Chapter 1916 Boredom Leads to Chaos

When Alvin and Valkyrie walked out of the clothing store, they attracted the attention of everyone on the street.

Many people simply didn't recognize him as the famous Manhattan Tomahawk.

The reappearance of Russian disguise, as well as the blindness of Europeans and Americans to Asian faces, made Alvin appear in front of people in another image at this time.

Alvin put on a slightly retro black exquisite suit and restyled his hair with hair wax. He changed his past rugged farmer style and became a new super sportsman.

He is tall, has long legs and perfect muscles. His two-button shirt is unbuttoned, and his strong chest is vaguely exposed.

The old man in the clothing store is obviously a master. He knows how to match clothes and can show off the best part of a person without looking kitsch at all.

Feeling the admiring glances from the ladies around him, Alvin looked down at himself, then looked at Valkyrie and said, "Am I particularly handsome now?

I always feel like those women want to eat me up when they look at my expressions! "

Valkyrie looked at Alvin with contempt and said, "No, you misunderstood!

You are only worth 80 yuan now because you only spent 80 yuan on your outfit.

Although I am an alien, I can still see that the old man just now is a master of aesthetics.

And you are only willing to spend 80 yuan for this! "

Alvin smiled and supported a girl who "almost" fell. Although she pinched her palm twice and stuffed a note, it did not affect his good mood.

Realizing that there was still a girl who wanted to "nearly fall", Alvin walked to the inside of the sidewalk with a smile, and pushed Valkyrie, who had changed back to the Valkyrie uniform, to the outside in a very ungentlemanly manner.

Looking at Valkyrie's contemptuous expression, Alvin smiled and said: "That old man has probably been making money from rich people all his life, and I need to let him understand that he can't make money from me.

And he actually dared to slap my butt. Giving him 80 yuan was already my limit!

When did I spend a lot of money on clothes? "

Valkyrie looked at the shameless Alvin in amazement, and she said with admiration: "How on earth did you pick up Fox and Hela?

Your stinginess makes me admire you with admiration! "

Alvin waved his hand generously and said, "I am called frugal, and I have a rich assassin who is willing to spend money for me as my fiancée."

Valkyrie turned his eyeballs white, not wanting to discuss this issue with Alvin.

Seeing that the Valkyrie remained silent, Alvin said with a smile: "It doesn't seem too good to let a female warrior like you live the life of a pauper.

How about I temporarily hire you as Fox's bodyguard for a while?

You just need to help separate Fox and Hela when the atmosphere between them is bad.

At 40 bucks an hour, I'm hiring you to work until this fucking wedding dress contest is over. "

As he said this, Alvin suddenly remembered that this was a lesbian, and he asked carefully: "I would like to ask, are you a girl or a boy?"

Valkyrie almost hit Alvin's face with one of his middle fingers, causing the women nearby to scream.

Seeing a group of women fighting against each other, they wanted to step forward to rescue Alvin, the foreign prince.

Valkyrie looked up at the sky with a bit of collapse, sighed and trotted away from the street, deciding not to meet and chat with this guy again before dinner in the evening.

She could tell that Alvin just had nothing to do and wanted to find someone to talk to.

It didn't matter what he said specifically, he just didn't want to wander around this town alone.

The abandoned Alvin stood on the street and shrugged helplessly. He looked around to find a bar or cafe to sit down.

Before Frigga and the others came back, Alvin definitely didn't want to step into Odin's castle.

When he reached the end of the town, he still didn't find a bar or cafe with empty seats.

Every place where you can sit has a camera, so every place is occupied by various people whose names cannot be named.

Maybe the only place with free seats is the "Viking Bar" run by the Asgardians.

Because everyone who enters is required to drink a glass of Asgardian wine. If you can find a seat and sit there steadily after drinking, you are the guest.

Alvin will never go there because there is a big fool named Sol who gets drunk there every day.

After Alvin was hit on dozens of times, he finally couldn't stand it anymore.

He is a person who likes liveliness, but he doesn't like this kind of liveliness without friends.

Just when Alvin was considering whether to open the space door and go back to Hell's Kitchen to take a rest, a loud roar came from the Viking Bar.

A short and strong man, less than 1.5 meters tall, walked out of the bar carrying a tall figure, and stuffed the tall figure into a trash can like a garbage thrower.

This kind of thing happens often here. The only thing that surprised Alvin was that a dwarf actually appeared here, and he was an acquaintance.

The dwarf prince Volstagg stroked his beard, drank a glass of wine boldly, and then threw the glass into the trash can.

Just as he was about to turn around and walk back to the bar, two people Alvin was more familiar with rushed over.

Zach let out a tiger roar, and when Volstagg wasn't paying attention, he bent down and picked up the dwarf prince, and then slammed the sink used for decoration at the door of the bar.

Watching Julie put down the trash can with difficulty, and then pulled Anton's drunk cat out from inside.

Listening to Volstagg's roar of dissatisfaction, Alvin rushed over with his face covered, kicked Volstagg into the bar, then kicked Zach on the butt, and cursed: "You fucking Are you crazy?

Don't run yet! "

As he said this, Alvin grabbed Anton's belt, then took Julie's hand, and ran away before the dwarf inside could chase him out.

Zach didn't take any advantage in this matter. His family had taken advantage anyway, so it was definitely better to escape first.

Things haven't been going well in the past few days. Zach's head is a little hot. He watched his wife being dragged away by a handsome man. Is this okay?

The strong man like a brown bear let out a roar and chased Alvin's back into an alley.

I chased him in circles for several hundred meters.

Zach was at the entrance of a narrow alley. Seeing the handsome man touching and patting his girl on the face, he yelled angrily and rushed forward with open arms.

Alvin should have no problem looking at Julie. He smiled and was about to hug the richest woman when he heard a loud roar in his ears...

Seeing Zach, a tough guy, wanting to punch himself inexplicably, Alvin, who had been unhappy for more than an hour, turned around and stared at Zach with a frown on his face, shouting: "Are you fucking crazy?

I'm Alvin..."

Zach, who was having a fever, heard a familiar voice and braked suddenly in front of Alvin.

Frowning at Alvin, who looked completely different, Zach seemed to hesitate for a moment, and then suddenly punched Alvin in the nose.

"Why is Principal Alvin so handsome?"

Alvin, who was a little embarrassed by the praise, smiled and let go of Zack's fist, then bent down and punched him in the stomach.

Let him kneel between the legs of Anton's drunk cat and vomit out everything he ate yesterday.

Alvin hugged Julie who was covering her face and looked unbearable, and said unhappily: "Why do you like such an idiot?

I am handsome, do I need to emphasize it every day? "

Julie looked at the unlucky Zach. She covered her mouth and endured it for a long time, and finally couldn't help laughing loudly.

The skinny girl took Alvin's arm and buried her head on his shoulder, smiling as if she might die at any moment.

Zach, who was extremely unlucky, fell beside Anton in pain. He pushed Anton, who was covered in vomit, a little away with disgust. He looked at Julie sadly and said, "Why do you like this?" so gay?

He just sounds a bit like Principal Alvin, and these guys are all liars. "

Alvin looked at the funny Zach, he helplessly patted Julie on the shoulder who was about to expire, and said: "You'd better get rid of this idiot, and I'll introduce you to a better one.

Not only is this guy mentally ill, but he also seems to have a problem with his eyes.

This is a loser! "

As he said that, Alvin put his arm around Julie's shoulders and turned around to leave, saying as he walked: "When did you get here?

What are you doing here?

Now should be the busiest time for the ‘Paint Company’! "

Julie, who was completely naked, was walking with Alvin, while turning around desperately and mouthing "You're out of luck" to Zach, and then using a very street-like movement, she gave her neck two virtual chops to express her gratitude. The seriousness of the matter.

Zach stared at Alvin's familiar back. He bit his fingers in disbelief and said, "No way!"

Seeing Julie nodding desperately to him, Zach covered his head with his hands and shouted desperately: "No way!"

Alvin heard Zach's cry, he sneered and turned around to cut his throat, then turned at an intersection and left Zach's sight.

It happened to be idle, and Alvin, who was extremely bored, finally found something to do, and he would still let it go.

Julie didn't want to earn a lot of money and came here with Zach Anton, which made him feel a little curious.

He felt that he should ask clearly, these gangsters were not very reliable.

If Julie is pregnant and comes here to find a wedding dress and plans to get married, Alvin feels that he should take out Zach's intestines.

Walking onto the street with Julie in his arms, Alvin was like a proud father, showing off his outstanding daughter to everyone.

Although everyone looked at him as if they were looking at a handsome man who had lost his aesthetic taste and seemed to be crazy, Alvin didn't mind at all.

There is some happiness that these ordinary people don't understand. I just need to be happy in my heart. "Secretly having fun" is the highest state of pretentiousness.

Facing the slightly malicious looks from the women around her, Julie was generous and didn't mind.

Although the noodles in clear soup were plain and the clothes were very simple, Julie did not feel inferior at all and happily took Alvin back to the small hotel where she lived temporarily.

After Alvin entered the hotel, two illusory figures appeared from outside the hotel door.

The two night shift ninjas who were responsible for protecting Julie for a long time looked at each other, and one of them said in a hoarse voice: "That was the boss just now, right?"

The ninja who was being questioned saw Zack in the distance helping Anton, who had lost consciousness, walk out of an alley. He hesitated and said, "It should be the boss!

Otherwise Julie wouldn't be so happy, she never liked sissies! "