Chapter 137
Rather, it would be better to say that the Yae Shenzi in the picture is still able to hold back not saying a single word, not even a single word to attack Lei Movie, and everyone is already in awe!
However, the next operation of Lei Movie soon made everyone realize that it was too early to be in awe.
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In the picture, after the thunder movie symbolically rolled the tomatoes and eggs twice, he actually picked up the salt on the side.
Everyone was shocked, Lei Movie actually knew how to spread salt? !
"You need to add salt when cooking" should be common sense that normal people know, but it is probably a big difficulty for Lei Movie. I didn't expect Lei Movie to understand it!
Although Yae Kamiko is supervising next to him, even if Yae Kamiko once said it, everyone doubts that the movie will be forgotten...
Therefore, watching Lei Movie pick up the salt in the light curtain, everyone was no less shocked than when they saw Lei Movie's series of cooking operations using "footbath" and "washing powder" before!
Could it be that with the help of Yae Kamiko, Raikage truly learned to cook and got rid of the name of "Kitchen Killer" who bombed the kitchen?
Sure enough, everyone said that there should be a suitable person to teach Shuai Lei in order to help her learn to cook.
Although Xiang Ling may be a famous chef, it is not suitable for everyone. The right way to teach students according to their aptitude is like Yae Shenzi and Lei Keqiang...
While everyone was thinking about this, the Lei movie in the picture shook his hands, and the salt he was carrying spilled into the pot with a "clack".
Just like the heavy snowfall in the cold winter of the twelfth lunar month, half the bag of salt fell from Lei Shimo's hand into the pot in an instant.
The large amounts of salt that slipped from Lei's hands were just like the time that could not be grasped no matter how hard it was, slipped through the fingers, warning people to cherish time, cherish feelings, and cherish everyone in front of them.
At least, Yae Shenzi, who was silently watching all this, seemed to understand
Watching Lei’s artistic cooking that contains many philosophies...
She realized.
Everyone outside the light curtain looked at the thunder movie that was so serious and funny in the screen, and they also realized it.
Although Lei Movie seems to have been cooking with great care, there doesn't seem to be any big problems in terms of the process...
Put the eggs and tomatoes in the pot one by one and stir-fry, then add salt...
However, some small details were not done well. This is not to blame Lei Movie. After all, the devil who fried the kitchen before can now ensure that the ingredients are safely put into the pot. This is already a great improvement...
Although that's because Ray Movie didn't fire at all...
While everyone was amused by Lei Movie's "Complete Version of Tomato Scrambled Eggs", Lei Movie's "Cooking Record" continued to play on the light screen.
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"It's five o'clock in the morning. Get up and make breakfast for the children."
As soon as the picture came up, Lei Qianqing walked into the camera from the bright living room, looking very skillful in wearing an apron...
Although everyone doesn't know why it's so bright at five o'clock in the morning in that place... but since the Thunder movie says so, then just listen to it.
And in the "Real Record of Cooking in Lei Movie" played in front of everyone this time, Lei Movie's cooking skills seem to have improved a lot compared to the previous two times...
At least in the picture, there was no supervision from Lei Movie, and he even looked like he was teaching.
But everyone is uneasy. Is it really okay for Lei Qian to cook alone?
Before, Ray Movie blew up the kitchen when there was no one to supervise it. Under Yae Kamiko's supervision, although it didn't blow up, it didn't open fire either...
The cooking in Lei's movie was so extreme that everyone was afraid to watch the next scene in the light curtain for a while...
But fortunately, what is shown in front of everyone this time is a very safe cooking method originally created by Lei Movie...
"This fish was brought back from the countryside by Jiu Tiao"
Under everyone's surprised eyes, Lei Movie picked up a "fish" from the sink, which seemed to have been prepared a long time ago...
However, in the words of Lei Movie, "nine fish brought back from the countryside" is nothing more than a furry doll.
This is completely different from the fish everyone knows. For a while, everyone even wondered whether there was a problem with their knowledge or whether the fish in the Thunder movie were just like this.
When everyone was in shock, the Lei movie in the picture also took a picture of the fluffy toy.
"Look, it's still alive and fresh."
Everyone's eyes suddenly became sharp as they watched the stuffed toy bouncing around in Lei Qian's hands, as if it was really a "fresh fish".
Everyone's cerebellum seems to have shrunk. Looking at the "lively" "fish" in the picture, could it be that there is something wrong with their eyes? ?
Could it be that the doll in my hand in Lei's movie is really a fish? Just a doll in their eyes? ?
Is there something wrong with their heads, so they misunderstood Lei's movie? ? ?
At a time when many doubts are almost overwhelming everyone's heads, Lei Jiaxing in the picture is still going on with her "steaming fish"
"We knocked her unconscious, sprinkled her with seasonings, and put her in the microwave..."
Lei Movie put the stuffed toy that she had knocked unconscious... no, it was the "fish" on the plate, and then picked a piece of green grass on the sink.
Everyone looked at this scene and frowned for a moment. Could it be that the green plants on the sink were spices grown there specifically for cooking?
It doesn’t look like green onions, it doesn’t look like rosemary, etc., so what exactly is it?
Although it looks like a weed, it can't really be a weed, right?
But when they thought that the person cooking was Lei Qianqian, everyone seemed to be able to understand everything.
Who knows if the movie uses weed as a spice, or does it really think that weed can be used as a spice?
And then everyone saw Lei Movie putting the "processed" fish into the "microwave oven", and they always felt that something was not right.
For everyone at St. Freya Academy, those electrical appliances are not new, but for people in Teyvat Continent, these "microwave ovens" and other technologies are very surprising.
But compared to those things, everyone's attention is still attracted by Lei movies.
After all, such a novel "cooking tutorial" has never been seen anywhere.
Not to mention those novel technological products, why does the process after "stunning the fish" just consist of "spreading seasonings" and "adding kitchen utensils"? ?
What about killing fish? ? How about disemboweling a fish, removing its internal organs, and knocking off its scales? ?
It is true that seasoning the fish is an essential step, but isn't it a bit too essential to skip the step of scaling and removing the internal organs and only use the seasoning? ?
The key points of Lei’s movie are indeed captured well, but it seems that it only captures the key points? ? ?
While everyone was frowning in confusion and leaning sideways, focusing on watching the "cooking instruction" of the Lei movie on the light screen, the Lei movie on the screen continued.
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Although Lei Qianqian operated the microwave oven, nothing happened. A closer look revealed that the power supply of the microwave oven was not plugged in...
It has the same effect as when she made the "full version of tomato scrambled eggs"...
Everyone quickly took notes to write down this surprising little detail.
After that, Lei Movie opened the refrigerator with cute stickers and took out another cute furry toy——
"Next is the chicken soup that Lao Ba drinks every day. This is an old hen that has been raised for fifty years."
It's obviously a stuffed toy that looks like a bear, but it turns into a "50-year-old hen" in the movie's mouth? ? ?
Regardless of whether there is something wrong with everyone's eyes and brains or whether the old hens in the movie's eyes are just like that, the "fifty-year-old hen" thing alone is extremely weird.
But after all, this was the continent of Teyvat where even the Eye of God and the Demon God existed, so everyone was relieved.
For everyone in the Honkai Universe, although an old hen with a lifespan of fifty years is unlikely, it seems that it can still be explained as long as there is Honkai energy.
When everyone felt relieved, among Liyue, only Xiangling and her good friend Guoba had their eyes widened!
"Crisp! How did you become that guy's food?!"
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Xiangling and her Guoba stared at the stuffed toy in the light screen. They might not recognize it to other people, but how could Xiangling not recognize her good Guoba!
Many people in Liyue also recognized the "50-year-old hen" in the movie. Isn't it the crispy rice cake that can always be seen around Xiangling? ?
What does that mean? After the quarrel between Lei Qianqing and Xiang Ling, he snatched the rice dumpling and used it as food in order to get revenge on Xiang Ling!
Although I don’t know why Guo Ba, the guy who should obviously be a “little bear”, is described as an old hen in the movie…
Xiang Ling's eyes widened even more, and she stared at the thunder movie with gritted teeth!
How dare you attack her rice cooker!
Although Xiangling herself was curious about the taste of rice cakes countless times, she resisted her greed and desire to explore and did not try to eat rice cakes!
How come it was actually overtaken by that thunder movie in the picture? !
When Guo Ba saw that he had become a "fifty-year-old hen" about to be stewed in the hands of the mighty Rice Wife Demon God, he was so frightened that he trembled on the spot...
However, what makes Guo Ba even more scared is what lies behind——
After the thunder movie in the light curtain took out the stuffed toy that was exactly the same as Guo Ba, he actually placed it on the chopping board!
“Let’s gut it and put it on the pan.”
Lei Movie "teaches every detail carefully", rubbing his hands on the plush bear of the same style as Guo Ba lying motionless on the chopping board!
Although there is a strange mosaic blocking it, it is not clear how Guoba's internal organs were taken out, but after the "processing" of Lei Movie, the stuffed toy that is exactly the same as Guoba probably ended its life.
Under Guo Ba's horrified eyes, the little bear that was exactly the same as him was stuffed into a bowl and carried to the side of the hot water machine by Lei Movie!
Although I don’t know why a hot water machine is needed to “serve the pot”, Guo Ba’s attention is obviously not on that!
When I was handling the fish, I didn’t know that I had to scale and remove the internal organs. Why did I think of it again when I was handling the crispy rice? !
"?!!"
Guoba looked at the bloody scene that said "Underage Guoba please watch under the accompaniment of an adult". He was so frightened that his hair stood on end!
Guoba quickly hugged Xiangling next to him. Xiangling, as the owner he followed, was the only support Guoba could rely on now!
However, when Guo Ba shivered and hugged Xiang Ling tightly, trying to get a little bit of warmth and peace of mind from Xiang Ling...
Guo Ba was trembling and wanted to find Xiang Ling for comfort. When he looked up, he heard that this guy seemed to be fascinated by the picture inside the light screen.
"Hey hey...hiss..."
Xiangling showed Guoba's familiar desire for food and desire to explore delicious food. Greedy saliva even dripped from the corner of Xiangling's mouth——
It hits Guo Ba right in the head!
"?!!!"
Guo Ba was so frightened that he let go of his arms tightly holding Xiang Ling and ran out!
Xiang Ling came to her senses on the spot when she saw the rice cooker running away. She quickly wiped the saliva from the corner of her mouth and shouted to beg him to stay!
"Hey! Guoba, don't run away! I won't do anything to you!"
"I haven't even told you what I'm going to do to you!"
Xiang Ling, who accidentally exposed her inner thoughts, scratched her head in embarrassment and looked a little apologetically at Guo Ba who never came back.
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Thunder Movie in the light screen obviously didn't know that her unintentional act had actually alienated Xiangling and her good rice dumpling, and was continuing her daily cooking:
"This is the white fungus soup I drink every day. Add wolfberry and cover it~"
It was clearly a tattered rag in Lei Movie's hand, but she called it "Tremella Soup", which made everyone who was already a little used to Lei Movie's "disguising a deer as a horse" twitch their lips again.
As for the "wolfberry" mentioned by Lei Movie, everyone knows that it is a kind of medicinal food that nourishes qi and blood, but it should be some small ones as big as melon seeds...
Why are there two packages of inexplicable "wolfberry" in Lei Movie's hand? ?
Although they are all packaged in red, they shouldn’t be regarded as wolfberries, right?
However, everyone was relieved when they thought about the situation where the rags in Lei Movie were used as white fungus soup.
As many preparations for Lei's movie are coming to an end, her cooking class seems to be coming to an end as well.
"Now the fish is also steamed, sizzling... sizzling, it's hot."
Obviously he didn't know that only a few minutes had passed, but Lei Movie said that the "fish" had finished cooking, and opened the microwave oven that was not lit at all...
Obviously there is no heat in the microwave oven, and the "fish" is still the same as before, but Lei Qianqian seems to be really burned, blowing air, trying to cool down a little to prevent his hands from being burned.
Under everyone's twitching gazes, Lei Qianqian took a deep sniff, as if he really smelled the tangy aroma of the steamed fish.
"Wow, it's okay, it smells delicious~"
Then Lei Movie poured out the torn rag that had just been stuffed into the thermos cup and the strange thing in red packaging, and put it on the table together with the stuffed bear that was stuffed into the bowl.