I'm A Baller

Chapter 242: Dad Transformation [Basic Update]

He Miaomiao was innocent and innocent, but regardless of his vision and knowledge, it was always possible to tell whether a man had the skills to deal with problems.

What's particularly amazing is that the expression, tone, and state of Wang Yan's "chat" with his roommate are exactly like his father when he was beating up the executives.

First laugh, then talk nonsense to lower the other party's vigilance, then use affection to lure him to gain advantage, and finally calmly remind him of the consequences, guiding the rhythm of the whole process, and receiving two words of thanks from the seller...

Depend on!

What kind of fantasy unfolds when a dead dog suddenly turns into a father? !

He Miaomiao was extremely depressed, and then she had a flash of inspiration and took on the posture of her mother when she was "subduing the demon".

Among them, the posture of leaning against the door was learned from Wang Yan, and the little smile-like expression came from his mother.

Three questions in a row, each wave is heavier than the last, and each wave is stronger than the last. This is the classic routine of the mother-in-law, which has been tried and tested.

By chance, he got a chance and performed a wave of god-level operations. He Miaomiao was in a great mood, happily looking forward to the scene of Wang Yan being "beaten".

As for 80 points and fat girls... I'm sorry, I forgot about it!

This fairy is so emotional!

Then, Wang Yan took a step forward and approached forcefully in front of him.

He Miaomiao was dumbfounded.

Wait a minute!

How does your father deal with situations like this every time?

Seems to be……

Rush up, hug him, and start kissing? !

No one in their 40s is ashamed, it gives people goosebumps...

Thinking of this, He Miaomiao really got goosebumps.

Dog, dog, dog, you, what are you going to do? !

Crawl away!

hurry up!

He Miaomiao was so nervous that her hair stood on end.

What a coincidence. The image of the father-shaped dog perfectly matched the scene in his mind. He Miaomiao was deeply involved in it in an instant.

Wang Yan stopped in front of her, looked at the little fairy carefully, and was thinking about what to do, when he suddenly felt a little confused.

Huh?

Why are you shaking? !

Didn’t you look like a boss just now?

Why did it go so soft all of a sudden? !

He was confused and couldn't figure out the reason, but that didn't stop Mr. Wang from making an instant decision.

"If I weren't afraid that you would be slandered by people, do you think I would be willing to take care of this kind of shit?!"

“Don’t you understand at all the principle that people’s opinions make gold, but accumulation of bones destroys bones?!”

"Why do we need to intensify the conflict in the first place?!"

Frowning tightly, Young Master Wang showed off his paternalistic style aggressively, which was called toughness.

After being scolded for three sentences, He Miaomiao's face was covered directly, and He Miaomiao became shorter again.

Ugh...it's starting to look more and more like my real father's behavior when he was taking care of his parents. What should I do? !

If I dare to imitate my mother and act recklessly, will the next step be my big move? !

No, no!

Keep your innocence, don't worry about running out of firewood!

As soon as he shuddered, He Miaomiao immediately changed his mind.

Shoulders slump, hands down, head raised, smile, grin, showing at least 8 small white teeth...

The playful expression that looked like a smile but not a smile suddenly turned into a shameless and malicious expression.

"Do you know! Wang Yan, you are so awesome!"

The movements that he usually made with his father were so natural and logical at this moment when he was doing it to Wang Yan.

He Miaomiao didn't feel awkward at all. She clicked her big eyes twice habitually, and her thick and long eyelashes fanned like a small fan, pouring out little bits of light.

Damn it!

Sister, you are a fairy...

Wang Yan's heart skipped a beat.

A beauty score of 99 points is approximately equal to the limit of personal imagination. It suddenly blooms for you at a position less than 20 centimeters...

No one can bear it!

The impact of that moment struck directly at the aesthetics and soul, and Wang Yan couldn't help but be stunned.

The seriousness he pretended to be was removed, and he became stunning. His upright eyes were a bit dull, and he looked like a veritable fool.

Fortunately, the young master's [Beauty of Body] is a bug, and there is no question of whether it is controlled or not, so even if he loses his composure, his reaction is still not ugly.

Well, it's a little cute.

He Miaomiao was extremely proud, and her mood suddenly became extremely high.

ha!

So you are afraid of this!

Just like my dad!

That’s it, I know how to deal with you!

As if suddenly enlightened, He Miaomiao gently held Wang Yan's arm with both hands, shook her timidly twice, and continued to raise her head.

"Wang Yan, don't be angry with me! I'm also worried that you will be arranged randomly by them, that's why I'm so anxious..."

boom!

Hit the bullseye!

At this age, no one has ever been so coquettish with Wang Yan.

Although Miss Sanwan occasionally acts coquettishly and is very cute, she is in the category of a normal woman.

Completely unlike He Miaomiao, who has used coquettishness as a weapon to deal with her parents and elders since she was a child. She has been invincible despite repeated hardships.

Really, the talent gap between humans is sometimes greater than the gap between humans and dogs.

The talent for coquettishness can only be fully achieved by He Miaomiao, who has a little princess personality and 99 points of good looks.

The fake princess like Fu Yushi is so boring...the gap is huge!

Xiao Gongju, Xiao Gongju, your nickname is going to be gone!

For a moment, Wang Yan's thoughts were able to drift so far away, and then he finally woke up because of the "excitement" of San Wan and Xiao Gongju...

half.

"Stop, stop, stop! Who did you learn this from? Didn't your mother teach you not to hold a boy's hand casually?!"

Shenyan didn't even stop Gouzi's nonsense.

No, maybe it wasn’t blocked.

But...it can only be remedied to the present extent.

If you are not careful with your words, you may blurt out: "Follow me, my brother will take you to see 404!"

It's very possible...

"oh."

He Miaomiao obediently let go of his hand, looking a little disappointed and glum Yazi.

"It's just an arm...I haven't pulled it with anyone else..."

Ouch ouch, you're not done yet, are you?

I really...can't stand it.

Let me tell you something conscientious: No one standing here can hold He Miaomiao open!

Mr. Wang has a very good grasp of his actual moral character.

We are the kind of people who can resist temptation most of the time, but once we are tempted, we will waste money to death.

There is no shame in being unable to hold back, but there is no shame in being led away.

Without thinking, he turned around and retreated.

"I'm too lazy to argue with you, so go back to bed!"

He Miaomiao laughed silently and pumped her fist quietly. Her heart was filled with the joy of victory and her eyes were full of proud stars.

He raised his voice a little and asked expectantly: "Let's go buy fruit together at noon tomorrow, okay?"

"Wait for me to see the arrangements!"

Wang Yan waved his hands with his back to her, which was cool, but he seemed to be running away.

He Miaomiao behaved to the end and responded loudly: "Okay!"

Then he followed her downstairs with her little hands behind her back.

He was actually humming a tune, can you believe it? !

The young master really wanted to turn around, pick her up and throw her directly into the dark room.

Then……

Tie her up and scratch her soles, and ask her clearly.

"Say! Are you going to be skinny again?!"

As long as she dares to say something harsh...hin, hin, hin!

The imagination was beautiful, but the reality was that Wang Yan could only walk steadily to the bedroom, secretly wondering about her change.

How to enable new attributes?

It's inexplicable and completely unreasonable...

It really didn't make sense, at least Wang Yan couldn't figure out the reason.

He Miaomiao is a true princess, a weirdo with an imbalance of mind and vision, and a disconnect between material and spiritual matters. Who knows where her sense of security will be based?

Even He Miaomiao himself is not completely clear.

The only thing she can be sure of is that this is a part of her true character that was only shown to her parents before, but now one more person can see it.

It's that simple.

The doubt about "like it or not" only existed in her mind for a short moment.

Why do you think so much?

How fun it is now, let’s see!

He Miaomiao, who has never had any love experience, believes that there is only one kind of love in her heart, and that is the kind of love that her parents had.

If you really get to that stage, wrap yourself up, hug the other person's legs, and never let go!

Which man can refuse me, Miss He?

nonexistent!

Miss He returned to the dormitory in high spirits. As soon as she arrived at the door, she heard Fat Girl and 80 Minutes talking about Wang Yan.

"Today we went to the library and met Wang Yan and Miaomiao."

As soon as 80 minutes opened his mouth, the air in the dormitory became silent.

Little A and Little B looked at each other, slightly worried.

Little C was extremely excited. She was the third person in the dormitory who disliked He Miaomiao.

As a result, the cow was full of praise.

"Wang Yan is so handsome!"

"Yes, the temperament is very good!"

"The smile is super gentle, and there seems to be a sea in the eyes... Oh my God!"

"As soon as I opened my mouth, it was so magnetic that I got goosebumps all over my body!"

"And not arrogant at all!"

"Yes, Wang Yan also invited us to visit his villa when we have time!"

Everyone was stunned.

Little C couldn't wait to ask: "Then why is Miaomiao following him?"

"lets chat……"

"Actually...I suddenly feel that they are a good match..."

Hearing this, He Miaomiao's heart skipped a beat, coughed slightly, and pushed open the half-open door.

What happened next almost subverted the three views of ABC.

Wang Yan returned to the dormitory and had completely adjusted his mentality.

It's normal to be unable to handle someone in person, because both your age and the quality of the other person are there.

But what makes Wang Yan so powerful is that he can quickly regain his composure afterward.

In the final analysis, it is a question of self-confidence.

To put it in a more down-to-earth way: Is it necessary for me to be addicted to someone?

In the system list, there were two girls with higher total scores, but Brother Fugui didn't even look at them!

If there is a shortage, lick it; if there is no shortage, wait to lick it. It's that simple.

In the dormitory, five idiot roommates were having fun.

As soon as Wang Yan came back, the various shouts suddenly dropped by three volumes.

Afraid!

What if the eldest brother wants four guarantees and one... bah, it's four guarantees and one?

At the critical moment, Ruyu is indeed the most reliable.

He immediately jumped up and waved to Wang Yan: "Big brother, big brother, come on! I, the five-god suit Yasuo, am waiting for you to punish the stupid guy on the other side!"

Four eyes with thunder and lightning suddenly shot towards Ruyu.

I'll give you Juju's in the defense!

If you give up the place, it's like selling the four of us to Wang Yan. You think we are too comfortable, right?

Then you hide behind and enjoy the fun yourself, bastard!

Ruyu, who was so coquettish that she had no friends, not only sent Wang Yangong to the throne, but also went to the refrigerator to get cold beer and ice cream.

"Brother Wang, which one do you want to drink?!"

"Wait a minute, kill five and then drink!"

Just such a flag made me thirsty for half the night.

The first game was actually pretty good. They were completely crushed. One-for-two, one-for-three, etc. were all routine operations.

As a result, in the second game, Wang Yan couldn't control his energy because he had so much fun killing before, and furiously gave away one, two, or three blood.

That’s it, the current version of the Assassin mid laner can turn into a cash machine and shout welcome.

After the beating, Mr. Wang sighed lonely and climbed into bed.

Everyone was a little worried, and Dou'er asked cautiously: "Brother, how about another round?"

"I'm fine."

Mr. Wang shook his head calmly, and then suddenly looked at Ruyu.

"Didn't you just want to beat me like a jade? Don't control it and release your thoughts. I'm fine."

Ruyu: "..."

Brother, you can't betray me like this, brother!

It’s really not my fault that you are dishonest!

Woohoo...

Daily wailing soon came from dormitory 303.

After turning off the lights, everyone lay on the bed and continued their dormitory night chat.

Chuan Wa suddenly asked: "Brother Wang, there are various activities next month, how should we organize them?"

Sichuan baby, you are a Sichuan baby...what's your accent? !

Silently complaining, Wang Yan asked, "What kind of activities are they doing? I didn't pay attention."

"School sports meets and basketball games are all packed in October."

"Yes, the weather is nice. There are many sports activities. It is said that they will last until December."

The autumn in Xingcheng is indeed comfortable. It deserves to be said to be a refreshing autumn, but it is a bit short.

But even in winter, the temperature is still much stronger than in Mining Province.

So it’s really suitable for exercise.

"Is it mandatory to participate?" Wang Yan asked casually.

"I definitely have to participate in the sports meeting!"

"You can abstain from the basketball game. In fact, not many classes can find five boys who can play basketball."

"There are 12 boys in our class, so they have good foundations."

"The worst thing is for kindergarten teachers. There is only one boy in a class, so they will definitely give up, quack!"

"Isn't it right? Why did I hear that basketball games are played by professionals?"

"ah?!"

Squirrel's words surprised everyone.

"Really, I'm just afraid that I won't have enough people, so I basically organize them into majors. For some particularly dismal majors, I can form a hospital team directly!"

"Damn! Then the preschool education college may not be easy to fight, right?"

Wang Yan was not very interested and replied casually: "You guys should first decide whether the sports academy will participate or not! Are you going to fight with someone else's head?"

Everyone was silent for a while, and then my brother-in-law suddenly said: "Actually, it doesn't matter, just think of it as exercise. You can't sit in the dormitory and play games every day, right?"

Yo?

My brother-in-law makes sense...

In fact, Wang Yan had originally planned to exercise crazily, but the basketball game was a team sport and ranked very low in his expected goals.

Sprinting and long-distance running, high jump and long jump, swimming and skiing, shooting and archery, and similar single-player sports are Wang Yan's first choice.

so……

"We'll see then. It may not have anything to do with us, but you can buy a basketball and play casually."

If the rewards revealed are useful, then consider others.

All in all, food and wine are becoming more and more difficult to enjoy, and games are just for fun. It’s really time to pay attention to sports.

Well, get up tomorrow morning and go for a morning run!

After making up his mind, Wang Yan cleared his mind and began to feel sleepy.

Today is another comfortable day, Mr. Wang, you are so handsome!

As he fell asleep in the embrace of the silk quilt, in his dream, He Miaomiao suddenly entered.

When I woke up, no specific content was left, but there was an extra prompt on the system panel.

It’s still phonetic coding, I’m going to revise it little by little, and I’ll work hard to update another chapter today.

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