Chapter 278: Scumbag Wang [Please Vote for the Big Chapter]
"Whoa!"
The freshly grilled meat skewers were a bit hot, and the little Loli bit into them too quickly. She almost cried when she took one bite.
But the soft and chewy texture and the slightly spicy and delicious taste made her reluctant to spit it out, so she had to raise her mouth, spit out a little bit of the piece of meat, suck it back in, spit out a little bit more, and then change her position to swallow... …
He puffed out his cheeks, hissed and hahaed all the time, his eyes were wide open but his eyebrows were drooped, his expression was aggrieved.
"Hot, hot! Hiss..."
The mother of the child stood beside her and quickly squatted down and stretched out her hand: "My dear, spit it out!"
"don't want!"
The little Loli was aggrieved, but she refused to let go. She pouted her lips, moved her lips up and down like a goldfish blowing bubbles, and swallowed the piece of meat forcefully.
"Have a good time!"
My mouth is wet.
Wang Yan laughed so hard that he knelt down to coax her: "Hey, little Yanbao, you have to bite it with your teeth and tear it down slowly. You can't swallow it in one bite like this..."
Yan Bao smiled sweetly at Wang Yan, grinning deliberately, revealing the row of lower teeth that were missing the two middle teeth.
"Brother, I can't bite it off!"
A small black hole, coupled with that bright smile...
Young Master Wang was stunned for a moment, then sat down on the grass, almost laughing with tears in his eyes.
The little Loli's big eyes rolled around. She glanced at her mother from the left, a little flattering; she glanced at her elder brother from the right, a little shy; then she brought the mutton skewers to her mouth without hesitation, tilted her head and took another bite.
"Have a good time!"
"Okay, eat slowly, and my brother will leave two more skewers for you."
Wang Yan touched Yan Bao's little head lovingly, and then handed a bunch to the child's mother: "Would you like to try it?"
"Oh, thank you, I'll just eat a bunch."
Mother Yan was originally not very interested in barbecue and had never looked at the meat skewers. At this moment, her daughter's curiosity was aroused and she finally couldn't help but try it.
Wang Yan handed her a string and turned to greet Fu Yushi and Lin Weiwei.
"Come on, dear, try my level. If it tastes good, please give it a good review."
Lin Weiwei and Fu Yushi originally planned not to touch anything baked by Wang Yan. Don't ask, asking is just to lose weight!
But now, looking at the little Loli who didn't look like she was being fake, she was suddenly shaken.
They looked at each other and took the mutton skewers.
Then he didn't rush to speak, and turned back to look for Ruyu and the others.
Several idiots were confused. Ruyu stammered and asked: "Brother, you, your skewers just now were not like this..."
The young master sneered proudly.
Just now, do you know what it means to hang up for three seconds and treat someone with admiration? !
Anyway, everyone thought it was magical, and then Chuanwa suddenly realized it and was filled with righteous indignation.
"Damn! Brother, you are playing with us!"
Master Wang smiled evilly and shook his head, and said the truth directly: "I just didn't load the skewers skill just now."
"I believe you ghost!"
The squirrel raised its eyebrows and raised its thorns, but as soon as it took two steps forward, Wang Yan glanced at it sideways and immediately shrank its eggs.
"Brother, I believe everything you say. Why don't you try a bunch?"
"Leave four skewers for our Yan Bao, and you can take the rest and divide them."
Wang Yan generously gave all the skewers to them and didn't keep any for himself.
The barbecue just now still has some shortcomings, mainly because the judgment of the charcoal temperature is not accurate enough, so there is still a little room for improvement.
Eat for yourself, of course you have to eat the best!
After everyone divided the mutton skewers, they carefully observed it for a while and found that the presentation was impeccable, so they finally settled down to eat it with confidence.
After one bite, the brothers who had eaten Wang Yan's barbecue before cried.
"Brother, your kebabs are so delicious, why did you just feed us raw ones?!"
Ruyu was angry: "The boss is doing evil."
Song Chen said quietly: "That's all you..."
Don't look at the bullshit, they are not slow at all. In the blink of an eye, two strings per person were put down, and then they stared at the extra string in the squirrel's hand.
"Damn! Don't even dream about it!"
The squirrel's mouth was so full that he didn't have time to start with the skewer in his hand. Seeing Chuan Wa and Ruyu trying to grab it, in desperation, he stuck out his tongue and licked the mutton skewer from the bottom to the top.
"The squirrel is hunting in the grass!"
"Why are you so numb to me?!"
My brothers are so angry that they have never seen such disgusting people.
The squirrel was very proud, slowly chewing the meat in his mouth, and then shook the last mutton skewer with a loud voice.
"Come on, come on, who wants to eat, give you half?!"
"I don't dare to eat, I don't dare to eat...let me smell it, okay?"
Ruyu rolled her eyes, moved closer to the meat skewers, pretended to be making important news, and suddenly opened her mouth...
"He, tui!"
A mouthful of saliva squirted on it and Sa Yazi was gone.
"Ruyu, your uncle! If you have the guts, don't run away!"
The fruits of victory were destroyed miserably. The squirrel immediately turned red-eyed. He picked up the drill, let go of his two long legs, and chased after him like a dog.
…
While the sand sculptures were playing tricks, Lin Weiwei and Fu Yushi were also eating skewers elegantly.
After one sip, his eyes suddenly started to light up.
"Wow! You can do it, Gouzi?! It's better than Master Guijie, it's delicious!"
Being strong may not make you strong.
There are many master-level barbecue chefs among the people. With their many years of experience, they are definitely more skilled than Wang Yan.
However, the ingredients for marinated meat skewers are mediocre, and no matter how busy they are in batch processing, they will definitely not be as meticulous as Wang Yan's.
Fu Yushi was eating mutton kebabs delicately, and suddenly let out a sigh, with an extremely complicated look on her face.
"It's amazing...what do you know? I'm surprised that you can write so well, and you can cook barbecue so well...it's completely unrelated?!"
Hehe, if you can conquer all the little princes, you must give it a try!
The eldest young man raised his head arrogantly: "Ah, I know a lot, but you have only seen a few things!"
Normally, Ping Zhi and Xiao Gongju would definitely hit Wang Yan, and they must not let his arrogance become so arrogant.
But today, the two girls were unable to refute.
The facts are there, it is indeed amazing...
"You're awesome, you're awesome. How about I give you a new nickname, Treasure Gouzi?"
Lin Weiwei licked her lips, and before Wang Yan could reply, she suddenly pointed at the eggplant on the table and acted coquettishly.
"Treasure dog, sister wants to eat that!"
Fu Yushi immediately followed: "I want to eat vegetable rolls."
"whispering sound!"
Master Wang snorted disdainfully, squatted down again, and teased Yan Bao.
The little loli's mouth was full of oil after eating several meat skewers. Every time she swallowed a piece of meat, she had to lick her lips for fear of leaving something behind.
"Good boy, is it delicious?"
"That's awesome!"
"Do you like my brother?"
"porridge!"
"Haha, you're so good. If you want to eat something else, tell your brother!"
Yan Bao rolled his eyes, spread his legs and squeezed into Wang Yan's arms, sitting on his knees: "Brother, hold me up and watch!"
So good!
Yan's mother quickly stopped her: "Yan Bao, you have to wipe it clean before you can hold it. Don't make your brother's clothes dirty!"
"It's okay, it's okay, just change it after it gets dirty!"
Wang Yan laughed loudly, picked her up with one arm, and showed her the ingredients on the table.
"Yan Bao wants to eat QQ intestines and small fish, not vegetables!"
"OK OK, you can eat whatever you want!"
The naughty little loli is annoying, but she is pretty and well-behaved. She is really lovable.
Wang Yan's obedient behavior towards the little Loli suddenly aroused jealousy.
Fu Yushi murmured in a low voice: "The dogs are not so easy on us..."
Lin Weiwei muttered: "Xiao Liuli is also the smallest among us... You damn bitch, you can't be a pervert, right?"
Watson, congratulations on discovering your blind spot!
On the other side, Dad Yan finally came out with barbecue.
The stove used was different. Dad Yan baked the kind of flaky iron mesh barbecue. The finished product looked very good in color, and he happily gave it to his daughter.
"Good girl, come and try daddy's barbecue!"
Yan Bao took a dignified bite, chewed it carefully, and nodded seriously: "It's very delicious, Dad!"
Then he immediately turned to Wang Yan and said coquettishly: "Brother, I also want some grilled chicken wings, is that okay?"
I never glanced at my father's barbecue again.
Father Yan refused to give up and began to coax his daughter with a smile on his face.
"Yan Bao, would you like to have another bite? Otherwise, daddy will roast chicken wings for you?"
"Dad, please rest!"
Yan Baoma objected for a very good reason: "You are old, so don't be too tired. I beg my brother to bake it for me."
His voice was milky, his logic was full of innocence and childishness, and he made a group of people laugh.
Of course, this definitely does not include Yan’s father who was forcibly “aged”.
He was only in his 30s and seemed to have a straight-faced personality, so he felt a little embarrassed on the spot.
"Hey, hey, dear Yanbao, I am your father!"
"Yeah." Yan Bao nodded perfunctorily, "You are a good father..."
Poof!
He burst out laughing on the spot.
Wang Yan was so beautiful that she joked with Yan's father: "Brother, it seems that I am more charming, haha!"
Mother Yan smiled and said, "My brother is indeed better than you. The mutton skewers are delicious."
Father Yan was not convinced.
"That's because the current tools and materials are not good enough! What I'm best at is cooking on natural stone slabs, and I'm pretty good at teppanyaki. I really haven't done much barbecue!"
Before Master Wang could say anything, Yan Bao raised his eyebrows lightly and used an old-fashioned tone and a milky voice to stand up for his handsome brother.
"Dad, you are already an adult. You must learn to reflect on what you have done wrong and don't make excuses for failure, otherwise you will not grow taller..."
With a puff, Wang Yan burst into laughter.
I wanted to laugh when I heard the previous speech, but as soon as the amazing twist came out at the end, I immediately broke the news and couldn't help but laugh.
Yan's father is over 1.70 meters tall, which was not very short for his generation. But nowadays, children are running faster and taller. Wang Yan's height has no advantage, let alone Yan's father.
After being hit on the head with a stick by his own daughter, Yan's father completely shut himself down.
Wang Yan rubbed Yan Bao's little head as a reward: "Yan Bao is so good! Go, sit down and wait, brother will grill chicken wings for you right away!"
He put her down and started working, casually chatting with the couple, and finding steps for Yan's father.
"Brother runs a restaurant?"
"Yes, the restaurant is in Kaifu Wanda. It's called Yan Huaishi Creative Restaurant, which is my real name. Little brother, you must come and visit when you have time. I'll treat you and I'll cook it myself!"
Yan Huaishi was very enthusiastic. After sending out the invitation, he suddenly remembered and asked: "Oh, I'm sorry, I haven't asked my little brother your name yet?"
"Wang Yan, a freshman at Star Normal University."
Master Wang moves non-stop and has a leisurely attitude. He doesn't seem very focused, but he has a flowing flow of freehand brushwork.
Yan Huaishi is a professional. When he saw this, he gave a thumbs up in praise.
"Little brother Wang, are you good at this?! Barbecue is a skill that is not on the table. If you can practice it to the extent that you can do it with ease, it is not an exaggeration to say that you are a master!"
With a face full of curiosity, I just asked him directly: Are you a skewer stall passed down from your ancestors? Do you have a family background?
The young master smiled modestly: "I really haven't practiced much. I just figured it out based on the videos."
The people around him suddenly showed various expressions.
Some feel like vomiting, some are in awe, some are confused, some are in disbelief...
Ruyu whispered to her brother-in-law quietly: "Boss is getting better and better at pretending!"
Song Chen shook his head: "You don't understand the world of genius."
Yan Huaishi is the most unbelievable, but also the easiest to accept.
"At the age of less than 20 years old...it seems that he is really talented."
"I have really seen evil spirits. I haven't mastered the basic skills such as cutting meat, turning a spoon, and so on. When I start cooking, it tastes better than the master chef, which makes people jealous."
He said he was jealous, but his face was full of envy, jealousy and hatred.
With the chef's endorsement, Master Wang's standards no longer need to be questioned. Everyone stared eagerly at Wang Yan's kebabs.
As the aroma slowly spreads, more and more people are attracted.
Lou Lou Dumpling and the others originally didn't want to go to Wang Yan's side, but they couldn't help but be curious, so they sent Marshal Yi and Xiao Mulu to find out the truth.
By the time the barbecue was ready, everyone had snatched up everything except the chicken wings and a piece of QQ sausage reserved for Yan Bao.
As soon as I take it into my mouth, I immediately feel flattered.
"Monitor, you are great!"
"That's great, my brother. If you set up a barbecue stall, your business will be booming!"
"It's amazing, it smells so good!"
"Squad leader, are you tired? Let me give you a pat on the shoulder?"
"Monitor, are you thirsty? Can I get you a glass of water?"
"Monitor, are you hot? Can I fan you?"
Wang Yan couldn't handle it anymore, so he quickly called Loulou: "Hurry up and organize everyone to play a game or something. Don't let me get in the way! You can have whatever you want, and I will serve everyone today!"
"Oye!!!"
"Monitor, you are so handsome!!!"
The whole class cheered collectively, extremely happy.
As soon as the girls were sent away, many tourists came flooding in.
To be polite, ask: "Young handsome guy, can you sell us some ingredients? Let's join in the fun."
Or: "Handsome guy, can I borrow the stove over there?"
When playing outside, having fun is the most important thing. Wang Yan has no reason not to agree to things that are convenient for others.
He raised his voice and shouted: "You can use the two round furnaces over there as you like, just bring your own ingredients. Anyone who is willing to play games or sing with us is also welcome, please help yourself!"
"Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you so much!"
Everyone thanked them one after another and joined in the fun enthusiastically.
But when there are more people, there are really all kinds of weird things.
A middle-aged lady asked confidently: "Little handsome guy, can you sell us the grilled mutton skewers directly? I'll give you 5 yuan per skewer, you won't lose."
Lin Weiwei and Fu Yushi were so angry that they laughed.
Wang Yan was very calm, and it was not worth getting angry with that kind of strange behavior, so he responded politely and politely.
"I am willing to serve my classmates because I have feelings. I will be happy if everyone is happy. It doesn't matter if I am embarrassed or not. We live in 25 top-level suites, all of which are paid for by me personally. If you want to use money to buy my services, A little thoughtless.”
The middle-aged eldest sister was not happy with the rebuke, and she seemed to want to get back at her a few more times.
However, he was grabbed by his companion, and while saying "I'm sorry" with a smile, he was forcefully pulled away.
"What are you doing? That kid is so crazy..."
"A watch costs millions, are you crazy?"
"Hey, I'll just ask if I can sell it. If I don't sell it, I'll pull it down. What can I do? Really..."
The dialogue was drowned in the noise without making any splash.
Wang Yan's strength, coupled with his calm handling of the situation, made it possible to eliminate a minor disturbance that might have dampened everyone's interest.
Then as if nothing happened, he immediately turned around and greeted everyone: "Come on, come on, line up, and grab whatever you want to eat. I will stand here for you for 30 minutes at most!"
The boys and girls immediately exploded.
"Great King Shengming!"
"Monitor, I love you! I want to give birth to a monkey for you!"
“We don’t choose, we eat whatever we bake!”
Wang Yan just laughed: "Okay, don't come over and cause trouble, just have fun!"
"receive!"
Everyone responded in unison.
Including Dumpling and the others, who hated Pingzhi Xiaogongju very much, they all applauded and cheered crazily for Wang Yan.
Fu Yushi was so impressed that she asked Wang Yan: "Gouzi, I really can't imagine you standing in front of the grill doing this kind of thing. Don't you think... uh, you're losing your place?"
"what are you thinking?"
Wang Yan laughed dumbly.
"The rich will cook dinner for their spouses, change their children's diapers, and help their drunk old classmates vomit in front of the toilet.
Why not do something that can make everyone happy with a little hard work?
The reason for going out to play is to relax. It’s so tiring to hold up the air.
You, my dear, the burden is too heavy! "
After being criticized by Mr. Wang as a joke, Fu Yushi showed no dissatisfaction. She gave a thumbs up and transformed into a little fangirl.
"Brother Gouzi, you can do it!"
Lin Weiwei didn't say anything, but she smiled very brightly, with a hint of pride in her eyes.
The specific emotions are too complicated to guess.
…
Wang Yan said he only baked for 30 minutes, but in fact he basically never left the stall. He only rested nearby. Anyone in the class who came to "order" would be satisfied.
The girls felt sorry for Wang Yan's hard work, and came to send him warmth one after another, and even posted them in the circle of friends for free.
He must say "what is our squad leader doing?"
Halfway through the song, Dumpling walked around in front of Wang Yan and sang the love song to Gouzi. At the end, he had to say one more sentence: "Thank you for the monitor's hard work, you stinky scumbag, don't think too much!"
Tsk tsk...
Lin Weiwei and Fu Yushi sighed silently, and some understanding suddenly emerged in their hearts.
It's normal for little girls to like her if her charisma is there.
Wang Yan has already done a good job at controlling the distance, so he really can't ask for anything more.
However, the acid still needs to be acidic.
Fu Yushi muttered in a low voice: "Throwing flashes everywhere, what a scumbag!"
Lin Weiwei vaguely heard the word "slag" and nodded silently.
Put away your damn charm, you scumbag!
As I write, I begin to believe that I am a positive writer... In fact, my attitude towards life has always been quite good. Why should I be banned for writing something that actually exists? I can't laugh or cry.