Chapter 1898 The Fun of Shopping

Fifteen million kilometers sounds like a scary number.

But when the spacecraft travels at a speed of 40 kilometers per second, it only takes about a hundred hours to complete this distance.

Those wandering fleets that were sent near the earth by the "Corn God" distorted space finally saw a glimmer of light.

Alvin spent three days in Borneo, and when he returned to Hell's Kitchen, there were still about two days before the alien rogue fleet arrived on Earth.

Of course, it’s not like he did nothing in Borneo…

In addition to his debauchery, he informed Raymond.

The forces of Hell's Kitchen were quickly unified...

The battles I fought in the past were sudden, but no one seemed to think it was too difficult to fight a well-prepared battle this time.

How should everyone live their lives? It's just to put two more boxes of ammunition in the car and check whether the RPG in the trunk is intact every day.

The Avengers rushed back to Hell's Kitchen, the gang's gunmen were organized, the demon hunters were ready to go, and the school security guards were gearing up...

This unfortunate place has taken the tradition of "warlikeness" to the extreme!

Alexey, who rushed back to Hell's Kitchen from Peru, organized an arms sale.

The high-end munitions of the American Army are spread out on the roadside like cabbage, trying to sell them to those who need them at extremely low prices.

Unfortunately, there are still not many people willing to buy them. People who should have guns already have them. Just buy some bullets and wholesale some RPGs and grenades.

People in Hell's Kitchen are more pragmatic, and some people are not even willing to buy grenades. After all, the insurance factor of that thing is not high, and it has a shelf life and requires a storage environment.

Ordinary people can buy a big troll and play an RPG. If the financial situation is still good, they can buy some body armor for their family members. This is considered to be fully armed.

Alexey showed his charming eyes to the blind man. This gun dealer encountered Waterloo for the first time in the arms deal in Hell's Kitchen.

The children of Hell's Kitchen, including those who graduated, were all driven to school, ready to take shelter in the "basement" at any time.

Alvin, who had nothing to do, hugged the rosy Fox and went to Arms Street together, wanting to go shopping there.

As soon as he walked into the street that looked like an arms expo, Alvin saw Frank carefully supporting Shirley, who was pregnant with her belly, while she was selecting arms.

With a grimace on his face, Bourne was held by the baby-faced Dai Lan, and followed them to visit the arms stall.

JJ was holding half a dozen bundled discounted RPGs in his hands, trying hard to persuade his girlfriend Temple not to consider the M2 machine gun.

He also swore that if he could borrow Vulcan and anti-missile missiles from the school's arsenal, he would never cause any damage to his newly renovated house.

God knows when did the school have anti-missile missiles?

Alvin pretended not to see the end of the street, where Beckett was grabbing the old cow by the collar and bargaining with him.

He walked to Shirley, gave the pregnant woman a gentle hug, and then said with a smile: "You should stay in Northern Europe and live in Odin's palace. Your safety is guaranteed."

As Alvin looked at Shirley's five-six-month-old belly, he said funnyly: "When the wedding dress competition ends in August, will you still be able to wear the custom-made wedding dress?

Your designer must be the one who suffers the most because you keep gaining weight, haha..."

Shirley touched her face which was obviously much rounder in annoyance, she extended her middle finger towards Alvin and said: "There is a guy here who thinks it is safest for me to stay by his side, so I came back. "

Seeing Shirley's happy expression, Alvin retched twice, put his arm around Frank's shoulders and said, "Brother, you have to take it easy, it's not a good choice to bring this girl here for shopping.

It’s hard not to use the gun after you buy it. It would be terrible to think about Shirley holding a machine gun and using the recoil to give birth to a child! "

Frank, who had an indifferent personality, showed a helpless expression for the first time. He glanced fiercely at Alexey in the distance and said: "In order to sell arms, that bastard sent text messages to all the girls in Hell's Kitchen.

I really want to kill this bastard! "

Alvin saw that Fox couldn't bear his temper anymore and took a few girls to start "shopping".

He spread his hands helplessly and said, "What should we do?

Women will buy a few pieces of cutting boards when they see them on sale. If you don't satisfy their shopping desire, they will feel that they have lost a lot of money. "

JJ watched his girlfriend being pulled away. He breathed a sigh of relief and threw the RPG in his hand to a nearby stall, asking someone to help him take a look.

Then he looked at Alvin and complained: “Who says it’s not?

RPG usually sells for 250, now buy five and get one free...

It’s cheap, but where should I put it?

Why does Temple have a different attitude when the Dodge Challenger is on sale?

There must be something I don't know about...

Boss, please help me analyze it. I have been thinking about changing my car for two years. "

Alvin looked at JJ like a fool and said, "You can't say that you want to change your car. You have to say that you feel sorry for your wife who drives a broken car to work every day and want to buy her a new car.

After you get the new car, you wash it clean every day and take Temple to get off work diligently.

Occasionally, you can be late a few times. It is best to hold the car keys while talking in your sleep, saying that you want Temple to live a happy life.

In this way, you will be able to have your own new car soon! "

JJ looked at Alvin who had the bad idea and said in shock: "Boss, how did you know this method?"

Alvin didn't want to discuss this kind of issue with a fool, so he followed the ladies with a smile.

As long as Fox took a few more glances at a certain gun, he would rush up to pay the bill and then signal the gun seller to turn around and pack it up for delivery to the restaurant.

This is the secret of shopping with women. Many times they don't really want to buy things, but want to satisfy their shopping desires.

So they always start with small things when they buy things. If you can satisfy their shopping desire at the beginning, they will start to hesitate when they see more expensive things later.

Of course, this refers to ordinary women. Women who take you for granted are no longer in this category.

For example, after Fox bought a few guns, his interest in "Dow anti-tank missiles" decreased.

And watching Alvin happily decide to buy two "set anti-tank missiles", Fox never looked at anything more expensive again.

She didn't even take a second look at the M-109A6 self-propelled artillery or the M1A2 main battle tank.

Fox rolled her eyes at Alvin amidst the envy of the ladies. She was just about to try out an Apache when she noticed that Alvin was holding his purse and his face turned pale.

Although he knew that Alvin was pretending, Fox still felt that he enjoyed making fun of him.

Watching Alvin ask JJ to send the second-hand Apache salesman to the roof of the second floor next to him.

Fox smiled and pulled the women and began to go to the high-end arms stall.

Bourne looked at Alvin with a grimace and said, "Principal Alvin, where did that old cow get these high-end goods?

My salary is not high..."

Alvin, who was enjoying the fun between husband and wife, glanced at Bourne, a poor man, with disdain and said, "Then it depends on whether Dai Lan likes you or not?

If she makes random purchases today, I suggest you dump her! "

As he spoke, Alvin looked at the mediocre Bourne up and down, and he said curiously: "Brother, are you just living on your school salary?

When you agents resign, don't you prepare some resignation funds for yourself?

Anyway, I know that the old man in the church is a rich man. Even Robert, the most honest man, is quite rich. "

Bourne showed a poor smile and said: "If you have any extra work, you can introduce me to try it.

The one in Sokovia is fine. My asking price is not high, mainly because it costs a lot to have two children at home.

Wanda has burned down the kitchen twice and I feel like she could burn down a third time at any moment. "

Alvin likes guys like Bourne who are exhausted physically and mentally from life but still enjoy it.

He patted Bourne on the shoulder and said with a smile: "It is said that someone is now asking for a 'magic potion' on the Hell's Kitchen website, and I don't know who is so reckless.

Maybe in the future Wanda can open a witch restaurant to serve those who are prone to obesity.

One meal can ruin your appetite for a week!

I think this kind of business is definitely not bad. Women can do anything to lose weight. "

Bourne smiled awkwardly and said, "It's better not to let Wanda do this. In fact, drinking the traditional Chinese medicine foot soaking water will have the same effect."

Bourne's cold joke made several people laugh, and even Frank couldn't help laughing.

It wasn't until Shirley was holding an M2 heavy machine gun that she refused to let go. This man rushed forward excitedly, forced the gun seller back with murderous eyes, and then arrogantly picked out a beautiful M1911 for Shirley. pistol.

Pregnant women are always emotional, and any 'care' or 'neglect' from a man will be infinitely amplified.

Although Shirley didn't get what she wanted, she was obviously very satisfied with Frank's performance.

So there is obviously a market for domineering CEOs!

Alvin watched Frank become the MVP of the game. He smiled and asked everyone to turn around and prepare to leave.

As a result, Beckett, who had been struggling with Alexei, suddenly shouted loudly: "Principal Alvin, do you think it is appropriate for Alexei not to give a discount to the police purchase?"

Seeing Alvin looking at him helplessly, Beckett said in an extremely aggrieved tone: "We are also from Hell's Kitchen..."

Seeing the tall and long-legged Beckett's expression on the verge of tears, people who didn't know thought that "Hell's Kitchen" was the nickname of some scumbag.

Under Fox's angry expression, Alvin walked over and grabbed Alexei's neck and said, "Can you please calm down for a while?

Director George is sitting in my restaurant right now, just because you, the bastard, put up such a big show.

I had no choice but to go out for shopping, and ended up spending several thousand yuan...

Beckett is one of our own, so what's wrong with giving her a discount? "

Alexei spread his hands and said: "Principal Alvin, why don't you ask our director how he plans to equip his men?

Forget it about leasing arms, I can tolerate it without a deposit, but asking for a discount on the rent or even a loan, isn’t it a bit too much? "

Alvin blinked and looked at Beckett like a god.

This meticulous policewoman has been completely ruined by Hell's Kitchen...

They rent arms from a gang and still default on the rent. Who is the gang?