Chapter 464 What Can the Earth Offer?
"Sister You doesn't have to shake hands with everyone. Also, don't move. Let them move on their own." Mo Qiong relayed Canaan's arrangement.
The one-horned woman was naturally Sister You. She stood still and stretched out her right hand. Immediately, a Chinese representative stepped forward to shake it.
The people in the board of directors had completely understood the situation of the aliens in front of them. They used the bodies of earthlings to contact them, so they naturally did not intend to use the etiquette of the original body. The other party did not mind following the local customs.
Holding hands, feeling Sister You's body temperature, the other party stopped after a brief taste and immediately let go.
Then the other four came up and shook hands with Sister You consciously in turn.
Not far away, there were special personnel taking pictures. These photos represent the friendly meeting between the earth civilization and the black ball civilization, and will soon be made public to the world.
After the five permanent members shook hands, the Indian representative came forward, but Sister You had already retracted her right hand, and obviously had no intention of continuing.
Are you kidding? How could the representatives of more than a hundred countries at the scene shake hands?
There was no way. The Indian representative could only withdraw his hand awkwardly. He hesitated for a long time and did not dare to ask for anything.
Soon, the five permanent representatives surrounded Sister You and entered the reception room.
There were originally only some solemn seats here, and all the representatives would talk with the aliens here.
However, after Sister You's stomach rumbled just now, the advisory group decisively changed the plan, rearranged the venue, and ordered the chef team to prepare the best food immediately, which might be useful.
When Sister You went in, there was already a large dining table inside, but it happened in a hurry and they hadn't served anything yet.
"Ms. Black Ball, you mentioned reception before, so can we understand that you are a formal diplomat?" asked the Chinese representative.
Unexpectedly, Sister You sat down and said: "No, our civilization will not have formal diplomatic relations with primitive civilizations."
"..." The scene was very quiet for a while.
The advisory group was also quite disappointed, this sentence was too depressing.
"We are not primitive, you may not understand us yet, we have a prosperous culture, reasonable order and laws, scientific civilization structure and industrial system..."
Sister You said: "I know, but it is very primitive, we have our own standards."
"..." Everyone thought it was too difficult to chat!
The advisory group said: "Technological leadership means we have the capital to be arrogant. If we say we are primitive, we are primitive. We don't even have room to argue."
"The strong set the standards, and we can only follow their standards."
The Chinese representative calmed down and said: "Then what is not a primitive civilization? And before that, what was our diplomatic relationship like?"
Sister You said: "If you have the ability to find us, we will think you are not a primitive civilization, otherwise you will always be a primitive tribe in our territory."
"..."Everyone was speechless. This standard is too overbearing.
A professor in the advisory group said very pessimistically: "Primitive tribe in the territory?"
"So that's it, I understand! This is like the great geographical discovery of the year. The colonists found the primitive natives, but the natives didn't know where the colonists came from. The two sides can't establish equal exchanges at all, and it is always unilateral imposition and acceptance."
The natives only knew that the colonists came from somewhere in the sea, just as they only know that the aliens come from somewhere in the starry sky today.
I can go to your place, and you must also be able to come to mine. Regardless of the gap in military strength, this is the basic premise for establishing diplomatic relations.
When they discovered the Earth, they also directly circled the entire Earth into their sphere of influence.
At this moment, the Earth is like a tribe in the Amazon jungle, and they are unaware that others have occupied the entire South America.
"I think that the backwardness of technology cannot cover up the glory of civilization... You must also be a mature and orderly civilization. We are very much looking forward to peace and friendship with your civilization..." A representative said anxiously.
Sister You interrupted impatiently: "Enough! Stupid pacifist!"
Everyone was stagnant. This sentence was too heavy and immediately caused panic among some representatives.
Fortunately, Sister You said next: "You don't need to repeat the words of peace and friendship over and over again. War comes from interests. If you are qualified to be invaded, I will not sit here at all. It is meaningless for you to love peace."
"We will not go all the way to attack a primitive tribe. We have your resources, and they are everywhere in the universe."
"Please don't keep repeating such nonsense. I feel that my wisdom has been insulted."
Although Sister You spoke ruthlessly, many representatives were relieved and felt sweaty all over.
The advisory group also breathed a sigh of relief and said, "That's right... That's right... That's right. All the elements on Earth are found on all rocky planets. Apart from life, there are no special rare earth resources on Earth."
"Yes, war must have a purpose. Unless it is for reasons such as humiliating the country, they simply don't bother to invade the civilization of a single planet."
If aliens attack the Earth for resources, they are no different from idiots. As long as the mining capacity is sufficient, the Earth is almost a mineral-poor planet for aliens.
As for technology, they are even less interested. The other party's technology is so advanced that they can't understand it at all. The technology that can cross the vast interstellar is much higher than theirs.
The fear of their technological explosion and overtaking is even more non-existent. The probes have arrived, and they only need to stay here to monitor their development forever.
The advisory group believes that it is very simple for the black ball to destroy all man-made objects that fly out of the Earth.
For all these reasons, Earth civilization poses neither a threat nor a benefit to the other party. It is simply a mascot.
This is a very safe identity for the current Earth civilization.
"So, will you allow Earth civilization to continue to develop?" Wallace asked.
Sister You said calmly: "I am here to play only on behalf of myself. For primitive civilizations, the discoverer has the right to dispose of them. Let me tell you a fact. I found you in my newly bought territory. With Sirius as the center in your cognition, all star systems within 18 light years in diameter have become my private property not long ago."
"The technological bottleneck itself limits you. In my lifetime, perhaps you cannot pose any threat to me. Your future will be left to my descendants."
"..." Everyone didn't know what expression to make to face this reality.
While feeling fortunate, they also felt very cruel and sad.
The Earth can now develop steadily, but they are in the private territory of an individual with a higher civilization. Perhaps in the distant future, they will suddenly choose to eliminate them.
The advisory group soon realized that their opportunity lies in the alien in front of them.
We must stabilize this alien and make him feel very good about the Earth. Only in this way can the Earth civilization threaten the other party in the future, and the other party will still not choose to destroy them in exchange for more time.
It would be best if we could trade with her and gain some practical benefits.
"Ms. Black Ball, we have a thriving art culture. How do you feel about the performance on the beach before? In fact, we also have..." Wallace said.
"What? That's art?" Sister You said in surprise.
Wallace's body froze, and he felt that he couldn't continue the conversation that day.
Fortunately, at this time, a group of special agents came in with a plate of food, and the Chinese representative immediately changed the subject and said: "We have prepared a sumptuous lunch for your stand-in."
Sister You said calmly: "I have a brief understanding of your recipes. Many processing methods destroy the nutrition of the ingredients. The stand-in is very nutritious and does not need to be supplemented."
Everyone was a little disappointed. This alien was too difficult to entertain. The first impression was very important. If the Earth was not interested in his visit this time, he might not come again in the next few decades or hundreds of years.
When he comes again next time, it may be a direct devastating blow, or a cleanup.
But the resources are not attractive, the technology is even rubbish, the aesthetics are different, the art is not good enough, and even food is not needed, what else can the earth show?
Several representatives looked at each other and racked their brains to think.
The feeling at this moment is very much like a public relations negotiation with a big customer. If you want to take, you must give first, but the aliens seem to be a little unimpressed.
The prepared sumptuous lunch was still served and placed on the table.
But Sister You didn't even bother to look at it and said, "I don't need to eat..."
"Gugu..." As soon as the voice fell, the stomach gurgled again.
Seeing this, the Chinese representative said, "I know that the energy you take in for your stand-in must be a more efficient way of eating, but didn't you say? Treat your stand-in as your own person."
"Maybe our food is nothing to you, but we are really sincere."
It really was said by the aliens themselves that when it comes to stand-ins, just treat them as earthlings.
Sister You said, "Your behavior seems ridiculous to me, but I can understand you."
"I'll only eat one bite..."
After saying that, she grabbed a piece of meat and stuffed it into her mouth.
Seeing that she took a bite and still had no reaction, the Huaxia representative sighed and asked someone to clear the plates.
However, this time, Sister You stopped her and said, "Don't move, I'm talking about the amount of one bite of the main body."
As she said that, she stuffed another bite of meat with a very subtle expression.
"Hmm..." Then she saw her eat a plate of meat one bite after another.
Everyone exchanged glances, and someone asked, "Have you finished the amount of one bite of the main body?"
"No, another plate of this." Sister You said with a strange look.
The Huaxia representative demonstrated how to use the tableware and said, "Maybe you can try something else."
Sister You frowned and poked another piece of fish into her mouth.
"Hmm?" Sister You raised her eyebrows and started eating the plate of fish again.
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P.S.: Sorry.