Chapter 141
"Wow, Lord Lei Shen was so kind to spare that guy's life. It was so gentle that I cried to death."
In the Shogun's mansion, Kujo Sara was moved to tears when he saw that Lei Yingying on the screen did not immediately deal with the unappreciated Lei Dian Guo Beng, and even let Lei Dian Guo Beng freely adventure on the continent of Teyvat.
"Don't restrict the child's freedom, let that guy freely contact the world, and use his eyes and feet to know the world."
"This is something that many parents can't do. Lord Lei Shen can be so enlightened when he takes care of a child for the first time. It's really admirable."
Kujo Sara described Lei Yingying's behavior of abandoning Lei Dian Guo Beng in a flowery way. The perfect explanation made Lei Yingying a little embarrassed.
However, Lei Yingying didn't want to disappoint the loyal support of Kujo Sara, so he nodded silently and accepted Kujo Sara's flattery.
Kamisato Ayaka silently watched this scene and wiped her sweat. She could only sigh deeply in her heart that Kujo Sara's support for Lord Thunder God was indeed first-class loyalty.
Yae Shenzi beside her was worried. Although she did not object to Kujo Sara's explanation of Lei Yingying's benevolent behavior, she was concerned about the fact that Lei Dian Guobeng, a little brat, was wandering around outside...
She was really worried that this guy would cause some trouble. After all, the light screen had revealed that the little brat was a puppet made by Lei Yingying. If there was any account, it would be Lei Yingying's head.
According to Yae Shenzi's observation of the little brat, he was not a kind person.
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On the other side, Kiana from St. Freya Academy was also hugging Mei and crying and wiping tears:
"Wow, Mei, you didn't really have a child with another woman, that's great, woooooooooo"
Just now, because of the name of Raiden Kokubeng, Kiana's attention was focused on the "cannon", and now she realized that Lei Dianying was "the mother of two children"
Now it seems that although that Raiden Kokubeng is Lei Dianying's child, it is just a puppet made with a magical power, and it cannot be said to be a "child" in the true physiological, family and love sense
As for Lei Dianying's behavior of letting that Raiden Kokubeng run around freely on the continent...
With a "Lei Cannon" on his head Silly name, what kind of trouble can that little brat make? It's okay~
Lei Movie is just giving the child freedom, allowing the child to develop freely in the vast world~
Facing Kiana's cry as if she had let go of a big stone in her heart, Meiyi was helpless and didn't know what to say for a while. Obviously, that Lei Movie was not her at all...
Why did Kiana react so strongly...
Although she said so, Meiyi secretly breathed a sigh of relief in her heart:
Fortunately, fortunately, the other "self" with the same face did not give birth to a child with the same pink hair and the same love to tease others, Yae Shenzi
Otherwise, even though she knew they were not the same person, Meiyi still felt a lot of pressure from a distance.
Just when Meiyi just felt relieved, the light screen gave the title of a new round of videos:
[The real reason why Lei Dapao ran away from home was that Yingbao's cooking was too bad? 】
Looking at the appearance of the light screen, Meiyi's face, which had just been relaxed, suddenly twitched.
Hasn't this video been released? Everyone knows how outrageous Lei Yingying's cooking is. Why do we have to bring this light curtain up again? ? ?
Under Mei's questioning eyes, the light curtain slowly began to play
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"Hello everyone, long time no see. Today I will bring you some kitchen lessons that children love~"
When the screen came up, it was Lei Yingying, who had entered a world with technology similar to the Collapse Universe from the Teyvat Continent for some unknown reason. He was wearing an apron in a very modern kitchen and greeting everyone
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"?_?"
Everyone looked at this "Lei Yingying Cooking Lesson" that suddenly popped up, and their eyes turned into dotted dots, and their eyebrows turned into curved question marks
What is this? After each video ends, it brings everyone a relaxing Lei Yingying cooking lesson?
Use the most hilarious pictures, let Lei Yingying's serious pictures of cooking things that humans can't eat at all, so that everyone can get enough relaxation both physically and mentally after watching the video?
While everyone was confused, Lei Dianying in the picture continued her "home life chat"
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"I caught my child playing Gundam late last night. I'll make him something delicious today to nourish his body."
Lei Dianying was muttering about the troublesome life of children that a good wife and mother would often mention.
Although Lei Dianying was muttering about the child staying up late to play with toys, and seemed very dissatisfied with the child staying up late, her behavior of cooking and preparing soup for the child to nourish his body still showed the good intentions of this "good mother".
However, this daily chat that sounds very warm and full of life is full of weirdness in everyone's eyes.
Everyone still has a fresh memory of the scene from the previous Thunder movie in which the kitchen was blown up without any common sense, no fire was started at all, and a bunch of inedible "rich breakfasts" were served.
Thunder movies talk about "replenishing children's health", but why does it sound so weird?
Why does it sound like... a sinister desire to take revenge on the child?
It sounds so evil and scary.
Can the soup she makes really replenish the child's health?
Or is it that Lei's movie is deliberately trying to be a "good mother" and actually uses her terrible cooking skills to punish her children for staying up late playing with toys?
Everyone doesn’t know whether the Lei movie in the picture has a clear understanding of his cooking skills. For a while, it was really unclear whether this was the picture of an old mother making soup for her children warmly, or whether it was a scene of a strict mother trying to help her children quit smoking. He maliciously cooks to punish his children for their bad habit of staying up late...
In short, the Lei movie in the picture is still cooking. If everyone follows her movements, they will naturally understand the truth of the matter——
"First make the old duck soup that Lao Ba drinks every day~"
Raikage talks about her "good old eight". Although the name sounds a bit like some abstract character, it should be the nickname of the big pink fox Yae Shenzi who had a good relationship with Raikage previously.
While talking about the "Old Duck Soup" that "Lao Ba" likes, Lei Movie opened the refrigerator and showed everyone the "ingredients" prepared for Yae Shenzi in the refrigerator.
o.O?
Looking at the impressive bowl of little yellow duck soaked in water in the refrigerator, everyone once again felt the severe shrinkage of the cerebellum.
As Lei Movie took out the bowl of soaked "duck" from the refrigerator, everyone frowned in surprise, as if they were having an extremely intense brainstorming...
Because in the picture, the bowl for soaking the "ingredients" held by Lei Movie is clearly filled with a few toy ducks that look like they are made of rubber, right? ?
But at least Lei Movie has made a lot of progress compared to the previous times. At least the appearance of the "ingredients" she prepared does match the "ingredient names" she said...
At least from the outside, it looks like Lei Movie has a few ducks in its hands...
As for whether it can be used to make soup, it depends on how Lei Movie operates.
While everyone was staring at the picture in the light screen carefully, preparing to learn how Lei Movie made old duck soup, Lei Movie in the picture seemed to feel everyone's suspicion.
In order to confirm that there was nothing wrong with the "duck" on her hand, Lei Movie even grabbed the "duck" in her hand to show everyone how fresh the "ingredient" was——
“Ga♦ga♦ga♦ga♦”
As Lei Qianqian’s hand squeezed, the little ducks in her hand began to squawk one after another.
"Look, it's still barking, it's fresh."
Lei Qianqian seemed to be very satisfied with the fresh "ducks" on her hands. Her smiling brows didn't know whether she was proud that the ingredients she picked were so fresh, or that she had chosen the right "thing" that matched the description in her mouth.
"hiss……"
Everyone looked at the little ducks quacking in the hands of Lei Movie and suddenly took a deep breath!
It seems...it seems like there's really no problem? !
Is Lei Qian really a genius? ! !
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If you close your eyes and listen carefully without looking at the picture, it seems that a group of fresh ducks are really chirping? !
And even if you open your eyes and look at it, the duck in the picture is held by the Thunder Movie...
Although it looks like some kind of plastic baby toy, although it still doesn't look like serious food...
No matter why the ingredients of "Old Duck Soup" are such small ducks...
It has the appearance of a duck, the body shape of a duck, and it can make the same sound as a duck...
Isn't that a duck? !
Could it be said that Lei Qian is really a genius?
Could it be said that Lei Movie really found the right ingredients? ?
Could it be that the little yellow duck in the hands of Lei Movie is really not a baby toy, but a real duck that is used as food? ? ?
Is it just that there is really something wrong with everyone's minds, that the stereotype of Lei's movie is so bad, that the little yellow duck prepared by others is regarded as an inedible toy duck? ?
When everyone was seriously doubting themselves and when everyone's heads were about to burn off, Lei Movie put the duck in the pot, filled it with water, brought it to the stove, and warmly explained to everyone the little things that should be paid attention to in the kitchen. Knowledge:
"This kind of fresh duck meat is best for making soup. You can have soup in the pot over low heat for 40 minutes."
Although there is still no firelight visible on the stove under the pot, everyone believes that there should be a flame on the dark stove.
It's just that everyone's stereotypes of Lei movies are too bad, and there may be some minor problems with the eyes and brain, so they can't see the fire.
Although everyone has heard Lei Movie's instructions on "how duck ingredients should be handled", I don't know if Lei Movie forgot to handle the duck or forgot to mention how to handle it...
Or maybe she just deliberately ignored the instructions for handling the ducks, or even specifically didn't handle the ducks...
In short, a pot of "delicious old duck soup" is already being cooked.
Everyone's eyes followed Lei Movie's actions and turned to the next delicious dish——
Lei Qianqian was smiling happily as she held a fish that was half as long as her body. It was so rare to see such a bright smile on that cold and serious face. Everyone was shocked for a moment!
What’s even more shocking is that the thing Lei Movie is holding actually looks exactly like the ingredients!
Although it is still at the "similarity" stage for the time being, everyone believes that the swordfish toy they saw in their eyes is only their problem and not that Lei Movie chose the wrong ingredients.
Under the eyes of everyone who were extremely convinced and trusting, Lei Qianqing smiled and introduced the ingredients of the second dish in her hand:
"This is a member of the Swordfish Division 2. It's a big one. Let's take a look."
In the hands of Lei Movie, a huge blue toy fish suddenly came into view, and Lei Movie showed it to everyone in front of the light screen with a smile.
It's just that the "name" in Lei Qianqian's mouth made the rebels in Inazuma frown, and a chill went straight to Tianling Gai.
It's obviously just a doll-like fish, so why does the movie have such a name?
As the leader of the resistance army, Xinhai looked at the "member of the Second Swordfish Squadron" who seemed to be caught in a thunder movie to "kill the chicken to scare the fish" in the light screen, and his eyelids twitched uneasily.
However, as a strategist, she certainly could not disrupt the confidence of everyone in the resistance army, so she calmed the panicked team members on the spot.
However, inside the light curtain, the next sentence of Lei Qianqiu made all the comfort in his heart go away——
"Let's give it a barbecue~"
“It’s the most delicious when baked like this with the original flavor...”
As Lei Qianqian smiled and announced how to eat the 'fish', a long and thin iron rod turned in Lei Qianqian's hand.
The next moment, under the unbearable gazes of many rebels, the iron rod was mercilessly penetrated from the tail of the "fish" to the head of the fish, and a "skewer" was born!
"hiss……"
Everyone in the resistance army gasped, their scalps numb with fright at the brutal method of Lei Movie in the picture!
Xinhai just tried his best to comfort everyone, but because of the thunder movie in the picture, everyone's buttocks went cold. All Xinhai's efforts just now were in vain. At this time, he could only helplessly wipe his sweat and stare closely. Light curtain.
"Are you using such insinuations to insinuate your methods against the resistance? He is really a majestic God of Thunder..."
She wanted to see what kind of food the Lord Thunder God was going to prepare.
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The thunder movie in the light screen didn't seem to know that not only the resistance, but also everyone tightened their butts because of her "skewering" skills
She is also giving everyone a good explanation on how to deal with this fish.
Watching Lei Movie send the processed fish into the prepared oven, although I don't know if the scales and guts have been done well, but everyone is used to it and simply don't think too much about it.
On the contrary, everyone should be shocked if Ray's movie completely handles such a big fish.