the sweat off his forehead.
Ye Fei just wanted to say that he would leave immediately, but he quickly changed his mind and said, "In an hour."
"Ah? I have nothing to pack. We can go now. I can't delay your business."
"No, no, my business is not very urgent. Wait, just an hour."
Now even if Ye Fei was killed, he wouldn't dare to let Mo Tianzhu take him and Bald Qiang flying around. If there was an accident in mid-air, then he and Bald Qiang would be completely finished.
So in any case, we have to wait until this double bad luck has passed.
He and Bald Qiang were chatting all over the place in the house, Motianzhu and Bingo and his gang were waiting outside, but just after hearing two screams, they just couldn't come out from the left and waited on the right. When Ye Fei showed up, a group of people were in a hurry.
"What's going on? What are Ye Shen and Bald Qiang doing in the house?"
"I don't know. He said he wanted me to send him and Bald Qiang to Yinzhou Hospital. Why is there no sound?"
"I heard Bald Qiang screaming twice just now. Do you think these two big men are doing something outrageous in the house? But I can't figure it out. Even if God Ye is a crook, it is impossible for him to see Going bald is strong, otherwise the taste would be a bit too strong."
"Go, go, don't talk nonsense, Ye Shen is a straight man, it's not like you don't know that he has a girlfriend, how could you like a man?"
"No, I'll ask, when is this going? It's been forty or fifty minutes."
Skyscrapers Zhu came into the room as he said that. He has become smaller now, and he can enter the room even if he bends down.
The guy bent over and came to the door, and saw that the door was ajar, he opened the door and saw Ye Fei was sitting facing the door, talking with Bald Qiang.
He went in directly, but one of his feet didn't pay attention, and he tripped directly on a rock that came out of the soil. The thing itself was bent over, and its body leaned forward. rushed over directly.
pedal pedal...
plop~
Mo Tianzhu took a few steps forward, and then directly knelt on the ground with his legs. Not only that, this guy also slid forward for a certain distance, after all, the bigger the body, the greater the inertia.
With a whimper, Skyscraper finally knelt straight and slid in front of Ye Fei.
Ye Fei: "..."
The two of you looked at me, I looked at you, and stared for a long time, Ye Fei hurriedly stretched out his hands and said, "Zhu Zi, get up, this ceremony is too big, I can't bear it."
Skyscraper: "..."
Oh my god, I didn't want to kneel down to you, I don't know what's going on, how can I trip over a stone while walking? I have lived for so long, and such unreliable things have never happened. What happened today?
Ye Fei looked at Mo Tianzhu's bewildered expression, he wanted to laugh but felt embarrassed, of course he knew what was going on, the closer Mo Tianzhu was to him, the more unlucky this guy would be.
Mo Tianzhu stood up from the ground, patted the dirt on his body, and asked, "God Ye, when are we leaving?"
Ye Fei raised his wrist to look at the time, and said, "There are still eight minutes and thirty-two seconds."
Skyscraper: "..."
Bald Strong:"......"
No way? When you look at the detailed plans and arrangements when people do things, they are all accurate to the second.