Chapter 1094 Excuse Me, Can Monks Fall in Love?

The fourth live broadcast guest drew again, Ye Fei still did it himself, and finally got the great monk Master Huineng.

Master Huineng was so excited that he even broke the wooden hammer in his hand, and hurriedly ordered: "Aunt Meng, book a plane ticket."

Aunt Meng, what a resounding and great name.

As soon as Master Huineng's words fell, a female monk, that is, a nun, sat cross-legged on a futon not far from him.

The female monk had a rosary in her left hand and a wooden fish hammer in her right hand. She was knocking on the wooden fish and counting the beads seriously with her eyes closed. When she heard what Master Huineng said, she paused while she was knocking on the wooden fish, then frowned, and then continued to knock on the wooden fish.

Master Huineng waited for a long time without seeing any response from the side. He turned his head and saw that Master Aunt Meng had started knocking on the wooden fish again. He stood up from the futon, walked to Master Aunt Meng in three or two steps, and bent down. Touched her, said: "Hey, book a ticket, I won the lottery."

Master Aunt Meng was so annoyed by Master Huineng that she stopped knocking on the wooden fish, opened her eyes and turned to look at Huineng, and then recited the Buddha's name.

"Amitabha, Huineng go away!"

Master Huineng: ""

"I said, how can you be like this, woman? You must know that you are borrowing a temple from me to cultivate now. Your nunnery collapsed in the rain, and you eat mine and use mine. Even the wooden fish I knocked is mine. Yes, what's wrong with booking me a plane ticket?"

Master Aunt Meng turned her head back, closed her eyes again, and began to count the beads and knock on the wooden fish again.

Just a word out of his mouth.

"I knocked on Buddha's wooden fish, what has it to do with you?"

"I, you woman, are really unreasonable. I bought this wooden fish. Can you see that there is a manufacturer behind this, okay? This is a product of Putian Dharma Boundless Co., Ltd. in Southern Fujian Province, and I It’s still custom-made, so how can it become Buddha’s?”

"Huineng, can you show some face?" Master Aunt Meng finally couldn't bear it anymore, and suddenly stood up and pointed to Huineng's nose.

Hui Neng scratched his big bald head and said, "Why am I shameless?"

"You rascal, did my nunnery collapse in the rain? Do you insist on telling me the truth? Why is the bottom of my nunnery empty? Don't tell me you don't know."

Listening to Master Aunt Meng talking about this,

Master Huineng quickly waved his hands, curled his lips, and said, "I don't know what you're talking about."

"What else can I say? Huineng, you send your disciples to secretly hollow out the poor nun's nunnery and cause it to collapse in rainy days, so that the poor nun has no place to practice. Then you pretend to be a good person and let the poor nun come to you Practice here, do you think I don't know what you're thinking?"

"I said, how can you be like this? You can't make trouble for nothing. What do you care about me when the nunnery is empty? I am innocent. Why do I pretend to be a good person? If I pretend to be a good person, I will let you Do you borrow my temple to practice? It’s really a dog biting Lu Dongbin, who doesn’t know a good heart.”

Master Aunt Meng sneered, and said, "Really? You have a good heart? If you are really kind, why is there a hole in the wall where the poor nun bathes? And next door is your special bathing place, don't tell me That's a worm-gnawed hole, and a poor nun would despise you."

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Master Huineng's face turned red immediately, he quickly waved his hands, hesitating for a long time, and said: "I don't know why there is a hole, I also found it, I thought you dug it to spy on the old monk's bathing and changing clothes."

"You are shameless!" Master Aunt Meng was so angry at Huineng that she pointed at him, her fingers trembling, and said, "I will spy on you? You don't want to look at your fat body and that bastard?" What's the difference between a white pig? Look at the meat on the belly, it can weigh twenty catties if you cut it off, and the hair on your chest is longer than your hair. Tell me, what's worth my peeping?"

Master Huineng: "⊙▽⊙"

Then this guy also pointed at Master Aunt Meng with trembling fingers, and said with trembling lips: "You, you, you are not peeping?! You still say that I am peeping at you? You have given me a peeping naked , you nun full of filthy thoughts, the old monk has never finished with you, you have to be responsible to me, otherwise the Buddha will not let you go."

Aunt Meng felt that she had slipped her tongue, so she put her palms together quickly and said, "Amitabha, my Buddha is merciful, what I see is not you, but a pig."

"Why do you scold people?"

"I didn't swear, monks can't swear, I'm just telling the truth, Huineng, everyone is a monk, please stop harassing poor nuns, thank you."

Master Hui Neng stared at Master Aunt Meng for a long time, and finally waved his hands and left suddenly, but he was still muttering when he left.

"There's no way to double cultivate, the two of us can't double cultivate!"

"Huineng! Do you know what you're talking about? A monk who uttered such foul language, what about your Buddha heart? What about your practice?"

Master Hui Neng stopped and turned his head to look at Master Aunt Meng, and said, "Ever since you practiced in the nunnery next to my temple, my Buddha's heart has been disturbed. I begged a thousand times in front of the Buddha. The most important thing is to be able to meet with you every day. If the Buddha can’t satisfy me even this little, what’s the use of me trusting him?! I love the Buddha, and the Buddha must love me too! I believe in the Buddha who can’t even satisfy such a small request. What is his use?!"

Huineng almost yelled the last few words, but turned around and left after the yelling, leaving only Master Aunt Meng standing there dumbfounded.

It wasn't until Master Huineng left that Master Aunt Meng looked down at the rosary in her hand in despair, and then at the wooden hammer in her right hand. There were two jingling sounds, and both things fell to the ground. Then she knelt down slowly. On the futon, facing the Buddha and Bodhisattva statues in front of you, put your hands together, close your eyes, and murmured: "Amitabha, Buddha, Bodhisattva, can monks fall in love?"

Ye Fei and the audience in the live broadcast room had no idea that such a wonderful scene was being staged in the Qingyun Temple in southern Fujian Province.

When they saw that Master Huineng was drawn this time, they were all quite speechless, because this great monk was seen by many people. Do anything.

Ye Fei even remembered that this guy planned to open a branch temple of Qingyun Temple in Yinzhou City. Tell me, this is not a monk, this is purely an entrepreneur without hair.

But in any case, the fourth guest spot is confirmed, and it is this great monk.

Immediately afterwards, Ye Fei didn't stop at all, and directly started to draw the last lucky audience.

It was the first time for Ye Fei to draw lucky guests and audiences with such a high frequency, and he did it himself.

The last lucky spectator is an interstellar spectator, and also a person who knows both Pentium Quicksand and Crooked, Qingpi!

So far, today's five lucky viewers have all been produced.

Ye Fei, Crooked and He Peng ate all the edible things on the table, and finished the wine. Of course, almost all the rest were drunk. This guy is completely drunk Yeah, my tongue is tying up when I speak.

After talking with the audience in the live broadcast room for a while, Ye Fei directly turned off the video and ended today's live broadcast.

After the video was turned off, Ye Fei let out a long breath in his heart, saying that this ordinary and extraordinary day was finally over, and he could finally take a good rest.

That's right, Ye Fei has been live broadcasting for so long, and he has never felt as tired as today's live broadcast. Today can be said to be physically and mentally exhausted, but fortunately, everything is over.

He Peng's face was also black and red after drinking, and he sat there motionless.

Ziggy and Ziggy is sitting next to He Peng, with his arms around He Peng's shoulders communicating his feelings.

"I said, how did your stamina improve so quickly? The people on our planet are not as terrifying as your improvement. If you go to our planet, with your physique and such an outstanding talent, you will definitely Those who are being scrambled by many big forces, will you go to the double star with me?"

He Peng's head immediately shook like a rattle. It is impossible to go to the double star, and he will never go to the double star in this life. The ghosts don't know where it is. It is not easy to go back. If something goes wrong What's the matter, I don't have anyone to help me. Where is the earth? Even Africa on the earth is my warm home.

So this guy will not go to death.

Ye Fei was sitting on the chair, leaning on the backrest, smiling and watching the two talking nonsense, his head was a little dizzy, after all, he also drank a big bowl just now, although the wine was very fragrant and top-quality, it was still wine after all. Ah, and the degree is not too low.

In fact, Ye Fei really wanted to be alone at this time, because he was thinking about today's live broadcast results.

But he knew that Crooked would never leave, because he still had things to do.

If the other party didn't do this kind of thing too much, Ye Fei really didn't want to cause trouble, but the blame is that the other party is really too annoying, and you are live broadcasting yourself, and you actually sent fighters over, and it was all The world's most advanced stealth fighter, although the Chinese military has not found out what country you belong to, but there is no need to think or guess about this kind of thing. There is only one country in the world that can do this.

"Ye Shen, let's go." Wan Wan was bragging with He Peng, suddenly turned his head to look at Ye Fei with blurred eyes, and said with his tongue out.

Ye Fei was silent for a while, then nodded, and said, "Can you still fly the spaceship?"

"Of course I can, I'm very sober now."

How did Ye Fei think this guy was not sober, but seeing him start to stand up and walk out staggeringly, Ye Fei didn't dare to let him go out alone. Although this guy is very powerful and invulnerable, he is a guest after all. It's not right to follow.

When he came outside, Ye Fei called Lao Mo and his group over, and briefly explained the matter.

When Lao Mo and his gang heard this, they were all dumbfounded.

"God Ye, you... are you telling the truth?"

"Fuck, go to the United States? It's too exciting, can you bring us?"

"Ye Shen, I think you should think it over before making a decision on this matter. After all, this is a huge matter, and if it goes wrong, it will easily cause friction between the two countries."

"What are you afraid of? If they dare to do the first grade of junior high school, can't we do the fifteenth grade?"

"Heaven, I seem to have seen the news that will soon make the whole world boil."

Ye Fei definitely can't take Lao Mo and the others to this kind of thing. After all, they are soldiers. If they are allowed to go, the nature will be different, so it is enough for him and Wanzi to go. He Peng is already lying on the ground at this time. He fell asleep on the table, so let Lao Mo and the others take care of it.

Looking at the rumbling alien spacecraft, Lao Mo and his gang were all excited.

"Old Mo, I feel that the world is about to change."

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