Chapter 1909 Real Estate Nemesis

The punishment room was unexpectedly lively.

The most talented people in the school are all watching TV news together here, paying attention to the battle between humans and aliens.

In the past few times, we had fought against aliens without any preparation. Before the troops had time to assemble, someone had already ended the frontal battle.

Now this is the first time that Tangtang is fighting an offensive and defensive battle at the door of his own home when humans are prepared.

No matter how much damage is caused or how many sacrifices are made, victory will make everything worthwhile, and it can truly unify everyone's thoughts, and the entire social structure will change.

The era of "cosmic navigation" is here!

Alvin bumped fists with JJ and said with a smile: "How's the situation?

Director George didn't call me, which made me feel a little unimportant, haha! "

JJ skillfully took out a few cigars from Alvin's pocket and distributed them to the guys next to him.

After lighting up the cigar and blowing out a puff of smoke, JJ smiled and said, "Boss, you should come here more often. Without you, I can't even afford to smoke."

As he spoke, JJ glanced at the TV screen and said, "Those aliens have no stamina anymore. As long as Duke and the others can bear not to go to sleep, they should be able to kill all of them tomorrow morning."

Just a few seconds after JJ finished speaking, everyone heard a huge "explosion" coming from the direction of the dock area.

Alvin looked at the thick smoke rising from the dock area through the window of the Correctional Department. He pressed the communicator and shouted: "Alexei, what happened to you there?"

The old cow Alexey gasped and said loudly: "The sewers, the sewers are full of aliens.

FUCK There's shit everywhere now, John Wigger and that little squirrel blew up a septic tank.

A big guy showed up...

FUCK What the hell is this?

It smells worse than the latrines in Peruvian mountain villages! "

Alvin said amusedly: "Can you withstand it? Do you need help?"

Alexey gasped for air and retched, saying, "It fucking stinks in here, but we can do it."

As he spoke, Alexei shouted at John Wigger: "Can you do it?

Blow up that damn thing, it will take shit wherever it goes..."

Frank turned on a computer and after a few adjustments, the live battle in the dock area appeared.

In the most exclusive villa area of ​​Hell's Kitchen, a large crater was blown out where the septic tank was.

A half-machine, half-creature the size of a truck head, with hundreds of tentacles, a large jellyfish with obvious steampunk style, suspended in the air with its body covered in feces.

A large number of small aircraft and cannon fodder aliens squeezed out of the damaged septic tank.

As Alexei let the "Cornflower" mortar turn around, the muzzle began to cover the bombing.

The entire area around the septic tank was in an indescribable situation.

The stench that filled the air forced a group of women who were hiding at home to watch the fun and fled in panic.

Every woman who passed by John Wicker and Rocket Raccoon would spit on them, retching and driving away.

Alvin looked in shock at the villa area where one-third of the villa area was covered by the "dung rain". He whistled and said: "John Wigger is really a talent. He fired a cannonball and made that House prices in villa areas dropped by one-third.

This is an operation that should be written into textbooks, letting all unscrupulous developers know that we actually have the ability to resist. "

Rocket Raccoon retched and took off a piece of disgusting toilet paper on his head. He looked at John Wigger in a state of collapse and said, "What's going on?

The bomb I designed shouldn't be so powerful!

Is the whole shit in Hell's Kitchen concentrated here? "

John Wigger glanced at the faeces-covered exterior wall of his house, and he was so moved that he cried at the stupid thing he had done.

Listening to his two hellhounds howling at his refrigerator, John Wigger held a simple tower bomb launcher on his chest and said to Rocket Raccoon: "I hope your bomb is useful, kill it quickly." For this thing, I’ll find an old connection to send us to Europe to hide away.”

As he spoke, John Wigger took a look at Hawkeye's house, as well as the "Church" house, the house that Raymond just bought...

He said helplessly: "Hawkeye will go crazy, those guys will go crazy!"

Rocket Raccoon shuddered after hearing this. He rushed behind John Wigger, holding two simple wires and said, "How about we go to an alien planet together?

I know a fool named "Star-Lord". He has a nice spaceship. We can go to the galaxy together.

The income as a bounty hunter there is very good..."

As Rocket Raccoon looked at John Wigger's impatient expression, he grinned and confirmed: "The recoil of this thing is very strong, are you sure you can handle it?"

When John Wigger faced the foul-mouthed Rocket Raccoon, he felt that his patience had reached its limit.

The cold-blooded killer struggled to suppress the desire to kill the little raccoon. He raised the launcher on his chest with both hands and said in a deep voice: "Fire!"

Rocket Raccoon gritted his teeth and brought the two wires together. A burst of sparks flashed, and John Wigger seemed to be hit by a battering ram.

The huge recoil caused him to fly up, and his whole body folded and flew upside down for tens of meters, and hit the wall covered with excrement heavily, making a human-shaped depression in the wall.

John Wigger watched as a flash of light erupted from the center of the big jellyfish, and then a blue pulse wave destroyed everything within a hundred meters radius.

The huge pulse wave brought with it those terrible excrements, drenching the entire community.

If house prices had only fallen by one-third just now, these "shitty buildings" would probably be worthless now.

John Wigger touched his ribs that were almost half broken. When he was dying, he looked back at Rocket Raccoon, whose back was almost crushed, and said in pain: "Why don't you put nuclear weapons on me.

I would rather be burned to ashes than lie in the hospital and be visited by these neighbors. "

Rocket Raccoon, whose eyes were half protruding, retched and said, "I'm reminding you, this thing has a lot of recoil."

John Wigger, who was about to lose consciousness, looked at several figures walking towards him in the distance with their noses pinched in confusion.

"Is that guy dead? Pluto left him a bed in the hospital closest to the septic tank."

The voice of Lao Niu made John Wigger suddenly wake up. He took out his phone and dialed the police number with a shaky voice. He said in pain: "I need an ambulance to Los Angeles. I have medical insurance!"

Alvin in school heard that John Wigger and Rocket Raccoon were not dead. He watched Old Kent driving a fire truck, wearing a gas mask and holding a water gun to wash down the two unlucky guys, and then looted them. Their valuables were put on the stretcher.

Looking at the hell-like place on the screen, Alvin endured it for a long time, and finally pointed to a small garden full of flowers and laughed and said: "When that bastard from 'Church' comes back, he will definitely find that his own There is no need to fertilize the flowers, hahaha...

The CIA should give John Wigger a medal. He did things that losers dare not do, hahaha...

This guy is indeed a top killer, the top killer of 'house prices', hahaha..."

JJ looked at the beautiful houses soaked in feces, and he gloated: "If I call to buy a house now, shouldn't the price be particularly cheap?

Well, 500 yuan, no more!

Because if I want those shits cleaned, it will cost at least 50,000 yuan, hahaha..."

As he spoke, JJ, a pioneer in hating the rich, grinned and high-fived the miserable brothers around him, deeply expressing his gloating attitude.

Frank looked at JJ who was gloating about his misfortune and said with a calm expression: "Temple bought a house there with a loan last month, the second room in the third row."

The news came like a bolt from the blue, making JJ's eyes pop out.

He held his head and collapsed and said: "Are you kidding?

My house has just been renovated in less than a year..."

Frank curled his lips slightly and said, "So the value of your house has increased, and Temple decided to mortgage it and buy a bigger one.

5 minutes ago, this was a smart investment!

Now you own a ‘shitty building’, congratulations! "

Everyone laughed as they watched JJ holding her chest and sitting on a chair with a desperate look on her face, muttering incessantly: "If I blow up the bank, will it forget my loan?"

Alvin smiled and patted JJ on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, I'll ask Old Kent to find someone to clean it up.

I asked him to spray your new house with double the deodorant and double the air freshener.

You will forget what happened today!

My restaurant was attacked by a rotten egg, didn’t I survive it too? "

JJ looked at the considerate boss, who pulled Alvin's hand hard and said, "Four times, both deodorant and air freshener.

If anyone dares to mention what happened today, I will break their bones.

FUCK!

Where is that bastard John Wick now?

I'm going to take out his intestines with my own hands and feed the contents to that damn little squirrel. "

Alvin shook his head and looked at this ruthless bastard with a smile...

JJ is actually not short of money. He said his monthly salary is 4,000 yuan. In fact, in recent years, a salary of 2 million yuan has been paid into his account at the end of each year.

He is the true patriarch of the school and the cornerstone of security. How could Alvin treat him badly?

When it comes to assets, none of the guys here, including Steve, may be as wealthy as JJ.

Because he has a girlfriend who is smart and good at investing...

That fierce female nurse is dragging JJ towards a multi-millionaire, and she is almost successful!

Steve looked at everyone talking and laughing, he knocked on the TV screen helplessly and said: "Guys, the war is over!

Should we open a bottle of champagne to celebrate?

Just now, John Wigger solved the alien center alone. This guy has made a great contribution! "

As he spoke, Steve pointed to the strange picture on the TV...

Those aliens who had always been lively and fearless, now looked like toys that had lost their power, lying on the ground and twitching nervously.

Steve looked at the strange expressions on everyone's faces and said with a smile: "I think the American government should pay for that septic tank.

Otherwise, John Wigger would be too unjust..."