Chapter 471: There Is Still some Gap in the Project
Galio seemed to have realized something and walked away. Before leaving, Sister Yu gave him a kilogram of poor elements!
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Everyone was in an uproar. The total given before was not even a kilogram!
Representatives from various countries suddenly became unable to sit still and frantically asked their scientists to come up with the latest theories.
"Our cutting-edge theory seems funnier?"
"Quick! Make a guess!"
They had seen aliens making fun of Newton before, and thought those ancient and classic laws were more funny.
It doesn’t seem to be the case now. People’s laughter is not just about their mistakes. Sometimes, it’s actually because the Earthlings’ methods are too cumbersome or take too many detours, and the detours they take are very strange.
This kind of detour would be even funnier if it was done in an imaginative way!
Sister You pushed a kilogram of poor elements to Galio and said: "You must make that measuring instrument! The poor element material can help you. I really want to see you work hard to make it, and then use that machine to measure the micron The quality is so good, hahahaha!”
Seeing that aliens sprinkled one kilogram of poor elements for this reason, what else do you not understand?
The way aliens are now is like a scientist waiting to see others working hard to build a large-scale earth.
Giving poor elements is a kind of investment, but it is just an investment in a palace-level funny project!
But this is a funny project for aliens, but what about people on earth? This is not funny!
Because the road has to be walked step by step, simplifying the complex and making a technology more and more efficient is a slow process.
As long as we continue to optimize, one day the technology will be more mature and simpler.
In short, you must first be able to do it, moving from nothing to something.
As long as the aliens are happy, that's it, but Earth doesn't care about being laughed at, as long as it gets benefits, that's it!
Now that aliens are "spending huge sums of money" to encourage them just because they are funny, countries have nothing else to think about. They should quickly come up with cutting-edge theories that cannot be realized and technical configurations that have not been proven.
Among them, there are more than a dozen alloy structures designed for poor elements.
"Hahaha! Is this a subatomic grenade cluster?" Sister You said with a smile, holding an advanced theoretical material.
"Hehehe, yes!" A cosmic ray expert giggled.
"Do you know what you are talking about? Say it again and I will listen!"
The expert licked his lips and said in anticipation: "This is our earth, the most advanced subatomic grenade cluster design configuration... used here..."
After having someone explain it again eloquently, Sister You couldn’t stop laughing.
At the same time, the Blue and White Club was recording like crazy: "Good stuff! Good stuff!"
Sister You looked at the alloy structure designed just a few hours after getting the poor element, shook her head and said with a smile, "Is this how you use poor elements?"
On the other end, Blue and White Club shouted wildly: "Damn it, you can actually use poor elements like this?"
"This is your latest theoretical model of microwave detector? Pfft... What a shame you thought about it!" Sister You said with a smile.
On the other end, the Blue and White Society shouted wildly: "It's incredible, this design is a fortress! It's at least eighty years ahead of us!"
"What the hell..." Sister You threw away a pile of information.
The Blue and White Society has archived it: "These are completely unimagined designs..."
Watch as the front line keeps laughing at other people's trash, while the rear crazily copies designs.
Mo Qiong sighed: "As expected of you, Mr. Gou, you are still the most slutty."
Mr. Gou smoked his cigarette and said, "It's deception. When the intelligence is not equal, the smarter the person, the better the deception. It's just a little trick. It's overrated."
Mo Qiong said speechlessly: "This is a small trick, what is the big trick?"
Gou Ye said: "If Canaan hadn't been too cautious and wouldn't allow it, to be honest... just let me go, without even giving out a single element. I could trick their technology into using my words to sell the galaxy."
Mo Qiong grinned and said, "You are so cruel!"
You have used your words to sell the galaxy. Didn't you use your sovereignty over the solar system in exchange for the other party's crazy efforts to please you?
This idea was also proposed by Mr. Gou. Because of the plight of being held in captivity by aliens, the other party hoped to have room for development.
With this kind of mentality, you can definitely gain benefits by ceding a few galaxies with words.
However, this plan was ultimately rejected by Canaan. The reason was naturally that it was not good to be a free wolf all the time. The Sirius area is private territory. This is what the aliens said. Then the aliens kept exchanging these for the earth's. Something that looks like an alien scammer.
If you do it too much, the other party will always be paying, and something will go wrong.
Compared with the ethereal interests like pie-in-the-sky pie in the galaxy, the poor elements are real benefits. The benefits obtained are enough to give the other party a huge impact and make them please as if they have lost their minds.
The lively scientific comedy performance continued into the evening.
On the seniority level of the advisory board, it was the turn of a young astrophysicist.
"What? 67.80±0.7 kilometers/second/megaparsec?"
Sister You smiled indifferently and asked the astrophysicist to say it again.
The astronomer laughed and said: "This is indeed our Hubble constant..."
"Constant? Constant? Hahahahaha..."
Sister You laughed loudly, pointed at the professor and said tremblingly: "Quick, let me see you...hehehe...how do you prove it...please figure it out...hahaha!"
The Hubble constant here is different from that of Blue and White Society, so it is natural to ask it to check it.
So that day the astronomers took the aliens to the Tiannuo Observatory and calculated it again through the observation data of the new Planck satellite.
The calculation process was very serious, but representatives from various countries could see the alien standing in front of the computer, watching the experts' calculation process, trembling all over, with a broken expression, and had stopped laughing. It was very hard.
The researcher on the other end of the Blue and White Society said: "This is a brand new calculation method. Doesn't it turn out to be a problem with the accuracy of the equipment?"
"Of course not. There are extremely cutting-edge microwave satellites opposite. They have already obtained very complete microwave data. However, the engineering is biased and their ability to analyze microwaves is still a bit behind. This is a problem with the computer, but it is also Much more accurate than us," Dean Canaan said.
"Eh? Didn't they have an optical quantum computer before? Why is the microwave analysis still so bad?" the researcher asked.
"What I just said was just a theory. The computer project is still missing one of the most precise parts, unless..." Canaan said, lost in thought.
On the other side, the advisory group was also chatting.
"Isn't our Hubble constant accurate enough?"
"Alas, it's not the aliens' joke. We have actually been revising the calculation of the Hubble constant." An expert sighed.
"The results obtained by various different calculation methods are actually not unified until now, so there is still a threshold difference of 0.7."
The value calculated by Hubble back then was as high as 500, so that when the age of the universe was calculated, it turned out to be only two billion years... Geologists criticized it: If I find a stone, it is older than the age of the universe!
Hubble once doubted life and spent decades improving accuracy.
Later, it was continuously revised. With the improvement of observation accuracy brought by technology and computers, it has now been calculated to 67.8.
This has always been a popular joke in the earth's academic world.
"Constant... Haha, what do you think?" Sister You wiped away her tears.
That astronomer really couldn't stop laughing, because in his eyes, when the new detection satellite was launched, the microwave data reached the most perfect accuracy, and this constant should be infinitely close to reality.
He stood up seriously and expectantly and asked: "Then what is the Hubble constant?"
Sister You shook her head and stretched out a palm.
"???" The scientists fell into deep thought.
"Fifty-five?"
"Impossible, how can it be such a perfect number? It should mean that they also have a threshold difference of plus or minus 0.5."
"Well, everyone, maybe she just expressed that she didn't want to talk..."
The scientists are anxious and helpless. They are too eager to get an answer, but the aliens don't want to say it, and there is nothing they can do.
However, seeing her happy, representatives from various countries took the opportunity to make subtle remarks about the poor element.
In response, Sister You smiled and threw a poor stone, and immediately countless researchers rushed up and snatched it away like crazy.
However, the scientist still asked: "Please, tell me the Hubble constant. There can be no problem with our calculation method. This value is already the most accurate!"
Seeing this, Sister You frowned slightly.
The representatives from various countries were shocked and hurriedly wanted the astronomer to retreat.
Sister You stopped and said: "A civilization that only knows how to reach out for technology is really unlovable. You should figure this out yourself."
"You have complete cosmic microwave data. Although your optical quantum computer design is ridiculous, it is still very simple to calculate this constant."
The astronomer said in a low voice: "You have also seen the design of the optical quantum computer before. We are missing the most important link in the project, the optical quantum light pole conduit. Without it, it cannot operate at all. That thing cannot be made by poor elements. We It’s totally a matter of poor engineering skills.”
Sister You stared at the astronomer and fell into silence.
The representatives from various countries suddenly panicked, but they didn't know that she was having a heated discussion with Mo Qiong and others.
"No, aliens hate the Reachers very much."
"We have also determined before that she really doesn't like to turn something into a transaction. She is only willing to give away charity."
"Take this man away quickly and prepare dinner!"
Immediately someone came in and carried the astronomer away. The man was dejected.
However, when he was dragged to the door, the alien suddenly threw something.
"Bata..."
It was a small gear that looked like it was made of ordinary iron.
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p.s: Sorry. It was past twelve o'clock, I completely forgot about the time, I really didn't pay attention.