Chapter 1914 Nordic Story

When the world was undergoing great changes, Alvin brought his family to Northern Europe.

Stark is busy harvesting the energy technology that can fuse water on alien spacecraft.

Alvin stands on a crab boat wearing a waterproof suit...

Little Ginny was running around on the rocking crab boat with a safety rope attached to her body.

Alvin took out a small flask and took a sip of strong wine, then grabbed little Ginny who was passing by and said, "Baby, let's not run away, okay?

Those big crabs can't escape, we will definitely eat them tonight. "

As he spoke, Alvin looked at little Ginny's hair that was stiff from the cold and the two sticky snot on her nose. He sniffed and found that he didn't seem to be much better.

He took out his cell phone and took a photo with his girl making a funny face. Alvin sent the photo to Hela who was hiding in the cabin and refused to come out.

You guys have slept with me, how can you pretend to be dead and not work now?

Since arriving in Northern Europe, Alvin held his head and was beaten eight times by Odin, beat Thor eight times, and teamed up with Thor to beat Loki sixteen times.

Originally, everyone shook hands and made peace, and agreed to have a meaningful fishing activity, drink and eat meat and get drunk and forget their grudges.

As a result, Odin held his stomach and said he had appendicitis. Thor was hit in the head by Loki and said he was going to take him to a psychiatrist.

The restless Nick persisted on the cold sea for three days, and finally caught a bad cold and was sent back to Odin's castle by the Rainbow Bridge.

Frigga also sent a message, saying that she wanted hundreds of king crabs to entertain guests during the finals of the wedding dress contest.

So in the end only Alvin, little Ginny and Hela were left...

After sending the text message, Alvin waited for a long time but still there was no movement. He took a frozen fish of unknown origin from the boat.

After sending it to little Ginny, Alvin sneered and said: "Someone wants to be lazy, which is a felony!

Captain Ginny rushed to punish this slacker and wake her up to work! "

When little Ginny heard that she had been promoted to "Captain", she nodded excitedly, with a pair of snot specially bent into the shape of ivory, she forcefully smoothed her hair into a terrifying hedgehog shape, and then screamed. rushed into the cabin.

Alvin looked at little Ginny's fierce back and nodded with great relief.

There are only two and a half laborers on a ship, and you, a goddess, are pretending to be dead. When can we get together the king crabs for the final dinner?

Do you want to pass this day?

As a result, after waiting for a long time, Alvin found that his girl had become a dog-beater. She entered the cabin and never came out again.

He looked at the buoys around the crab boat and resignedly summoned two vines to help lift the crab pot out.

Crabs that don’t have their own heads are most likely to be thrown away. Crabs that are missing arms or legs and are not in good condition are killed immediately and used for snacks at night, so as not to be released into the sea and pass on the incomplete genes to the next generation.

Alvin knew that sooner or later he would become a scumbag, but he didn't expect it to be so soon.

Old Odin had no good intentions when he took Alvin on board the ship. He planned to work with his stupid son to get Alvin drunk, and then sink him into the Arctic Ocean to make him sober.

Unexpectedly, in the end, Alvin not only let him go, but also took his own daughter with him.

When Alvin used wine to pretend to be crazy, Hela obeyed in a few moments, making old Odin so angry that his appendix burst.

Facing Hela who was hiding in the warehouse and refused to go out, Thor didn't know whether he should get angry or what to do?

In the end, he had to beat up Loki, and then he knocked him unconscious with "Gungnir".

Alvin admitted that he was sober at the time and got drunk just to coax old Odin.

At that time, Hela went back and forth without resisting, accelerating Alvin's fall and giving birth to a new "scumbag" in this world!

Anyway, the name of 'scumbag' has long been attached to his head, and now that everything has been done, Alvin thinks he has nothing to be embarrassed about?

I'll take the shots I deserve when I get back. If Odin dares to hit me in the future, I'll shoot the "Thorn Spirit"!

After putting away the last crab pot, Alvin complained while tying up the king crabs and throwing them into the icehouse.

One person did the work of ten people, and in the end he had to play the role of captain, using his half-baked skills to sail the ship back to Odin's town.

Walking into the warm pilothouse, Alvin looked at a pot of steaming coffee placed next to the helm.

I walked over to take a sip, only to find a comic strip of little Ginny's mysterious stick figure underneath.

It probably means that she failed to complete the task assigned by her father. The terrible Hela dragged her to play in Asgard, and then because there were too many gifts, she had to send the things back to her friends first. share.

Alvin looked at the two lip prints, one large and one small, in the corner of the "letter". He smiled helplessly and said to himself: "You are all mine, why should you be reserved?

Is it easy to catch a crab? "

Taking a sip of hot coffee, Alvin looked at the position on the GPS and began to turn the ship's bow to prepare to return.

As a result, a pair of slender arms hugged his waist from behind...

Alvin looked back at Hela, who was wearing pajamas and blushing. He smiled, hugged her into his arms, and said, "The feeling of having an affair with the queen is really exciting!

But where did you put little Ginny? "

Hela pressed her cheek against Alvin's chest and said, "Little Ginny fell asleep in the room in the castle. I asked Loki to transform into me and guard her."

Alvin looked at Hela funny and said, "That girl's nose is different from other people's. She's actually quite scary when she's angry."

Hela chuckled and said: "Anyway, Loki is the unlucky one, right?"

Hela looked at Alvin and said, "If you are worried about Loki, you can hurry up.

In fact, it won’t take long! "

…………

An old crab boat docked at the pier of Odin Town!

This small town built on Odin's influence may be relatively quiet here.

Because those crazy women wouldn't come here to smell the seafood. Without those women, the TV station's live footage would naturally not follow here.

Alvin stepped off the crab boat with his upper body bare and deliberately dirty. He looked around and found the Valkyrie who was sorting seafood with several small town residents.

Seeing the unhappy look on the face of the only living Valkyrie, Alvin stepped forward and bumped his fists with her, and said loudly: "Beauty, find a few people to help. I caught 100 king crabs. Each one costs pesos." You have a big butt!”

Valkyrie looked at the pretentious Alvin, rolled her eyes and said, "Don't worry, there are no assassins with guns in the attic of the castle."

Alvin lowered his head and glanced at his embarrassed appearance. He said a little disappointedly: "Really?"

Black Beauty Valkyrie rolled her eyes until only the whites of her eyes were left, and said: "Frigga took the girls to Alfheim for a picnic this morning.

I watched Fox and Hela leave hand in hand. Now you can rest assured.

The only bad thing is that Loki was stabbed by someone unknown and is still lying on the bed. "

As he spoke, Valkyrie glanced around, then leaned in front of Alvin and whispered: "Great job!"

Alvin said "Huh?" and said, "What do you mean?"

Valkyrie gave Alvin a look with an expression of "Stop pretending" and said, "I just like to see Hela like she is now. If you can continue this situation, I will send you one every year." One hundred king crabs.”

Alvin rolled his eyes and hugged Valkyrie insincerely, and said, "I'll try my best!"

As he spoke, Alvin took out a few 20-yuan bills from his pocket, put them into Valkyrie's hand, and said, "Help find a few people to send the things on the ship to Odin Castle."

Valkyrie smiled and stuffed the tip into his pocket, and called a few town residents to get on the boat to move their things.

Then she looked at Alvin and whispered: "If you don't want to meet Odin, I suggest you don't even go to the Asgard bar in the town.

It has been the center of violence in the town recently, and Odin is bound to be there whenever there is trouble. "

Alvin looked at Valkyrie curiously and said, "What's going on?

Are Asgardian drunkards celebrating the carnival? "

Valkyrie shook his head in glee and said: "Thor is really worried about his two earth girlfriends, and he goes there every day to get drunk and fight.

Odin has to wipe his butt every day..."

Alvin whistled with a smile and said: "Look, I know that these royal bastards don't have clean butts themselves.

How dare they call me a 'scumbag'? "

As he said this, Alvin looked at the irritable Valkyrie and said, "Beauty, I admire you, do you have a boyfriend?

If not, I can introduce you to one! "

Valkyrie looked at Alvin like a fool and said, "I feel happy when they see them being unlucky, but that doesn't mean I think you're not a scumbag!"

Alvin shook his head helplessly and said: "Speak well, we are still friends!

Otherwise your boyfriend will be in trouble! "

After Valkyrie heard this, she hesitated and approached Alvin and said, "You know someone from the TV station. Can you find someone to introduce Janelle Monáe to me?"

Alvin frowned and said, "Who is that? Why does it sound like a woman's name?"

Valkyrie shrugged his shoulders and said, "She is a girl.

She is a young singer who was sent here by her manager to get some exposure. I quite like her.

If you can ask her to have dinner and take me with you, I will provide you with some conveniences in the town.

I am now the actual person in charge of the town. After all, I am the only Valkyrie who can still breathe! "

Alvin looked at the calm-faced Valkyrie in surprise. He nodded in amusement and said, "Do you know why men can't find girlfriends nowadays?

Because not only are there some bastards who want to eat and take advantage of, but there are also beauties like you who come to rob us...

Is lace really happy? "