Chapter 210 Four Guarantees and One [10,500 Monthly Tickets Plus Updates]
Being angry won't solve the problem, but it can solve Ruyu and Li Nuoyi.
Label both goods as "to be beaten" and continue to wait for other people's text messages.
Yu Miao, the stewardess of China Southern Airlines, was obviously off duty today. She was flirting with Wang Yan before, so she replied the second time.
"Me? It should be physical education and foreign languages, right? I'm waiting to be transferred to an international flight recently. I took the CET-6 exam by myself!"
Huh? !
Introduce a useful one!
English is the pain in Brother Fugui's heart. Upupdowndown and so on, it's really embarrassing to speak out, but it's quite sentimental to mutter a few words at home.
But the question is... is it the physical form or English that is most powerful?
I am physically stronger than you!
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The third person to reply was Lu Yitian.
"Brother, I'm very good at yoga! Eagle Pose, Angle Pose, Shiva Pose... I can do them all!"
All this nonsense? !
No use, passpass!
Just as he was about to pull him out, Lu Yitian suddenly sent a picture.
"Look at my Lord Shiva! How about it? Hee hee..."
Damn it!
I take back what I said before...well, it helps a little if you practice.
Wang Yan looked at the wonderful photo and felt a strange throbbing, as if... some mythical beast quietly raised its pliers.
"It is ok."
With an insincere and cold reply, Zhengpai Wang decided to be a good person.
Immediately afterwards, Bai Zijiao and Tang Butian replied at the same time.
Dumpling replied: "Is that just my specialty? I danced ballet and played the piano since I was a child, but I was just an amateur at that level... Why do you ask?"
The piano is useful, but you are such an amateur...forget it, pass!
Tiantian is more humble.
"I know a thing or two about piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and my level is probably good in calligraphy and painting. (Shy) Is there any activity that requires help?"
Tsk, look at people, how stylish are their calligraphy and paintings?
However, Mr. Wang still felt that it was not enough, as if it was missing something.
Senior sister Li Shuyun seems to be very busy, so she gave a very rare simple reply, just two words——
"draw."
"Copy that, go about your business."
The Porsche salesman Wang Yan was quite amusing. He replied: "The best? My best skill is memorizing numbers. If I glance at someone's mobile phone number, I can remember it for at least a year!"
Okay, you are awesome, bye!
Wang Yan deliberately excluded Ye Yingying, whom he had just met, from the group chat.
The relationship isn't that big, it's not appropriate.
After asking around, there was no skill that particularly excited Wang Yan.
To those who expressed doubts, the young master responded uniformly.
"Good thing I'm going to pick a lucky guy."
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Brother Dog, are you a devil? !
However, everyone didn't think so. They all thought Wang Shao was an angel.
Lu Yitian: "Wow! I'm so looking forward to it!"
real or fake?
When you say that, I really want to see your expression when you hold up the pancake roll with green onions...
Li Nuoyi: "Then when will you come to play with me? I've been free recently."
Play with your sister, busy!
Wang Yan: "I'm lucky enough! But if you have something good and no one can give it to you, I won't pick it... Hehehehe!"
Well, there are a lot of good things, just wait.
Yu Miao: "I'm in Shencheng. I have today and tomorrow off. Do I have time to be your lucky one?"
If there's enough time, you can sign up for your location and takeout will be quick!
Tiantian: “(*^▽^*)”
Dumpling: "You don't have to be lucky, just have 520 red envelopes, hum!"
... Lou Lou is such a big mouth!
Wang Yan subconsciously glanced at Loulou, then looked back at Ruyu thoughtfully, and an interesting idea suddenly came to his mind...
hey-hey!
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After whining for a while, no reliable skills appeared, and Wang Yan had to reconsider the method of use.
In fact, if the pancake roll green onion adds four basic qualities, strength, sensitivity, physical intelligence, then there is no need for any hesitation at all, just shoot it to Liu Li and be done.
However, the three external scores of appearance, figure, and specialness are obviously not that important.
Well, to be precise, it's not important to Liu Li.
The external score of 30,000 was nothing in Wang Yan's eyes.
Lower or higher, she is the most unique one. She is the eternal white moonlight in Wang Yan's heart. She is the anchor of the small broken ship in the big waves. Her status is unrivaled.
If he hadn't been impulsive, Wang Yan would never have even checked her score.
Liu Li is so special.
Of course, if it is not +1, but +5, then it must be 30,000.
Only +1 points each...
That's it.
It’s not like there won’t be opportunities in the future. Who knows how many cool and cool skills the system has?
Therefore, the most cost-effective way to use it is to add a new skill to yourself, preferably a master-level skill.
[You must invite a girl over 90 to enjoy it with you]
[Card time limit: 30 minutes]
The description is very clear. Within 30 minutes, whoever can finish the meal at the same time as the selected target will get a reward.
Wang Yan is definitely fine, but that girl is in trouble.
Not just any girl can eat a whole green onion.
And just being able to eat them all is not enough, she must have a meaningful special skill.
If you don't know anything, you are best at acting coquettishly and cutely, even wearing a bra with one hand...
Your sister, it’s scary to think about it!
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At present, the highest skill level is definitely 30,000.
The level of excellence in the professional level is only one step away from the top.
However, classical dance, especially Han and Tang classical dance, and even the heroine’s Han and Tang classical dance skills...
It’s so damn useless!
The value of this skill is far less than that of calligraphy and painting in the general department, even if it is just an ordinary master-level painting.
But Liu Li's existence provided Wang Yan with a new idea——
To find good skills, go to a professional college.
There are always a small number of God's darlings in the world who are both beautiful and talented.
Classical dancing is useless, but singing skills are always useful, right?
Calligraphy, painting, piano, foreign languages, photography, riding, skiing, coding...
There are too many useful skills. As long as you weigh [Use] and [Level] carefully, you can definitely find a particularly valuable copy target.
For now... don't worry.
It just so happens that the storage warehouse is a little empty, so I'll keep it for now.
After finishing the calculation and preparing to listen to the lecture, He Miaomiao sent a belated reply.
"The most powerful? There is no such thing as the most powerful. I am good at so many things, do I have to tell you about them all? Phew!"
This is a typical uncomfortable type of personality that doesn't want to be criticized.
She must be satisfied!
Wang Yan immediately typed a reply: "So how did you get admitted to the Star Master? You did very well in the college entrance examination, right?"
Teacher He is irritable online.
"You're stupid! That's why you don't understand that people's talents have limitations. I just happen to be not very good at learning!"
"Oh, you scumbag."
Three words and two punctuation points almost made He Miaomiao jump up and kick the wall.
"Get lost! Don't even think about your watermelon. I won't even give you a break if it breaks!"
Wang Yan replied calmly, this time with four more words.
"A dishonest scumbag."
Seven or eight expressions burst out, various hammers, bombs, forty-meter swords and turtles sent shock waves...
Wang Yan smiled evilly and stopped talking to her.
What can I do if I don’t count on you?
There are so many options!
However, I am still a little curious after all. What is the particularly interesting and arrogant He Miaomiao best at?
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After cleansing his mind, Wang Yan began to listen to the lecture seriously.
Studying hard is a decision made early in the morning.
What is the use of calculus is not within the scope of Wang Yan's consideration at all. The main thing is to enrich himself.
For a powerful person who is never short of money, what kind of knowledge is of practical use?
I really can’t find a category that is particularly necessary.
There is no work that must be done by one's own hands, and there is no need to have a strong purpose in learning any knowledge, and there is no need to consider job hunting, application, salary, or development.
Therefore, Wang Yan can return to the true nature of learning - seeking knowledge.
With a thought in his heart, the young master wrote two lines of words on the page in dignified block letters.
The road is long and far away, I will search up and down.
The emotions that drove Qu Yuan to write this sentence were sadness, indignation and emotion. Qu Yuan's goal was not to seek knowledge, but to cultivate himself. What he expressed was a fuller, more powerful and magnificent life pattern.
Wang Yan's understanding was even more pure.
If you don’t understand, ask; if you don’t know, learn.
With this mentality, Wang Yan quickly felt the charm of calculus and was completely immersed in books and teaching.
Before get out of class ends, I do two exercises, meditate on the sentence "The geometric meaning of the derivative is the slope of the tangent line" for a while, and start looking forward to tomorrow's "College Algebra and Geometry".
Math is fun.
The interesting thing is that it can bring out the meaning of high intelligence.
Looking at the scratching Dutch pea and the squirrel Ruyu who completely gave up on treatment, Mr. Wang was in a good mood.
Alas, it's a pity that the system came late, otherwise, going to Qingbei would be as easy as taking off your pants...
It was almost 5 o'clock when get out of class ended. Wang Yan was about to go to dinner with the idiots, but he was grabbed by the class deputy Loulou.
"Monitor, the night before the eleventh is the freshman party, and our class's program hasn't even come out yet. Are you worried?"
"Fuck fuck fuck..."
Wang Yan raised his hands in surrender, then grabbed the back of Ruyu's neck and pushed him towards Loulou.
"The boys' program is left to Shouzhong. If I can't fulfill your requirements, feel free to beat me to death!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he immediately ran away.
The girls not far away started cheering.
"Monitor, you are irresponsible!"
"That's right, all the girls in the class are waiting for you to take charge... Hahaha!"
If there are too many women, they are really gangsters.
But Wang is always afraid of this?
He immediately glared: "How about I go on stage to sing a song for you in person? I will try out the song during self-study tonight, and you will be the judges!"
All destroyed in an instant.
They all looked like quails, not daring to look at each other.
Mr. Wang retreated arrogantly.
Loulou was left with his eyes wide open in astonishment, facing Wang Shouzhong who was eager to try and excited.
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Have a good meal and be full of energy.
There is one thing that is particularly unlucky about my freshman year at Xing Normal University - I have to study late at night.
There are no teachers watching in the classroom, and the counselor may not come once a week, but he has to check attendance and take roll call.
Do whatever you like, anyway, you have to sit in the classroom. It starts at 6:30 pm and ends at 8 pm.
So Wang Yan couldn't go anywhere and had to stay in the classroom.
The freshman party happened to be held soon. The girls were chattering about what program would be on, who would be on and who wouldn't be on, etc. Wang Yan was reading in the corner.
The two hours of fixed reading time have long been used up, but with speed reading skills, reading professional books is still effortless.
No one dares to provoke him.
The previous threats were still fresh in their minds, and everyone was afraid that the monitor would sing on stage if they disagreed.
It was quiet until the next evening when I was studying for myself. Everyone rushed to the dormitory in a hurry, eager to go back and play black games.
Passing by the women's dormitory downstairs, Wang Yan suddenly thought of his own penis.
Grab a handful of jade snow peas and accompany yourself in circles on the playground.
Why don't you go and watch downstairs in the women's dormitory?
Don't dare.
The three boys were so weak, pitiful, and helpless in the crowd of thousands of girls.
Wang Yan walked around the playground calmly and dialed He Miaomiao's number.
"Little fairy, get out of class is over?"
The melon is in someone else’s hands, so there’s no harm in being polite.
He Miaomiao was very arrogant: "Hmph! The weasel is giving New Year greetings to the rooster. Just by listening to the sound, I can imagine your dog-headed and dog-brained image!"
I will endure!
Wang Yan smiled very generously, kindly and gently: "Hey, are you still angry? How about it, is it sweet?"
He Miaomiao subconsciously licked her lips, then looked around, feeling a little guilty.
Upon seeing this, Little A, the Zuo Protector, asked quietly: "Is it the creditor?"
He Miaomiao nodded.
The right protector, Little B, immediately clenched his fists: "According to the original plan, please delay, hold on!"
He Miaomiao nodded with a grimace.
Then Little B rushed towards the school gate.
He Miaomiao took a deep breath and snorted insincerely: "It's okay...it's not as sweet as the neon watermelon I ate before!"
Ouch, it's really hard for you to compare melons with melons that are so far away.
Wang Yan suppressed a smile and asked, "Okay, you can buy the neon melons by yourself from now on. After we settle today's bill, we can break up and we won't owe each other anything, okay?"
"How is that possible?!"
He Miaomiao blurted out, and then immediately began to regret it.
Oh, be more reserved, little fairy!
Fortunately, I had the support of many years of pursuit experience, and I quickly found a reason to continue.
"How do you settle the score for scolding me this afternoon?"
"What did I scold you for?" Wang Yan asked calmly.
"You called me a scumbag!"
"So are you? If so, then I'm just telling the truth."
"You...you bully others! Wuwu..."
"then what should we do?"
"You apologize!"
"Then how can you be satisfied with your apology?"
"Hmm... let me think about it... Why don't you just give me your melon!"
"Huh? Wasn't that melon eaten by you a long time ago?"
"Yeah, so...ah! You, you, you, how did you know?"
He Miaomiao was so startled that she almost dropped her phone on the ground.
Wang Yan chuckled and continued to ask: "So you are stalling for time by messing around with me here to buy another one?"
He Miaomiao felt like she had seen a ghost. How could that guy know everything?
I don't know what to say, I'm stuck in hesitation.
"I...not...uh...that, that..."
"Hey, you disappoint me so much..."
Wang Yan sighed and immediately hung up the phone.
As soon as I put down the phone, I couldn't hold back at all. I covered my mouth and kept laughing.
Why is this girl so funny?
Wang Yan had already realized something was wrong as early as when she started messing around.
You're unhappy with such a proud personality, so why don't you hang up on me?
If you insist on finding something to say when you have nothing to say, there will definitely be a problem.
Sure enough, the truth is revealed in one bluff.
Wang Yan suddenly realized that although this girl must have many suitors, she didn't have much experience in dealing with boys. She was a typical girl with low EQ and IQ.
I don’t know if it’s because I’m born with poor foundation, or if I grew up in a simple environment.
Anyway, it's just like teasing a cat, it's so fun.
Why! Why am I so kind?
Teach you how to deal with novice drivers without charging a penny for tuition...
You're welcome, you're welcome!
Ruyu and Guandou looked at Wang Yan in confusion as he smiled to himself, and couldn't help but look at each other.
what's going on?
Who is the boss reaching out to again?
Damn it, if this continues, will there be a whole person left in the School of Economics and Management?
Ruyu suddenly sighed sadly: "Hey! I have decided to find a partner. I have to bypass the School of Economics and Management. Just a few good cabbages are not enough for the boss to cause trouble alone..."
Snow peas are very calm.
"Wake up! More than 80% of the girls in the School of Economics and Management are more than enough to match you. You have no conflict with the boss."
Ruyu was angry.
"If I can't seduce you, why can't I still have a dream? How can a human being be so stupid!"
Huandou continued to calm down and patted Ruyu on the shoulder with a simple and honest expression.
"Yeah, you're just a hairtail, and even if you tie it to your waist, it won't turn into crocodile skin. To use your Northeast dialect: keep up with me without stopping, the boss wants to hit you in the afternoon, why are you so careless?"
Ruyu immediately gave up all her dreams, rushed behind Wang Yan, and asked in an awkward manner: "Brother Wang, let's go back to bed and play black? I have a new idea: keep four in the upper and lower jungles and protect one!"
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