I Really Want to Hit the Street

Chapter 94: Three Sentences, Readers Clicked 18 Reports on Me

"The title of the book cannot be changed, and the title does not have any characteristics at first sight. It will not attract additional traffic, but it will not dissuade it."

We can only start from the second dimension.

Pu Jie looked at his profile: [Qin Feng is recognized as a waste of cultivation by the Qin family, but when the Qin family was in crisis, he stood up! Only the members of the family knew that the trash they had never cared about had such amazing strength.】

"No, there's still a slight sense of expectation!"

"This has to change!"

"It's best to make people confused and vaguely see a hint of toxicity, so as to dissuade readers!"

"But it can't be too outrageous. It won't work if it has nothing to do with the article. The system won't be able to pass it."

Pu Jie thought hard for a long time.

Before I couldn’t help but scroll through Douyin, I finally had inspiration!

"Yes!"

New introduction: [A waste with no talent for cultivation, an ultimate dog-licking sadomasochism that you can only ask for, a big family that has repeatedly jumped between annihilation and revitalization from beginning to end. (PS: This book is a no-brainer, please read with caution)]

After Pu Jie checked it twice.

"Perfect!"

He believes that the first reaction of any reader when seeing this introduction is: "What a Gou Ba thing!"

The second reaction was: "I don't know how poisonous it is!"

Although I don’t understand what it means, I already feel that there is a poison waiting for everyone.

The first sentence is okay, after all, even if you are not physically disabled, you would be embarrassed to be the protagonist of a fantasy fairy tale.

But something is wrong starting from the second sentence

What is the ultimate dog-licking sadomasochism that you can’t ask for!

This is Qidian men’s video!

Don’t you know that licking a dog is a serious poison?

No one likes to watch sadomasochism at all!

There is a long-standing saying among Qidian writers: the emotional dramas written by the top masters of Qidian male channels are on the same level as ordinary writers of female channels.

At this level, don’t show off!

Who wants to read your sadomasochism if you read fairy tales?

Also, what the hell is that big family that is repeatedly jumping between genocide and revitalization!

Is it because the people in your family are not only trash, but also lickers?

Licking until there is nothing left, and then annihilating the clan?

Finally, when you specifically say that smart readers should be careful, do you mean that everyone who reads your book is mentally retarded?

I don’t have any mental disorder, so I’m not worthy of reading your book?

Good guy!

This wave is really the first time that normal people have been treated unfairly and looked down upon by the author.

report! Someone is discriminating here!

"Hehehe~ Readers must think so. In just three sentences, I asked readers to give me 18 reports."

Pu Jie is ecstatic about his genius creativity!

"I don't have the talent to write a good book, but I can catch someone who does some poisoning?"

Moreover, his profile will not be warned by the system.

Because he is realistic.

The protagonist is indeed a waste. In terms of outline, the family has always been between being destroyed and revitalized. The main reason is that the protagonist's ability to get into trouble is too strong.

In addition, the heroine designed by Pu Jie met in the human world. She fell in love with her at first sight and was the protagonist's goddess. Then she couldn't get her and was abused in various ways. He chased her all the way to the divine world and defeated her father before licking the goddess.

In the end, what he wrote is indeed a brainless and refreshing article. Anyone who has read "Urban Son-in-law Dragon King" knows that it is definitely not a lie!

What he said was all matter-of-fact. What could the system do to him?

After changing the introduction, Pu Jie began to organize the comment area.

Previous experience told him that it was best to make the comment area a big cesspit.

When a reader accidentally clicks in and is confused after seeing the introduction, what will he do first?

Read the text?

NoNoNo!

He'll look for answers in the comments section.

He wanted to see if he was the only normal person who couldn't understand the author's ideas, and what everyone else was looking at.

“It would be great if I could buy some trolls to flush my comment section.”

Unfortunately, the system does not allow this, and it is a malicious attempt to obtain system subsidies.

Pu Jie entered his comment area.

"Ugh~~~"

I almost vomited it!

Another bunch of nasty comments.

[Editor Qidiangou has opened a book again, shameless! You don't even bother to change your vest, you are so unscrupulous and confident, so arrogant! This kind of editor should be fired. If you want to write a book so much, why don’t you write it yourself full-time? ! ! 】

[There are not even two good words at the beginning, and there is no sense of fairy tales at all. At this level, if there is no editor who desperately gets recommendations, I will be on the street for the rest of my life. 】

[I'm so stupid, really. I knew this was a rubbish book, but I still couldn't help but click in. When I saw this thing, I was blinded in one eye and also blinded in the other eye. 】

[The whole article is spoken in vernacular, is this martial arts at the beginning? Are you still playing with nature and nurture? Did you send it to the wrong category? Are you afraid that the martial arts readers will scold us and come to harm our Xianxia District? 】

[After reading Chapter 3, I died from poison. Please don’t read this book! 】

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Pu Jie took a look at the time. They were all comments made today. It seemed like more than 100 comments came in at once, scolding him in different ways.

Many people obviously haven't even read the book and are just trolling together. They are obviously organized sunspots.

The first 40 or so positive comments have been buried at the bottom by these black posts and cannot be seen at all.

This kind of vile behavior is disgusted by all Qidian authors!

Many of them are deliberately disgusted by colleagues.

Some authors feel unbalanced when seeing other books being recommended, so they deliberately hire water army to discredit this book in the opposite book review area, thus greatly reducing the effect of his recommendation!

Even if the author deletes the post, he can't delete it all.

Those water army who comment have a lot of accounts and post at will.

They make your comment area a mess, making new readers think it is a bad book and give up reading.

A very disgusting method!

Harming others and not benefiting oneself.

Generally, if there is no big conflict, this method will not be used easily.

Pu Jie also attracted the jealousy of some Longkong authors.

Pu Jie even received a private message from one of these people named "Faithful Believer of Shadow Night Cat".

"If you dare to delete my comments, I will immediately organize people to open a small account to post under you and spray you until you become autistic!"

Pu Jie was overjoyed and immediately replied: "It's a deal, double happiness!"

"Phantom Night Cat believers, help me!"

"There was a Crouching Dragon before, and now there is a Phoenix, so why worry about not accomplishing great things!"

"This time, readers will definitely come and go, and they will never stay!"

Add to the featured!

All the bad comments will be added to the featured!

The very bad comments will be directly pinned to the top!

The more than 40 good and medium comments and comments from the 'Faithful believers of the Phantom Night Cat' below will all be deleted!

Pu Jie, who has completed the review control work, is completely comfortable.

"Everything that can be done has been done. Next, just wait for readers to be disgusted and leave, and minimize the effect of the big promotion, and strive to create the worst record of the big promotion effect of Qidian!"

The three dimensions have been perfected, and Pu Jie is waiting for the recommendation to come.

Uploaded today's 5 chapters comfortably.

Pu Jie received a call from the instructor Wang Xiang.

The script of "That Man From Earth" is finished!

There will be more later.

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