Chapter 6 Cute Little Mouse

As soon as it got light, I woke up.

This is a habit developed from sleeping in a small square for a long time.

This habit has many benefits for me, who sleeps in a small square, and the most important thing is that there are very few people in the small square at this time. I can run to the small pond in the center of the square to wash my face and hair, and even wash my hair. Washing oneself, of course, these actions still come with some risks - the family law enforcement team that runs the city will drive away such bold 'artistic acts'.

I once encountered a group of stick-wielding bastards chasing me across seven streets like rats. Finally, with nowhere to escape, I had no choice but to crawl into a nearby trash can that had just been cleaned. Pass a tribulation.

Some people may feel that what I did is simply too weak. I need to fight like a man!

If we were to fight alone, no one from those law enforcement team members would be my opponent, but they were operating in a group. Who dares to guarantee that an ADC can defeat a group of fake ADCs alone without the protection of good equipment and high level!

Even if they are as ferocious as tigers, they will have to choose to stay away when faced with a group of crazy dogs - after all, they are very likely to be suffering from second-hand rabies.

And another important reason is that once I attack the law enforcement team members, it means that I have unilaterally provoked the family where the law enforcement team members belong. If I cannot find a suitable reason to convince the top person in charge of the family in Airui City, then I will Facing an endless hunt for the family.

Unless I have been brought to justice, or the person in charge of the family is bored and withdraws the bounty for the arrest, I will have no peace.

When I crawled out of the trash can, my clothes were covered with an unbearable smell. I washed them more than ten times and couldn't get rid of it. Later I accidentally heard that in order to ensure the smell of the trash can, It will not affect the surrounding users. The family managers of Ai Rui City extracted a wonderful hormone from the goblins, which can synthesize any odor in the trash can. However, this thing has a disadvantage, that is, once it is stained On clothes, it is difficult to wash off.

If it was just difficult to wash off, it wouldn't be a problem for me. But when I was about to leave, the two guys revealed the source of this hormone - it is a kind of hormone that can effectively promote goblins. Gonadal stimulating hormone in estrus.

No wonder when I first stepped onto the third floor, the green-skinned dwarfs seemed like runaway ducks that had been injected with chicken blood. They swung their arms and ran up to me desperately. Fortunately, my level was not low at the time, otherwise the two The first time in this life may be ruined in the hands of these little green-skinned monsters who never take a bath. .

It shudders to think about it.

When Phoenix crawled out of bed, shaking a pair of waves and banging against the wall in a daze to find the toilet, I had completed all the morning exercises in the plan, and took a refreshing cold shower, looking equally refreshed. Xiao Zhi, feeling refreshed, ran to the kitchen with high spirits and started preparing breakfast.

The content of the morning exercise was very simple. I was wrestling with Xiao Zhi. This beetle monster was as big as a moving millstone. After a night's rest, it once again regained its domineering and fierce tiger appearance. Under my instruction, it stood upright and stood half-human. The tentacles, which were as long as arms and as thick as arms, rushed towards me like a tank, and then collided with me gorgeously, making a muffled thud.

The wrestling reached its climax, and it was still a familiar scene. My face was red, I was holding my neck and holding my breath. The muscles of the Qilin Arm, which I had practiced for thirty-three years, were all jumping up. I was covered in stinky sweat and stared. He stared at Xiao Zhi with a pair of bull's eyes; Xiao Zhi's six thin legs were clasped hard on the ground, and his pair of big red eyes almost turned purple, and he kept making squeaking roars from under his tentacles. It sounded regular and shaky, as if he was shouting slogans with difficulty.

The final result also ended in a tie. I sat on the ground panting with sweat all over my body, and my six legs shook like chaff.

When I came to the kitchen and was making bacon sandwiches, I said to Xiao Zhi beside me: "Next time, you can also enter the data at the adventurer base and see if you have become stronger."

Xiaozhi ignored me.

It was staring at the bacon sandwich on the plate and drooling all over it.

When I entered the room and dragged Fenghuang from the warm bed to the living room to prepare for dinner, the table was already in a mess.

Every slice of sandwich was half eaten, and the bacon in the middle was missing.

Phoenix's eyes widened, one hand pointed at the crumbs on the table, and the other hand kept shaking my arm. He complained to me in a calm and surprised tone: "Our home was robbed."

The corners of my mouth twitched, and my face turned black instantly. I twisted my stiff neck, and two cold rays of light shot towards the culprit who had bread crumbs on his two forelimbs and was moving little by little to prepare to flee the scene. - Xiao Zhi let out a sneer like falling into an ice cave.

"Hey, little Zhi~~~~, don't leave in a hurry, tell me what's going on?"

Gulu.

Xiaozhi swallowed hard, and his big eyes turned towards me innocently. He also stretched out his two front paws and spread them to the left and right, showing an unsuspecting image.

Everything was acted out so realistically and naturally, but it was a pity that the other four paws that kept shaking betrayed its nervousness.

Then, there was a violent beating like a storm. If Phoenix hadn't hugged me tightly and prevented me from using my arms and legs with all my strength, I would have beaten Xiao Zhi into a giant worm.

However, this runaway incident was not completely fruitless. First of all, I know that Xiaozhi is an omnivore, eating not only cheese but also meat, and he loves meat even more. Secondly, despite Xiaozhi’s thick carapace, he also I was afraid of pain. Of course, my hands hurt even more. Finally, the little girl Phoenix’s breasts seemed to be getting bigger again. .

Hey~~~

Recalling the soft texture of the phoenix's waves clinging tightly to my back, a line of drool dripped from my wretched smiling face.

"What happened to you?"

Phoenix looked at me with confusion.

"No, it's okay, hahahaha."

I wiped off my saliva with the corner of my clothes and pretended to be dumbfounded, which made Xiao Zhi who was following me look full of contempt.

Entering the dungeon was still the same. In the first six floors, Phoenix and I didn't use weapons and magic, and relied entirely on our own strength to push the monsters down the abyss one by one. On the other side, Xiaozhi also followed our example and used hard tentacles. He pushed down all the monsters around him.

I bared my teeth at it and gave it a thumbs up, and it waved one of its front legs at me.

The tacit understanding between one person and one insect is incredible.

This time, the progress of the march was very smooth. The stone-throwing goblins on the seventh floor were not able to stop us. Under the attack of Qigong bombs and new swords, they turned into a pile of clanking copper coins and worthless things everywhere. Material.

Although everything seemed to be going so smoothly, a lot of time was still wasted on the seventh floor. The main reason for this was not fighting monsters and rushing, but Phoenix's obsessive collecting habit.

I reminded her more than once that there will be more things for her to collect on the eighth floor, but Phoenix, who has a compulsive collection disorder, ignored my words at all and continued to pick up copper coins and materials all over the floor and happily collected them. These things were thrown into the pocket on Xiao Zhi's back.

I was so used to her behavior that I just treated it as a sightseeing break on the seventh floor.

Finally, I dug out the last copper coin stuck in the corner, carefully threw it into Xiao Zhi's backpack, turned around, and gave me a child-like look that yearned for admiration.

Cough, cough.

I cleared my throat, stretched out my hand and gently stroked the top of her head, and said with a gentle smile like a strange uncle: "You did a good job."

Phoenix laughed happily, the expression on his face was as happy as that of a well-fed cat, except for a cute 'meow'.

When I came to the portal that was like a black hole whirlpool, I stopped and said to Phoenix, "I remember you only went down to the seventh floor?"

Phoenix nodded.

"The eighth floor is the lair of big-toothed rats. Occasionally one or two elites will emerge, but they are all level three monsters, so don't be nervous."

Looking at the innocent expression on Phoenix's face, I realized that the last four words were probably wasted.

"Just be careful not to get bitten by the big-toothed rat. If you can't handle it, come to me and I will protect you. Don't worry, a level three monster is to me..."

Hey, hey, I haven't finished speaking yet!

Phoenix had already entered the portal on Xiaozhi, leaving me helplessly holding my forehead and sighing.

Entering the eighth floor, a big-toothed rat rushed towards them. Phoenix was still looking around at the appearance of the eighth floor in a daze. Xiao Zhi was also looking at the scenery stupidly. Neither one of them had any concern for the dangerous things in front of them. Ding Dian was wary, especially Phoenix.

I don’t know if this little girl is cute or stupid. .

He swung his knife and cut the big-toothed rat in mid-air, with its teeth and claws flexing, into two pieces. With a pop, it turned into a mass of black mist, and two copper coins and one of the big-toothed rat's front teeth fell down.

"Hey, do you want your life?"

I yelled at Phoenix.

Phoenix finally came back to his senses, shook off the ponytail on his head, pouted and whispered: "The little mouse just now was so cute, I thought he was trying to act coquettishly towards me..."

A bunch of black lines formed on my forehead.

A guy over a foot long, covered with gray fur, four short, short legs as long as the palm of his hand, strong and explosive, a pair of small red eyes, exuding a cunning and fierce light, and a mouth full of sharp fangs that are no less than a sword. , a faint cold light flashed in a bloody mouth.

Such a terrifying monster turned out to be a cute little mouse in her eyes. .

God, how biased her views are.

Ignoring my helpless expression, Phoenix jumped off Xiao Zhi's back and happily picked up the copper coins on the ground and the front teeth of the big-toothed mouse into the bag.

Then he chuckled, turned around, put his hands behind his back, and skipped towards the depths of the eighth floor.

I sighed, holding the sword in my right hand, and followed closely.

In the darkness, a pair of small red eyes appeared, making a soft chirping sound in the direction we were leaving.

Thanks to ‘Fan Mi’, ‘Zero’s Independence’, ‘book friend 1646829748’ and ‘Blood Drop Knife Eats the Heart’, Rabbit will work harder╮(╯▽╰)╭