Chapter 470 The Aliens Are so Funny

Newtonian mechanics is actually only suitable for the classical universe. It is not necessarily true that everything follows the three laws.

But at least, at the current stage, it is still a classic law, and it is still used in many places.

However, in front of aliens, these may be very ridiculous.

Just look at the appearance of the aliens and you’ll almost laugh like crazy...

“Are our scientific theories a joke?”

"This is too shocking..."

While everyone was laughing on the surface, some scientists felt very uncomfortable, but if you think about it carefully, this is understandable.

There is a gap of one hundred thousand years between them and others. Let alone one hundred thousand years, the knowledge from thousands of years ago is ridiculous now.

From the perspective of an alien, the earthlings seriously put the ‘laws’ in the form of axioms in the data and presented them to her. This was completely like presenting a collection of jokes.

"But you can't laugh like this." A physicist said secretly.

"Due to cultural differences, modern people may not laugh like this when they see some nonsense theories of the ancients, but they have known it for a long time. After all, they are from the same origin, so they have expectations in their hearts."

A sociologist whispered: "But aliens are different. Think about it, if you have heard a similar joke, it won't be very funny. But aliens don't know how people on earth understand the world. , without any psychological expectations, suddenly seeing our scientific theory is like a person who has seen too many jokes and suddenly hears a "brain-breaking" punchline. "

With huge physical and cultural differences, the jokes are naturally very different.

Some real everyday jokes here on Earth that aliens wouldn't react to at all because everyday life is different. For example, there are some jokes about physiology. Aliens have different physiological structures, so naturally they don’t relate to them.

But science is different. It is an objective observation and summary. Some physical motion phenomena exist on the earth and in extraterrestrial planets.

So even if the theory is wrong or inaccurate, aliens can understand it and know what these laws are saying.

After understanding what these laws are saying and having a corresponding sense of resonance, we can conclude that if earthlings and aliens have a 'common language', it must be the language of science and mathematics.

Because the two bypass cultural differences.

In terms of mechanics, the Black Ball Civilization must have made some theoretical mistakes and cognitive biases.

This is a limitation of the times, but the wrong understanding of science by the black ball civilization at that time may not be the same as that of the current earth.

Therefore, the earth’s ‘physics jokes’ may seem very strange to aliens...

"It's not that the alien has a low laugh point. Maybe she has a high laugh point in her own civilization."

"But due to various factors, the scientific theory of the earth just hits the G-spot of aliens."

The advisory group quickly figured out the situation.

What do they do? They are responsible for analyzing alien behavior and giving suggestions.

Whenever aliens take any action, they have to rack their brains to understand the meaning behind it to facilitate their diplomatic work.

The alien in front of me laughed like a dog while watching Newtonian mechanics. This is no small matter, and representatives from various countries attach great importance to it!

And the reason behind this is not difficult to figure out.

It is not difficult to understand an alien whose scientific laws are very funny when their technology and culture are very different.

And what was the tone they just set not long ago? Just thinking of ways to make the aliens happy.

Unexpectedly, aliens do not understand the art of the earth, and their expressions are expressionless when watching the comedies of the earth. However, watching Newtonian mechanics actually hit the point of laughter.

"She has such a weird smile..."

“But it’s easier if it’s funny!”

In order to show the beauty of the earth, they had prepared many artists, including comedy performing artists, just to coax the aliens.

Later, I discovered that the aliens were not in the same dimension as their artistic cells, so I gave up this plan of directly making people laugh.

But now, this plan is going to be implemented again, but instead of those comedians, let’s go to the scientists!

Science is the most classic and truly enduring comedy theme in the universe!

The master of Earth's talk show, right here in the world of theoretical physics!

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"Each planet orbits the sun in its own elliptical orbit, with the sun at one focus of the ellipse..."

"What? Say it again?"

"Every planet..."

"Hahahaha! Open that... open..."

"Kepler..."

"Hahaha, that Kepler is a talent!"

"..."

Watching aliens being amused by Kepler's three laws of planetary motion and spreading poor elements, the theoretical physics community is both pained and happy.

Talking about the laws of classical physics is like a comedy show in front of aliens.

Newtonian mechanics is just a joke, and Kepler's planetary motion is three big jokes.

Of course, not everything is laughed at, like thermodynamics, the aliens just smile lightly.

The mathematical theorem, on the other hand, is completely incapable of making aliens laugh.

Through constant observation and summary, everyone found that it is normal for mathematics not to be funny. Mathematics is a rigorous basic tool and has nothing to do with observation accuracy and technical limitations. Therefore, it is useless at most, and it is not wrong, let alone what's so funny.

As for the few laws such as thermodynamics that were not laughed at, it means that either the jokes are old-fashioned and the black ball civilization has made similar mistakes before, or... they are right.

"That piece of black metal should be the cutting-edge material of the contemporary civilization. It also violates thermodynamics."

"Yeah, I thought thermodynamics would be laughed at the most. I have observed that piece of black metal for a long time. It seems that all the particles are stagnant. No, it feels that it is not composed of particles at all, but an indivisible Planck limit material, which has been magnified to the macroscopic level..."

"Tsk, we think so, which just shows that the technological gap is really too big."

Several scientists were chatting, and the Canadian representative urged them: "Stop chatting! Who's going to play? You, Dr. Gallio, go up and say one."

"..." Dr. Gallio went up with a smile.

He is a theoretical physicist, but at this moment the country asked him to tell jokes to aliens.

After thinking about it, he did not say the law, but a conjecture.

"The method for measuring the mass of neutrinos is..."

Gallio started to speak at length in front of the aliens, and even took out his design drawings from the laboratory.

Everyone was stunned, because he was talking about a difficult problem he was specializing in: how to measure the mass of neutrinos?

For this, he actually gave a solution that felt very reasonable.

A complete set of physical models was constructed. Theoretically, his method was feasible. As long as a qualified precision analyzer was made in this direction, the mass of neutrinos could be measured.

"Hahaha!" Sister You laughed excitedly after listening for a few seconds, and snatched the drawings and Gallio's original design manuscript.

These materials, combined to build a complex model, are cutting-edge theories.

"Write it down!" On the Blue and White Society side, Canaan was recording frantically, very excited.

Yes, this is a set of unverified theoretical conjectures that cannot be proved because engineering has not yet reached the standard.

But this is what Canaan wants, because on their side, let alone a feasible solution to measure the mass of neutrinos, even whether neutrinos have mass is still being proved!

This side is frantically copying the answers, and over there Sister You is laughing crazily.

"What is this... Hahaha..." Sister You grabbed the information and laughed.

On the other side, the Blue and White Society: "Fuck! Their scientific research foundation is much higher than ours, this configuration is simply amazing!"

"Hahaha... What do you think? Earth scientists... Hahaha! So funny!" Sister You shook her head.

On the other side, the Blue and White Society: "Oh my God, how do you think this? It provides an important new idea for measuring the mass of neutrinos! Before this, we were completely blank in this field!"

Dr. Galio looked at the happy aliens and smiled bitterly.

This is his life's work. Although everything is based on theory and is just an unproven plan, it is also the only theoretically feasible plan that humans can come up with.

I didn't expect that in the eyes of aliens, it would be so ridiculous.

Seeing this, Sister You smiled and said, "I really want to see you make things and actually measure the data. Work hard, and you must come up with a more interesting plan when the time comes...hahaha!"

Galio was a little surprised and said, "Is it right or wrong?"

"We have never thought of this plan, the idea is too clear...hahaha! This is too troublesome...too funny, but if I insist on using this method to measure it, it can be measured, but you may not be able to...hahaha." Sister You laughed.

Galio understood, he understood!

There are actually many methods. His method is theoretically possible, but it may not be realized with the technology of earthlings.

The same theory, aliens can measure it according to this method, this is the gap in actual productivity.

And why is it so ridiculous? It's troublesome. Technology is constantly moving towards convenience. To say that his plan is the most perfect measurement plan is definitely impossible.

Aliens must have more perfect ones, so I think his theory is very funny.

What does this correspond to? It's like when you can calculate the mass of the earth with a formula, but you have to design a super-large scale to weigh the earth piece by piece, and then you worry: Oh, the engineering technology is not good enough to build such a powerful scale.

The imagination is so strange that it makes aliens laugh to death.

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