Chapter 1665 No Time to Die (Twenty-Eight)

On the proposition of the destruction of Gotham City, there is a very wonderful phenomenon, that is, the anti-dark forest law, which is manifested as: when one of Batman and the Joker holds the nuclear bomb button, the possibility of Gotham's destruction is reduced to the lowest, and when both of them hold the nuclear bomb button and know that the other has the nuclear bomb button, Gotham will definitely not be destroyed.

It sounds a bit counterintuitive. According to common sense, the nuclear bomb button is very dangerous no matter who holds it, because people's hearts are unpredictable, not to mention the Joker and Batman, who are really not stable in their mental state?

But if we analyze it carefully from the logic of the two of them, we can see that there is a certain truth in it.

First of all, according to the Batman Joker Aggregation Law, all the actions of the Joker are centered around Batman, so the Joker must have taken the nuclear bomb button to threaten Batman, and the most threatening moment of the nuclear bomb is when it does not explode.

The Joker will not press the button of the nuclear bomb, because he just wants Batman to laugh, not to kill him. The purpose of all the actions of the Joker is Batman, not Gotham. If something is just to destroy Gotham, but the Joker cannot see Batman's struggle and contradiction, then the Joker will not use it.

Similarly, if Batman holds a nuclear bomb button, he will not press it, because if he presses it, Gotham will be destroyed, but the Joker does not, then there will be another city that becomes Gotham, then there is no point in destroying Gotham, and pressing the button is unnecessary.

When the two of them hold the nuclear bomb button at the same time, they must know that the other party will not press it, and they also know that the other party knows that they will not press it, so this temptation is meaningless to the two of them.

Of course, the Joker has also made terrible explosions in Gotham City. The scale of some cases is comparable to the explosion of nuclear warheads, but that is not an uncontrollable explosion caused by a madman who has lost his mind. Whether it is the equivalent of the explosive, the scale of the explosion and the impact after the explosion, it is completely under the control of the Joker.

In the final analysis, the Joker is not a madman who has lost his mind and is full of confusion. He is not even a mental patient, but a healthy antisocial personality with a clear mind, not affected by hallucinations, and no neurological reflex problems. Therefore, in almost all aspects, he is very rigorous and logical.

Every part of his plan is under his control, even the terrible explosion. Otherwise, he would not let the explosion happen in Gotham City.

To put it bluntly, he and Batman are the same kind of people, two sides of the same coin, twins like mirrors, with superb wisdom, self-consistent logic and almost crazy control desires.

But the nuclear bomb button in their hands is completely different from that in the hands of a group of teenagers.

Batman and the Joker can even dance in front of each other with the nuclear bomb button, throw the nuclear bomb button up and down, and play a game with all kinds of terrible threats and jokes like hell, because they have tragically seen through the truth of this dark city and know that it is useless to blow up Gotham.

But Robin is not necessarily.

If we conduct a survey on European and American residents and foreigners who have lived in European and American cities, and the first option is to get involved in the battle between Batman and the Joker, and the second option is to get involved in the battle between a group of teenagers, and they have to choose one, then most people will definitely click the button of option one.

Anyone who has lived in Europe and the United States understands the horror of teenagers. Even if Batman and the Joker will destroy the world in a few hours, crazy teenagers will definitely destroy your fence, dog house, and outer wall within a few minutes, use crowbars to blow up fire hydrants and drown all the plants in the yard, puncture the tires of garbage trucks and push down the dump trucks full of garbage, making the whole street stink for the next half month...

It is difficult for normal people to reason with this group of crazy teenagers who are in the rebellious period of growth. They have no logic at all, but they are very extreme. According to European and American laws, no matter what kind of extraordinary things they do, they will not be severely punished. Therefore, they have the courage to cause destruction. It can't even be said that people hate dogs, but they are notorious.

As the saying goes, a person can break a lawn as big as his feet, and a bowl as big as his ability. Crazy teenagers holding baseball bats, spray paint cans and lighters can only disgust two streets at most. But if they carry Big Ivan on their left shoulders, hold Katyusha in their right hands, step on missile launchers, and carry two pounds of vodka in their pockets, they will still tremble when the Joker comes.

The most terrifying thing is that Batman's action trajectory is predictable, and his behavior is logical, but teenagers are not.

It has been analyzed before that the Joker is not a completely chaotic madman, he is just a simple antisocial personality. He has superb wisdom, so there are not many things in this world that can exceed his expectations, but his reason also tells him that the current situation of the Bat Family Robins is one of them - they don't look at military tactics but recipes, and they are recipes from Soviet arsenals.

No one dared to completely ensure that a nuclear bomb button held by a teenager would not be pressed. The Joker thought that Batman was not a human, but he might not be able to ensure it, so he would rather come to the police station to sing "Snow in June" and must meet the great Lord Batman.

When Batman came, the Joker's handcuffed hands tightly grasped the railing of the interrogation room and looked at him affectionately. The two of them had never talked in such a calm atmosphere.

The Joker was obviously a little uncomfortable. He tried to swallow his saliva and said to Batman in a stuttering voice: "Listen, Batman, there is no time to tell jokes. Your group of birds must have burned their brains. They must have got a big thing, super-big."

The Joker stretched out his hands as much as possible and gestured, and then found that he was wearing handcuffs and had no way to show how big the thing he saw was, so he could only try to describe it in words.

"It's black and white, with a silver tail, and looks like a huge hydrogen bomb. Judging from the paint and numbers on it, it may be from the Soviet Union. It is very likely a test version of the Tsar Bomb before its development. Its equivalent is second only to the Big Ivan that was tested. What's more terrifying is that this may not be the original Soviet one. They may have modified it!!!"

The Joker was almost screaming when he said the last sentence. He seemed to have a sudden attack. His handcuffed hands were clenched into fists, and he slammed the table hard, speaking in a very high and sharp voice.

"Batman! Not only did your little birds buy a big bomb from the Soviet Union, they actually modified it themselves. I really want to knock open their skulls one by one to see what's inside! They modified it! They used drills and screwdrivers!!!!"

Suddenly, the Joker grabbed the railing again, stared at Batman, bared his teeth and exposed his gums, and then said: "They plan to rebuild the order of the gangs in Gotham, let the gangs with no artistic aesthetics, no philosophical inspiration, and full of money occupy our home, Batman, how can you be indifferent?!"

Batman was just as the Joker described, standing outside the railing of the interrogation room indifferently and seriously, watching the Joker go crazy, and waited until the Joker finished speaking before Batman spoke.

"Joker, I know you want to alienate me from the Robins. This is not the first time you have done this. But after you found that even if you injected Spider-Man with the Dark Origin potion, he did not become worse, you targeted other members of the Bat Family."

"But I have to say that the lie you made up this time is very bad." Batman shook his head and began to analyze.

"Before, I noticed that the Gotham gangs that had been scattered for a long time had regrouped, and at the same time my Robins began to stay out all night, as if everyone was busy."

"According to common logic, I am very likely to link these two things together, but in fact, all this is your conspiracy to alienate me from the Bat Family."

"The members of your Joker Gang have not made trouble for a long time. They are the ones who instigated the gangs behind the scenes, creating a scene of the gangs' intention to revive, and then used various conspiracies to make the Robins have no time to rest, alienating them from me and reducing the communication of the Bat Family."

"For some reasons, I didn't I went to investigate the clues of the gang's chaos, but if I'm not mistaken, if I follow this line, I will definitely find the Robins, because this is what you deliberately arranged, the purpose is to make me feel that the members of the Bat Family betrayed me and became my enemies. "

"But Joker, you are too impatient." Batman narrowed his eyes slightly and said: "You saw that I had a new Robin, so you couldn't wait to use this plan to attack him."

"You first made the source of darkness potion and injected it into Spider-Man's body, wanting to see him go crazy and become my enemy, so that I would feel isolated and helpless."

"But seeing that the potion had no effect, you started again You start from Spider-Man's psychological level, and want to show him some of Gotham's dark side, so that he will think I am his enemy, and thus alienate the relationship between the two of us. "

"Originally, I failed to connect the two things that the gang suddenly rose up and the Robins did not return home for a long time, but the conspiracy you showed me against Spider-Man reminded me that your target is not just the new Robin. "

"You used Spider-Man as an open target to attract my attention, making me too worried about Spider-Man falling into darkness and distracting my attention. In fact, your real target is the rest of the Bat Family. You have already targeted Spider-Man before he appeared in my field of vision. The other Robins set a trap. "

Batman stepped forward, looked into the Joker's eyes and said, "But you can't fool me, Joker."

"You showed up in the police station just to make me think that even a dangerous criminal like the Joker had to turn himself in and seek help because of the crazy behavior of the Robins. The members of the Bat Family must have been extremely evil."

"You made such a panicked gesture for help, just to show that you are standing with me now, and Robin is our common enemy."

"But you are wrong, Joker." Batman waved his cape lightly and turned away, leaving only his usual deep and serious voice in the empty and dark corridor of the police station.

"Even if you have already begun to weave conspiracies, set traps, and guide me step by step, I will never think that my children are my enemies. The darkness of this city is created by you. Batman will not make a mistake, and will not be an enemy of Robin."

"Give up your conspiracy to alienate the Bat Family, Joker, you will not succeed."

The Joker was stunned as he watched Batman leave.