Chapter 138
"Children, it's time to eat~"
At the table, the three people who greeted Lei Dianying's "rich breakfast" were Kujo Sara, Yae Shenzi, and a short-haired kid with drooping eyes who seemed to have no energy.
Kujo Sara and Yae Shenzi looked calm. Although no expression could be seen, their numb faces showed that they seemed to be accustomed to Lei Dianying's nightmare cooking.
I just don't know why they were so calm in the face of this strange and rich breakfast. Are they numb or dead?
Only the kid with drooping eyelids at the side, his unhappy expression on his face showed that the beating and torture he suffered were not enough.
Otherwise, he should have shown a calm face to the rich breakfast served by Lei Dianying, just like the two mature sisters Yae Shenzi and Kujo Sara, and could not see sadness or joy or even life and death.
Lei Dianying still greeted the guests enthusiastically, as if he felt a sense of satisfaction and joy from working hard for this table of sumptuous breakfast. He greeted the children happily:
"Have you washed your hands~"
"Yes~"
"Then let's eat~"
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The picture was frozen on the harmonious and loving breakfast scene of the family of four
It was obviously such a happy scene, but everyone couldn't help but make sympathetic voices:
Poor children, they actually have to face the kind of breakfast that Lei Dianying prepared...
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The people of St. Freya College looked at the scene of "Lei Dianying kindly and considerately preparing a sumptuous breakfast" shown on the light screen, and couldn't help shedding tears of sympathy for the seemingly happy family
Although the scene in the light screen looked very warm, and although it seemed that they had tried their best to create a very warm family atmosphere...
But no matter how they looked at it, they couldn't help but shed tears of sadness and sympathy in their eyes, and couldn't help but feel sad for Yae Shenzi, Kujo Sara and the little brat.
What mistakes did they make to be caught by Lei Dianying for poison testing?
No, it can't be called "poison testing". After all, the food Lei Dianying brought to the table in the light screen was not food at all, so how could it be called "poison testing"?
Although everyone once suspected that there was something wrong with their eyes or brains, and they saw Lei Dianying's ingredients as other things, after Lei Dianying's operation in the picture...
After seeing the three people, Yae Shenzi, Kujo Sara and the arrogant boy, who looked embarrassed at the food served by Lei Dianying in front of the table...
Looking at the numb expressions of Kujo Sara and Yae Shenzi who couldn't tell life from death, everyone finally confirmed:
There was a huge problem with Lei Dianying's food!
Since the kitchen was blown up, Lei Dianying might have gone further and further in avoiding "kitchen accidents". In order not to cause possible harm, he even took the lead in "not starting the fire"!
I don’t know if it was during the previous “full version of tomato scrambled eggs” that Lei Dianying tasted the sweetness of not exploding without turning on the fire, and she actually made so many “dishes” without turning on the fire!
It’s not quite appropriate to say that it’s a dish, it’s not something to eat at all!
Although the process that Lei Dianying was talking about seemed to be quite correct, she only grasped the key points and skipped the normal steps occasionally, but what she did was completely different!
The microwave oven was not plugged in and not turned on, and even the “ingredients” were not edible at all!
What stuffed toys were regarded as “fish”, teddy bears were regarded as “fifty-year-old hens”, and rags were regarded as “white fungus soup” and red plastic packaging claimed to be “wolfberry”!
Lei Dianying not only made her genius-filled “replacements” in the cooking process, but even the ingredients began to use her wild imagination!
Can this be considered cooking? !
Previously, Lei Dianying used a "foot-washing basin" instead of a basin for mixing batter, and everyone tolerated it. After all, although the utensils are different, they are still utensils. It's just that you may taste athlete's foot and the taste of feet...
But Lei Dianying simply didn't turn on the stove and even replaced the ingredients with inedible things. This can't be called cooking!
What does Lei Dianying think of cooking? !
Although for Kiana, the food cooked by a girl with the same face as Meiyi in a foot-washing basin may not be inedible, and may even be delicious...
But back to the "cooking" itself, this is simply an abnormal disaster!
Not to mention Meiyi, who has the same face as Lei Dianying, even everyone in St. Freya Academy who doesn't know much about cooking and cooking, stared at what Lei Dianying did in the picture and shook their heads and sighed.
Everyone thought that Lei Dianying could be a little bit normal no matter how bad he was, but in the end, Meiyi's delicious cooking, Lei Dianying not only didn't have any of it, but also lacked normal knowledge!
As a "half party involved", Mei looked at the guy with the same face and saw how he "cooked"...
No, that can't be called cooking at all, that's ruining the kitchen and cooking!
What kind of chef would blow up the kitchen when cooking? !
Although Mei was a young lady at the beginning, she was also a daughter who had never touched the water of spring spring water...Mei's knowledge in the kitchen may not be much better than Lei's movie.
However, in order to make people around her smile happily after eating delicious food, she tried her best to learn. After hard work and countless failures, she finally achieved the widespread recognition she is now!
Even the raven who somehow tasted her cooking in the future gave Mei’s cooking a thumbs up!
Meiyi couldn't understand it. Her cooking skills were obviously top-notch in everyone's eyes, so how could the Raiden movie guy know nothing about it when she was obviously "the other one"? ? ?
No, it can’t be said that he knows nothing, it should be two “no”s.
"It won't do this, it won't do that either"!
Mei really wished that she could immediately see the thunder movie with the same face as her, and teach the other "me" step by step!
There have been enough scenes of her dark history and shame exposed by the previous light screen, but we can't let another "self" turn Mei's only confident and good image into a puddle of cooking. ah!
That was one of the few areas where Mei was proud of being able to stand tall and speak loudly. How could she be brought into trouble by another "self"? !
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"Fortunately, my Mei Yi is not the guy who doesn't know how to cook at all, otherwise she would have been ruined."
Kiana sighed from the bottom of her heart. Looking at the inhuman food served by Lei Movie, she really put herself in the shoes of the children on the table and felt the fear.
Although she watched many of Lei's actions in the light screen, sometimes she didn't quite understand why she couldn't do that...
But everyone around her would sigh or shake their heads following Lei Qian's movements. Although Kiana didn't know, she didn't dare to ask, lest she be labeled as a fool who lacks common sense like Lei Qian.
Even though Kiana doesn't show it like this, everyone knows that Kiana and Lei Qian are the same idiots in the kitchen, and Kiana should be even more stupid than Lei Qian in many aspects.
Everyone at St. Freya Academy lamented that this light curtain never missed an opportunity to persecute Mei and her face, and even wanted to defeat the last thing Mei was good at cooking.
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At the same time, watching the operations of Lord Thunder God on the mainland of Teyvat, I could not help but have a subtle emotion at the corners of my mouth twitching towards the three names that should have been in awe of Thunder Movie.
Although I don’t know what’s going on with the equipment around the God of Thunder in the picture that is completely different from the Teyvat continent...
But the focus of the picture is obviously on the cooking in Ray's movie.
With inhuman operations, unusable ingredients, and unimaginable imagination, it is hard to imagine that this is one of the Seven Gods who survived the Demon God War a thousand years ago.
It’s even harder to imagine that it’s the god in charge of lightning and the naginata.
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In Liyue, when people looked at the outrageous operation of Na Lei Movie, they couldn't help but think of a character at the same time——
Xiangling.
That famous chef, although the food he produced was mouth-watering and unforgettable, his unbridled imagination was also appalling.
In order to find ways to create a unique taste, what Xiang Ling once did is probably no different from what Lei Movie did...
For example, use slime as an ingredient because slime is elastic...
For example, the weapons in the hands of the Qiuqiu people are used as meat skewers, because the sweat from the Qiuqiu people's hands can give the meat skewers natural salt...
Xiangling has done things like this that would sound unbelievable to normal people many times, and even brought them to the table for guests to eat.
Treating customers as guinea pigs, Xiangling may have done even better than Lei Movie in this respect.
However, although what Xiang Ling and Lei Qianqian did were similar, they were essentially different——
That is, Xiangling "knows what it is and why it is". After understanding the principles of cooking and the fundamental taste of each ingredient, it arranges and combines them.
Although Xiangling's operations are often difficult to accept, there are many times when everyone has to admire Xiangling's very imaginative cooking, which can indeed turn decay into magic and create unique and delicious dishes that belong to her.
Because Xiangling's "experiment" is logical, principled and well-founded, she is not talking nonsense.
Although there will be many failed experiments on the road to success, those experiments always make those who accidentally bump into them complain endlessly...
However, Xiangling was still able to serve delicious food that was so amazing that she would never forget it for the rest of her life. This is why Xiangling is called a "chef genius"
Genius is on the left, madman is on the right. Xiangling's extreme desire to explore food is the reason why she can become the most famous chef in Liyue.
After constant attempts and careful mixing, the dishes in Xiangling’s hands that seemed not to be understood and recognized by others will eventually become unforgettable delicacies for everyone.
However, for Lei movies...
Although she seems to be as imaginative in cooking as Xiang Ling, Lei Qian is undoubtedly completely ignorant of the principles of cooking. It can even be said that Lei Qian lacks knowledge in many aspects of common sense.
Just like a piece of white paper, a piece of snow-white purity and ignorance, and a bit of clear stupidity.
Lei Qianqian's cuisine lacks the rationality, logic and spirituality of Xiang Ling, so it is absolutely impossible for Lei Qianqian to be like Xiang Ling and have the opportunity to serve up a plate of amazing food...
At least Xiangling wouldn't let people eat rags, plastic packaging and stuffed toys...
Occasionally, Lei Dianying's dishes are edible, and we should be thankful. We should also thank the various kitchen utensils for not killing him and the supervisor who didn't faint when Lei Dianying was cooking.
And the previous Lei Dianying blew up the kitchen and served completely inedible ingredients, which was probably a normal performance.
Even if Lei Dianying sometimes performs beyond his normal performance and makes the kitchen blow up like what everyone saw on the light screen before, it is probably normal.
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On the other side, Xiangling also saw her own shadow, but she only saw a shadow.
What Lei Dianying did in the kitchen was like the shadow on the ground reflected by the sun shining on her.
There was only a piece of blackness and darkness. Although the cooking skills seemed similar, they were all overflowing with despair, and there was no trace of light.
Because the shadow only had outlines and similar shapes, there was no trace of human appearance.
Lei Dianying's operation was so inhuman
Although Xiangling also knew that her operation was often incredible and incomprehensible, it was not like Lei Dianying's.
Xiangling was thankful on the spot that the self in the picture just ran away after a quarrel with Lei Dianying, and did not have more contact with Lei Dianying.
Otherwise, if she saw Lei Dianying messing up the kitchen and the dishes with her own eyes, Xiangling really felt that her eyes would go black and she could not help but use the red tassel spear
It just so happened that although Lei Dianying was an idiot in cooking and seemed to lack common sense, he was the god in charge of Inazuma, and Xiangling really couldn't beat him in terms of strength.
Xiangling could only be thankful that her decision to run away after the quarrel was so correct, otherwise she would have continued to argue with Lei Dianying, not only did she not teach that stubborn guy a lesson, but she might have sent herself to jail and ruined her reputation.
Although Xiangling thought from another perspective, she felt that being with a "chef genius" like Lei Dianying who always surprises people, it should be easy to get inspiration from Lei Dianying's operation.
Just as the picture just showed, Lei Dianying processed the rice crust and then steamed it, which touched Xiangling's mind...
It's a pity that the rice crust ran away, as if it was angry and panicked after noticing her thoughts. Xiangling has not been able to find where the rice crust ran to yet.
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On the other side, the people of Inazuma looked at the Lei Dianying in the light screen, who completely exceeded the awe-inspiring impression in the past, and closed their eyes silently.
They are all black spots. That light screen must be maliciously discrediting their Thunder God.
Although the Thunder God is sometimes a little cruel, the "Eye Hunting Order" and the ruthless execution against the Eye of God make everyone wonder and don't understand why Inazuma can't have her own Eye of God freely like other countries, but most of the time they are more in awe.
How could the silly and cute Lei Dianying who had no knowledge of the kitchen and seemed to lack common sense, who had just appeared in the light screen, be the Thor they knew?
Looking at the statues of the Thor that could be seen everywhere, everyone prayed in their hearts, begging the Thor to redeem their sins of doubting that the content in the light screen was true
That stupid, cute Lei Dianying who was fed with a rag could never be their real Thor!
And the one who was exposed in the light screen before, who was crying and left with psychological trauma because of a slap in the face when he was a teenager, was definitely not the Thor!
The "Raiden Mei" who appeared in the light screen before, who was defeated repeatedly, repeatedly frustrated, repeatedly cried, and repeatedly touched by the pink fat woman, was definitely not the same person!