Chapter 747: "Selling Crutch" Anti-Fraud Second Episode

"Loyalty to the Country" is a gift from Xu Nuo to Xiao Sa. When filming "Singing China", several men always get together to chat.

What are they talking about?

Of course, it's national affairs.

From why King Zhou was obsessed with Daji, to what Qin Shihuang had to do to make the Qin Dynasty last for hundreds of generations, to how to help Zhuge Liang's Northern Expedition.

There are history and unofficial history.

And those famous generals in history are the yearning of everyone.

Whenever these fierce generals are mentioned, Zhao Lei starts to show off.

He is the one who sang Tang Taizong, Han Wudi and King of Western Chu, so the topic becomes "I really want to live another 500 years."

At this time, Xiao Sa's eyes were full of envy.

He also wanted to sing.

Xu Nuo gave him a song "Loyalty to the Country".

As soon as Xiao Sa got off the stage, he rushed to Xu Nuo with a sword in his hand.

The sword in his hand was still flashing with cold light. Xu Nuo was confused. What's wrong? Is he angry because he failed to sing?

Xu Nuo took two steps back, "Let's talk it over. Put your sword back first."

Xiao Sa realized that he was still holding the sword in his hand. He carefully put the sword back into the scabbard and gave Xu Nuo a bear hug.

"Thank you."

Xu Nuo waved his hand, "Hey, you gave me goose bumps. Go change your clothes quickly."

Xiao Sa didn't say anything, just patted his back hard, everything was self-explanatory.

Even if he didn't know the value of this song, he could tell from everyone's reactions.

From Zhao Lei's eyes, it must be at least five million.

Xu Nuo sang such a precious song, and he sang it for him. This favor may be difficult to repay.

He didn't like to owe favors, but he couldn't refuse "Loyalty to the Country".

The third program of the Spring Festival Gala was a dance "Waiting for a Thousand Years". The story of Xu Xian and White Snake was also well-known. Xu Nuo brought this program to the Spring Festival Gala stage.

The first two programs were too explosive, so the audience had to calm down a little.

Online, "Loyalty to the Country" has been circulated.

Xiao Sa in armor is so majestic.

He is cool, the song is passionate, and the stage effect is also excellent.

Men, women, young and old in front of the TV like this song very much, and a seed is quietly buried in the hearts of young people.

The Internet is full of various clips of "Loyalty to the Country".

It ranks second in the hot search, second only to the red envelopes of "Good Days".

"Nuoyan is really good to Xiao Sa."

"Lyrics, composition, dance choreography, stage design, all covered, but in the end the singing was given to Xiao Sa."

"Mr. Da Yi."

Netizens are extremely satisfied with this program and gave the highest evaluation-no black.

The strongest composer and the best director, coupled with the strongest host of CCTV, achieved the best effect.

At this time, the ratings also reached the peak.

Although the following programs were not so explosive, the audience did not leave much.

Even if they left, many people went to Shanghai Satellite TV.

The ethnic characteristics there are also very good.

When Kevin Shen came on stage, he sang "Over the Fire" and amused everyone.

"Over the Fire" is already a patriotic song. When the four major families were wiped out in northern Myanmar, this song often appeared.

"I gave you too much freedom,

which made you more lonely,

and you fell into the whirlpool of emotions."

The fraud gang is this group of people who have too much freedom. Now Huaxia only needs to make a little move to easily solve this cancer.

CCTV Spring Festival Gala continued. Xiao Sa, who had just finished his performance, changed into a suit and went on stage again. As soon as he walked up, the audience applauded and cheered.

Even more applause than many stars.

The audience really likes this humorous host who can make fun of himself and others, and even sing.

Xiao Sa couldn't hide his smile, "Thank you, thank you everyone. In recent years, telecommunications fraud targeting our country has been rampant. Countless people have been defrauded of their hard-earned money because of carelessness. I believe many people have seen the movie "All or Nothing". Although many of those fraud gangs have been eliminated, fraud in life is still hard to prevent. Next, please enjoy Zhao Tieling, Fan Cheng, and Gao Min's sketch "Selling Crutch"!"

The theme of fraud still needs to be vigorously promoted. The fraud gang in northern Myanmar has been eliminated, and more than 50,000 people have made the prison burst, but there are still many fraudsters hiding in various parts of the world, and fraud against ordinary people is still emerging in an endless stream.

So Xu Nuo took out Zhao Benshan's most classic sketch "Selling Crutch" to let them see how a smart person is "scammed".

"Selling Crutch" is a shining pearl in the sketch world, and this work can be called the embodiment of art.

There are constant laughs, and it deeply analyzes how unscrupulous businessmen use emotions to defraud the people.

This is Xu Nuo's second step of "anti-fraud".

At the beginning of the show, Zhao Tieling came out with crutches.

The audience couldn't help laughing when they saw him like this.

"This is the man who makes me laugh."

"Oh my god, I'm already laughing."

"Exactly like the uncle next door to me."

Gao Min called Zhao Tieling: "Big liar~Big liar~"

The audience laughed. Last time when he performed "no shortage of money", the waiter was almost fooled by him.

"Why call me big liar? I'm selling this thing today. Can you please not call me by my stage name?"

The audience laughed with their teeth bared. There is a stage name.

It's just that this stage name is a bit unserious.

"The father of the child."

"Why."

Gao Min, who was wearing a dark red coat, took Zhao Tieling's arm and said with some embarrassment: "If you ask me, don't sell this crutch."

Of course Zhao Tieling was not happy, "Why?"

"The streets are full of people with good legs and feet. Who will buy your stuff?"

Gao Min pointed at the audience in the audience and looked at Zhao Tieling with disgust.

The acting is so similar that the audience has seen this scene before. It is common for an old couple to dislike each other.

But what can I do? After all, she is my wife.

Zhao Tieling was unhappy: "You're talking nonsense. I won't sell it any more. You made this crutch and put together the work and materials. You didn't sleep all day and all night. If you don't do it, won't you be compensated?"

The audience also thinks the same way. Whatever you sell can be sold, but if you sell a kid, you really can't sell it.

This situation is wrong. Those who can go out for a walk cannot use a cane, and those who can use a cane cannot go out for a walk at all.

The audience was all interested. They wanted to see how Zhao Tieling defrauded others into buying abductions.

Gao Min had an embarrassed and embarrassed smile on his face. He was so embarrassed. "Oh, the streets are full of good legs and feet. Can they be sold?"

Zhao Tieling became proud: "Don't you understand me yet? You still call me a big liar? I can deceive the upright ones, deceive the weak ones, deceive the sharp ones, and deceive the little ones." The couple is living well, and I tricked him into breaking up. Today I am selling crutches, and I can trick him out of his lameness!”

The atmosphere was immediately aroused, and the audience applauded him.

"It has to be Zhao Tieling. These words are all a reflection of basic skills."

"That pride is not appropriate for the uncle next door."

"It's a great performance."

Gao Min smiled, waved his hands, and said with a look of disbelief: "I don't believe that someone with a good leg can be deceived into being lame?"

Zhao Tieling straightened his back: "This is my strength."

The skit began to advance the plot. In the comedy, the audience quickly understood what kind of role Zhao Tieling played, a master of speculation and a person who wanted to take advantage of everything.

"Daughter-in-law, let's find someone with good legs and feet to sell it to him today. Let's see how good I can be in deception."

"Then you're not lying?"

"If you are willing to take the bait, do you understand? Just shout a few words for me."

The rhythm is perfect and the laughs are constant. While the audience is laughing, they are also wondering how on earth this kid is going to be sold to normal people.

They will never be fooled anyway.

The previous part introduced the background of the characters, and now the most classic part of the sketch finally comes.

"Just follow my look, okay? Hey, someone is coming, shout~~~"

Gao Min shouted: "Ah, turn it on, turn it on, turn it off! Turn it on, turn it off! Turn it on!"

The victim, Fan Cheng, strolled out on his bicycle.

Fan Cheng put his leg on the ground, "I said what are you doing blindly giving instructions? You know where I'm going and you just let me turn around?"

After being pulled, Gao Min continued to shout: "It's abducted! It's abducted!"

The first trick appeared: shouting to attract attention.

It's not just yelling, it's directly turned into abduction.

Fan Cheng stopped the car. I had to see what was going on.

"Huh? What's going on? Who wants to abduct you?"

"No, he was kidnapped~~~"

Fan Cheng took two steps closer, feeling full of oppression, "Are you going to kidnap someone?"

Zhao Tieling took half a step back and complained sharply: "What are you looking at, kidnapping, kidnapping, I can kidnap and kidnap like this, you buy it?"

At this time, Gao Min's classic expression reappeared, and he turned around with a proud look on his face.

The audience laughed and applauded.

Everyone feels uncomfortable when they criticize others, but everyone likes to see this kind of self-blame.

"We are a couple and we are playing here!"

"Hehehe, there's nothing to play with!"

Fan Cheng had the expression of an old man on the subway: ""These two are selling their wives for fun during the Chinese New Year~~~Oh~~~~ They look quite simple, but their fun is quite perverted. "

The lines also have to keep pace with the times, so Xu Nuo made some adjustments.

Fan Cheng turned around and left.

"Very serious!" Zhao Tieling concluded like an authority.

He is about to start casting spells. Not to mention Fan Cheng, even the audience below are also curious.

What on earth is this man talking about?

Zhao Tieling was mysterious and started to play hard to get: "You should tell him~~~It's dangerous if you don't tell me about this disease~~~It's okay. I see something wrong. My wife won't let me tell you, so you can't believe it either." , Come on, it’s okay~~~Hehe~~~It’s okay~~~Let’s go~~~”

A wave of tops were pulled down, and Fan Cheng's appetite was whetted.

The audience thought about it and felt that this scene was a bit familiar.

Isn’t that what happens when you’re shopping, “How much does this cost?”

"two hundred!"

"Fifty!"

"Not for sale."

"If you don't sell it, I'm leaving!"

"The purchase price is more than this amount,~~Hey, come back, I will sell it to you at a loss."

It's just that the sketch is even better, it's just the other way around.

"This disease is diagnosed at an advanced stage!"

Fan Cheng came back and began his journey of being deceived.