The People Walking in Dungeons Are Surely Not Normal

Chapter 11 The Tangle of a Fish

I was used to this kind of thing in the games of my previous life.

Therefore, when I cut the Goblin warrior in half with one sword, there were not many ripples in my heart, and I even lost the interest in looking cool.

The huge body turned into two unrelated parts and fell to the ground. The struggling upper body let out a final unwilling roar, and together with the twitching lower body, turned into black dust.

Leaving behind a field of stinky blood, disgusting saliva, and a silver coin lying quietly in the saliva.

"Boss is mighty!"

Rocky ran out from behind the rock wall, looking like he was determined to follow his boss to death, and cheered for me.

If it hadn't been for the 'betrayal' a few minutes ago, I would have definitely believed that he was my die-hard loyalist.

Phoenix's beautiful eyes stared at the silver coin lying quietly in his saliva. After struggling for a long time, he still couldn't muster the determination to pick it up.

That sticky pile of translucent saliva is just so disgusting.

And when her eyes glanced at Loki, a bad idea that seemed to her to be a brilliant one came to her mind.

"Loki~"

Phoenix's voice seemed very gentle, like a sister calling her dear brother to come home for dinner.

However, to Loki's ears, this voice sounded like the smile of an evil spirit. His body seemed to be rusty, and he turned around with a crunch, with a look of shock on his face, but he still insisted on pretending to be an obedient, sensible, cheerful and optimistic student. .

"Big, big, big sister, yes, what are your orders?"

Phoenix smiled and pointed at the sticky pile, and said gently: "There is a silver coin there. Please help me take it out and clean it, okay?"

As if rusting again, he turned around with a crunch, saw the sticky pile clearly, retched, and almost didn't spit it out.

"Big, big sister..."

Loki's face was full of pleading, hoping to arouse the sympathy deep in Phoenix's heart, even if it was as small as a sesame seed, and give up this silver coin lying quietly in a sticky pile like a nightmare.

Unfortunately, he still underestimated Phoenix's persistence in coins and materials.

She has her own stubborn persistence. She doesn't want anything given by others, but if it is gold coins and materials she gets from killing monsters, even if it is stuck in the cracks of the cliff, she will find a way to dig it out.

If Loki hadn't been there, she might have coaxed little loli Lily to help her get the silver coins out.

But Loki was not far away. Although her face was full of reluctance and her movements were slow, she had her own way.

One hand gently stroked Lily's light green hair, her gentle eyes had a terrifying murderous look, and her sweet smile turned black in an instant, making people shudder.

Loki almost pissed himself.

Seeing that Lily was about to be 'ravaged', Loki gritted his teeth, became cruel, and directly inserted his hand into the sticky saliva. After several efforts, he finally took out the silver coin with a slippery surface.

Before wiping off the greasy residue on the silver coins, Loki finally couldn't help his stomach churning violently. He leaned on the wall and vomited a large puddle of messy things with a loud splash.

Because the scene was too much. . Disgusted, Phoenix quickly turned around, not to watch, and at the same time took Lily over.

Fortunately for them, they hid far away, but I was unlucky.

The pungent smell almost choked me, and when I coughed, tears flowed out.

Loki, who had regained his composure, saw me wiping my eyes constantly and moved to tears. He choked with sobs and shouted to me: "Boss, it's better for you to be nice to me. You know how difficult it is for me. I was so sad that I cried.”

I pinched my nose and refuted the rumor with a cry: "Don't get me wrong, it smells like this, it's a bit choking, and it makes me cry."

Then, I easily chopped down the other two Goblin warriors. As for the last one, with the combined efforts of the Storm Guild, the only fourth-level warrior personally cut off its huge head.

After there was no danger, I motioned to Fenghuang and the three of them to come over.

The only fourth-level warrior should be the leader of this team. He wiped his sweat, drank a bottle of recovery potion, and stepped forward to shake hands with me in a very formal way, and expressed his gratitude to me for assisting them. grateful.

I nodded and saw Fenghuang and the others following me. Without saying another word, I walked towards the portal on the eighth floor.

Halfway through, he suddenly stopped and shouted to the eight people who were planning to go deeper: "I suggest you don't go any further inside."

"Why?"

The fourth-level soldier asked me.

"There are three elite goblin warriors huddled together inside. I suspect they have some conspiracy."

"thank you for your kindness."

The fourth-level soldier expressed his gratitude politely, but I could tell that he didn't believe what I said at all, and even misinterpreted what I meant.

"Aren't you just a little better than me? How dare you use such words to humiliate people?"

The fourth-level soldier spat and ordered his men: "Rest where you are for twenty minutes, and then move forward!"

In response, some people leaned against the wall to drink water, and some people lay directly on the ground to rest. Only the magician who greeted me looked at his leader with a slightly worried look, but stopped talking.

On the way back, Lily followed Phoenix, repeating worriedly: "Will Loki die? Why does he stink so much?"

Loki didn't answer the little Loli because he was in a bad mood, and from time to time, the creamy and sticky touch and disgusting taste would float in his mind.

Phoenix didn't answer her because she was silent.

Although she is ignorant of worldly affairs, she is not stupid either.

You can clearly feel the tactful refusal and distrust in the other party's tone.

Why do they just refuse to believe what others say?

Phoenix asked me in a low voice.

"This is the ridiculous pride of human beings."

I smiled and said: "They would rather trust their own intuition than listen to other people's advice."

"But, they will die..."

The plot of the Virgin Mary of Phoenix has arisen again.

This time, I was not moved by her sympathetic eyes. I touched her little head and said softly: "Even if I save them this time, they will still die."

"As long as they don't abandon this ridiculous self-esteem for one day, they will eventually pay the price for it. This price may be their lives."

Although his voice was soft, his tone was very serious.

Phoenix has never seen me with such an attitude, and he no longer acts coquettishly, and walks along side me obediently.

The pair of weirdos behind them were having a lot of fun. One thought the other was about to die and was trembling with fear, while the other wished he could die immediately and kept wiping his arms.

That atmosphere. . Simply wonderful.

After leaving the underground city, I realized that the sky was already dark. A few stars could no longer contain their excitement and jumped out, flashing gently in the still dim dusk.

I took a deep breath, wanting to feel the smell of nature, but I could smell a faint fishy smell.

Turning his head, Loki was still wiping his arm, which was the one that had been baptized by the goblin warrior's saliva.

The little girl Lili tugged at the corner of Phoenix's clothes with a nervous look on her face, still repeating the same words: "Sister Phoenix, Loki stinks so bad... is he going to die?"

Phoenix pinched Lily's little face and comforted: "Don't worry, it won't happen."

Lily still looked at me worriedly.

I scratched my hair and said, "He just accidentally touched the dog poop. He will just wash it off in a while."

Loki seemed to want to argue, but I glared back.

After ordering dinner in the cafe, the cat girl Barbara very consciously sat on the chair next to me, leaning on my shoulder like a cat, squinting, and provoking Phoenix sitting opposite me.

Phoenix stared at Barbara angrily, his white cheeks bulging high, and his little feet under the table kicked hard at the same place on my calf.

Although my face still showed a sunny smile, I was crying inside.

Auntie, can't you play in a different position?

After a while, Loki rushed over in a hurry.

After countless frantic scrubbings, the arm where he was baptized finally had no smell, and a big ball of mud was also rubbed off.

Now, he is simply refreshed.

However, when he rushed to the table in a hurry, he seemed to notice a slightly disharmonious smell.

He glanced at Catwoman Barbara, who was holding my arm and leaning on my shoulder, and then at Phoenix, who was glaring and sulking, gritting his teeth and raising his fists at Barbara, and finally took a peek at Catwoman, who seemed to be smiling as if nothing had happened. I.

A big drop of sweat shed.

He silently moved a chair and sat next to the little loli Lily. Looking at the innocent Lily who didn't understand anything, he sighed deeply at what happened to me.

The lady boss seemed to be in a good mood after seeing Barbara's cute smile. She specially gave us this table and a plate of fried sardines for each of us.

And give a piece of good beef shank to Xiao Zhi who is outside the door.

But I am very aware of the sinister intentions of the landlady.

Fried sardines are one of Barbara's favorite foods. Just one sardine will definitely not be enough for her. At this time, I will definitely develop a gentleman-like dedication and dedicate my sardine to us. The adorable Catwoman Barbara.

This not only pleases the beauty, but also secures my short-term safety in the cafe - if I don't give the fish to Barbara, then Barbara will definitely have a bad temper and show dissatisfaction to a large extent. I am happy, and once Barbara is unhappy, the landlady will be unhappy. If the landlady is unhappy, she will probably slap me away.

And what if I offer the fish to Queen Barbara honestly?

The Queen Phoenix must be angry again.

And once Phoenix gets angry, I will most likely be knocked down with a fist, dragged by my feet and body, dragged back home, and punished by kneeling on the washboard all night.

Maybe even let Xiao Zhi be the supervisor.

If this happens, my prestige as a team leader will be instantly wiped out.

And once I dedicate this fish to my beautiful Phoenix Queen. .

The ending seems likely to be equally tragic.

Oh, my god!

I let out a mournful cry in bird language.

I never expected that, having lived in two lifetimes, I could actually feel the confusion and entanglement of Mr. Sha on a fish.

Thanks to the votes for ‘Fan Mi’, ‘A Light One’, ‘Zero Independence’ and ‘Blood Drop Knife Eats the Heart’, Rabbit will work harder!

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