Chapter 357 Salted Fish Thor's Transformation Plan and Follow-Up Arrangements for the God of Salted Fish

Li Jie had been sitting on the sofa for almost an hour. Fat Thor was watching TV and eating. The whole fried chicken that was originally in front of him had already been eaten.

He started to have a snack after dinner, the potato wedges he bought around the corner. Served with ketchup and Coke. He worked very hard to live like a human being on Earth.

Eating junk food, watching variety shows, and making that nerdy laugh.

Thor, who is left alone, is like Alaska being fostered at his grandmother's house. At the speed of blowing a balloon, it expanded rapidly in just over a month.

Li Jie lowered his head, his mind is now a mess. "What are you doing every day, Thor?" Li Jie's voice had a dreamy and ethereal quality. It was as if his soul had been pulled out of his body at this moment.

Knowing that he still dare not raise his head to take a look at that fat man nestled on the sofa.

"Learn the daily life of human beings. Odin asked me to learn the humility of human beings. I think I need to start by understanding the daily life of mortals. Diet and daily life." Thor took another sip of Coke while watching TV. He burped after drinking it.

Li Jie pretended that he didn't hear Thor's hiccup. It should be said that Thor had good intentions, Li Jie comforted himself like this.

"So, do you have any experience now?" Li Jie tried to keep his tone calm. He tried to put things on the bright side, what if Thor really understood?

"I haven't learned too much yet. But I found that cola and fried chicken are really delicious food." Thor watched the TV program and laughed out loud while answering Li Jie's question.

Because Thor laughed so loudly that it caused his body to vibrate. It caused the sofa under his buttocks to tremble slightly.

Although Li Jie didn't want to face the current situation, he still had to ask. "Are you eating fried chicken and drinking Coke every day now? During the month I left?"

Thor thought for a moment. "Basically, it started when Valkyrie returned to Asgard. I went to the fried chicken shop around the corner and bought fried chicken for dinner."

"How much do you eat every day?" Li Jie felt that his veins were about to burst.

"In the morning, I usually eat hot food. At noon and in the evening, I will eat a whole fried chicken, with potato wedges, donuts and ice cream." Thor looked at the TV, Gordon Ramsay was cursing the wrong dishes of students found it interesting. He has learned some new foul-speaking skills.

"You don't drink now?" Li Jie's blood began to circulate faster.

"No, I found out. Coke actually tastes good. I don't know why, although I resisted Coke at the first sip. But after drinking too much, I began to feel a little addicted. This taste is really not bad. I now drink it every day. Drink this." Thor held up the 1.5L Coke bottle to show how much he loves Coke.

"Drink this every day?" Li Jie tried hard not to show his anger.

"Yes, about four bottles a day." Thor didn't know what kind of number he was talking about. 1.5L Coke, drink 4 bottles a day.

Anyone know the sugar and calories that come with drinking Coke like this is a blast!

There is also this month of unsupervised, let Thor's diet begin to indulge and eat freely. Thor only eats what he likes, like fried chicken, like burgers, like ice cream.

Freshly fried potato wedges served with tomato sauce are a snack. Whole fried chicken is the staple food, occasionally eaten with burgers. Plus donuts and ice cream for dessert. Drinks are all Coke.

This eating pattern is a total calorie bomb!

That's why Li Jie didn't see Thor for about a month, but now he couldn't recognize Thor anymore. He's completely swollen to the point of deformation, okay?

Especially after he gave up thinking about Asgard and fighting and devoted himself to mortal life. And since I became obsessed with TV, this bloated state began to accelerate.

Because his daily life is to find the TV program he wants to watch, and then open Coke and snacks while watching TV while eating and drinking. Especially after he learned to use the phone and knew things like ordering food over the phone.

He didn't even need to do the necessary daily exercise to go around the corner to buy food. All he needs is a phone call, fried chicken burgers, potato wedges and ice cream donuts. These things, the store will ask the clerk to deliver them.

He just needs to lie on the sofa and wait. Although Thor is also a little puzzled, the life of mortals is so relaxed and happy, why does Odin still say that he learned humility from mortals?

And can this kind of happy life really realize the meaning of life? Thor said he didn't understand very well, so he could only increase his learning from mortals. I am more and more addicted to Coca-Cola Fried Chicken and variety shows.

So when Li Jie came here, what he saw now was not an ordinary salted fish, but an ultimate salted fish that had been swollen by oil and water, and even showed signs of cracking.

Li Jie felt that if Odin saw Thor's appearance now, I'm afraid Loki would definitely become the king of Asgard. Because Odin will definitely not let such a fat man Thor succeed him, if he succeeds to become the king of gods, it will be the greatest insult to Asgard!

Maybe Odin will execute Thor himself without hesitation, because having such a son is an insult to Odin's divine name.

As for Li Jie, who is in charge of raising Thor in the human world, he will definitely ignore it because of the breeding. He only knows how to feed Thor, but never takes him out for a walk. Cause it to go to form an abandoned house. As a joint responsibility, Li Jie will definitely be killed by Odin.

Thinking of this, Li Jie suddenly felt a chill down his back. This was the first time he felt the scariest crisis after he came to the Marvel world more than ten years ago. You know, Heimdall's eyes can see the earth directly from Asgard!

If one day Odin misses Thor and asks Heimdall to take a look at Thor's current situation, then all this will be exposed! At that time, will the angry Odin directly open the Rainbow Bridge and go down to earth?

Then he held up his lightning staff to take Li Jie's life? Li Jie suddenly felt that all of this was very possible.

"Thor, have you felt any discomfort recently?" Li Jie's back was already wet with his sweat. Even though the weather was not hot, he still sweated a lot. Scared by what I think.

"Uncomfortable? It seems a little bit." Thor was a little uncertain.

"It seems to stand up after squatting. Sometimes I feel dizzy. The mortal body is really strange. When I was still a god, I never had this kind of situation."

Isn't this strange for a mortal's body? You are a sign of high blood pressure! If you eat like this, you may have a stroke at any time, okay? Li Jie shouted crazily in his heart.

"Also, when I went to the toilet recently, I felt that my urine was sticky for no reason. I really don't understand the body of a mortal. Are you all like this?" Thor looked at Li Jie questioningly after speaking.

This is not an ordinary person's problem, you must have diabetes! Li Jie felt that he couldn't look directly at Thor at all.

Although Thor was reckless and impulsive before, he was at least upright and heroic. But now he probably doesn't even have the capital to be reckless and impulsive.

In the past, Thor took off his clothes and was a whole body of flesh, but the modern Thor has only a whole body of cheap meat after taking off his clothes!

When Thor wanted to take a sip of Coke again, Li Jie finally broke out completely. He knocked over the Coke in Thor's hand with one hand, and he has completely gone berserk. This is probably the first time he has lost his composure in these years.

"Drink, drink, drink! It's fine if you want to become a salted fish and die, why drag me into the water! I always thought you were just a bit useless, and your brain is not very good. Although you are a bit salty fish, you still have medicine It can be saved! But your level of salted fish is beyond my imagination! You are already a complete god of salted fish!"

In Li Jie's angry cursing this time, he even carried some of the cursing tone from his previous life.

"Listen up, fat man! I don't care how you turned into this bear. But starting tomorrow, I will supervise you. You are not allowed to drink coke, eat fried chicken, or eat any high-calorie food! I will match you with a suitable recipe."

"What did you look like before, you'd better change back to me right away. Otherwise, be careful I'll give you a good look! What do you look at, look at the fat man! And watch me beat you to death! Now you not only have to teach me humility, but also Lose all your cheap meat! Otherwise, I won’t be polite to you! From today on, you are not allowed to eat these anymore. Get out of here now and go swim five kilometers in the swimming pool!”

Li Jie aggressively snatched the TV remote control, drinks and food from Thor's hand. He snarled these words at Thor with a harshness never seen before, and with an anger and seriousness that Thor could not understand.

And it was the first time Thor felt murderous from Li Jie, he was not joking. If he didn't do what he said, Li Jie would really kill him. For the first time, Thor felt the horror of this mortal, he actually wanted to kill God!

And in Li Jie's heart, he had already started to figure out how to start training this trash. Thor, you are really inferior to Loki. It's better to let Loki become the king of Asgard, and save him from becoming a villain and doing things.

After you regain your divine power, you can be a salted fish on earth with peace of mind, at least there is still a place for you, a salted fish, on earth. Li Jie thought silently, he was already considering whether to find a way to meet Loki.

Maybe, I can reach a little consensus with Loki. After all, judging from the last contact with Rocky, Rocky is not that bad. And the most important point, Rocky is smart enough, maybe he can reach a consensus with him on some things.

Like leaving a certain salted fish god on Earth?

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