Chapter 1912 Unlucky Man

Alvin's scumbag behavior and the Sex and the City-like scene made old Cage furious.

Fox's pregnancy made the old guy think that the school had a serious heir.

It's not that he doesn't like little Ginny, but this girl is just a silly optimist, and there is a risk of not graduating at any time.

Needless to say, Nick and Jessica, this family is a bunch of losers in terms of knowledge.

Now a new "trumpet" has appeared, making old Cage feel that he can live for a few more years.

He felt that he had an obligation to watch this unborn baby grow up and prevent him from going the way of his father.

The world is changing, and this school is also changing dramatically, and perhaps twenty years from now, a completely different leader will be needed to lead it.

Who else could be more suitable than Alvin's biological child?

Old Cage has always stubbornly believed that Alvin wasted most of his energy in Hell's Kitchen.

Compared to those cruel gangsters, the students in the school deserve more attention.

This legendary general scholar decided to find a few old friends to personally teach this "trumpet" to prevent him from being led astray by his bastard father.

Education must start from the baby, and Alvin’s baby must be paid attention to from the time of pregnancy!

Alvin wiped his face with saliva and watched helplessly as the angry old Cage dragged the "weak" Fox into his office, and summoned several "experienced" old ladies to prepare for Fox's death. A pregnancy lesson.

By the way, Shirley, the big-bellied woman, also enjoyed some super-standard treatment.

Alvin looked at Professor Wilson beside him and said helplessly: "Is old Cage crazy?

Fox is my wife, and what’s in her belly is my child! "

Professor Wilson looked at the angry Alvin and said with a smile: "The school is in Hell's Kitchen, but its spirit should not be limited to Hell's Kitchen.

We all think you are the best principal, so we want to continue your excellence.

We hope that this great school will have a great successor. "

Alvin squinted at Professor Wilson and said, "Why do I think what you said about me is all nonsense?

If I were the best principal, Nick Custer would be the best successor!

If you want to drag my children into school, you must first ask my opinion...

Maybe I hope he will be an IT engineer in the future, maybe a subway driver would be good too. "

Professor Wilson coughed lightly and said: "No matter what, we must first cultivate him into a child who can understand literature and do not rely on intuition for arithmetic.

We have no right to dictate what his future will look like.

But it is our responsibility to raise a child with sound knowledge..."

Alvin looked at Nelson, the old man, holding a small dictionary and sending it to old Cage's office as a gift.

Listening to little Ginny making an angry "whimpering" sound next to her...

Alvin bent down and pressed his forehead against little Ginny's, and said uncomfortably: "Dad is looked down upon.

We were both treated as fools by them! "

As he spoke, Alvin winked at the angry little Ginny and said, "This just shows that we are in the same group!

In fact, we are very smart, it’s just that we hide our smartness too deep for fools like them to see it. "

After hearing this, little Ginny nodded seriously and said, "That's right!

Daddy is the smartest dad, and Ginny is the smartest baby! "

Alvin was moved and hugged his girl, kissed her hard, then stood up straight and looked at Professor Wilson with a serious expression, and said: "Old man, no one of us can be sure of what the future will bring.

I understand your good intentions, but I don’t want my children to grow up with ‘expectations’.

They are my children and they can say no to anything they don’t like!

If this school will eventually become a burden to the children, I would rather work as the principal until the day I die! "

Professor Wilson nodded naturally and said with a smile: "Of course!

However, regardless of whether this school will be a burden...

You must first let your child grow up healthily, let him receive an education, and find his ideal, instead of hanging out in Hell's Kitchen..."

Professor Wilson looked at Nick and said with a smile: "I personally admire Nick, he has unparalleled courage and leadership.

But you would never imagine him putting on a suit and standing on the podium.

You should imagine what it would be like if you had a child who was an excellent scholar.

Every child is unique, he should not be ‘us’, let alone another you! "

Alvin was stunned for a few seconds after listening, and then watched Professor Wilson walk into Old Cage's office.

He hesitated for a moment, looked at Frigga who had been watching with cold eyes beside him, and said, "I don't know if it was my imagination, but the old guy just now seemed to still despise me."

Frigga watched Hela stay alone in the corridor, looking at old Cage's office at a loss, wondering if she should join...

She glared at Alvin hatefully and said, "What's wrong with being looked down upon by others, you damn idiot?"

Facing Frigga who was swearing for the first time, Alvin shook his head with a wry smile, took a few steps forward and tightly wrapped his arms around Hela's waist to prevent her from jumping from the fifth floor.

Feeling the slight trembling on Hela's body, and the emotion of wanting to escape...

Alvin stuffed her into his arms, and then whispered: "It's all my fault, how about you bear with it a little bit?

At most, when Odin beats me, I just don't fight back! "

As Alvin looked at the busy office next to him, he said helplessly: "Would it be too shameless if I said that Fox was too happy and wanted to share his joy with you?

You are the queen of Asgard, and you still have to have the temper you should have, but just come at me.

Anyway, I am a scumbag, I deserve everything. "

Hela turned around and buried her head in Alvin's arms, not letting him see her expression.

Alvin felt the clothes on his chest gradually getting wet, he patted her back helplessly and said, "I hope all my family members can be happy, and you are one of them.

Although I know these are all bullshit, I do mean it!

How about we find a place to kill something?

I don’t know if that bastard Loki is dead. How about I take you with me to beat him up? "

Hela did not raise her head, but said in a very low voice: "You are getting married in September. Before that, are you willing to go on a journey with me?"

"certainly!"

Alvin agreed to Hela's request almost subconsciously. When he came to his senses, he looked at Hela's shining eyes and asked timidly: "What do you mean by 'walking for a while'? What?"

Hela held Alvin's chin, kissed him hard on the lips, and then said viciously: "It was the wedding dress competition next month, and I needed a male companion to accompany me to win the championship.

You agreed, right? "

Alvin touched the wet spot on his chest, looked at Hela's star-like eyes, and said in a dumbfounded voice: "Who did you learn this from?

What kind of TV do you usually watch? "

Hela rolled her eyes with a huge eye, patted Alvin's chest in warning, then turned around and picked up little Ginny who ran over to join in the fun.

Looking at this little girl who was preparing to help her father pick up girls, Hela happily took out a stone head the size of a baseball and wearing a football helmet.

Alvin had seen this thing once in Nidwinir. It was a manic stone man that emerged from the soil that gave birth to the light elves.

This thing will take a bite of everything it catches. It was taken away by Hela before, but now it seems to be tame.

This kind of evil-looking thing fits little Ginny's aesthetic perfectly.

The girl was so surprised that she hung this thing on the zipper of her school uniform, and listened to the squeaking sound of the thing, and let out a burst of happy laughter.

Alvin watched Fox cast a meaningful look at him through the office window. He sighed sadly, took out his phone and called Stark...

"Alvin, are you crazy?

I'm very busy now!

I don’t have a fucking ticket to an alien planet…”

Alvin said uncomfortably: "Man, I'm in trouble, and I think only you can help me."

Stark on the other end of the phone suddenly became interested, he smiled and said: "What happened?

I knew Fox was pregnant, and Pepper had prepared gifts and was just about to go.

What trouble are you in? "

After hearing this, Alvin said helplessly: "Hela wants me to accompany her for a while during the wedding dress contest.

What is the most powerful missile you have?

I want to blow up the whole of Northern Europe, and then kill all the bastards on the TV station who are afraid of chaos. "

Stark said funny: "They gave you 80 million..."

Alvin said without thinking: "Then collect the check first and then kill them!"

Stark on the other end of the phone suddenly laughed...

He knew that Alvin just wanted to find a friend to complain to, and it was impossible for him to actually do the stupid things he just mentioned.

But this does not prevent him from giving bad ideas to Alvin, because he is not the one who is unlucky anyway.

After checking the information seriously, Stark said with a smile: "Although Hanmo Industries has gone bankrupt, that bastard Justin Hanmo once invented a powerful micro-missile.

Micro missiles with built-in cyclotrimethyltrinitrate can blow up Odin's castle with just one shot.

It is said that this missile is so smart that it can almost write its own book.

The most important thing is that he has a resounding name, which proves that his power is not in vain.

At that time, the military personnel just saw the name of the missile and placed an order with Hanmo Industry. "

Alvin listened to Stark introduce a missile to himself. Although he knew that this guy was talking nonsense, Alvin still asked curiously: "What is that thing called?"

Stark laughed and said: "The name of that missile is 'Ex-Wife'.

That had to be the scariest thing that idiot Justin Hammer had ever experienced in his life.

It’s moody, crazy and clever, haha, that’s a really great name. "

Alvin was amused by Stark, and he laughed and said: "You want me to use my 'ex-wife' to bomb Odin's castle?

Haha, that’s a great idea!

That old guy’s own ass must not be clean either, and his ‘ex-wife’ must be very threatening to him! "