Chapter 355 The Daily Efforts of the God of Salted Fish

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There used to be such a legend circulating in the Nine Great Worlds. A majestic god of war with long golden hair, wearing armor and wielding a giant axe. He used to drive a solar boat across countless star fields just to save his followers.

He swung his huge ax and chopped off the head of the god of drought, just to repay the rainwater that nourished life in a whole world.

He used his strong arms to overturn the giants in the mountains, just to give believers a living space.

He defeated the dragon and slaughtered the evil god. Those gods who bear the same priesthood as him but commit crimes are best not to be discovered by him. Because there is no sand in his eyes.

He could wage a battle of gods for honor. He once led the most valiant warriors of Asgard to conquer the sea of ​​stars.

Holding the head of the enemy high, singing the song of triumph. Qiu Kou's blood was mixed with strong wine.

Hold your own celebration banquet in front of the corpse of the evil god you killed, and let all the gods in the sky come to witness his extraordinaryness.

He is invincible, he is invincible. He is the embodiment of Thunder's wrath, the most valiant prince that Asgard has ever seen. He's Thor, he's Thor.

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Deprived of his divine power by Odin, the father of the gods, Thor was knocked down from the courtyard. And also issued a death order, before Thor can learn true humility, and the meaning of mortal life. Thor cannot return to Asgard.

From then on, Thor's life became difficult. The first time he descended to earth was with Loki. Loki was in charge of guarding him at the time.

After discovering the trace of the big snake on the earth, the two hurried back to Asgard. Of course, Thor was not allowed to return, so Thor was imprisoned in the cell by Odin at that time.

And during the days in the cell, Loki came and secretly brought Thor a little more food every day. This moved Thor very much. At the same time, Loki also told Thor some news about the big snake he knew.

And that legend, the legend about him being able to kill the big snake. If the big snake doesn't die, then one day he will make a comeback and attack Asgard again.

Thor asked Loki to help him escape. And let Heimdall help him open the Rainbow Bridge, he wants to return to Earth. He decides to save Asgard by sacrificing himself.

But since his escape, he feels his life has gotten worse. Valkyrie, the Valkyrie from Asgard, tells him all kinds of bad news.

Odin said that the big snake thing was a false alarm, which made it unnecessary for Thor to prepare to sacrifice himself. Moreover, the dark elves began to invade the elf kingdom, and Asgard began to fully help the elf kingdom resist the invasion.

As the commander-in-chief of Asgard's army for so many years, Thor did not receive news of returning to his post. Instead, Loki took his place as Asgard's supreme commander.

What's even more desperate is that Rocky has done better than him. He fought much more beautiful battles than him, and even the wars he participated in before, if Loki was not in charge of finishing, I am afraid that the losses would be heavy. This made him lose the pride he had cultivated over the years in an instant.

From there he became addicted to alcohol. Until Li Jie came to him and scolded him, he seemed to have come to his senses. Because of Li Jie's plan, Valkyrie has now returned to Asgard to report to Odin on the situation in the atrium.

Afterwards, Li Jie also began to enter a very busy state. Whether it's the war in Eastern Europe or hell, hand and hand, gold and gold. Every single thing kept him busy.

So that Thor entered a period of no one governing. Of course, Li Jie set up automatic bank allocation, and would give Thor five thousand dollars a month for living expenses. Anyway, the house Thor lived in was rented by Li Jie, and five thousand dollars was enough to ensure that Thor would not starve to death in New York.

In fact, since being scolded by Li Jie last time, Thor has been reflecting. Did I really do something wrong. And Odin still punished him. Until he learns humility and the meaning of life, he will not be able to break the seal of divine power, and at the same time he will not be able to return to Asgard.

So from the day Valkyrie and Li Jie left, Thor decided to really try to learn how to learn human humility and the meaning of life.

"So, what should I do first?" Thor stood at a loss in the room. Because he has no idea what the life of a mortal is like. As Thor, his life is fighting, training, bleeding, drinking. And of course women.

So Thor doesn't really understand how the mortal world should really live. Although he has been on the earth for a while, he has gradually become familiar with the things on the earth.

"Maybe I should see how mortals live?" Thor thought this was a good idea. At least he has to understand the way of life of mortals first, perhaps only by integrating into mortals can he experience the humility of mortals.

As for the method of understanding the way of life of mortals, it is very simple, isn't it. In this day and age, as long as you turn on the TV, you can know a lot of information.

Thor decided to learn more about the lifestyle of normal mortals from the TV. For example, what do they drink and eat every day. What entertainment is there.

The TV was turned on, and an animation of Captain America appeared on the screen (Note: This timeline was before the US team sued the government). He fired at the enemy with his machine gun, but the barrel soon overheated and could not be fired.

He urgently needs cooling water now, and his teammates threw a bottled black liquid at him. "What the hell is this?" Captain America on TV complained, but still poured the liquid on the barrel to cool it down.

Just when he opened the lid, hoarfrost began to appear on the whole earth. Even the guns and weapons started to freeze. What was originally a hot desert area turned into snow in an instant.

It turned out to be an ad for Coca-Cola. Thor rubbed his chin through the ad. "Mortals seem to enjoy drinking this. Is this an everyday drink?"

Thor has seen others holding Coke on the street more than once. So he felt that this should be a common drink for mortals, just like Asgard's mead and ale. It is something to drink every day.

He decided to go to the convenience store around the corner to buy it and try it out. Thor saw at the convenience store that they sold Coke.

"Pfft!" The Coke liquid splashed out, and Thor spit it out. He just got back from a convenience store with two cases of Coke. But the taste of drinking at the beginning made him unacceptable. The feeling was indescribable, reminding him of the taste of some herbs he had eaten far from Asgard after his injury.

"My God, do mortals drink such nasty things every day? Is this a kind of practice for them?" Thor stuck out his tongue. He glanced at Coke with some fear.

"Well, I'm a mortal now. A mortal. A mortal. They can drink. I can drink too!" Thor closed his eyes after hypnotizing himself, and drank the entire bottle of Coke in one breath.

"Huh!" Thor felt fine after drinking the Coke, if he didn't think about the taste of the herbs he had eaten before. In fact, Coke still has a sweet taste, which is barely acceptable.

"Well, this is my first step towards becoming a mortal. I have to learn humility." Thor felt that his first step was not bad.

So now it's time to start the second step. What do mortals generally eat. Yes, after solving the problem of drinking, he will start thinking about eating.

In the earliest days, I went down to earth with Loki, and all the food problems were solved by Loki. Later, it was Valkyrie who went down to earth, and these things became Valkyrie to solve.

They usually cook some Asgardian-style dishes that Thor is used to.

So up to now, Thor doesn't have a good idea of ​​what mortals should eat. But he remembered that there was a restaurant around the corner that seemed to be eaten by many ordinary people.

Now that Thor has decided to be mortal, he decides to try what mortal food looks like.

The corner restaurant is a fast food family restaurant. To put it bluntly, it sells fast food such as fried chicken burgers. Thor didn't know what to order. He noticed that many people were ordering large portions of fried chicken and hamburgers.

So he also bought some and came back to try. Maybe Thor didn't notice. People who come to this restaurant to eat, well, they are all "big".

"It's not bad. It tastes delicious." Thor spoke highly of fried chicken, which is crispy on the outside and juicy on the inside. After all, few people would find something like fried chicken unpalatable.

Thor sat in front of the TV, eating fried chicken, and remembering the Coke he just bought. He had an impulse, he subconsciously felt it. Coke and fried chicken should be good to eat together.

After a bite of fried chicken, and then with a bite of Coke. Thor seems to have opened the door to a new world. "Is it really supposed to be eaten like this?" Thor looked at the Coke and fried chicken. He seems to have found a normal way of life for mortals.

It seems that the goal of understanding the normal way of life of mortals and realizing humility is not far away. Thor secretly cheered for himself.

It took Thor 15 minutes to eat all the fried chicken that weighed more than a catty and 700ml of cola. Then he ate a large hamburger, which made his stomach feel strangely full.

"Well, food like mortals is not bad." Thor nodded.

Then there's the entertainment, Thor doesn't know anyone else on Earth. Li Jie was too busy to talk to him. He can only know what mortal entertainment is through television.

Then it soon dawned on him that watching TV itself was the most important form of entertainment for mortals.

"That's how it is!" Thor understood in an instant, it turned out that the life of a mortal is so simple.

They bought Coke from the convenience store around the corner as a drink, and fried chicken from the restaurant around the corner as food. Then sit on the sofa and watch TV for entertainment.

This way of life is nothing like the way he was in Asgard. The form of entertainment for men in Asgard is gladiatorial combat. But this form of entertainment does not seem to be popular in the mortal world. They watch others wrestle on TV, but they don't fight themselves. It is said that it is illegal to wrestle with people in the street.

Thor felt that he had begun to grasp the essence of mortal life. He started going to the hot dog shop around the corner every morning to buy hot dogs for breakfast.

When you are thirsty, go to the convenience store around the corner to buy Coke as a drink.

Go to the corner restaurant at noon and evening to buy large portions of fried chicken and hamburgers for food.

Meanwhile Thor slowly discovers something that other mortals like. For example, the ice cream and ice cream sold at the ice cream shop around the corner. And the chocolate donuts from the donut shop around the corner.

There's also a corner vendor selling freshly made potato wedges. Thor is trying hard to fit into the crowd of ordinary people. So he bought these foods that ordinary people like very much and bought them home to taste.

And sit on the sofa and watch TV while tasting. He has now discovered the pleasure of watching TV. He didn't understand before why ordinary people would be so interested in a box with a picture.

But he understood now, after trying to make sense of some mortal jokes. "Jimmy Chicken Feather Show", "The Daily Show", "Conan Show", "Knock Bear Report" these shows have become his favorites.

He now loves to lie on the sofa, drink Coke and eat fried chicken and potato wedges, followed by chocolate donuts for dessert, while watching these shows.

And Thor worked very hard during this period of integrating into mortals, he worked hard to make himself like a mortal. Don't think about Asgard, don't think about war. It is accompanied by Coke fried chicken every day, and occasionally with hot dogs, donuts and ice cream.

He wants to recover his divine power as soon as possible and become the God of War again!