Chapter 1631 Fishing Day (Twenty-Four)

Chapter 1604 Fishing Day (Twenty-four)

If you can firmly hold one of the two mentalities of "I am crazy" and "Everyone else is crazy except me", your life will be much better. Since ancient times, people who are either crazy or not are the most miserable.

When you look at certain things from the perspective of a madman, you will find that they are not difficult at all, but full of bizarre and absurd fun. The most fun thing is the shocked expressions of various people.

When you can separate yourself from the rules of normal people, those expressions of surprise or disgust that look at you as if you are a monster will become a rare fun in life, the kind that you have to revisit in your mind before going to bed at night.

When Natasha realized this, she also found the most fun part of the whole thing. So after preparing the charcoal, she carried the charcoal bucket to the center of the camp by herself, which was where Nick and Steve set up camp.

At this time, the sun had already fallen halfway below the horizon, and the light was gradually dimming. Nick and Steve, who had already set up the canopy, were trying to use the wires that Eric had connected to provide power to the string of lights they had brought.

"Oh, you've already done it, Natasha." Steve smiled brightly at Natasha, without expressing gratitude or being polite, and he didn't think that it was a big deal for Natasha to move a bucket of charcoal by herself.

But Natasha put the bucket full of charcoal aside with a "bang" and let out a long sigh, as if she had spent a lot of effort, which really aroused the curiosity of Steve and Nick.

Nick wrinkled the muscles around his eyes and looked at Natasha and said, "My God, you are not right? Did you just walk 200 meters? Do you make it seem like you just rushed 800 miles through the entire SHIELD to urge me to pay my salary?"

Natasha put her long red hair behind her head, rolled her eyes with a hint of teasing, shook her head and said, "Dealing with these burnt wood blocks is not tiring, but dealing with those stupid girls who don't know how to read the atmosphere is different."

Nick and Steve exchanged glances. Steve looked back at Gwen Spider-Man who was rummaging around in the room, then looked at Natasha and said, "Gwen just went to see you. What did she say to you? Or what did you say to her?"

"I just reminded her that she is not yet an adult, and to dispel her plan to get drunk among you big heads."

The focus is obviously on the first half of the sentence. Nick and Steve exchanged glances to understand this message. Nick was not a person who liked to beat around the bush. He walked directly to the charcoal barrel full of charcoal, took the long tongs from Natasha, and said while turning the charcoal: "Tell me the truth, Natasha, what's going on between you and Schiller?"

"What do you think is going on between us?" Natasha saw Steve opening his mouth to answer as soon as she finished speaking, so she interrupted Steve helplessly and said: "Of course, it's something that happens frequently between adults, and it's not surprising that it happens to us."

"God, you can be more tactful." Nick spread his hands helplessly and looked up at the sky. He shook the muscles of his arms as if he was a little uncomfortable, stared at Natasha and said: "Okay, tell me in detail, whether as the director of SHIELD or as an old friend of you and Schiller, I want to know what's going on."

"You still have this hobby?" Natasha wrinkled her nose, looking a little disgusted.

"It's not the details you think." Nick began to roar. He said loudly: "I mean before that, how could you two...then why didn't you do it before...I mean, who took the initiative?"

"Who else could it be? Nick, you should know that I am an excellent hunter, and an experienced hunter must be patient."

Nick opened his mouth in shock, as if he wanted to swallow the whole house and the whole lake together. Steve also looked at Natasha with a shocked look and said: "You don't mean to say that you have been hunting Schiller in the past few years?"

"Not that long ago." Natasha answered ambiguously, then she raised her chin and said: "Anyway, it's almost over. I won't let anyone interfere with me, no matter how powerful or noble he is, you know me."

Nick's face was wrinkled like a bun with the stuffing exposed, and Steve hadn't recovered from the afterglow of shock. Looking at their expressions, Natasha was very happy in her heart.

Of course, it's not enough to just have fun with them. Natasha didn't forget the business. She had to go crazy in front of Loki.

However, considering that Loki was now with Thor, and Thor might use lightning to strike anyone who spoke rudely to his sister, Natasha could only pretend to care and join their conversation.

Schiller walked back to the tent area on the rocky beach and said to Nick and Steve: "I have confirmed the menus of most people. Most people think that our barbecue should have colorful pepper skewers, pickled black pepper or Mexican pepper skewers, steak and lamb chops, original grilled fish with coarse salt or grilled fish with cream sauce, and there should be a pot of hot borscht. Everyone is a little cold."

"For the main course, we can make pancakes and wrap the food in them to make tacos, or make mashed potatoes and pour the fish soup and sauce on them, as well as the pasta bought by Rocky and Gwen, and the vegetables are broccoli, carrots and parsley."

"Of course, I want to make another bowl of fish soup, and stir-fry the many squids you caught. There are also some small clams and small fish. It would be a bit of a waste to use them only as seasonings. It's better to stir-fry them with some miscellaneous vegetables."

Schiller thought for a while and then said, "Most people can provide fish, so Charles and I thought of several ways to cook fish, such as from his old "Fish and chips is the family's dish, and we happen to have potatoes."

"I brought a stew pot and beer, so I can make a steamed sea bass. The fish produced here is not suitable for raw food. It is a good choice to coat it with starch to make a slippery fish fillet. Gwen suggested to make fish paste for sandwiches. Charles happened to bring a portable blender. "

Seeing that the two people were just staring at him stupidly, Schiller had to remind them: "Do you two have anything else to add?"

"Well, I don't have any more. I can eat anything." Steve began to poke Nick with his elbow, and Nick was not to be outdone and squeezed with him.

The two of them winked at each other for a long time, and finally Nick clenched his fist and coughed twice, then walked up and patted Schiller on the shoulder and said, "Of course, we have no objection to the menu, but it depends on what the girls mean. We may have a lot of fun tonight, and we may get drunk. Do you want to make the bed in advance?"

"Oh, you reminded me." Schiller said indifferently, just like reciting lines, he said, "I can't stand lying on the bed without making it before going to bed. Thank you for reminding me, I'll go now."

Suddenly, Schiller felt a hard object in his hand. Nick stuffed a pistol into Schiller's hand and said, "Take this, doctor, although I know you don't use it often, but we have to be careful of bears. They are very hungry recently, right?"

Schiller took the pistol and fiddled with it for a few times, and turned to the cabin as if he didn't hear the implication of Nick's words.

Although this lakeside cottage is called a cottage, it is more like a holiday villa. Eric's previous statement that the owner of the house has to pay high property taxes for it is not unreasonable. This villa is actually very large. There are seven rooms upstairs, four of which are main rooms, which are very spacious.

The seven rooms are arranged on both sides of the corridor. Schiller's room is at the end of the corridor, and the window here just happens to see the place where they camp. Because of the angle, Schiller just needs to stand a little inside and others can't see him.

Seeing Natasha talking to Thor and others, Schiller smiled, and he lowered his head to look at the pistol in his hand, which is the standard Glock 17 model of SHIELD.

Schiller walked to the bedside table and looked out the window. After making sure that no one could see him, he disassembled the whole pistol at a very fast speed, looked at the brand new rifling and reassembled it. The whole process was smooth and there was no time to think.

Then Schiller put the pistol in the drawer of his bedside table and began to make the bed.

While making the bed, he glanced at the scene outside the window with his peripheral vision, and then he found that Natasha had been chatting with the people in Asgard for a long time, mainly with Hela.

Schiller's movements slowed down slightly. From his angle, he could just see Hela's aggressive eyes flash by.

The eldest princess talked about her experience of conquering the universe. While narrating, she pretended to walk behind Natasha and gently scratched the back of the female agent's arm with her nails.

Natasha raised her eyebrows almost imperceptibly. She looked at Hela's profile that flashed by. She was powerful, beautiful, and noble - gender was usually not a problem.

Schiller behind the second-floor window slowly narrowed his eyes.

"Where is Gwen?" Loki asked with interest. She was about to turn around and look for Gwen Spider-Man on the skyline when she felt someone pat her back.

"I'm here." Gwen Spider-Man took a step forward, and Loki smiled at her with his eyes curved, saying, "I thought you really flew into the reed marsh. The deck you bought before...what is it called...fruit cards, how do you play it? I don't want to lose to anyone in the game tonight, you have to make sure I fully understand the rules, so that it's fair."

"What fruit cards, those are German heart disease cards! Uninformed Asgardians." Gwen Spider-Man shook her head and said proudly, "Anyway, neither of us can cook, I can teach you how to play at this time, let's go back to the house first."

Without waiting for Loki to answer, Gwen Spider-Man rushed into the hut again, Thor turned his head to look at Loki and said, "What's wrong? Why are you interested in that Gwen Spider-Man again?"

Loki slowly restrained his smile, stared at Gwen's back and said, "I'm not interested in Gwen, I'm interested in Spider-Man."

"Are you sure, Peter..."

"There's more than one Peter Parker."

After that, Loki followed Gwen Spider-Man. When they walked into the living room on the first floor of the cabin, Schiller just came down from the second floor.

"Gwen, I think we have to talk about the paper you submitted last term - I just saw it in the mailbox, miss, I call it appalling, you should have no objection?"

Gwen Spider-Man opened her eyes wide, her mouth opened as big as an egg, she looked down at her watch, then uttered a wail, and said: "Dean, you are not?! Can't vacation break your habit of reading papers every Monday night? !!"

"No." Schiller stood at the stairs, tilted his head slightly to look at Gwen Spider-Man and said: "I found 37 spelling errors in your essay of less than 500 words, which broke my other student's 29 spelling errors. Wrong record, Miss Gwen, do you mind if I invite Sheriff George to appreciate this amazing work with me during this wonderful time on Monday night? "

"No! Don't do that! " Gwen Spider-Man wailed: "I just had a quarrel with George in this universe! ! You can't let him know...Okay, don't look at me like that, Devil Dean! I'll go and revise it now, okay? ! "

Schiller turned and walked up the stairs, saying without looking back: "Come to my room, don't think about eating until you finish revising it."

And when Natasha finally ended the conversation and turned back, she just saw that Gwen Spider-Man followed Schiller through the window of Schiller's room.

Natasha was stunned.

Fun people eventually become fun, I would like to call it the first fun theorem in the universe