Chapter 356 Various Twists and Turns in the Plan Due to Xianyu's Excessive Efforts

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Li Jie sat on the sofa. His eyelids were puffy. The eyelids are drooping, and the eyes are a little dull. Hair is not as neat and tidy as it is taken care of every day. Instead, it looked like a messy bird's nest.

The top two buttons of the shirt appear to have been violently snapped off. This makes an otherwise well-fitted high-end shirt look very messy, wearing it like a rag picked up from the side of the road.

He sat on the sofa, bent over and bowed his head. Holding his forehead with one hand, rubbing his stomach with the other. His current image is very similar to Rodin's sculpture: The Thinker. Or it is like the feeling of powerlessness that ordinary people feel when sitting on the toilet when they are constipated and cannot detox normally.

Li Jie felt his stomach hurt and his head hurt. It hurts everywhere. He was almost about to explode.

On the sofa diagonally opposite Li Jie, a tall and bloated man with long blond hair was lying on the sofa. He has potato wedges and ketchup on his left, and a 1.5L bottle of Coca-Cola on his right.

He occasionally grabbed a handful of potato wedges and stuffed them with ketchup. Then pour yourself a gulp of Coke. Then I watched the program on TV and laughed.

What is shown on the TV is the world's most famous cooking reality show "Hell's Kitchen" organized by the world famous chef Gordon Ramsay. The 16th season is shown on the TV station.

"You dog XXX can't even fry a scallop well. You should know that my grandma's dog can cook ten thousand times better with its XXXXX than your XXXXX. You XXXXX, if you don't want to Continue to XXXXX, then hurry back to XXX in your hometown!"

One of the biggest highlights of "Hell's Kitchen" is to see how Gordon uses swear words in different ways. This is popular in the English-speaking world where swear words and techniques are rare.

So watching "Hell's Kitchen" is not only watching Gordon's cooking skills, but also watching how he curses is also a great pleasure. Many American audiences are addicted to it.

And the huge fat man lying on the sofa, like all ordinary people in the United States, is obsessed with Gordon Ramsay's teaching of swearing skills.

Not only watched how Gordon Ramsay cursed people on TV, but also tried to learn the skills of saying some curses in Gordon's way. After he finished speaking, he thought it was very funny, and laughed out loud.

Li Jie tried his best not to look at the fat man opposite him, but the laughter forced him to turn his head and take a look at this guy.

Just looking at it, Li Jie felt his stomach twitching, and his head wanted to spin around dizzily. No, I can't think about anything else. This troubles me a lot.

Li Jie resisted his urge to kill. Because the impact this fat man gave him was too great.

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All happened an hour ago.

Since the Battle of Eastern Europe, Li Jie has been busy. Since he wants to choose his own life, he will create this path by himself. Then it will inevitably mean that you need to make more efforts and efforts.

Since the world of Marvel does not give a peaceful life, let me create a peaceful life myself. For this he went to Toyo and went to hell. Want to introduce aliens and start planning for the Battle of New York. The regime that changed the world began by electing his designated mayor of New York City.

It is even necessary to fundamentally eliminate the possibility of a civil war breaking out. And not long ago, they had just conspired with Iron Man Tony to form an Illuminati in private. An organization that may change the course of the world.

And instigated Captain America to sue the US government, got a spider searchlight for Spider-Man to illuminate the night sky in New York, and so on.

It should be said that he has done a lot of things in a short period of time. This made him very busy, even so busy that he was fostering a salted fish god from Asgard, oh, no. Is the god of thunder.

In fact, the entire Asgard is also a very important part of Li Jie's plan. Especially Thor, whose status as the son of Thor and Odin is very important to Li Jie.

So when Thor came down to join him for the second time, Li Jie did not reject Thor. Even without the gift that Valkyrie brought from Asgard. The Thunder Blade presented by Loki, Li Jie will also adopt Thor.

Especially after Li Jie decided to bring in some dark elves from the Asgard war. Thor will become the link between Earth and Asgard in the future. It can be said that the task after Thor will be heavy.

Plus after discussing the Illuminati with Tony that day. Suddenly, some more thoughts appeared in Li Jie's mind. Some ideas need to be discussed with Thor, or even with Loki, and can only be completed with the assistance of these two people.

It can be said that Thor is an important part of the implementation of the whole idea. Even an unobtainable part, using his status as Prince of Asgard.

Because after having an in-depth exchange with Tony, both of them felt in a certain way. There are some things that ordinary humans can't do, including neither of them.

Because of the arrogance and arrogance of a politician. The self-righteousness of those governments makes it difficult for them to have an equal dialogue with ordinary people. Unless what Li Jie and Tony want is to subvert the entire government of human society, this is naturally impossible.

So his matter about Thor was put on the agenda by Li Jie in his heart. After solving the problems of Peter and his father-in-law, and the matter of Spider-Man and Sheriff George, Li Jie was finally able to find time to find Thor.

Thor without divine power is not enough. Odin sealed Thor's divine power, and he is now mortal. If you want to break the seal, you must break the seal set by Odin.

That is to learn humility and truly understand the meaning of life. So Li Jie took time out today to look for Thor, and he was going to have a good talk with Thor. How to let him recover his divine power quickly.

Because of the issue of respecting the privacy of others, although Li Jie rented Thor's house, he did not keep a spare key. So when he arrived at Thor's apartment, Li Jie could only ring the doorbell, hoping that Thor would be at home now instead of going out.

Ding dong~ ding dong, the doorbell rang twice, but no one came to open the door. Li Jie listened carefully to the voice inside, as if it was playing a TV program.

"It looks like Thor is watching TV?" Li Jie was not sure. Maybe the TV was too loud, so Thor didn't hear the doorbell. Li Jie wanted to knock on the door, but he found that the door was not locked, but simply locked.

Li Jie directly opened the door and went in. He sniffed the air. "Well, no smell of alcohol."

The last time Li Jie came to see Thor, this guy was still addicted to alcohol, he was a complete dead fish. Valkyrie also doesn't care about his drinking problem. Anyway, Thor wakes up every day and drinks strong alcohol to numb himself until he gets drunk.

Then wake up and drink. It's a state of being a cyclical alcoholic. Li Jie didn't like that state very much, feeling that Thor fell too fast. So he couldn't help scolding Thor.

It seems that this scolding is still useful. At least now Thor is off the booze! Li Jie was still a little happy thinking about it, at least this proved that his scolding was in the right place. Thor should have cheered up now, which is very beneficial to Li Jie's next plan.

Li Jie felt a little more confident in himself.

The further he walked into the room, Li Jie smelled a smell of fried chicken. Oh yes. Valkyrie has now returned to Asgard's Asgard, and no one should care about Thor's food.

And looking at Thor, he doesn't look like a person who can cook. So it should be food bought outside. Li Jie thought that there was a shop selling fried chicken burgers around the corner of this apartment.

Continuing to approach the living room, Li Jie could already hear the conversations on the TV program clearly. This surprised Li Jie, Thor is watching "Hell's Kitchen" again?

And there was laughter in the living room. Is Thor laughing out loud while watching the show? When will he be able to understand the jokes and jokes of the earth?

Li Jie walked into the living room with some doubts. A bloated man was nestling on the sofa, drinking Coke and eating potato wedges, and there was a whole fried chicken on the coffee table. While watching TV while eating, is it still laughing.

This is Thor's new friend? He didn't expect that he hadn't seen Thor for more than a month, and he had already found an ordinary person on earth to be his friend, which is a good thing.

Li Jie thought about it happily, so he introduced himself politely. "Hi, hello, my name is Jason. I'm Thor's friend. Do you know where Thor is now?"

Li Jie looked around the house, as if he didn't see Thor.

And the man nestled on the sofa gave Li Jie a look like a fool. "Jason, are you an idiot? I'm Thor, or should you go see an ophthalmologist and get your fucking eyes fixed?"

What? Did I hallucinate just now? Li Jie thought about it carefully. He didn't drink alcohol yesterday, he didn't have a hangover, and he never took drugs.

Could it be that someone has invaded his brain thinking? No, I brought the millennium building blocks rewarded by the system with me. This thing is an artifact of mental protection, it can build a maze outside of one's own mind. It is impossible for ordinary people to invade their own thinking!

Li Jie conjectured one by one, and was vetoed by himself one by one.

So now there is only one truth. Li Jie looked at the man nestled on the sofa in disbelief. Yes, he does have Thor's long golden hair.

And the clothes on his body seem to belong to Thor, but the loose undershirt that was originally worn on Thor's body becomes extremely tight on him.

And the stubble of the beard is indeed one of Thor's signs.

Li Jie asked with hope. "If you are Thor, tell me, where are you from?"

"Idiot, I'm from Asgard. Has your memory been fucked by the male dog of the Massa family?" The fat Thor waved his hand at Li Jie impatiently.

Li Jie instantly felt countless sharp arrows piercing his chest at this moment. broke his heart. Once it was hard to feel that I had grasped the thread of fate.

But at this moment, Li Jie felt that fate slipped out of his hands again. And strangled his throat again.

My original plan, original idea, everything. At this moment, he seemed to be completely disrupted, as if he heard the mockery of fate in the dark.

And at this moment, he fell weakly on the single sofa beside him, lost in deep thought.