Chapter 209 Incomplete Pancakes [Big Chapter Tickets]
Wang Yan was originally weighing whether to take the initiative to say hello, and was hesitating, but he didn't expect that she suddenly turned her head, her eyes followed her feet little by little, and finally stopped on Gouzi's face.
"It's really magical... I spotted a pair of small green shoes out of the corner of my eye. The first thing I thought of was you. Then I saw those pink pants. That's right."
She straightened up, raised her chin slightly, and straightened her slender neck like a swan. She was obviously taking the initiative to say hello, but she had a condescending and arrogant air.
"It's really hard for you, you actually dare to go out in such a grand outfit... How about it? Doesn't it feel so good to be a phoenix in a chicken coop?"
Who else could talk like this but He Miaomiao?
This girl's expression is so serious, and her eyes always carry the stubbornness of "I am a queen no matter who I look at."
Wang Yan could hear a hint of appreciation in her tone.
Blessed in his heart, he suddenly realized and smiled back: "Oh! So you have always regarded yourself as a phoenix in your heart? You have been wronged by coming to school in our homeland."
"you!"
He Miaomiao suddenly didn't want to pay attention to Wang Yan.
I have forgiven you once for playing hard to get with me, but now you are using my words to attack me, I can't bear it!
He snorted coldly and turned back to continue communicating with the stall owner.
"Boss, are you sweet?"
The stall owner is an older lady with a strange accent that I don’t know where she came from, and she enthusiastically guarantees the ticket.
"Don't worry, my dear, I won't give you any money!"
Wang Yan looked at the melon, then at the stall, and stood next to He Miaomiao with a wicked smile.
There are still 20 minutes left before class, so there is still time. In that case, let’s entertain her!
"Hey, Phoenix, please treat me to a melon, and I'll choose a super sweet one for you, twice as sweet as the one you buy now. Is this a good business?"
"Don't do it!"
He Miaomiao refused without even thinking about it.
Wang Yan shrugged and said nonchalantly: "Don't do it. There's nothing wrong with water melon, just replenish water."
The eldest sister was not angry even when she was said to be a melon seller, and smiled as she watched the two young men making trouble.
He Miaomiao was so angry that she hugged her chest with her arms and stared at the person again.
Who to look at?
Who doesn’t like to see anyone?
Wang Yan ignored her and kept chatting with the stall owner: "Sister, your plums look really good. Can I pick two to try?"
The eldest sister smiled naively: "Try it! You can try it if you want to have a baby! No money, no money!"
Wang Yan casually picked out two from the pile of plums, held one in each hand, and spread them out in front of He Miaomiao.
"Two plums, one is super sweet and the other is super sour. Do you dare to pick one and try your luck?"
He Miaomiao's competitive spirit was immediately aroused, her little nose wrinkled, and she snorted coldly.
"What are you afraid of? I can choose whatever I want, right?"
"right."
Wang Yan smiled and nodded, calmly and harmlessly.
If Guo Zihao were here, he would definitely cry and advise Miaomiao: "Sister, I'm trying to trick someone, don't be fooled!"
However, it didn't work out, so He Miaomiao geared up and began to observe Li Zi with an unconvinced face.
Two plums were placed in Wang Yan's hands.
One is slightly larger, the darkest part is red to purple, but one-third of the skin is cyan.
The other one is slightly smaller, the shape is not perfect, it is slightly pointed, and the color is very uniform. The red areas are not particularly red, but there is no obvious cyan color.
After hesitating for a moment, He Miaomiao grabbed the big plum.
"I want it!"
"you sure?"
Wang Yan threatened her with a smile: "I can tell you frankly, the one you picked is really sour!"
"You're just pretending to be a ghost...I don't believe it!"
He Miaomiao took out a paper towel from the small bag, moistened it with mineral water, wiped it carefully twice, and then took a sip.
miaji, miaji……
After chewing two mouthfuls, the 99-point little face suddenly wrinkled into an ugly orange, and the facial features were all squeezed together, and the eyes could not be opened, but the mouth was opened wide.
"Ah bah bah!"
He Miaomiao didn't care about the image, and quickly spit it into a tissue, then opened the mineral water bottle and took two big gulps, finally suppressing the sourness in her mouth.
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Wang Yan laughed so hard that his stomach hurt, and he burst into tears.
I really didn’t expect that the proud little swan’s expression would be so happy when he ate the sour plums. It was so funny!
He Miaomiao was so angry that she almost exploded and immediately chose to use unreasonable power.
"You lied! You deliberately tricked me into eating sour plums!"
Wang Yan finally stopped laughing, shrugged, and handed over the remaining one.
"Then try this again."
He Miaomiao subconsciously took the plum and held it in her hand, but she was a little hesitant.
"Is this really sweet?"
Wang Yan didn't rush her, but he scolded her: "Sister, I just gave you two. If you don't eat them, just give them back to me."
"Then how can you be sure it's sweet?"
He Miaomiao asked again. Although he still didn't believe it, his momentum was much weaker than before.
The young master raised his eyebrows proudly: "Exclusive secret technique, no comment."
He Miaomiao hesitated for a moment, and finally wiped the plum clean and brought it to her mouth.
In fact, she didn't really believe it, she just refused to admit defeat and had to complete the verification.
Take a careful bite...
Eh?
Very good!
Then he bit it a little bigger, and suddenly a sweet fragrance filled his mouth, which was completely different from the one just now.
Nonsense... 88 points for quality, compared with 49 points, are they comparable?
Those two plums were the pair with the greatest contrast that Wang Yan picked out from a large pile.
The enhanced foodie psychic skills were used here by Wang Yan. All I can say is that Brother Dog is the most slutty!
He Miaomiao wiped out the small plums with a few mouthfuls, licking her lips with unfinished content.
Wang Yan's heart skipped a beat.
Damn it, 99 points, it’s like a monster...
Trying not to lose his composure, the young master smiled and asked, "How about it? You can ask me to buy some melons, and I'll help you choose them. Do you want to do some business?"
"Okay! This girl will give you a chance!"
He Miaomiao tried her best to keep a straight face, but the corners of her mouth still betrayed her true feelings.
Who doesn’t want to eat sweet and tangy melons in summer?
Wang Yan stopped teasing her and carefully picked out two watermelons.
One scored 84 points and the other scored 85 points, which are already the best two in the entire stall.
"That's it. Sister, please weigh them."
"Okay! It's 22 yuan in total, just give me 22!"
The eldest sister quickly weighed and bagged it, and He Miaomiao obediently paid.
After paying the money, he waited there with his little hands behind his back, waiting for Wang Yan to carry it.
However, Mr. Wang had no intention of reaching out and tilted his head at her: "Why are you standing there in a daze? Carry her back to the dormitory?"
"You let a girl carry it?!"
Miaomiao's eyes widened.
Already big, it becomes even cuter.
"I have to go to class. I can't help it."
Wang Yan looked helpless, spread his hands, and smiled: "Phoenix, if you want to get super sweet watermelons every now and then, just be obedient and carry them back by yourself, and we can make another deal."
"Don't call me Phoenix! It sounds awful!"
He Miaomiao was extremely angry, but she couldn't resist the temptation of the super sweet watermelon, so she had to pick up her own one bitterly.
Like a devil, Wang Yan pointed at the remaining one: "And mine."
"You want me to carry yours too?!"
He Miaomiao really... really wanted to throw the melon in her hand, making her look confused.
"I have to go to class... You can take it back first and take it to the downstairs of my dormitory in the evening. We are not far apart."
"No way! You're dreaming!"
Seeing that He Miaomiao's forehead was about to burst into flames, Wang Yan immediately retreated and did the next best thing.
"OK OK, what's your cell phone number? I'll pick it up from your downstairs tonight, okay?"
He Miaomiao still found it difficult to accept, but Wang Dahuyou once again came up with a sure kill.
"If you want to buy fruit in the future, just call me Baotian, okay?"
"Gu..."
He Miaomiao swallowed a gulp of saliva, and the words of rejection were swirling on her lips. After wandering for a long time, she couldn't find the door to come out.
"Hmph! If the watermelon doesn't taste good... Wang Gouzi, we will be mortal enemies!"
"It's delicious, don't worry, little fairy, it's absolutely delicious!"
If you take advantage of everything, what can you do with coaxing?
Young Master Wang smiled unceremoniously and took out his mobile phone to save the number.
After saving, he immediately turned around and retreated.
"Oh, I'm going to be late for class, see you later, little fairy!"
Seeing Wang Yan running away in a hurry, He Miaomiao endured it again and again, but finally couldn't hold it back and uttered a curse word.
"What a little fairy! She's clearly a little coolie!"
Depressedly, he picked up two melons, one on the left and one on the right, weighing a total of 25 kilograms, and walked towards the dormitory step by step.
What made her a little relieved was that none of the boys or girls who saw this scene on the road showed any surprise.
In a normal college, if you don’t rely on your own efforts, who will you expect?
Boys?
Ah!
…
When Wang Yan found the classroom, there was still plenty of time, with at least 3 minutes left.
I brought books and other things with me, and Shadiao Ruyu followed Wang Yan's request and brought another piece of food that was "simple, convenient, and can be eaten quickly in the classroom."
What you're crazy about is Zhang Da Jianbing!
Wrapped in egg skin, brushed with sauce, rolled with green onions...
The classroom is full of smell!
When Ruyu handed over the pancakes in a flattering manner, the girls turned back to look...
At that moment, Wang Yan wanted to beat Ruyu to death.
He looked left and right, his eyes locked on Dutch Dou, and he inquired earnestly: "Dou'er, can't you really force yourself to adapt to men? If there is even the slightest possibility, just grant Ruyu's wish!"
Goosebumps appeared on Goudou's body. Before Chuanba could react, he asked like a fool: "What is your wish?"
The squirrel winked and smiled mischievously: "You have to keep your body like a jade, but you have to suffer in the junior high school... The four of us brothers pinched each other's necks and choked, hold it down, Dou'er, please satisfy him!"
"I'll fuck you!"
Ruyu and Snow Pea both raised their middle fingers.
We don't dare to resist the tyranny of the dog, so why can't we cure you? !
After all the trouble, while the teacher didn't come, Wang Yan decided to take a big bite of the pancake.
I have been busy for a long day today and haven't eaten a grain of rice at noon. The young man is really hungry.
Thanks to his high physique and good endurance, he can still jump around vigorously, otherwise he wouldn't have the energy to tease Meow Meow!
Everything tastes delicious when you are hungry, especially the pancakes. The chopped green onions rolled in the middle are exquisite and pure Dongshan green onions!
After one sip, it was so fragrant that it moved Brother Wang to tears.
Ruyu, your uncle, why don’t you add green onions without paying for them?
I choked Brother Dog to death!
At this moment, the system became restless.
[You enjoy a strange food when you are extremely hungry. You feel satisfied but seem to be missing something. You activate a mysterious reward]
【Incomplete Pancakes】
【Disposable Card】
[A pancake is incomplete without any one of lettuce, ham, miso, and green onions]
Damn it!
Seeing this, Wang Yan suddenly realized that your sister Ruyu couldn't bear to put sausage in a pancake for her brother!
It’s not like I’m eating you!
He didn't even look at the reward, and asked Ruyu fiercely: "Why is there no ham in my pancakes?"
Ruyu was confused. She scratched her head for a long time and suddenly realized something.
He went back and took out another plastic bag from the drawer, pulled out a Big Mac from it, and held it up to Wang Yan in a flattering manner.
"Boss, I was afraid I wouldn't have enough food, so I bought a big one!"
your sister……
Wang Yan couldn't complain anymore. He pushed the stick away and silently looked back at the panel.
Thick chicken sausage is a bad idea!
Only the hot dog sausage is really delicious!
[A pancake is incomplete without any one of lettuce, ham, miso, and green onions]
[Since it is incomplete, it is better to roll the whole green onion directly with pancakes and enjoy the original and rough taste]
[Instructions for use: You must invite a girl with a face value of 90 or above to enjoy pancakes with sauce and roll whole green onions with you]
[If she can finish eating, you can copy one of her highest-level skills]
[If you can finish the meal, she will get a super reward of 1 point each for appearance, figure, and special points]
[Card time limit: 30 minutes]
After reading all the instructions, Wang Yan almost spit out the chopped green onions.
Ruyu, Ruyu, if I don’t give you a beating, I’m really sorry for that green onion!
What was a good reward turned into when you messed with it? !
Be angry, but the problem must be solved.
Liu Li passed directly. The highest skill must be classical dance. Why copy it?
Lin Weiwei pass, the highest skill national standard, not practical!
Fu Yushi is waiting to be chosen, and her highest skill may be singing. After all, she is studying musical theater.
Reinawu...could this girl's stunt be defying gravity?
The ladies at Diwu didn't seem to be very reliable, and Wang Yan was a little confused.
Only among them did Wang Yan have such high prestige that he could trick them into eating green onions... eating pancakes rolled with green onions.
Of the rest, who is reliable?
After pondering for a while, Wang Yan sent a group text message to all the girls on his phone who were good-looking, except Di Wu.
"Let me ask you a question, seriously: What do you think your best skill is? The most powerful one."
The first person to reply was Li Nuoyi, who replied almost instantly.
"Don't you know what I am best at? How did you praise others last time, huh?!"
I know shit!
How dare I know what time it is? !
Mr. Wang is so irritable online that he really wants to slap Ruyu in the face.
Poor Ruyu was stared at incomprehensibly by her elder brother. Although she didn't know what happened, she still curled up and shivered.
I am cultivating immortality online and have coded until now. Please give me a first-month ticket. I feel sleepy, so sleepy