Chapter 469 Low Sense of Humor

Encircled by representatives from various countries and accompanied by scientific advisors, the aliens visited the space base of Tiannuo in Canada in a friendly manner.

Because the aliens were still wearing the tattered clothes of the victims, Wallace put a robe on the aliens when they went out.

The aliens looked at the robes and said expressionlessly: "Your art is terrible."

The corners of the five permanent members of the UN WTO twitched, and they glared at the Canadian representatives.

The robes were printed with the trademarks of more than 100 Chinese companies!

The Canadian representatives were so thick-skinned that they asked people to make some of the video materials of "aliens visiting Tiannuo base" public as if nothing had happened.

How big is the advertising effect of aliens? The hearts of capitalists are as big as they are.

Fortunately, the aliens did not mind.

"I have seen your spaceships. I need a series of production line samples, and detailed data is also required..." Sister You visited and kept making requests.

"No problem!" They agreed to this request without hesitation.

Soon, they prepared all the equipment needed to build spaceships, including nano production lines for aerospace materials, unmanned intelligent assembly machines, energy reactors, and even a large number of data hard drives.

Everyone watched the alien circling around these machines, waiting for her to play.

Unexpectedly, the alien suddenly picked up the equipment of the nano production line. It was a 3D printer of the most advanced generation. It only needed to set detailed data to print a high-precision part in nanometers.

This huge equipment weighed 2.5 tons, and it was impossible for humans to lift it. At this moment, Sister You held it steadily.

"Ah!"

"Wait a minute, isn't this stand-in an earthling?"

"By the way, I remember that it seemed to have been transformed. This is completely beyond the physical limit of earthlings."

Everyone sighed that the alien controlled the earthlings' bodies better than the earthlings themselves.

2.5 tons of things, lifted with bare hands!

"Swoosh!" Suddenly, the alien and the printer disappeared out of thin air.

"She left? What happened?"

"Leaped away!"

The representatives of various countries were very anxious. Aren't they playing with model airplanes? Everything is ready, why did the person leave?

"Da!" Fortunately, not long after, Sister You appeared again out of thin air at the scene, but the printer was gone.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief and asked hurriedly, "Where did you go?"

"Huh? I sent the things to the Sirius system. You don't think I used the fragile human body to make a spaceship with my bare hands, do you? You are missing too many organs." Sister You said.

Everyone looked at each other and thought, so that's it.

Indeed, the aliens are playing with the model airplane, and the one in front is just a substitute.

The aliens rub the spaceship with their hands, which does not mean that they can do it with the human body on earth. The physiological structure is different.

The samples they provided should be sent to the aliens to be disassembled, and produced in the simplest way without the help of any automated machines.

Maybe the aliens are frantically dismantling the spaceship at home with eight hands.

"That..." The Chinese representative hesitated.

"Any questions?" Sister You said after moving.

"No, no, we just thought you could move it directly by jumping."

Sister You said, "It's easy for me to send things here, but it's different to send them back. The only jump node here is the thing on my head."

As she said, she pointed to the unicorn with black flames.

Everyone suddenly realized that the aliens must have a powerful jump device, and any large object can be sent over at will.

But here, we can only rely on the unicorn device installed on the substitute to send things back. It is probably because of this that we need to lift it up ourselves.

"Uh..." Sister You groaned and lifted the unmanned intelligent assembly machine again.

This one is heavier, weighing three tons! You can see that Sister You's whole body is red, and her muscles are jumping to the extreme. Finally, she lifted it up.

The moment she lifted it up, Sister You shouted in her mind: "Get up! Hurry up! Dead dog!"

Gou Ye smiled and put on the earrings instantly, completing the fusion.

"Bang!" The machine fell to the ground, and a researcher from the Blue and White Society immediately took it away for research.

Looking at Gou Ye again, it was no longer Gou Ye. A sunny lady with red lips, white teeth and big eyes was standing there in a sweat.

Mo Qiong knew that this was the fusion of Gou Ye and Sister You, a man with a female appearance, tall and slender, and almost perfect facial features.

Wearing Gou Ye's clothes inside and Sister You's advertising robe outside.

"Master Gou..." Mo Qiong called out.

Unexpectedly, the guy frowned and said, "I am your Sister You!"

Then he took a puff of cigarette.

"..." Mo Qiong could not help but smile bitterly.

In terms of personality, Sister You is the main personality, but subconsciously she is Master Gou.

The fusion of the two almost covers all the strengths of both of them, but there are also places that are covered, that is, the Valkyrie effect, because this body is essentially male.

However, the fusion can also listen to the song of reversal...

"Swish..." The things were delivered, and 'Brother You' decisively took off the earrings, and Sister You and Master Gou appeared in their original places wearing their own clothes.

Sister You glared at Master Gou, waved the smoke and said, "Send me over."

Mo Qiong pushed, and Sister You appeared in the Tiannuo base again.

Just like this, Sister You moved all the equipment prepared there over again.

In order to carry it, Sister You directly threw the piece of poor element on the table.

The scientists came forward to interrogate, but Sister You didn't care.

"Um, this poor thing...can we study it?" the Chinese representative asked.

"Whatever, I'll give it to you." Sister You said casually.

The Chinese representative was overjoyed. Sure enough, as long as he was happy, the aliens threw in some three melons and two dates, and they got it!

Immediately, countless scientists came together with high-precision instruments for testing. The more they studied, the more surprised they became. This poor element would lead to revolutionary progress in their materials!

"Eh? Let me take this instrument apart and play with it." Sister You came back after delivering the goods and saw the sophisticated experimental equipment, so she threw in another piece of poor element.

"Take it!"

How could representatives from various countries not be willing to do so? The aliens give whatever they want, and whatever they like, they just move away.

They wish they could control the Earth's entire industrial chain with aliens. Those things can still be built if they are gone, but poor elements are the real alien monopoly.

Now that the aliens have begun to spread their wealth, representatives from various countries have begun to figure out how to divide it.

“These production chains are all from Canada, we want 50%!” said the Canadian representative.

"Impossible! Our country can compensate you, and your use of aliens for advertising is not over yet! It may cause serious diplomatic accidents... For this reason, all mankind is taking risks!" the French representative said angrily .

They argued for a long time, and finally looked at the representative of China, who said warmly: "I think it should be based on per capita of each country! This is the wealth of all mankind and must be distributed according to population proportion."

"Fake..." several countries secretly cursed.

Here we go again, it was the same when the lunar territory was divided. Because China developed the moon alone, according to international law, the moon is the common wealth of all mankind. Therefore, after the war, under pressure, China and everyone discussed the lunar territory at the Global Council. issues to negotiate.

Under the general principle of joint development, China proposed that the wealth of all mankind should naturally be distributed on a per capita basis according to the proportion of the population of each country.

Ever since, China has occupied one-sixth of the moon...

Now again!

But there is no other way. They are superpowers, and they are very reasonable. In desperation, all countries still agreed. At most, some rich countries will use money when the time comes, and then use the money from some poor countries that have acquired poor elements, and then transfer the poor elements to them. Buy it!

"Here we go again!" one representative complained.

"Okay, who made China the most developed country?" said a representative.

The Chinese representative heard this and said seriously: "Please do not distort other countries' positions. We are still a developing country."

"???" All countries were speechless.

"Is it too much? As the world's largest economy and the largest military power, it has sovereignty over one-sixth of the moon. Is it still developing?"

The representative of China said: "Of course, our per capita happiness index is not high. At most, we are at the advanced stage of a developing country."

Representatives of various countries have numb scalps. What is the advanced stage of developing countries? It’s a shame you can speak out!

On the other side, with all the information available and physical objects available for research and disassembly, the Blue and White Society quickly figured out the way, and technology was advancing rapidly.

The aerospace field is a comprehensive scientific and technological field, including chemistry, materials science, physics, dynamics, communication technology, computer technology, etc.

Those means of production involve all aspects. It can be said that if you understand those things, you have mastered most of the technologies of this era.

Among them, the nano production line, in particular, is much more advanced than them and is directly the pinnacle of industrial production methods.

As long as the raw materials are put in, the molecular arrangement can be changed at the nanometer level, and then various basic materials such as iron plates and steel ingots can be made.

These basic materials can then be processed and printed into the desired products.

The entire industrial chain is completed by one machine, completely changing the old production method.

"Great! Great!" Dean Canaan was extremely excited.

Mo Qiong smiled and said, "What else do you want?"

Dean Canaan said: "These are probably not the top ones. The truly cutting-edge technical data may not have been put into projects. It would be great if we could get their most advanced scientific theories."

"Is this important?" Mo Qiong asked.

Dean Canaan said: "It's not very important, I just want it. After all, their scientific research strength is much higher than ours. Let's put it this way, we also designed an alloy with poor elements. But they, It can be easily applied to various fields and dozens of alloys can be designed.”

Mo Qiong also frowned: "This is difficult to handle. There can't be any reason to play with model airplanes, right?"

It's normal for aliens to ask for antiques, but it's ridiculous to ask for cutting-edge theoretical and technical information that they haven't put into engineering yet. Why do aliens want that stuff? Broaden your knowledge?

People can design countless uses of "poor" because of their scientific research strength. In their eyes, aliens should be able to design more uses of poor elements.

"Forget it, this is enough." Dean Canaan said.

"Forget it, what are you doing? I have a way!" Master Gou said with a smile.

I saw Master Gou quickly saying something to Sister You through his mental power.

At this time, Sister You had finished moving the machine and was sitting there drinking tea.

After the representatives from various countries had divided the benefits, they came together and asked: "How do you feel?"

Sister You said: "I am looking at your information."

"Uh, multitasking?" A scientist asked in shock, because Sister You was clearly drinking tea.

Sister You looked at him strangely. She saw her hands on the table, poking into the wooden table. She drew 'Heineken Beer' on her left hand and 'Mobil Energy' on her right hand. The two trademarks were in very different styles, using both hands. Draw separately and synchronize the progress.

"Isn't this a simple matter?"

The advisory group sighed that they were indeed aliens.

Their intelligence level is higher than theirs, their brains are more advanced, and multitasking is extremely simple.

While playing with the model airplane, you can control the avatar and even draw a circle with your left hand and a square with your right hand.

"What else do you need?" the representative asked.

After asking, unexpectedly, the alien suddenly became stunned.

"Huh? What's wrong with you?"

Sister You hasn’t responded yet.

Just when everyone was confused, Sister You suddenly seemed to have come to her senses and burst out laughing.

Representatives from various countries looked at each other, confused, and asked: "Why are you laughing?"

Sister You looked like she had found something interesting and shouted: "Tell me your three Newton's laws again!"

A physicist recited it carefully.

Just after memorizing the first law, Sister You said as if she heard a joke: "An isolated particle remains stationary or moves in a straight line with uniform velocity? Hahahahaha!"

"..." All the scientists were stunned. Is this funny?

The physicist continued to recite, and Sister Yu was leaning forward and back like a person watching a hilarious comedy.

"What's wrong with this?"

"Low smile?"

"No...Aren't Newton's three laws funny?"

The scientists were really stunned, no one laughed, and even the representatives from various countries didn’t know how to echo such a weird joke.

Is it any wonder that aliens don’t understand Earth’s art? Isn’t this joke too weird?

"Hahahaha, seriously...hahaha..." Sister You laughed so hard.

Suddenly, a professor from the advisory group whispered, "I understand! Maybe it's cultural differences, maybe our theory is full of mistakes, so that our technological theory is full of laughter in the eyes of aliens!"

Representatives from various countries were stunned for a moment, and then became ecstatic: "Quick! Get all the technical information! Our scientific theories are still useful! They are not worthless!"

As he said that, everyone laughed crazily along with the alien: "Hahaha...uh hahaha..."

"Hehehehe..."

"An isolated particle remains stationary or moves in a straight line with uniform velocity... Well, hahahaha..."

Everyone was laughing together... talking and talking, it did feel quite funny.

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p.s: Sorry. This chapter is four thousand words long.