Chapter 1636 Your Show Friend Will Be Online Soon
Director Xiang's actions completely subverted the image of the rich in Ye Fei's mind.
Just because he didn’t want to pay for a cow, this guy went to the hospital and pretended to be dead. His whole body was wrapped in three layers of gauze, which was no different from a mummy, except that his mummy was well-nourished and long Chubby, about the same size as a ball, Ye Fei called him Mu Naiqiu in his heart.
After helping the director to deal with the matter, Ye Fei asked him to pack up and go back to Zhuguang Island by himself.
"All right?"
Seeing Director Xiang coming out, Ye Fei asked with a smile.
Nodding to the director, his eyes kept looking around.
"What are you looking for?" Ye Fei asked curiously.
"Let me see if the owner of the cow has come here." Director Xiang whispered.
Ye Fei was speechless right away. I gave all the damn money to him, so how could he chase after him? Besides, so what if you chase after him? Can't you just apologize to others? This is an accident, no one wants this to happen, right?
"Okay, pack it up and let's go now."
"My car is still in the traffic police force."
"Even if your car is not in the traffic police force, do you think you can still drive after hitting a cow?"
"You're right."
As he said that, Director Xiang took out his mobile phone, swiped it back and forth, and tapped it back and forth a few times with his hand.
Ye Fei was really a little dizzy by this guy, what kind of plane is he doing?
"Let's go." Ye Fei urged.
Glancing at Ye Fei to the director, he said, "Don't panic, I'll buy a high-speed rail ticket first, by the way, God Ye, what's your ID number, I'll buy it together."
Ye Fei: ""
High-speed rail?
You are so talented. Although the high-speed rail is fast, if we really take the high-speed rail, the day lily will be cold on the Pearl Island.
"No." "Why? Isn't it fast to take the high-speed rail? Don't worry, I buy first class, which is comfortable." "I said no."
"Oh, I'll buy my own then."
"You don't have to buy your own."
"Ye Shen, did you come here by car? What kind of car are you driving? Why are you so fast? Are you doing business nearby? You didn't say it earlier. It's going to hit someone else's cow, and it's definitely a sad miss."
Ye Fei: ""
Your sister, where do you get so much nonsense? Don't bump into other people's cows anymore, believe it or not, I bumped into you if you continue to babble?
Ye Fei didn't bother to answer him when he was asked the director in a jabbering manner, he just gave him a couple of hums, led him out of the hospital, came to a remote place, and called out the skyscrapers.
Seeing Skyscrapers, Director Xiang was dumbfounded. He lifted his fat head vigorously but still couldn't see Skyscrapers' face.
"Damn it, God Ye, did you come here by him?"
Ye Fei again: ""
"Not sitting on him,
I asked him to help, Mo Tianzhu is my friend, but he was really tired during this time. "
"Oh, but he doesn't even have a saddle on him. Where do we sit? Got a bridle?"
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"You haven't seen how he brought me here. Weren't you there when I went to the Qiuqiu platform to get the oxygen supply equipment? If you continue to babble, believe it or not, I will throw you back to Yinzhou City?!" Ye Fei was really impatient with this guy, and said with a stern face with his eyes wide open.
To the Director: ""
He didn't know why Ye Fei got angry suddenly, he felt that he was very innocent, he just asked out of curiosity in his heart, that's all.
"God Ye, why are you angry?"
"Don't talk about getting angry, I really want to explode in place!"
"Uh~"
Mo Tianzhu was also impatient with being quarreled by Director Xiang, he squatted down and stared at Director Xiang, and asked, "God Ye, can I kill him?"
Ye Fei: ""
To the Director: ""
The guy ran behind Ye Fei in fright, and then secretly peeked at the skyscrapers who were about twice as tall as him, and dared not say a word.
Ye Fei is very satisfied with Skyscraper's performance, as it should be, otherwise this guy doesn't know when he will shut up.
"Let's go." Ye Fei said.
Mo Tianzhu didn't say anything else, he grabbed Ye Fei in one hand, and grabbed Director Xiang with the other hand, soaring straight into the sky.
Just rushed into the sky, the speed of the skyscrapers is very slow, only the same as the speed of ordinary airplanes.
Well, yes, this speed is slow like a snail for a skyscraper.
Ye Fei was also puzzled, wondering what happened to this guy? Why is it flying so slowly all of a sudden?
"Zhuzi, are you out of energy?" Ye Fei asked.
Who knew that just after he finished asking, he saw Skyscraper's right hand vigorously throwing the director toward the sky.
"It's so annoying, Noisy's head hurts."
Ye Fei: ""
To the Director: ""
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah"
Neither Ye Fei nor Director Xiang thought that Skyscraper would suddenly do something like this. Just now when he said he was going to kill Director Xiang, Ye Fei thought it was just for fun, but he didn't expect it to be real.
Director Xiang was so frightened that he pissed for a second, people were still flying up, a jet of water fell from him, and was blown by a small wind, forming a beautiful and elegant arc, sprinkled on the world.
It's just that this guy is screaming while urinating, and the whole person is so scared that he doesn't know how to scream, but he knows that he is screaming non-stop, and his voice has changed.
A big stone skyscraper weighing more than 500 kilograms can be thrown away without a shadow, let alone a person weighing more than 200 kilograms?
Just at this moment, Ye Fei hurriedly looked up, and just watched Director Xiang shrinking, shrinking, shrinking, and finally disappearing.
And the sound of that string of strange and melodic ah ah ah is getting smaller and smaller.
"Ahhhhhh~"
Gone.
Ye Fei sat on Skyscraper's hand straight down, and said frantically, "What are you doing? Don't throw him, anyway, he is my guest. If you really throw him to death, how can I?" Tell my fans? Get him back quickly."
The skyscraper pillar was still in the air, looked up and looked up, and said: "It's okay, I won't die if I fall, I just want to scare him."
"Ah ah ah ah ah"
As he was talking, suddenly the voice above his head reappeared, getting louder and louder, and finally Ye Fei saw Director Xiang's figure.
The guy returned in the same direction as he was thrown by the skyscraper just now, and the whole person was in free fall.
"Ah ah ah"
Seeing that he was about to fall in front of Ye Fei, who knew Mo Tianzhu dodged to the side, and director Xiang fell down in front of Ye Fei.
Ye Fei: ""
"Damn it, grab him! If it falls any further, he'll be turned into meat!"
Skyscrapers still stood unhurriedly high in the sky with his head down and looked down.
Director Xiang, let alone urinating now, he can feel his chrysanthemum swell, and he is about to lose control, this is really frightening, okay, this alien old man is really shameless and shameless, Lao Tzu will fall to his death.
He was doing free fall in the air with his hands planing and pedaling. At this time, he was facing up and his back was down. The wind was blowing in his ears, and the guy's glasses were blown away, and his eyes were blurred.
He felt that he was really going to die. He had to know that this alien had such a violent temper. He would never have said so much just now, but it was useless to regret it now. The ground would not be much higher, and he was short-sighted. You can see the moving vehicles on the ground with your eyes. If you don't fall to your death, you will have to be crushed to death! It will definitely fall to your death.
But at this moment, a huge figure suddenly appeared in his blurred vision, and Mo Tianzhu stretched out his big hand to grab this guy.
"Ahhh thank you"
Shh~
"Fuck, ah ah ah"
Well, the skyscraper will be thrown up again at the director.
Director Xiang once again flew to the free sky.
Ye Fei Ye Fei's whole body is not well. Although he was not the one who was thrown, he was still a little dizzy looking at it.
"Don't throw it away! Hurry up and catch him!" Ye Fei shouted with jumping feet.
There is no way not to shout, if this continues, it will really kill people. If Director Xiang has a fear of heights or something, won't he just be thrown into hell?
Shh~
Just as Ye Fei finished shouting, he saw a black spot on the top of his head fall again, but what made him wonder was that Director Xiang had no voice.
"Damn."
Ye Fei was startled, he knew something must have happened.
"Catch it!" Ye Fei shouted towards the skyscraper.
The skyscraper shot up into the sky, came to the black spot, and grabbed Director Xiang, and then he and Ye Fei were dumbfounded.
I saw Director Xiang lying on Skyscraper's hand, his face was pale, his lips were also pale, his body was covered in cold sweat, his body was twitching, and white foam was spitting out of his mouth.
Seeing this scene, Ye Fei almost fainted himself.
Your sister, you played too much.
"Director Xiang, Director Xiang, wake up, wake up quickly." Ye Fei jumped onto Skyscraper's other hand, patted Director Xiang's fat face and shouted anxiously.
But it was useless to shout, and in the end he hurriedly pinched him, but it was still useless.
"Zhuzi, stop playing, you have to go back to the hospital."
Ye Fei suddenly felt pain in his testicles. He had just come out of the hospital, and he had to go back in a blink of an eye.
Mo Tianzhu also knew that he was playing too much, and he was about to fly towards the hospital, but Ye Fei was still slapping the director, just patted him back and forth, suddenly Ye Fei was taken aback, he touched Director Xiang seemed to have something in one of his pockets, and when he took it out, Ye Fei immediately wanted to scold her.
"Wipe it, you have a heart attack! God, this really killed me."
The fat man in front of me has a heart attack. Don't say that this kind of person is tossed around by you like this. Even if he is a little frightened or encounters something slightly exciting, he has to be served by Suxiao Jiuxin Pill.
Ye Fei didn't care too much, poured out more than ten pills from the bottle, and stuffed them all into the director's mouth at once.
"Uh"
Skyscraper just landed on Zhuguang Island, and director Xiang woke up leisurely, but after waking up, this guy stared straight at the space, and his lips moved, as if he wanted to talk.
Ye Fei hurriedly leaned down and said: "Director Xiang, I'm really sorry, I didn't know you had a heart attack, it's all my fault, I should stop him, what do you want to say?"
Director Xiang opened his lips again, and a weak voice came out of his mouth.
"Thrilling Thrilling Thrilling"
Ye Fei: ""
I'm sorry, you almost saw the King of Hades, are you still provoking me here?
But don't tell me, this is really exciting, at least more exciting than falling with a parachute.
"Director Xiang, are you okay?" Ye Fei asked hastily.
He was really afraid that this guy would be frightened and stupid, otherwise why is it so exciting after all this?
Turning to the director's eyes, and then the guy's two elbows supported the ground, and he sat up slowly.
But after sitting up, his eyes looked at the magnificent South China Sea in the distance, and he murmured again: "Exciting!"
Ye Fei didn't know what to say anymore, he now seriously doubts whether this guy really has something wrong with his brain, otherwise it would be impossible to keep shouting excitement.
At this moment, Lao Mo's group came over, and three hundred people circled around and stared at the director.
How could Director Xiang have seen so many aliens at one time? When he saw a large group of tall, short, fat, thin and strangely shaped aliens, this guy's face suddenly moved, and he actually laughed. Rolling his eyes, he decisively passed away again.
Yep, got scared to death by a bunch of aliens.
Ye Fei was so depressed, he waved his hand quickly to let these guys get out of the way quickly, don't surround him here, he just woke up, and passed out again.
Ye Fei started to get busy again, pinching someone and slapping his back, then stuffed two quick-acting heart-relief pills into Director Xiang's mouth, and after tossing for a long time, Director Xiang woke up again.
It has to be said that after a virtuous cycle of coma and waking up again and again, Director Xiang's vitality has really been tempered very tenaciously, and he can't die no matter what he does.
Director Xiang just woke up when Ye Fei's cell phone rang. He took it out and saw that it was wet. After he connected it, he realized that it had already arrived at the South China Sea, and asked someone to pick him up.
"Damn, what the hell are you doing? Didn't you say that there will be a traffic jam for about three hours? How long has it been?" Ye Fei roared.
south sea.
The wet man held the phone in a daze, scratched his head, and said, "God Ye, are you busy now?"
"I'm so fucked right now."
"Caught it?"
"I'll pinch your face, wait a minute, I'll send someone to pick you up."
"Okay! Okay."
Ye Fei: ""
Your sister, another psychopath! ! !
Putting the phone away, Ye Fei asked the director to help him up.
Director Xiang is still a little numb, there is no way, the few waves of stimulation just now are too deeply rooted in people's hearts, he will never forget it in his life.
Ye Fei helped him to sit down slowly on a rock.
"Take it easy for a while, this is Zhuguang Island, we've already arrived, you don't need to worry anymore."
He glanced at Ye Fei to the director, then turned his gaze into the distance, and said quietly, "God Ye."
"Um."
"The scenery here is really beautiful."
"Um."
"At this moment, I want to compose a poem."
"Wait a minute."
"why?"
"Your flirt will be online soon."
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