Chapter 103 My Home System

"Boom!"

Cao Shen threw the system on his shoulders to the ground, dragged the quilt and threw it on her, and sighed:

"Just you, put two thumbtacks on the washboard, what's there to see!"

Mr. Cao raised his eyebrows, he never thought that one day his system would be transformed into a human being!

System was wrapped in a quilt and his head was lowered.

[I told you I don’t want to upgrade! You insist on giving birth to me! Look, what I look like now! 】

Cao Shen looked at the system: "You have no face, what can you do..."

Yes, the current system has no face, just a round head, similar to a toy robot.

Without facial features, there would be no mouth, so Cao Shen could only communicate mentally with the system.

The system sat silently on the ground, just like watching a silent movie, very funny.

[Woooooooooo, not only am I shameless now, I also have short arms and legs, and my body is not fully developed]

Cao Shen looked at the system. Although he wanted to ask about the result of the upgrade, although the system was now faceless, he could feel a very depressed mood.

Just be a human being and give me some comfort first:

"Short arms and short legs are actually quite cute. Isn't it popular for lolita girls now? It's fine and good. Once the face grows, it will become normal."

【No! I want long legs! 】

The system made famous gestures with its two arms in front of its chest.

【Even bigger breasts! 】

"Big breasts? Don't tell me that you have gender differences. You can't tell at all!"

Cao Shen recalled carefully and found that there was indeed nothing!

【snort! Women are prettier than men! Of course I chose a female character!

Moreover, when I am complete in the future, I will be able to have whatever I want just like human beings! 】

Cao Shen rubbed his nose: "Okay, as long as you are happy.

The system turned its face to the side and folded its arms.

【I'm not happy, very unhappy】

Cao Shen could imagine that if the system had a face, she would be pouting and crying now.

The system lay on the ground, beating the ground.

[I am really the most miserable person in the system, and I transformed into this. People are obviously looking forward to it, and when everything is perfect, it will come out and blind your human eyes, but the result is like this!

How dare I act as a system!

No, I have no face! Ying Ying Ying! 】

System suddenly raised his head and clenched his fists.

Although he had no face, Cao Shen clearly felt that the small universe was on the verge of going berserk with anger.

Sure enough, the next moment, the system said angrily

【I want revenge! Host, don’t stop me, no one can stop me!

Taotao Technology, right? Go to hell! 】

At this time, the first "New Year's blessing red envelope" activity of the Spring Festival Gala began, and the first round was sponsored by Taotao Technology.

The audience in front of the TV held their mobile phones, opened Taobao Pay, and waited for luck to come.

The host shouted: "Get ready, three, two, one!"

Click, click, click, the audience began to shake their phones desperately.

However, this time, Taobao payment crashed...

The host was not Sadako. They couldn't see the stunned MMP expressions on the audience's faces through the TV, and continued to shout enthusiastically:

“Let’s do it again, who will win the second red envelope rain!

Get ready, three, two, one! "

However, at this time, Taobao payment cannot even be opened...

Crazy poking at the LOGO, it's like the computer has crashed, without any ripples.

Zhao Rui, who was holding his mobile phone in front of the TV and poking at the logo of his product, did not dare to look at Chairman Tao Jiang at this time.

I roared in my heart, Impossible! impossible!

They have rehearsed it several times, how could something go wrong! What went wrong!

Tao Jiang's face was so gloomy that water dripped from his face, and he slapped the table hard: "Why don't you go check it out! How can you give out red envelopes while you're sitting here?"

Zhao Rui was so startled by the sound that he jumped up and ran away without looking back, saying: "Right now!"

The host of the Spring Festival Gala had a flash of surprise on his face. The director had just told him through the headset that Taobao had a bug and could not be opened at all.

All the viewers felt lonely, and in anger, they deleted it from Taobao.

The director of the Spring Festival Gala was also furious. Look at the investment team, what kind of rubbish sponsors they have recruited!

If such a big accident happens, just wait for the anger of the leaders in the station!

There are still two rounds of the first round of red envelope rain, and it is obvious that Taobao cannot be used anymore, otherwise it will be criticized severely without waiting until the end of the Spring Festival Gala, and there will be overwhelming ridicule.

The Spring Festival Gala is already getting worse year by year. Every time it is held, it is complained about, but it cannot be made worse.

So under the direct decision of the director, the host received the signal: "Let Tongfu Bao take the lead!"

The big screen of the Spring Festival Gala immediately switched to the logo of Youxin.

The host also immediately cooperated and said:

“Just now, it was just an appetizer, now let’s serve the red envelope dinner.

Dear audience friends, please open your friend letter! "

Another host immediately received:

"Maybe, everyone has already opened your friend letter!

While watching the Spring Festival Gala, chatting with relatives and friends!

Now, let us raise our mobile phones and prepare, one, two, three!

New Year blessings from Tongfubao, rain of red envelopes! "

Tao Jiang also opened Friendship and followed the TV with his mobile phone. He didn't believe it. Everything was ready, including DDOS attacks and digging optical cables. Will Youxin be able to bloom?

If you want to bring them down, let’s bring them down together!

"bite!"

Tao Jiang saw that the red envelope had a lot of flowers and nine big words popped out:

New Year's greetings, money to spend, 50 cents!

"MMP!" Tao Jiang slammed his phone to the ground.

Crack, crack! It was the sound of the screen breaking...

During the Spring Festival Gala, Tongfubao added 150 million new users, with a total of 250 million users, surpassing Taobao to become the largest payment application in the East.

Taobao Technology was ridiculed and questioned on the first day of the Lunar New Year. The Spring Festival Gala program team even spoke out and passed the buck immediately.

Guotai is a serious official media. If it is second in influence, no one dares to say that it is the first. They firmly stood on their side, accused Taobao, and stamped the Spring Festival Gala program team as a victim.

Guotai has spoken out, and other media immediately understand what is right and quickly follow suit.

Not only did the public opinion put great pressure on Taotao Technology, but their own website was down...

At first, Taotao's APP could not be opened, and later it was found that the website could not be opened for a long time. After a day, Taotao's official website simply posted a big message "Website Upgrade and Maintenance".

Zhao Rui was already in a state of panic, because he had not yet found out where the problem was! All his technical knowledge could not explain the cause of all this. Is this the current technology of mankind!

But he could explain one thing, this must be the work of Cao Shen! But there was no evidence, Taotao Technology was in the wrong first, and did not dare to ask Cao Shen openly.

Zhao Rui had no choice but to comfort himself. Fortunately, everything happened during the Spring Festival. During this holiday period, Taotao had no business, and the loss was not big and could be recovered.

The system was happy to retaliate, and Cao Shen was now worried about another thing.

One person, one system. Now in Wuya, how can this faceless humanoid system be brought back to Beiji!