Chapter 748 What Kind of Bicycle Do You Want?

"This disease is diagnosed at an advanced stage!"

These words made Fan Cheng come back immediately.

Just like the charlatan, "Donor, I see your hall is darkened, I'm afraid there will be a bloody disaster!"

Everyone has the instinct to "averse losses", regardless of whether they have it or not, this matter must be made clear.

No matter what you say on the street, no one will pay attention to you, but if you say "check the helmet in front!", no one will hesitate.

Fan Cheng began to learn the Tao, the Tao of fear marketing.

He was angry and afraid of death.

Zhao Tieling started to use the same trick as a charlatan, first defrauding customers' trust, and then exposing his purpose.

If he directly told Fan Cheng that he was sick, Fan Cheng would probably turn around and leave.

By using ambiguous words, Fan Cheng's words were conveyed, and a sense of trust was established.

Zhao Tieling put his hands behind his back, looking like an expert, "In the recent period, I feel like I haven't felt any part of your body. It's different from the past. Think about it, think hard, really."

Fan Cheng began to think hard.

The psychological suggestion allowed Fan Cheng to figure out what was wrong.

This person, as he gets older, tends to feel uncomfortable everywhere, frightening himself, and feeling sick even when he is not sick.

Hearing this question, everyone is wondering where they feel uncomfortable. Back pain and neck pain are common problems among modern people.

Fan Cheng assumed the role of the patient, "I didn't realize it, I just felt that my face was getting bigger and bigger?"

The audience is so smiling, that guy with Fan Cheng’s face is so round and big, his face is as big as the other two.

Zhao Tieling looked serious, "It's because of the necrosis of your peripheral nerves that it's suffocating the upper part."

Gao Min snickered behind him, and the audience burst into laughter.

"This is too much nonsense."

"Talent, what kind of mental state do you have to be in to come up with this word?"

"It's so funny that Zhao Tieling is more serious than the fortune teller on the overpass."

Here comes the most classic part.

"Take two steps! Take two steps! It's okay to take two steps! Let's go!"

Under Zhao Tieling's command, Fan Cheng walked awkwardly.

Many people will make this mistake and not know how to walk under the direction of others.

Fan Cheng has been completely fooled.

But without Zhao Tieling's hint, he walked normally again.

Zhao Tieling clasped his hands behind his back and curled his lips: "Believe it or not, your legs are lifted up with my hands, as high as you can lift them, and then come down as hard as you can, okay? Believe it or not? Your legs are definitely sick. , the right leg is short! Come on, get up!”

Under his command, Fan Cheng began to stamp his feet vigorously, and many spectators were also stamping their feet. They did not believe in evil, so could they tell what was wrong with this?

As a result, a very strange phenomenon occurred across the country. Audiences watching the Spring Festival Gala were learning to stamp their feet.

After Fan Cheng stomped his feet several times, Zhao Tieling asked, "Stop! Are you numb?"

Fan Cheng was stunned, "I feel numb."

Gao Min asked curiously: "Hey, why is he numb?"

"If you stomp, you will be numb!"

The scene erupted into huge cheers and thunderous applause.

The audience laughed until their stomachs ached, and the audience in front of the TV had black question marks on their faces.

"Fuck, I really learned it!"

"I strangled him and my legs were numb."

"It's really a big lie."

The confused Fan Cheng was already a little convinced. He wondered why there was something wrong with his leg, but he hadn't discovered it for decades.

"Walk, walk! Don't control it, your legs are 100% sick, don't control it, relax! Go! Go, go, go! Go, go! Go, don't think about it, will you follow me? Just start walking, little by little. Alright, let’s go~~~”

Fan Cheng's legs were originally numb, but he was completely distracted by him.

Gao Min seemed to have seen a new world: "Oh, my good leg has been fooled into lameness!"

The audience is laughing. If your legs are numb, don’t you have to be lame?

Fan Cheng had already begun to panic, "Sister, why didn't you notice it earlier?"

"If you hadn't met him earlier, if you had met him, he would have been lame~~"

One tried his best to deceive, the other tried his best to save, and the other tried hard to deliver.

The three people formed an endless cycle.

The audience at the scene laughed so happily that their teeth were exposed, which was completely different from the superficial smiles of previous years.

Each of the three people was full of details. They were talking and demonstrating at the same time, and the audience couldn't stop laughing.

Gao Min tried his best to persuade, but Fan Cheng didn't appreciate it. He had completely believed in Zhao Tieling, "Hey, sister, can you please stop messing around? This is a discussion between patients about their illness, what are you doing with it? This is~~~"

Yes, Gao Min looked like an old man on the subway. This man had been deceived into becoming lame and could not be cured.

After pulling for a while, Zhao Tieling wanted to give the crutch to Fan Cheng.

"Take the stick!"

Fan Cheng took the crutch and said, "Brother, I can't get this crutch for nothing, I have to pay for it."

Zhao Tieling held Fan Cheng tightly, put a tall hat on him, and immediately stopped talking.

What's this thing called? pua!

An early classic PUA case, when Fan Cheng was mentioned like this, he started to pay for it.

"Oh, brother, what's that? I only have thirty-two yuan for the two of you." Fan Cheng was very embarrassed.

The most explosive scene is here, high energy warning, this line has become popular

"What kind of bicycle do you want? What kind of bicycle do you want?" Zhao Tieling scolded Gao Min.

World famous quotes appear.

This classic line from the 2001 Spring Festival Gala is still an Internet buzzword more than 20 years later, and netizens enjoy making fun of it.

The applause was so enthusiastic, the audience burst into laughter.

Everyone had guessed that Fan Cheng's bicycle must be gone.

Fan Cheng advised Zhao Tieling, "Brother, don't be angry all the time. I think what my elder sister said makes sense. You said that with my legs and feet, I basically say goodbye to bicycles, right? I'll give you the bicycle, okay?"

The audience laughed loudly.

Gao Min tried to rescue Fan Cheng, but Fan Cheng got angry, "You are cheating me! Why are you like this? I wonder, how can we be so different as a couple living together?"

Seeing this scene, many people were laughing, and the sound of applause resounded through the sky.

But there was a group that couldn't laugh. They were anti-fraud police.

How many times have they found the victims and exposed the scammers' conspiracy, but they failed in the end.

The victims' reactions were exactly the same as Fan Cheng on the stage. Not only did they not appreciate it, but they also accused them of cheating themselves.

They were as earnest as Gao Min, but they were not as eloquent as scammers like Zhao Tieling.

The hardships of the anti-fraud road are vividly displayed in this skit.

"Brother, hold the crutches!" Zhao Tieling solemnly handed the crutches to Fan Cheng, and the two shook hands.

"Brother, it's fate!"

Fan Cheng almost cried because he treated the liar as a relative.

"Isn't it a bit too much for you to do this?" Gao Min still couldn't stand it.

Zhao Tieling said happily, "What's the point of slacking off? He still has to thank us."

Before he finished speaking, Fan Cheng, who was holding the crutches, turned his head and said "Thank you!"

The atmosphere on the scene was lively to the extreme.

Zhao Tieling pushed the bicycle, "Let's go to another place."

"What else are you going to do?"

"Find someone with bad legs and feet to sell the bicycle to him."

The skit ends here.

If it were in the past, the ending would definitely be Gao Min's persuasion, and then Fan Cheng would suddenly realize that he had been deceived, and finally Zhao Tieling would find his conscience, apologize, and make dumplings together.

Skits can be performed like this, because skits have scripts, but life will not be performed like this, after all, life has no scripts.

It is not so easy for the real deceived to wake up, and it is impossible to expect the real swindlers to have any conscience.

The audience was very satisfied with the ending.

Everyone knows how to make dumplings, so why go to the Spring Festival Gala? They just want to see funny, relaxing, or touching programs.

The applause at the scene did not subside for a long time, and the anti-fraud police officers' eyes were a little red.

The character of Gao Min is a true portrayal of them.

They are not understood and scolded for their earnest advice.

This skit touched their hearts.

As soon as the show was broadcast, the Anti-Fraud Center began to use "Selling Crutch" for publicity.

"Fraud is everywhere, don't be fooled."

"Who says thank you after being deceived?"

There is a long way to go to promote anti-fraud. The old routines have been used a lot, and the effect is getting worse and worse.

Using funny skits for publicity, at least everyone can listen to it.

At the same time, the golden sentences in "Selling Crutch" were integrated and became a hot search.

"What bicycle do you want?"

"Take two steps! Take two steps! Take two steps if you are healthy!"

"Oh, my good legs are broken!"

"Big head, thick neck, either rich or cook."

"You said that people with legs like mine basically say goodbye to bicycles."

"How can there be such a big difference in character between the couple who live together!"

"It's fate!"

Netizens found that these sentences are not only funny, but also very extensible.

For example, "Take two steps if you are healthy" can be used to tease people who are looking for trouble.

For example, "What bicycle do you want!" is simply a universal golden sentence, which is absolutely useful for people.

A skit gave birth to many golden sentences, which quickly spread on the Internet.

How great is the influence of the Spring Festival Gala? It is enough to make people famous overnight.

Backstage, Yu Tianlei looked at the ratings data and drank a cup of tea happily.

"Calm down, isn't this rating normal?"

The ratings soared all the way. The skit, which lasted more than ten minutes, was full of laughter, and Yu Tianlei was amused.

There was a tablet next to him, which he used to watch the live broadcast. The bullet screen in the live broadcast room flooded the entire screen, and the dense bullet screen made it almost impossible to see the stage.

Most people would reduce the bullet screen range so that it would not affect watching TV, but Yu Tianlei did not. He wanted to see the bullet screen.

He could judge whether the program was popular from the bullet screen. The more bullet screens, the more excited Yu Tianlei was.

He casually changed the live broadcast room of other satellite TV stations. At this time, almost all stations were broadcasting skits.

The Northeast was not good, the Southern Henan was not good, the Capital Channel was not good, the Toilet Channel was not good, and only the Magic City Satellite TV was okay.

But overall, the comedy of these skits has increased a bit.

At least in the review, it is no longer required to reunite with the family to make dumplings, which gives everyone a lot of room to play.

But this sign is just the beginning, and the road for skits is still a long way to go.

After the skit, the person who came up caused everyone to exclaim.